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2018-03-15 07:00 - 03-29 03:59 UTC
New servants: Nightingale 5*, Helena 4*, Rama 4*, Geronimo 3*, Billy 3*
New craft essences: Ideal Holy King 5*, Record Holder 4*, Beast of Billows 3*

>[E Pluribus Unum Release]
Fifth Singularity: North American Myth War E Pluribus Unum
Release date: 2018-03-15 7:00 UTC
New interludes for Orion, Fionn, and Fergus

>[News]
webview.fate-go.us/
Check FateGO.USA on facebook for preliminary announcements and Campaign Milestones

>[Mega-Pastebin]
pastebin.com/HTrhq7Nk

>[Wiki]
fate-go.cirnopedia.org/
fgosimulator.webcrow.jp/
Daily Quests: fate-go.cirnopedia.org/quest_daily_us.php
Drop rates(Click at NA tab): docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_SlTjrVRTgHgfS7sRqx4CeJMqlz687HdSlYqiW-JvQA/edit#gid=525320539

>[Misc.]
Rate ups in JP FGO: drive.google.com/file/d/131VQ4DGGnb4A_iG6J-4BLJ2ePeFDUX3D/view
Upcoming event materials: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1V2iDoN2HjafZ8Ube6Jgi0woIibY-Di3YxLMZdJ6quTA/edit#gid=585071742
Servant Planner: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1CfEa5k-sB5btC8905kZKPfRC07IokKM1sXnoXo6-YQo/edit#gid=537592975
Friendlist: pastebin.com/Am2aVbVW

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twitter.com/Arbys/status/973951908548198401?s=09
youtube.com/watch?v=8Su85ljN4PQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

This is Geronimo, he's the only Servant on the first America rate-up that SEAniggers didn't mention

Say something nice about him

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So what was that surprise bros?

wait, how bad is Greece debtwise? I haven't heard anything in a year

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Is he story locked?

>catfags will never recover

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twitter.com/Arbys/status/973951908548198401?s=09
I'm dying

Did it happen already? Someone summarize.

LITERALLY
FUCKING

N O T H I N G
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I'd facefuck Rebecca to be honest with you guys

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I demand reparations for that awful stream.

they are fucked and currently in a limbo

Get to NP5 asap so i can grail you redman (true)

>Jobber thread

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There's maintenance tonight. Please remember to use your AP so it can recharge during the maintenance. You fucking retarded dumbass fucking faggot cunts.

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So the stream was 1 hour with a literal who playing the tutorial. Who the fuck though this was a good idea for veteran players to see? Do these "people" really get paid for this?

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Very bad but not at the level of having currency which is worthless yet. Most poverty ridden country in Europe though

Seriously, where the fuck did they find these people? You'd think they'd want to make the stream as appealing as possible to bring in more people. It does the exact opposite.

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No. You also get one for free.

Is Liz still /ouridol/?

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I'm not going to be surprised if this thread gets deleted for one of the two shitposter ones by discordniggers, if that new mod today fucked up /fgog/, theres a possibility he might mess up again.

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Guys I literally want to vomit, how do I hold it in?

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he's a welfare

VAs at sakuracon, wooow

It's literally not fair, we don't deserve this.

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>Jobber
>required an EX rank NP, STELLA at full power, Bryn and a lot of asspulls to even beat when he was barely trying

?

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>redmanfags absoluely devastated, so much that they don't post
Feel's good.

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She's gonna get molested

Yes. They didn't roll her, and she's even coming to America to meet all of her fans.

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BROS ARE THEY LAUGHING AT US TOO

Even reddit knows he's not worth talking about. He's completely worthless and I fucking hate him. If he didn't exist, we'd get a free Billy for beating America.

EXPLAIN HAMSTER MEMES

are they squat fucked by many bald men fucked or gilgimesh just turned you into his personal fuck toy fucked?

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Rate the Stream
>1/10

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Eurayle is reddit now
youtube.com/watch?v=8Su85ljN4PQ

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Where is my wormslut CE ?!!1?? I want to destroy everything

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This is what Rebecca's vagina looks like.

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>Gilfags are Reddit like Redditman
This is the best stream ever!

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>-1/10
managed to be lower than my already non-existent expectations

jack every thread until she has her banana buddy

>guest was a teritary
>reddit memes galore
>majority of it was filler
>5 minutes of actual news

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>the only good part of the stream was the shitposting about the literal who's rolls
Bros...

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Sthenobros?
Youralleybros?

>stream surprise was Sakuracon

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Well she is my ally hehe

Obnoxious and evil in spite of herself, she fits us perfectly

0/10 because it was fucking nothing

It's okay imouto you can only go up from here

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P-please go to my thread bros...

UMMMM EYEKEKS?

the first I guess, they can still bounce back

comedic value 11/10
actual value 1/10
memes 4/10
grandma representation 8/10
sexy girl 7/10
waste of time 10/10

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Stop posting reddit

>0/10
I hope someone goes and fucks up Salt River too.

Thanks CC

Never forget.

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Technically, Bryn didn't take part on the fight, she helped break the NP blocking curse. Also, Stella was boosted by 3 CS

>I am going to quote old threads to start shit

Kill yourself

WHERE ARE THE NEWS

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Is 3 srs normal?

Well that was waste of literally everyone's time, hope it doesn't also curse us.

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This wasn't proof enough for you?
They even mentioned Gate of Saint Quartz multiple times.

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>The moon cell is reddit
What the fuck BB bros
This can't be happening

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rigged quartz confirmed

No.

extremely rare, especially different ones

>played the tutorial, then barely talked about america servants
Why the fuck did they think this would be a good idea? They really couldn't think of anything else to do?

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I just leveled up bros, why. She's just up my alley too.

wtf that chubby guy at the right is me

I wish they had gotten 7 Black keys, a buff priest and Stheno.

Don't you patronize me you clay piece of shit

Smug Brock and Dumb Cat when? They're all laughing at us bros.

Rare even if you're usually lucky as fuck.

That's was not even worth for laughing at you. Don't go advertising this shit in other generals when it's so boring and bad.

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1/10

1 - The stream worked, with no lagging.

And that's it, I don't see how you can rank it higher.

>Actual value
2/10
>Meme value
10/10

You are not welcome here anymore redman.

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Redman's looking really fucking uncomfortable here

>Stheno is Discord, Reddit, and Facebook now
Is there no lengths to which she won't go?

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Is this the absolute worst PR team ever created?

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me on the left

5 facts about Alter Jannu!
1. Alter Jannu is cute!
2. Alter Jannu is my wife!
3. Alter Jannu has smelly feets!
4. Alter Jannu is not reddit!
5. J/alter/!

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That stream was pretty bad, but it's not enough to keep me from treasuring my goddess and her sisters. I've got enough XP banked to get her to 100 as soon as I clear America!

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artoria
why are your nipples hard?

What does Rebecca's breath smell like?

Just how smelly are her feets?!

Seriously, someone summarize the shitshow.

He didn't ask for this.

Just take my fucking words of encouragement you shack of shit

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And so this game run by monkeys continues to make stupid amounts of money

Beniggers

HOW MANY MORE HOURS

Fionn is now the least reddit servant there is.

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She only came on stream to laugh at us

Just came from the vet lads. My doogie unfortunately was diagnosed with a weird type of epilepsy, at least we got that nice surprise from the stream right?

here bro

That's one handsome motherfucker

I got 4 with Marie being the guaranteed and Waver in the next multi.

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#BeElegant gurl

Ssssssssshhhhhhhhhh Okita is sleeping.

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