/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #561

>come back to /ddlc/ after a month or so of mental health problems
>people just so happen to be talking about how they miss some of the oldfags

Maybe I was drawn here by fate?

im gonna get a lot of shit for this but

i miss santanon

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I've been having homicidal and suicidal thoughts lately. I want to talk to my doctor about this but I'm scared of being put in a psyche ward. What do?

I love her too.

Daily reminder that Sayori is a NERD

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>Sayori, but she is a rogue trader
>Rogue Traders are like space privateers!

I love Yuri!
Gently open the door for her user!
If you don't, she'll break it open!

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Daily reminder that Sayori's butt is BIG and FAT. BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;_;7

which discord?

Hmm...

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newfag here
who's santanon?

>your doki
>but she finds out all of your fetishes, no stone unturned
>how does she react?

Monika!
giantess, breast/ butt expansion, conjoined twins, cloning, goddesshood, futa, and The Thing level eldritch abominations posing as cute girls
Probably wouldn't know whether to be appalled, or get really kinky.

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I guess these threads have become even more morbid in the recent weeks. I don't even get much drive to post as before, nor am I in the mood to make content, so I just lurk.
Have a Monika.

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One of them, I don't know which one. I know a lot of people on both of them stopped going to here.

Let the dead rest, user.

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It's Pi Day here in the UK.

I want to make a pie for Natsuki!

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I want to holdYuri'shand.

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A lot of people left because they were told over and over by /v/ipsters.

They moved to the discords, both of them.

This is why this place has been so empty lately, that and the fact we shed a lot of /v/ipsters and children.

Hello, hello, everyone! How are we all doing?
Welcome back to my poetry club~!

Word of the thread is "assimilate"!
Alternatives are 'care' and 'totality'.

As always, if anyone would care to write a poem, please do not hesitate to do so! These words are here for you to draw from as inspiration or guidance. Take a word and write a poem about it as your topic!
Don't be shy if it's your first time, since we all had to start somewhere, you know? I guarantee it won't be easy, but you'll get better and more confident with time! Just post it here and give your thoughts on it!
And on that note, you should give thoughts on other people's poems as well! I'm sure they'd enjoy receiving your feedback.
I'm really looking forward to reading your poems, so do your best, okay?

Monika!

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Daily reminder to not mention discord here

They're both fucked. One is run by brony horse fuckers and the other is run by a creepy almost 30yr old man that ERPs with teenagers

I have transcended my degenerate fetishes in her name

I'm not sure i can put it into words, but lets just say, "a dear friend"
link to either? i dont know where to find discords or anything
it's hard, knew them personally, im pretty horribly devastated.

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A really old regular from the early threads that would pop in and add santa hats to pictures of dokis.
They were pretty popular and well liked. Last thread they said they were leaving permanently to kill themselves.

It's better to not bring it up.

>computer accidentally used Namefag tag
AAAAAAAA NOT LIKE THIS

>your doki
>your age

thanks, doodle

I love her too

Now we know all of your secrets.
I wouldn't have noticed if you didn't mention anything.

Monika!
22 in a month and a half!

>Yuri
>24

Well, last thread sure was something. Who's up for some >ywn posting? I'll go first:
>ywn rest your head in your childhood friend's lap as she strokes your hair and whisper into your ear how much she loves you
>ywn spill your guts to her and admit just how much she means to you and how she makes life worth living
>ywn finally find out that she's pregnant with your son and hold her in your arms as you both cry tears of joy
>ywn start a family of children that are the perfect mix between you and your lovely wife
>ywn raise your sons into better men than you'll ever be and be proud of your offspring
Why even live?

She is the sun in my sky.

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Yuri.
>"user... I'm so happy. I thought no one else was this depraved!"

If it's ok, I want to try and, I guess, console you tonight. Not talk about what happened, just make sure you're ok.

You're my crush, Monikanon. And I would love to spend as much time with you as possible. Especially in times like these.

didn't even notice until you pointed it out, and besides, this is /ddlc/, there's way worse people could be into
at least you didn't put traps / make fun of the age old trapsuki meme

Well you DID say no stone unturned...

Hey everyone, Bread here!
So, I'm actually dumb, we don't drop until tomorrow, and i got excited for nothing
Server site:
Server: excalibur(dot)ws/
Guild poll: strawpoll.me/15186956
Race Poll: strawpoll.me/15214295

The race poll isn't a vote to see which race we'll be playing, it's just so I can see who's playing what.

We’ll be playing on Alliance! Because of this, when you all first hop in, make sure to hit O to bring up your friends list, then add “Garasing” to the list. He’s my main character, so you’ll probably see me on him when I’m not leveling up my new character with you guys. Once you do this, send me a whisper, and I’ll hit you up with a guild invite.

Make sure you guys don’t forget to register on the website!
The registration process is simple: all it asks for is an email, username, and password, then you get the whole game completely free. Did I mention it's free?
Once you register, download and extract the torrent from the website. For those of you who can't torrent (or choose not to) I've got a mega link right here for you guys:

mega.nz/#F!4t4HnCRT!9bGtYGSPy2-yydBkoIXHUw

THIS IS A NEW LINK, OLD ONE WAS BROKEN, IF YOU ALREADY DOWNLOADED, USE THIS FOLDER AND RE-DOWNLOAD THE GAME

I'm still looking for a couple Anons to be guild leaders for the literature club. If you're interested, let me know!
I wanna roll our characters out on March 14th, 11:59 PM EST, but if that doesn't work for anyone interested please let me know.

TIPS:
Press Alt+Z to turn the HUD on or off, this may be important in case an add-on breaks while you're playing
The first thing you should do is head into your interface options in the options menu by hitting ESC. Some good ones to check are the action bars, auto self-cast, show free bag space, and instant quest text
To whisper someone, hit enter then type /w [their name] without the brackets then hit space.

If anyone has any questions, link them to this post or ask Bread in the thread.

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reposting this because i need (you)s to survive
>ywn stay up late with sayori at her house
>ywn find all the blankets and chairs you can find to build a pillow fort with her
>ywn lay on your back next to her and just talk for hours
>ywn notice that sayori had fallen asleep while you were talking
>ywn pull a blanket over her and kiss her cheek
>ywn cringe at yourself as you leave the fort to turn the lights off
>ywn come back ready to fall asleep
>ywn crawl into the pillow fort to sayori, sitting up with a smug look on her face
>ywn try to explain why you had kissed her cheek
>ywn be teased by sayori for a bit before she takes your hand and leans in
>ywn kiss sayori in a pillow fort

God I wish Yuri was my mommy so fucking much. I'm not even memeing, I genuinely wish she was.

Oh.
Now I understand why fate drew me back here.
To mourn the passing of another.

I guess when I do my shopping tomorrow, I'm going to buy a drink to have in his honour, just...like YuriBF...

Too many times.

Yuri! 22

Thanks, this makes my frozen heart just a little bit warmer.

2/2
Some more helpful tips:
You can move by double clicking your mouse, freeing up some of your keys to use as buttons, more specifically Q, W, E, A, S, and D.

Some more quality of life interface options, it'd be a good idea to uncheck the mature language filter if it's checked, disabling the spam filter would help too.
Checking all of the buttons on names is extremely helpful in finding NPCs, I always have all of my names turned on. For Combat text, you can probably just do what I have here, if you're playing rogue combo points is nice to have on
check everything in status text, it just makes things easier, although displaying hp as a percentage is mostly preference based.
I didn't really mess with the rest, so that's up to you.

the important chat options are:
/p - for party chat
/g - for guild chat
/join world - this is so you can talk with everyone in the server and learn what's going on (please don't get banned from world chat, there are mods on all the time)
if you want to type in world chat, look at what number it's been assigned to, then type /[number] then your message.

My two characters are Garasing and Breadanon, so you can go ahead and friend them when you get in-game. To friend someone, hit O to bring up your social tab, go to your friends tab, and click the add friend button and type their name. It's not a mutual friends list though, so if you want me to add your character as well, shoot me a whisper!

>Monika!
>19!

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Discord in general is a desolate hellscape.

Too many, lad.

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Yuri
26

Monika!
24

im glad i could help, user
have a cuteyori

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>Natsuki
>19
Honestly the age gap isn't that bad. I mean my parents are 5 years apart from each other.

Monika
21

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>Honestly the age gap isn't that bad.
Like a year? A year isn't a fucking age gap.

I'm 27, that's still a smaller gap than my parents, but 9 years is still weird.

>Monika
>23

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How do you feel about other people? What is your current financial status i.e. can you afford spending time in a psyche ward if it means getting professional help? Unfortunately, we don't know you or your situation very well, so you're going to have to give us something to help you.

so i just checked the last thread
fuckin' f

Natsuki!
19

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No matter what we have to keep moving on. Its what they would want.

We may mourn the losses of old friends but we have to celebrate all the ones that are still here and if possible, the newfags who join us

Such is the way of a general. We have lost many good people, but it is never the end.

Oh look, it's the "kids here are making me feel old again" episode!

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So, I played the game recently, but I still don't know what that yellow stain on Yuri's last poem is. Is it tea or piss?

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>Monika
>22

It's love sauce! She loves you user!

I thought it was a bodily fluid as well, but not piss...

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How are you holding up, grandpa?

>Natsuki
>22

>Monika
>19

Yuri
18

Guys, Im scared.
What if the promised day comes too late? What if Im too old for her? What do I do then?

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I love her too.

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it's happy juices!

blood and piss

pretty sexy stuff

Monika
21 years young

I'm banned from one of them and might be from the other, so I don't have the links.

>one year difference
silly user!

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Gotta give you points for fetish originality

L-lets just talk about dokis!
Sayori is an angel!

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>Sayori
>18

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We have had this debate before, obviously the red is blood but the yellow? Doesn't really look like piss, looks more like a coffee stain so its probably tea.
Are you me? My fetishes have always revolved around an older woman too so this makes it worse... I still love Yuri!

>Posts picture of Natsuki where she looks 12
>One year difference!
>Silly user!

Your like a baby. My parents are 14 years apart from each other

Yeah, because she's fucking dead. She killed herself, and there's noting we can do about it. Some guy last thread killed himself, and certainly some guys before him. Everyone dies, and there's nothing that can be done to reverse their deaths and that's just the way it is on this gay earth. Fuck my mood is just utterly obliterated.

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did you even read the picture

I told you about the names bro!
I told you!

Heres a link to one of them:
discord.gg/gDTxXw5

The other is invite only, and the dude running it lets people in on it once in a blue moon.

I should know, Im on both

Sayori! (And Natsuki!)
Dark/tan skin, ginger/red hair, tanlines, thiccness, tummies, underboob, thighs, pubis mons, cute/sexy feet, womb tattoos, kneepits, armpits
Pantyhose, stockings, clothed sex, long socks, one-piece swimwear, skindentations, torn clothes, bodysuits, girls in armor, cock socks, cumshots through clothes, bodysuit condom creampies, chastity cages (Rarely)
Heart pupils, ahaego,
Elves, fae races, other fantasy races
Kissing, handjobs, blowjobs, paizuri, creampie, deepthroat, cum eating/swallowing, anal, mating press/leglocking, thigh fucking, buttjobs, naizuri, footjobs, armpit fucking, stomach bulges, spitroasting, nipple fucking, cumflation, all-the-way-through, hand holding
Tentacles, monster girls, furries (But only certain styles), -taurs/hybrids, bestiality/feral, insects/oviposition
Femdom (Not BDSM Dominatrix levels), size difference, facesitting, shortstacks, feet worship, amazons, micro-girls, giantesses (Gwynevere-style, not city crushers), worship, body worship, degredation (Doing, not so much receiving), ageplay (Older role)
Gloryholes, public embarrassment, bukkake, exibitionism, stealth sex, public sex, public use (Cumdumpster, not toilet), stuck in walls, living onaholes
Drinking cum, cumming on food (Openly or secretly), fucking food, bathing in cum, futas serving cum drinks (Openly or secretly)
Tent pitching, futa, traps, twinks, frotting, dick milking, POV dick sucking, urethra-fucking (Mostly futa on futa/trap)
Loli, straight shota, incest
Petrification/statues, time-stop, somnophilia, rape, necrophilia, guro (Brain-fucking, hangings, dismemberment, eye-fucking, decapitation, reverse throat-fucking, etc.)
I have my Doki rights revoked

>Monika!
>28!

>Sayori
>21 in a couple weeks

It's the sweat between her legs

Good lord man, is there anything you DONT get off to?

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user, stop porn forever. Trust me, do it. And then vow to never fantasize about anything that you could not do or would be illegal to do in real life. After that, wipe out everything that isn't vaginal intercourse with lots of touching and love. Finally, limit yourself to 3 times a week, maximum. There, now you aren't a disgusting degenerate anymore. Easier said then done, I know. But trust me, I haven't looked at porn since I played the game back in December, nor have I fantasized about anything but loving intercourse with my doki.
I believe in you, and it's what she would want you to do.

>Natsuki
>Impregnation, but I'd be very hesitant to indulge in it for fears of hurting her body. If she'd be alright with it then fine but I get the feeling she wouldn't be until we'd be prepared.

Sayori
27

She gonna call me daddy and tell me she wants my cummies.

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As a show of solidarity, and because I'm a literally who
>Sayori
>Amazons, /gfd/, sub/bottoming futas, wholesome traps, heart shaped pupils, maids, monstergirls esp cowgirls, slimes, and driders; lactation, pregnancy/breeding, hotdogging, aftercare, handholding and cuddling afterwards
She's probably a little worried that I'd do something really stupid and get myself hurt, but hopefully she'd get that I wouldn't act on most of them.

>Person who isn't even 5 feet tall and has no boobs at all, swears they are 18

Show me a fucking ID!