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/lolg/ - League of Legends General
JUSTICE
Enough is enough lolbabs
Post some big, fat League butts NOW
That skin tilts me so much. I wish i had SG Udyr
I love all of these champions.
ekko buffs when
FACT: Lulu has the CUTEST EARS!
>no talon
talon was actually the problem, even though ive never seen it a problem before
>autofilled support
>autofilled jgl
>autofilled top
>negative winrate swain mid
>first promo game
>riot thinks they can stop me
DON'T HOLD ME BACK, KIDDOS *unsheathes katana*
Im going to turn all of you into Kindredfags.
I was running through the OST for an old game a while ago. I guess it's an appropriate thread theme: youtube.com
sneaky = cute
I wanna cuddle Jinx and tell her she always makes me happy
good job bro
riot's been going extra HAM on the forced 50s lately
They should just rework Kayle already
>play duo with your actual duo who's good at the game and tryhard
>lose
>play duo with e-girls while building full lethality Xin
>win
How does this shit work?
Already have Lightsbane though
>implying I don't like Kindred lots
>implying I didn't want them to get a Year of the Dog skin
>the absolute audacity to imply that I only like Lamb and primarily for her pleasurable butt
You disgust me.
But she's not my waifu.
STOP BUFFING CHAMPIONS RIGHT AFTER THEY GOT NERFED
GIVE THE PLAYERBASE SOME TIME TO ADJUST AND GIT GUD
GODDAMN
Almost lost a match because Twitch is a retarded champion that should be deleted from the game
>same exact player from my last game
Yes lolg, I just quit the client. I don't even see why I need a 50% winrate to win games.
>queue fill
>get mid
wat
>my team a good chunk of the cancer champs
>enemy team bans a good chunk of the cancer champs
great feeling desu friends
B E S T
G I R L
He's fine.
Imagine watching the waves of impact across her ass when your pelvis thrust smacks against the soft pillowy tush.
>When it comes to leaving due to having issues with the rules surrounding bad talk, such ones are a minority and/or banned so they can't be part of it anymore anyway.
ah yes the good ol’ “we have plenty of other customers we don’t need you go fuck yourself xd” line that only winners use.
Why do they always keep the pens around for the shot?
>Lan "i trace over other people's work without crediting them" didzu
Haha
idk how this works but literally this game (in loading screen)
>60% wr gp top
>75% wr velkoz mid (like 25ish games)
>support main
>didn't check my jgl but assume he's good
nice coinflip teams
I want to cuddle Jinx and tell her she always makes my dick happy
>redditors literally crying because a pr person quit
reddit.com
this is my fault and i like it
What kind of people are on reddit dude, that sometimes make me wonder
Best skins only
I must admit that it would be unlikely to happen even if such a situation was possible. My favourite thing would be to go hard and deep in her ass, while one had fingered her, the other at a breast and tongue dancing with hers. Alternatively a face-to-face position where my mouth is working her remaining breast and she's free to toss her head and moan.
>linking up R*ddit
You outplayed yourself, friend.
R8
how do i fight lategame tristana
Kill her
>14A
For a second I actually thought this was a new Mord bug.
>Assassin falls behind
>Spends the whole game complaining how broken tanks are
Don't play assassins if you're going to be a useless bitch
I want to tell Cassiopeia how PRETTY I think she is!
Kill her
[laughs in metal]
>3 game lose streak
>fuck it
>autofilled support
>rakan
>easiest game of my life
Wtf no told support was freelow
Don't have really any good ass pics for Vi that could be posted here without me getting banner so i decided to go for a crop that will probably get me banned anyways.
why are her eyebrows so long?
xth for spunky punk girls sitting on my face
>afk warning in practice tool cause I decided to go make some soup
>leave 50 minutes later after I've fucked around with builds and 4 infernals etc etc
>get notification that I've been put in a lower priority queue
WHAT THE FUCK
sorry let me edit this
how do i kill lategame tristana
t. somebody who installed this 3 days ago
>Playing Jax Jungle, top laner is Rengar
>Enemy top is DB Riven
>Nonstop breeding commences
The death moans that Riven lets out in this skin give me a mega boner. I didn't like it at first but it grew on me.
>bought dawn breaker riven just for that ass
>played her 30 times in my ranked games and maintained 60% win rate
>as support
sheepstick
wait you are fucking telling me the girl on the right is sneaky?
>tfw Vi will never back that ass up into you
Sauce me pls
this is what happens when pro players start dressing up as girls and everyone is fine with it
honestly i love vis desgin she really inspired me
>no art of Vi getting embarrassed because Jinx stole her clothes, leaving only some of hers, which are far too small for Vi
>meanwhile Jinx is trying on Vi's clothes and having fun
I want to find out how tight Cassiopeia is
SHURIMA vs 5 robots trained to fuck your mouth
put some bets on it
>girl
>Vi standing in front of you with her ass pressed onto your crotch
hnngg
To do what?
THE ORDER HAS BEEN GIVEN
I just got a team where my adc was a jg main, jg was a mid main, top was a mid main, and I clicked fill
I thought fill would put me in a team of most people having their roles because I'm or someone else is available for any role. Guess not
>"Do you have a license for that gun, user? I might have to take you into custody."
What do you do when you need to pee in the middle of a game? Do you just let it go in your pantsu?
sneaky's fucking mustard skin yikes
>still no shurima hut manager skin
i pee before every game obviously what kind of fuckin question is that lamo
I really hope that someday you return to god's light. Until then, double down on all efforts to kill yourself, you demented degenerate.
>he doesn't have a piss bottle strapped to his dick
>can't even play league of legends because of forced losses with intentional feeders and stealth afkers
THE ORDER IS GIVEN
DELIVER IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS
snakes only have one hole called a cloaca
they urinate deficate and lay eggs out of it, its a jack of all trades for excretia and sexual function
Why would I kill myself when I have so much fun being a degenerate whore
What are the funnest champions to play at 6 items with gathering storm
THE CUSTOMER REQUESTS WE SEND THE CUTEST DELIVERY GIRL
SIVIR YOUR TIME TO ASCEND HAS COME
>Vi with men
Take that filth out of here and stay out. She's for girls only.
Jeez this is even better than I expected.
Thanks mang
Thank you residential /lolg/ herpetologist
Yurifags fuck off
... and we just won because literally everyone hardstomped their lanes (top had a bit of trouble, but toplaner impact on the game is a big XD anyway). enemy team had a bunch of autofills. very balanced games today, really enjoying them!!!
What happens if Sivir is late?
>"I'm afraid I'm going to have to unload your gun for you user"
nice man, hopefully I get hit with that lluck soon
The price of the pizza gets taken off her pay check. Duh.
you'll hit your 30s soon enough, and then it'll all come tumbling down.
A SHURIMAN IS NEVER LATE
>Hating on the purest form of love
Is there no dept to which filth like you won't sink?
*Punches your balls till you cum blood
>got no honours for this game
>not even my support
o-ok :(