/owg/ - Overwatch General

>Brigitte, a hybrid support / tank hero, is now on the PTR
playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/brigitte/
youtube.com/watch?v=R8jVjBDcV4M
youtube.com/watch?v=K_m8fcJb5tE

>also, everybody gets a free StarCraft-themed Widowmaker skin
>simply log in to Overwatch between now and April 3rd to unlock it

>Latest PC patch notes
playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

>Overwatch dev tracker
overstalk.io

>Hero tips, tricks, and basics
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Hero item checklists for all events
js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/

>Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal stats / leader boards
overbuff.com
masteroverwatch.com/

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Boop!

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I only would've added one thing.

>But... when will she be released?
Not today, see

Do your best out there /owg/! I believe in you!

nth for face-fucking Orisa

OMNIGGERS INTO THE GAS

Recluse and Psyblade when? Junker Queen too.

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Best grill

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Helio looks cute, cute winged support boy when?

I want to lick Mercy's feet. I want to kiss her soles and suck on her toes.

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I want a hero with an ability that allows them to swap locations with an enemy.

Excuse me sir, you forgot the waifufilter
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GIVE ME IRIS/ATHENA NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW YOU FUCKING KEK HACK FRAUDS GIVE ME HER I NEED HER GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE MEEEEEEEE GIVEGIVEGIVE GIVE NOWWWNOWNOWNOWNOWWW

>Filtering anything besides tripfags

why is mei so cute

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sometimes i have impure thoughts about my wife, Mei, but then I remember she's a respected scientist and has no time for lewd

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Is it possible to merge the tripfilter with the image one?

>Horizon
>Horizon
>Anubis
>Oasis
>Horizon
>Hanamura
>Anubis
>Volskaya

>finally get good payload map
>"a player has left the game this match will be cancelled in 10 seconds"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I want to have romantic lesbian love with Tracer!

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It's your pastebin, do whatever you want with it.

I seem to get a lot of hate by playing Bastion, why is that?

I want Widow to step on me

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I wish they'd at least let us vote on a mode to play. Get the teams set then have a 30s voting screen or fucking something.

Anyone want to play some quickplay with me?

I love Dr. Junkenstein and would like to give him kisses!

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Oh god yes.

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Just revert their buffs (dva's missiles and winston's jumppack/bubble CD)

Winston was fine before, he's way too good now.

Because you're playing against shitters or you're playing in QP where nobody knows what teamwork is and can't do anything about el presidente/killdozer.

>he didn't even post his region
Are you really trying? I would play with you, but I have to go to bed.

Why does the sky have lines

Dithering

Do you think Ana is good with her mouth?

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>Why does the sky have lines

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I wish they would give Widow a barefoot or semi barefoot skin like the Winged Victory Mercy. Imagine how hot that potg intro would be if she stepped on you barefoot.

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Do you think she'd let you cum in her ruined eye socket?

how can the lines be real if your sky isn't real?

eh I don't mind playing in EU if you guys are nice over there. Goodnight pal

>Because you're playing against shitters

I'm playing OW alright

hey ive been gone for a while, i would hugely appreciate an update on just blizzard world and brigette

is blizzard world junkertown 2.0 tier cancer or is it actually decent

is brigette actually a good bodyguard or did they already nerf her into being kind of shitty

thanks guys

SHUT IT DOWN

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Would you eat him out?

>#BrigitteLore why does Brigitte look like an older hat kid
Some hero asking the real questions

this pic makes me gag every time i see it

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no

BW isn't worse than Junkertown.

blizzard world is good because it's cheese proof and the better team will actually win 99% of the time

>Be Doomfist before the nerf
>Tracers and Genjis literally ran from you in fear, you won vs. Genji 9/10 times and won against Tracer 6/10 times
>Cue Genji main whining and complaining that their hero was being countered by an 'AIMLESS BRAINLESS OP HERO!!!!'
>Doomfist nerfed immediately

>Be Doomfist now
>Can't hit a punch
>Win against Genji 1/10 times, Tracer literally never
>'Oh no he's fair and balanced you just have to aim' say the Genji mains

>nobody in the team picks a healer so I have to be
>absolute despise playing as healer

getting real tired of this shit

Global warming

Source?

Shut the FUCK up goy we'll have it fixed next patch

Just play the mercy slut game, makes it much more fun~

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Doomfist will forever be broken, but atleast he was better before. Now you have to be a god to do good with him

fuck u

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why doesn't doomfist reset his punch on kills like genji dash? why does blizzard play favorites?

>try hard tank and skillrat
>play zen if a support is needed
>need a main healer because we have a zen one trick on our team
>decide to go for mercy
>15k heals
>get my first epic card in ages
>every says nice things about me

I understand now.

Why do I have a bad feeling Chu is going to ship Pharah/Brigitte?

>go play meme mystery heroes cause kinda tired of FFA
>whichever team defends wins because you eventually stack cancer shit like double orisa+bastion or a trillion healers

I take on genjis that ult as doomfist what are you on about

I usually have more success on attack because if you wipe the defense quickly there's a good chance they get a ton of syms and anas.

Because that would be OP.
If Doomfist immediately got a -1 second cooldown on all of his abilities once he lands an ability which stacks depending on how many enemies he hits (so if he hits the entire enemy team he'd immediately get -6 seconds on all of his cooldowns), that would be a different matter.
Or they could just give him 100 armor.

I'm so glad /owg/ will never work on balance when I see posts like this.

And you die. Because he can just fucking jump over every ability you have and swing at you because it's impossible to track him and it's impossible to hit him.

>>Be Doomfist before the nerf
>>Tracers and Genjis literally ran from you in fear
No they didn't.

For the record, the nerf bitching came from Mercymains. At least get your facts straight.

>stepped on you barefoot
Wew

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Do you guys think they'll just keep adding characters indefinitely or will there will be a point they'll stop? Because to be honest this game has too many characters already and I imagine it's already a pain to balance them out but then Blizzard talks about supporting this game for at least 10 years so idk.

>not wanting McCloud, Luc and Firestarter

Why would you say something like that?

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>1/26 chance to get a certain hero in mystery heroes
>You get 3 of them off spawn
>Enemy has 2 of the same hero as well

So why do they try to pass this off as random? What system does it actually use?

it'll slow down. i imagine this is the last year with 3 new heroes. probably will max out at 34 when it's all said and done

honestly if you gave doomfist 100 armor it would barely change his playstyle at all

armor has never felt like it really makes anyone THAT much more crazy tanky, the damage reduction isnt really that impactful

I don't think you know what random means.

>ship Pharah/Brigitte
>not cuck Pharah again
Her mother is better than her, she lost full Egyptian status, her shipmate was taken away permanently, she lost token loli status and she lost Reinhardt admirer status. Even flyer status was taken by Mercy.

>playing comp a while ago
>blatant smurf on the enemy team playing tracer
>teammates bully him for smurfing
>"w-well i'm a tank main at 3800, so i'm technically playing dps at your level"
>was low gold at the time
>team shit talk him even more
>one even says "don't you feel guilty?"
>he says nothing for the rest of the game
>picks throwfist on the last round and game ends in a draw

felt bad for him desu, was clearly genuinely climbing an alt account for dps and he got guilt-tripped into throwing. i wonder if he ended up getting a decent rank and having fun, or if he let the guilt rot him from the inside out and refused to play at his best for the sake of crybabies. no idea why he didn't get at least plat from his placements though

Absolutely

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GIMMIE MOMMA HONG

They bond over both having masturbated to their Reinhardt poster.

Yo where did you get this

Brigitte VA

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They use actual random (as close as machines can get to true randomness, at least). That's why this kind of thing happens.

>teammates bully him for smurfing
The appropriate response.

fuck that's unironically the hottest body type

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I'm honestly disappointed. Her IG pictures don't look at all how she really looks. She's the pinnacle of how women are allowed to manipulate men and be able to spread their genes through extreme hypergamy.

>be mercy
>only ress cancerous stackable heroes and healers
>never ress trash like doomfist or hanzo
>free win

You would eat his pussy?

>Brigitte needing a poster when she's with Reinhardt
And so the Cuckening continues.

>Her IG pictures don't look at all how she really looks

Welcome to instagram!

>guys does a shitty thing
>gets called out for doing a shitty thing
>boo hoo he's just trying to have fun

Why is Reaper so trash?

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thicc

Do you keep saying this to get him to post more Junkenstein images for your collection?

>Spawn minions
MY FUCKING DICK I love this idea

Someone asked what the best kind of R76 is. I revised the image.

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I kinda wish Luc was added to the game just to see how his minion mechanic would work.

They kept buffing tanks and added a 2 healers he can't do anything about.His mobility is utter trash as well.

-teleport is literally everyone_look_at_me.ogg
-cannot cancel wraith walk
-armor fucks up his damage
-ult barely works at decent SR levels