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never trust others with specials removal

how to spot a shitter: they post matches where they got the most green circles

they think spamming pyros ult and getting the most damage means anything

Everyone is terrible at all times until proven otherwise

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This game needs a "points" system to keep the director in check and prevent it from spawning 30 rot helms 50 black rats and 100 hordes during a level.

Lets say the director starts with 100 points and everything it spawns costs a certain amount.
Spawning a boss costs for example 30 points
Rot helm patrol 5 points
Rot helm group blocking the path 10 points
Pair of assassins 5 points
Pair of gas lobbers 3 points
Horde 10 points
Stuff like that. If it decides to go crazy and spawn a boss with a horde and 10 rot helms at least the rest of the stage should be a cakewalk since it used most of its points instead of the current system where the next situation will be just as ridiculous

>a proper OP without the fucked up greentext for once
thanks fucking sigmar

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Yes, clearly I am the shitter and the good player was the bardin or elf. Thank god you illuminated me with your knowledge.

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I just finished fighting a bile troll AND a rat ogre at the same time. Shit fucking sucked.

Halescourge

what's with all the ebin green circle posting, do you guys really get so few you feel the compulsion to screenshot and post the ones you get? 75% of them are pyro sienna too

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Alright thanks, I'm just running through all the maps right now, to get a feel for the environment of each and to figure out which ones I'd prefer to grind.

blunderbuss so that I can be a useless piece of shit all day

the worst fucking shit is an annoying cunt of a boss like chaos or troll paired with hard-cc bullshit like brapstormers

the horde or two that invariably spawns is just icing on the shit cake

Honestly they can spawn all the black rats they want. The only ones that are slightly a pain in the ass are the shield fuckers. All the rest of them die like nothing anyways.

unless you're playing on legend you should just QP for the bonus chest upgrade juice instead of grinding one map

>ME AM SENNUH, ME PRESS F, ME GOOD PLAYER

> In his bad end salty turns into an abhorrent insufferable weeaboo and runs leaning forward with his arms back like naruto
Why did he have to suffer the most? even maniac alcoholic hobo kruber had a better fate than salty

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good job

This fucking AI director
#MeToo

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>soldiers chest from champion

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Pictures I saved years ago from Veeky Forums are finally useful.

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>Kruber's bad end is being knighted

Based.

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>You still haven't completed the jump puzzle user?

Can't pick up the keys for Kruber's chest though for some reason.

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health on kill or on crit as pyro sienna?

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just matched with a girl bros
shes on mic

>YOU'LL KNOW ME BY MY TRAIL OF FLAME
>lose 75% of my health
Thank you Sienna

Just did the same like 15 minute ago

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>(You)

it's okay bruh, your shitter secret is safe with me

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fairly certain huntsman is his bad end.

Okri deniers will be round up and put down, mark my fucking words you wazzocks

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I need caveman kruber stat

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>Play Sienna
>Battle Wizard
>Use the Flamestorm staff
>No regrets

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Well? Did you talk back?

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ask her to show tits

Ask for feet pics

Nuh-uh, the bad ends are the third career choices. Bardin takes the slayer's oath to clear the shame from his name, Kerilian gets her shit fucked up because of her curse, Sienna goes fucking crazy with fire and Saltzpyre goes off the deep end and becomes a fucking zealot.

what is she playing

How do I stop being so fucking shit at this game?

except its not uniform, like base class sienna the battle wizard is a new career for her in opposite to her regular self from V1, the pyromancer

It's reversed for Kruber i'm sure.

why are all of huntsman's ranged weapons just worse versions of other characters?

coach gun: less accurate than grudgeraker with less ammo and reloads twice as often
repeater: alt fire shoots as fast as bounty hunter's normal fire and has less ammo
bow: faggy ass elf weapon and less accurate
handgun: shit on every class

Have you tried dodging? Dodging is a good trick.

>pug joins party
>two friends and i are new to the game just moving up a difficulty for the first time
>total carry, makes fools of us
>eventually dies and throws an autistic fit
lmao like he wasn't even wrong, he did everything for us but the autistic meltdown had me laughing so hard

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Kruber already had his bad end he has nowhere to go but up

BIG PINK HORDES on this champ run

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use separate keybinds for dodge and jump

Elf ults are for ____!

>bow: faggy ass elf weapon and less accurate
shitter detected
try using it for more than 5 seconds

I can't quick play anymore because it always puts me in Halescourge for some fucking reason and it's a painful guaranteed loss with pugs

All of my friends have abandoned the game now

Life is painful, send help.

What's better perfomance wise Dx11 or DX12?

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Would you look at this, an elitist asshole all alone. This is sooo rare, never happened before.

>play huntsman or bh
>kill the boss before he even teleports up to summon flies stage for the first time
problem solved, dunno how so many people have problems on this boss

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Coach Gun fires more pellets and penetrates more guys, making it better per shot.
repeater is a rifle, thus is more accurate, more penetrating
Bow is a stronger shot than the elf's
handgun is hitscan, lacking dropoff and travel time, making it point, click and die for special removal.

Improve thine skills knave.

>under 1k
Bretty small

bro how's the beta going

why is she so perfect

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Do you guys think that she has the hots for Kruber?

>On the finale of a legendary map
>Only one with a health pack as everyone else is carrying a tome
>People keep going down left and right
>Revive them and patch them up
>My trinket with the 25% chance to not expend a healing item on use procs like 4 times in a row
I will never doubt RNG again

The only thing she's hot for is hard skaven dick

Best trait for grudgeraker?

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who doesn't?

Which trait on BoP on Zealot will theoretically return more ammo - 2 per crit or 1 per headshot? I max out crit on all items and I'm pretty average at aiming. Also I like to unload full ammo on bosses (because what else do you take BoP for). Also on dummies BoP don't pierce, but on hordes I feel like they do, may be my imagination though.

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>I've masturbated to elf 5 times in the past 24 hours
I know I'm pathetic but I get urges I need to take care of :(

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An old ranger trick?

#shotsfired

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SIGMAR, THE HAMMER, AND THEEEEEEMPIRE

how do i be a good handmaiden
how do i make it be more than just "bad waystalker"

Until they "fix" the beam staff there's no reason to not go crit.

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Restore ammo on crit
If you run out of ammo bash a trash mob until you'rre full again

Free handjobs

literally just played with a BH Saltz player that was kicking people who were under 20 for champ
>I always get most damage
>they are useless
>you need the level 20 talent to do champ
>he was the only one who died and he had a grim
every fucking time

it will never be as good as waystalker but you take the 3 second stealth on special, stamina regen stats/talent and spear for block/push radius and be a discount ironbreaker constantly shoving shit and then zipping to downed teammates to rez them.

If the people you're playing with don't regularly go down (or only go down when EVERYONE is going down) then it really doesn't do anything.

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>Saltspyre isn't even in the group

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thanks, yeah we're all quite new so people get downed a lot. i really enjoy the mobility of it so i wanted to make it work if i could instead of surrendering to waystalker

why does qp offer a reward? maybe i want to play the missions in some kind of coherent order and try the same mission again if we don't make it. the fuck, blizzard?

note that you can use handmaiden's special so if a boss is wailing on someone you're trying to pickup/chaos warriors are nearby to smack you out of the revive animation you can initiate the revive and then dash wherever you're facing while still reviving.

to encourage people to not find the single "best" mission and farm it infinitely, burning them out sooner

>The one time we don't have an elf
>Kruber gets hit by Sienna
>"Stop shooting me Kerillian"

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so that people dont find the 1 fastest and easiest meta map and spam play it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and none of the other 12 maps they worked on ever get played and casual players get frustrated at the lack of map variety in matchmaking and stop playing and meta fags get burned out from playing the same map even though they want to

>how is it that you see worse with two eyes than I WITH ONEEEEEEEEEE?!?
Never heard Victor's VA so angry before.

the sound design in this game is excellent. i'm not sure if the music is random, but the soundtrack during Empire In Flames was so intense. as soon as we went to collect all the barrels for the cart, some really great music started up and i was really on edge and invested from then until the end. great stuff.

> Build a literal skinner box that has you grind for hours for a 1-2 item power increase
> Cheap out on the most important part: the endgame
> There is literally no reward when mice press the button if they're at 300 item power
> Just some red and hats that are so rare they might as well not exist
> Complain about this
> DUDE THIS IS LIKE A FIGHTING GAME THE LOOT IS SECONDARY LMAO MAN JUST PLAY FOR FUN
I fucking HATE the shit eating community that justifies anything fatshark does.

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I tell you, that witch wants the one eyed so bad.

Just be yourself, bro

You can instantly tell what boss has spawned by their respective theme song.
I'm kinda pissed that Spinebreakr's theme was left out of the Official Soundtrack, I love that background music.

hm, fair enough. that's a good reason.

they should fix their director then if they don't want that
righteous stand is the most played legend map because its the most stable spawn wise
and what a surprise is was a beta map