Overwatch General - /owg/

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>Latest PC patch notes
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>Overwatch dev tracker
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>Hero tips, tricks, and basics
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>Hero item checklists for all events
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>Personal stats / leader boards
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I want to nut HARD in Symmetra's cervix!!!

Need ideas, /owg/, on how to make this game atrociously unbearable for anyone playing with me. I fully intend to drive away Blizzard business. Give me every one.

>please pay attention to me im disabled!

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go outside.

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They're actually giving good advice honestly. You need to play around people like that and they're saying exactly how to do that.

Which one do you prefer?
Soldier daddy or golden boy?

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Why the fuck does she get so mad at Gabe's bullshit but Jack has learned to brush it off completely?
Why the fuck does she put up with all of Jack's shit? Especially now?

She has a family and two love interests already that have nothing to do with those two. Jesus christ, why does she do it?

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Guilt for all the lives she's taken and survivor's guilt.

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symm on payload?

gengu

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This could be us but you playin

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is cute!

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I use classic 76

>Guilt for all the lives she's taken and survivor's guilt.

Yeah, probably guilt is why she does it now Guilty over the fact that her disappearing on Jack and Gabe may have led to them blowing each other up because they lost their only buffer

But that doesn't explain why she put up with it when she was in Overwatch. Why didn't she just quit?

You've lost 29 games in a row and d/c from the last. You've already got it figured out.

Anyone got link to the LA Gladiators apology thing?

both plz

I love my smug wife!

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Negative. I fully intend to hurt Blizzard's player base now. I'm on a mission.

waifuposters and fanficfags need to be gassed

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Autistic players drawn to autistic hero

Glad you left me out of the list. You know quality when you see it. Can't wait for R76 to become canon and salvage this trash heap general.

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>fully intend to hurt Blizzard's player base now
lol why they didn't do anything to you

she was in the game too long to quit, even when the opportunity was handed to her via a golden bullet from widow.

I want to FUCK Ana.

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>have something resembling a proper team fight in qp
>"lol just like owl xD"

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>lol why they didn't do anything to you
They should have fix'd matchmaking.

No, we lost because he didn't do anything. Only shield gens as defenders and as an attacker he was placing turrets in spawn. He's fucking legitimately retarded.

mommy!

>you'll never be the boytoy of an egyptian bimbo

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>Jack draped handsomely around Gabe's shoulders
god i wish that were me

but he said he'd switch if he failed

He must've not failed then

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There's three skins that I really want but I only have 2k gold. Help.

>its a game where no one picks supports and the one person on the team with over 6 billion hours with any supports decides to go a hero they have 2 hours with
I can't really tell if people are legit retarded, or simply like losing games out of sheer ignorance and a refusal to play to their strengths.There's always that one faggot who wants to autolock genji/hanzo/widow/torb/symm when they're not needed and completely shit the bed.

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how do i numb this pain bros

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You're worse than ACfag.

Yeah he switched at the end of the game to fuck with us

What character do you play when you get tilted to cool down?

Torb

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>lose game as quickly as possible because of lack of teamwork
>lose game after your anchor teammate decides the game has gone on for too long and gives up
These are the only two games I'm allowed to have in this game anymore, and I have no idea why I should bother even playing this game anymore.

Do what I do and make it so painful you drive away business.

Please delete this image! -Blizzard

>Please delete this image, it's the sign of a true faggot to frogpost in 2018 - Everyone that isn't a gigantic vore-loving faggot

Yeah you're really gonna bring the establishment down buddy.

Found his steam account. He has 4000 hours on CSGO but is a Symmetra main in OW.

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1 more day

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'til revolution

I keep making it sound fun and more and more people will do it. A lot of people think Blizzard deserves a little mud on its face.
Or is that what you're worried about? People might actually start treating Blizzard like it deserves?

Post more Brigitte!

>account reaches nearly GM
>start getting 3200 SR diamonds in my matches
>no tanks
>torb/symm/hanzo mains everywhere
>people speak in cyrillic and afk

forced 50% is not real

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Terrified

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You should be. Because every day there's more and more people pissed off about their approach to match making and policing up their community.

I'd nut in her so much.

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comp is garbage and full of trolls. i only play QP and FFA, only modes where i can actually enjoy the game.
also give talon tank

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>people aren't allowed to play heroes they don't have a history with

till people lose interest

I play QP a lot and I only get fucking people who doesn't want to win the game. Meanwhile the enemy team is a 6man comprised of 3k players who actually play the game as a team.

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Yeah, if they want to play competitive, they should play the heroes they've spent over 4 weeks of their lives playing.

Genji has had ENOUGH

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I'm going to nut on gremlin dva.

What is the story behind these cosplayers at medieval times?

Real Bloo hours

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heroes of the storm promotional event

not bloo enough

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Does no one in quick play ever select healers?

I see lots of Moira who get salty about losing and brag about having four welfare medals.

just wait

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You are an enlightened individual
Forced 50 will always be there no matter the mode you try unless you go full custom, honey

not in comp till may, might as well not even be in game

It's ok to be White.

yeah because comp is the most fun mode ever right?

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kek

>xQc posts a "racially disparaging emote"
>Gets fined 4k, and is suspended for 4 games causing his team to drop him.

>Sinatraa posts a "racially disparaging emote"
>Recives a formal warning

I really like this consistency. The players union can't come soon enough.

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>implying it was xQc's first offense

>implying Blizzard will let a player union roll around

on the bright side low rank comp at least doesn't have a fucking widow being worthless in your team every fucking single match, unlike qp
I hardly ever see widows in comp in gold and below

I don't play comp to have fun. I play comp to make others feel miserable.

So they get to do whatever punishment they want as long as if it's not the first offense? What's the limit? The players have no rights at all.

His team dropped him because it was something every week and he was suspended more than he wasn't with no signs of learning from mistakes or not being a huge autistic loser.

He didn't receive a warning and we haven't seen the code of conduct yet.
This was just Blizzard strongarming sinatraa into deleting this fucking pepe

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What mistake? Posting an emote? He was being "managed out" the door.
After the Muma stuff he was being really careful, he started pausing before he commented on other league players and inputted on a controversy.

>Sinatraa posts a "racially disparaging emote"
Sinatraa posted a pepe not a racially disparaging emote

Being autistic.

Nope, the OWL now officially views Pepe as a racially disparaging emote. You are no longer allowed to bring Pepe signs to the OWL.

>projecting

I think it's hilarious frogposters are such monumental fuckups they can't even post their reddit frogs without people thinking they're nazis.

Goodnight everyone

Your new shield is only 36 or so hours away

you people are just as bad as the tabloid magazines in the supermarket.

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>calling literal autistic person xqc autistic is projecting
Let me know if he ever throws out his piss bottles. Or better yet, don't.

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No, he's right.
Nate Nanzer, the owl commissioner, did lead him astray.
xQc received the punishment email live on stream on the same day as he was asked to appeal it over a meeting at Blizzard Arena.
He also got internally suspended by Blizzard from practicing for a week.

When Nate was confronted about these two issues on a podcast he said xQc refused to appeal and there was no internal punishment.

Even though Slasher leaked that xQc was being punished internally and xQc himself showed live how he didn't have the chance to appeal it.

Forgot mah pic

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kek

More like Blizzard is pathetic for getting angry about frogs that every streamer and pro player posts.

That was the point of Nazi pepe though, it was to stop people outside of Veeky Forums from using it.

Before that, they tried "poopoo peepee" to associate pepe with disturbing images but it wasn't as effective.

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New Lena!

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>EU matchmaking
>Get two GMs on my team
>They can't play their heroes even though it's their mains
>Have to accumulate 60 elims to win
>The only good player was the lowest ranked (700 SR less) on our team playing Zenyatta and sharing strats

Is NA better? I can't deal with EU people anymore.

theres an entire subreddit for this, it's so fucking autistic