/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #557

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Previous thread: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to get the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
Writefag Guide: dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-Made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Game Files Dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Old Booru: ddlc.booru.org
New Booru: nddlc.booru.org/ - please help add content!
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You):
youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>Drink the pain away with an iced coffee at your local Starbucks®!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=4YE-1UvhKKc
ddlc.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1452
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

First for Britsuki!

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Yuri!

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Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention

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Monika is smart, cute, and very loving.

Ahaha~

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>tea
Sorry, but this is a coffee only thread

>smart
I mean kinda

fappucino*

She is!

She is none of those things.

Sorta yeah
She seems a bit confused about some stuff though

Cumming in Monika's coffee without her noticing! Watching her drink all of it and telling you how great it tastes!

First for poetry prompt when?

Try me
I'll have you know I take TWO sugars in my tea
How does that make you feel coffee boy

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Does Monika talk about spaghetti ever?

No

Actions speak louder than words

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I submit to you all a flawless argument.

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You guys are odd when it comes to Monika art. I guess it's cute though, especially the burg stuff.

I love Sayori!
I want to tie Sayori to a chair!
I want Sayori to drench herself in anticipation!
I want Sayori to moan my name longingly!
I want Sayori to break her ties and mount me!
I want Sayori to ride me until I lose my mind!
I love Sayori!

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Monika but she won't shut up about boring social media shit

sup MatPat, new theory?

Yuri will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill in your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast

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I want to perform wakamezake with my doki

guess i'll die

Yuri will never help you create the most delicious, varied, and disquieting dairy products in the city

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Sayori is the only one with fat enough thighs to pull it off
Monika has too much thigh gap
Yuri shaves
And Natsuki calls you ecchi and slaps you

does this one steal my loose change and call me a pervert?

I guess she'll just have to close the gap in the competition?

>Going to the beach with Sharkyori!
>Arriving at the beach!
>Carrying everything out of the car because Sharkyori's stubby fins can't hold anything!
>Sharkyori cheering on user while wildly flapping said stubby fins!
>user sets up their spot while Sharkyori wanders off to find her friends!
>user finds Sharkyori!
>Nani the fuck? Why does she have 2 pairs of sunglasses on?
>One pair is on her face and the other pair is on the shark face!
>Sharkyori notices user and drags him over!
>She introduces him to her lifesaver friends!
>They tell him about how helpful Sharkyori is!
>Sometimes she helps them when they're shorthanded or very busy!
>While user and her friends talk Sharkyori wanders off!
>She finds a really cool looking sea shell for user but then she sees a perfectly smooth black rock, he might also like that!
>She wants to take it back to him but it's going to be hard!
>She shouts at user who is a little bit further ahead of her!
>He looks back to see Sharkyori wildly gesticulating!
>He heads over to his precious gum ball!
>"Hey user! I found you things! I'd bring it back but my fins are being mean~" says Sharkyori in a light manner!

Sharkyori is cute!
Love Sharkyori!

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>Yuri shaves
A constructive use for sharp edges!

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>And Natsuki calls you ecchi and slaps you
do you think I could convince her to do it for my birthday or something?

Fuck you user, I still haven't recovered

>you've prepared breakfast
>this is your first time having breakfast over at Yuri's place
>sleeping overnight was fun with an excessive hugger like her
>luckily her parents weren't in town for this weekend so you're off the hook
>filled up the bowl with bran flakes
>notices Yuri walking towards you
>good morning Yu-
>Yuri grabbing your bowl of dry bran flakes
>she puts it on the floor
>she squats right above the bowl
>Yuri what are you-
>she lifts her skirt up
>not a panty
>you manage to see some crimson dark stains on her skirt
>oh no
>Yuri don't!
>menstrual blood begin to drip into the bowl
>it begins to fill up, dripping viscously from her
>staining the cereal black and red with decomposed womb flesh
>Yuri picked up the bowl and laid it back on the table
>it looks horrible to look at
>the scent almost brought bile and acid to the edge of your throat
>she stares at you enthusiastically
>awaiting your next move
>oh well
>いただきます
>Yuri!

You should go the whole nine yards and ask for nyotaimori
I mean her body is flat as a cafeteria tray anyways

I wanna spin Natsuki on my finger!

Congrats on saving 556 lads
You're all heroes

I'm no hero. Never was, never will be.

I should just """accidentally""" spill a whole bucket full of peanut butter over her and then offer to lick it off her
also our house currently doesn't have running water, sorry

LICK FASTER, user! THE ANTS ARE MASSING!

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>Britsuki, but she's from the north part of the Isles...

>Ywn lick body chocolate off of Natsukis tiny body
why continue to life

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>Ywn apply and savor melted chocolate on Monikas tummy after she just finished working out
>ywn feel her twitch under your tongue as you savor the sweet chocolate and her salty sweat intermingling on your tongue
>Ywn hear her nervously moan as you keep licking after the last chocolate disappears, making your way agonizingly slowly down her body
>Ywn eat the most delicious thing you've ever seen in your life
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Of course.

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>ywn take a bath with mermaid Sayori
>ywn find it cute how she's shy about it even though she asked to do so
>ywn hold her and help each other clean up
>ywn try to help wash her tail despite her making it difficult by rhythmical, happily swaying it back and forth
>ywn notice how much more excited this makes her than being in a regular pool with you
>ywn take forever to wash each others' hair, because she wants headpats from you and she wants to hold you against her chest and caress you
>ywn find it cute that she clearly has more she wants to say from how many times she thanks you for helping her in the bath
>ywn dry her off and put her bow on for her
>ywn let her try to dress you just because she's seen you dress yourself enough times and she wants to see if she can get it right
>ywn notice that she's started to let her hair grow more since getting together with you
>ywn amateurishly help her put it into cute hairstyles that you both agree on
>ywn hear that hint of glee in her voice when she mentions it's bath time, where she used to treat it as something mundane

Let her in, guys. She's not gonna hurt you or anything.

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Daily reminder that Sayori's butt is BIG. BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How big?

Pretty big dude

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She said please, how could I refuse her?

Are either of the prompt posters hanging about?

>start new game with all character files except monika renamed
>END

I'M GONNA FUCK! YOUR!! DOKI!!!
AAAAAAAAARRRRGGHHHHH!!!!

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WHAT'S THAT TODD? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THIS NEW VEGAS PLAYTHROUGH

NO STOP, I'LL BUY FALLOUT 4

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They are ao cute, wish we had official doki plushies. Shame that the roastie that makes them sells them at 150-300 euros kek

I want to spank it so bad

Your doki but she fucks tyrone while bulliying your dick

>150-300 bucks
Boi

First part is my fetish.

>ddlc banned by Chinese sites
Reportedly the reason behind it was that, a 10 years old autist girl have been lured by a 15 years old.online streamer who was using the platform's service into sexting and alienate her from her single mother, and reportedly the girl might have contacted some gore game via the site with her account currently using ddlc character as avatar. She apparently have posted some gore doujin work in some private chat group too.

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kys cuck

you're into ntr but not getting your dick bullied?

Aight lads! Looks like we've been going along without a prompt for a wee while so I'm gonna step in, hope you lot don't mind.

The word of the thread is: Cast
Alternatives are: Climax, Titan and Courage

Feel free to write about whatever these words mean to you but keep in mind they're just a point of inspiration, if none of these words speak volumes to you by all means you don't need to use them, write whatever your heart desires!
If you're not too confident in your writing don't feel bad, not everyone is good with their first stab at writing but as long as you get something down then that's all that matters.
I'm looking forward to whatever you lot can come up with! Have a good one you lot.

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Good morning, everyone! How is everyone today? I've finally had a chance to breathe after spending the last 3 days working over 12 hours each day.

Although I'll have to get ready for the 3rd Nor'easter this month. It's only been 12 days and here comes another foot of snow.

>climax

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For some reason I never saw that side of it.
Got a right kek out of me lad, caught me off guard

>He doesn't summon hair demons with his Doki

文学部 alone still returns a ton of results though
does it prevent you from uploading stuff with "心跳文学部" in the title?

>climax
>titan
>courage

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Squishy Sayori!

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Reportedly a lot of video with Chinese translation of ddlc in title have also been deleted, not sure about new uploads
Also, the chinese translation of ddl without club can still be used to perform searches too.

as far as the gore pics go, did she post pic related or something? or some unrelated gore stuff

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oh boy

youtube.com/watch?v=4YE-1UvhKKc

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Kizuna a cute
Imagine Sayori or Natsuki stumbling on this very exact video

>Erika disappeared after having a mental breakdown
It's normal to be scared, right?

Absolutely but no worries, I'm sure they're fine.
What exactly happened anyways?

They didn't say, they were just falling apart at the seams and then stopped posting.

The best we can do for now is remain hopeful that he returns and give him a warm welcome when he does.
Try not to worry about it lad

Source?

ddlc.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1452

Nigga wtf happened to Erika

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The promised day arrives! Or so you think.

All of the worlds electronics are fried and rendered useless at once due to the energy required for the Dokis to make the journey from digital to physical, and they are deposited who knows where.
Mysteriously, instead of your Doki you find a working two way radio at your doorstep. Your Doki is on the other side.
You must help her stay alive wherever she is, until either she can find help or a week passes. There is a button on the side that can put you by her side but it will leave you physically drained and on the brink of exhaustion, and you will both have to worry about surviving.

Hard mode: She is stranded in a place you know next to nothing about. As an example, if you live in a tropical area she is stuck in a very snowy place, or if you live in a cold place she wakes up on a sand bar or in a jungle.
What do?

I bet they're baiting for attention. Either they man up and come back or they stay away and ladanon takes their place. Nothing much at stake desu.

I just can't beat Pete's Cup in Olympus Coliseum.

However far I can make it fluctuates everytime, sometimes I die on the first round, sometimes I do really well but then die at the very last round or near-to-last round. I've developed strategies for each and every round that usually do well, but sometimes I just end up messing up badly and failing.

Point is, I've been stuck there for at least a month now, and haven't been able to progress.

I am not even syre about if they are talking about gore doujin fanfic or gore doujin artwork as I do not firsthandedly follow that incident
The site say they have already discussed the matter with the communist youth league of china to provide counseling service to user of the site as well as reportedly to related government department and family

Given how everyone is talking, I'm assuming they went where doodleanon was about to go.

there's no Pete cup man, are you talking about the Phil cup?

>Your doki but she's a vampire!
>And the undead have poor metabolism! She needs to work out a lot every time she drinks a regular dose of blood just to stay in shape!

>Knock knock

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Wait... darn it, yeah PHIL CUP.

>"Yare yare.. What did I say about sharp objects?"

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>tfw already made a piece for this one
aw

I mean, the one more info I need is which weapon you picked at the start
but either way, the cups are all optional so you could always advance the story instead
so where are you stuck in Agrabah? the bug/jar heartless, or the lion's head?

Doki Doki Literature Club but they're in a Zombie Apocalypse spin off and Monika is confused.

What the fuck did you guys do to doodleanon?
I don't blame you guys, just a figure of speech