League of Legends /lolg/

What are the counters to Sejuani and Ornn?

I wish I had two bans now. One isn't enough to counter all the cancerous champs in the game. These champions should be permabanned:
Braum
Rammus
Sejuani
Singed
Sion
Ornn

its literally always at the same time give or take 1 day

take a wild guess

>qt
>petite
>nice ass
>reminds me of my favorite bleach character from back in the day

Guess I've got a new waifu

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>boo hoo why can't I oneshot everyone MOOOOOOOOM

I love my new mommy so much and she loves me.

Have you told her that you loved her today, /lolg/?

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more point and click hard cc when

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Why does the art style with this model look so fucking weird?

Holy shit I hadn't listened to her login yet, definitely one of the best riot has made

youtu.be/WhwdSEvvFhQ

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I've found the cure for my disillusionment with top lane and his name is Urgot

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>tfw no dominant Irelia gf

>Sion relaunch
Goofy and comedic zombie turned into a grimdark monster.
>Gangplank relaunch
Lighthearted and fun pirate turned into a murderous edgelord.
>Poppy relaunch
Gruff, determined warrior turned into air-headed waifubait.
>Taric relaunch
Kind and passionate paladin turned into an arrogant and flamboyant walking meme.
>Yorick relaunch
Evil and heartless ghoul turned into the "good guy" of the Shadow Isles.
>Galio relaunch
Solemn, stoic gargoyle on the path to redemption turned into quippy capeshit garbage.
>Warwick relaunch
Cartoony and silly wolfman turned into edgy deviant art OC.
>Urgot relaunch
Grotesque and hideous monster turned into a sympathetic beefcake.
>Evelynn relaunch
Sexy, charming assassin turned into an other-worldy demon manifested to life from suffering and war (seriously what the fuck)
>Swain relaunch
Elderly master tactician turned into le literally hitler.
>Irelia relaunch
???

So how is Riot going to ruin Irelia now?

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irelia lore short story leak:

>irelia was small, even as a grown adult she often had trouble reaching into the higher cupboards
>rather than being depended on chairs or taller people, she learned to use her mind to control objects from a distance

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>ranged cancer
you’re the problem

She's so smol!! Hecka cute

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Delete neo irelia from the game

I don't need to see her numbers, I don't need to know the details on her kit

Delete her from the game

why repodst this garbage

9/10

Yorick's rework was fucking perfect fuck off
>you can be infinite
>I am enough

The thing with those champs is that they take next to no damage regardless of how ahead you are.

The only way to kill champions like Braum, Ornn, and Sejuani are by having all five of your teammates focus them down. It's retarded because they have abilities that reduce the damage they take, but they're somehow allowed to shit damage while taking none regardless of how behind they are.

He wants attention.

Draven is pretty uninteresting man.

Yeah they're pretty uninteresting. Kalista is more CertainlyT overcompensation and Jhin is just boring in general. He's the ADC for people that hate playing ADC but still insist on going bot for some reason. Also intelligent, nihilistic, and wicked sense of humor.

You know people suck Riot's dick for their music team and honestly I remain pretty consistently unimpressed with the music they make outside of a few exceptions like Tahm Kench's login.

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If she has a cutesy /j mentioning her height that would be absolutely adorable.

i just returned to the game after like 2015...
wtf is this blue essence shit, how do I unlock champions when I can't even get blue essence? I get like 400 on level up and that's it (and sometimes an irrelveant champion that i need to unlock first)

>Warwick relaunch
Cartoony and silly wolfman turned into edgy Furaffinity art OC.

Fixed

Yorick's and the Maiden's dichotomy is probably one my favorite things in this game from a character perspective, so I was really disappointed when Maiden wasn't in his lore.

Don't immediately disenchant champ shards. Keep shards if they're for a champ you play or don't already own.

>Dodges the rework
Pshh...nothin' personnel summoner

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No matter where she falls in terms of balance she will likely become the new yasuo

youre uninterseting, retard
stop acting like anyone cares about your opinion

irelia would look like this IRL

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>I hate everything

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>how dare they take sion and warwick, formerly lighthearted and goofy champions, and make them serious and edgy shit
>how dare they take taric and galio, formerly edgy serious shit, and make them lighthearted and goofy
>how dare they give gangplank actual personality instead of a guy in a pirate hat who occasionally said “swab the poopdeck”
>how dare they give yorick giant biceps

im an idiot so i disenchanted caitlyn because i still didn't know how the system works, got her on lvl 2

Please kill yourself, don't compare Irelia's 2D perfection with your obese roastie.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ua61XY84gGg

>replying to the most obvious of obvious baits out there

T H I C C
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>replying to me posting a bait response in response to the bait to bait people
get baited idiot

You know what's the problem with tanks? If you don't give them enough CC or damage, you can just ignore them and focus on their teammates. Tanks need damage to be relevant, note that their base damages are high, but doesn't scale later into the game.

>expected a resurgence in Irelia porn with her rework
>days pass since her splash was revealed
>still literally nothing
What went wrong? Is League officially dead?

>You know people suck Riot's dick for their music team and honestly I remain pretty consistently unimpressed with the music they make outside of a few exceptions like Tahm Kench's login.

wat
This is literally what I think, even the Tahm Kench part.

I absolutely love how they've turned ARAM into a game mode where whoever can abuse dark harvest the hardest auto wins no matter how fucking shit the player is

I dont like Irelia's model. She is too fucking short and her proportions are weird

you cant counterbait their entire point is to get attention

Imagine her wrapping those smol but thicc little legs around you and demanding you cum inside her

I didn't know it was possible to have taste this shit

>merely pretending

t. faggot

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what the fuck is with irelia's proportions
what the fuck is with her KIT

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>Dom womanlet
Literally my fetish

>we get to hear topbabs cry for another month about le newhypermobilebruiserassassin
>mfw

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Porn doesn't really kick in until after something's released. There was one pic that you can find on some rule 34 site though.

Yeah this is really sad. I always see Wukong abuser building full ad and oneshotting everyone. This isnt fun, its fucking sad.

This literally looks like some sort of conditon, why do 3d thots have to ruin everything ?

Umm... No thanks. That's not even possible

This + ludens has made aram complete cancer. I miss being able to play fun builds and still win

idk man but most of unrealistic body proportion you see in video game are actually exist

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She's probably very strong for her size, I bet those legs could crush you

HOW TO FIX LEAGUE
>things Riot should outright remove
1) Mana. It's a clunky and outdated mechanic from the ancient past of gaming that slows everything down. Everyone should have energy or just cooldowns like Garen.
2) Last hitting. This is just a pain in the ass and not indicative of true laning skill. For example, how is it fair that my lane opponent has more gold than I do even though I killed him once or twice? Just because he last hit more minions than me? Are champion lives not worth more than those of minions?
3) Item actives. No one has time to press numbers on your keypad in addition to 4 regular abilities.
4) Creep block. This is self-explanatory.
5) Fog of war. Again, this goes back to the competitive integrity of laning. I'm beating someone's ass in lane and one of their teammates decides to jump on me when I can't see them? Not fucking fair. Also removing FoW would remove the need to purchase worthless trash like wards.
>things Riot should add/change
1) Jungle timers for each camp. If large monsters can have them, why not the smaller ones?
2) Let me see the cooldown of the summoner spells of my enemy. It just makes fucking sense.
3) Vastly increase the amount of gold you get for taking objectives, say 1500 gold per turret to all teammates (this make up for removing last hit).
4) Speaking of turrets, turrets should be WAY easier to destroy. Maybe they can make a new item called battering ram that's a one time use to one-shot turrets or something. But it's clear that LoL games take way too long because of turrets, it'd be nice to see the game time between 15-20 minutes instead of 30-50 minutes.

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just admit you got coaxed into an epic snafu

Tahm's theme is reminds me of the music from Bastion

Never bully your support!
Honor your support every game!

Now this is my kind of bait

gib milkies

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Not anytime soon, my man. Than Katey has mentioned once it's hard to make skins for Zyra because there's so much work involved due to the plants and on top of that it's hard to think of a good theme for her.

Personally I think it's bs but that's what they think of her

no they'll just nerf gangplank again

She's a midlaner right guys?

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Exactly. Imagine laughing as she tries to leglock you and then realizing she's strong as fuck and there's no way your dick can escape from being inside her

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I’ve been saying for a long time that DAMAGE AND HEALTH NEED TO BE REMOVED

practically EVERY SINGLE BALANCE ISSUE revolves around one of these two fucking bullshit mechanics. JUST REMOVE THEM

Not really, I just don't like the things I don't like.

Well yeah, Tahm Kench's theme is good. I'm a bit of a snob when it comes to video game music though, I think.

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Why is Sona so biggest?

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ekko buffs when

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>Dat moment when bot lane fed 10 kills in under 15 minutes and you start inting just the little bit you need to break top and mid motivation and go next

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Is there any particular reason why 99% of Irelia porn is anal?

not that im complaining

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Because depression makes you eat more

The only time I ever honor my support is when they STFU. Whenever a support main types anything besides "gj" or "nice team ^_^" to talk shit on a laner, I AFK. If they knew how to play a lane, they'd play a lane and carry themselves. But they don't, so they get carried and flame when they don't.

Because purple hair = anal slut.

Because I'm commissioning it and I have a severe anal obsession. Okay I'm not but I would if I had the money.

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I think that's mostly just AfroBull m8. He does a lot of anal

>mfw

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i think it fit her stubborn nature
>Y-you gonna put that thing in my ass?
>It wont fit! IT WONT FIT!!
>okay time to sleep then
>N-no wait,let try it
>Turn out it actually too big
>but she still insist
>IT WILL FIT! IT WILL FIT

It's literally just because of the frostbutt skin

Sona is a depressed fatty?

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Shit that just needs to be straight up deleted for the game to be more than a 0/10 for balance both now and future:

Malzahar
Vlad
Kennen
Lissandra
Swain
Azir
Chogath
Evelynn
Gnar
Graves
Heimerdinger
Illaoi
Kayle
Lucian
Nasus unironically
Olaf (saying this as an olaf player)
Ryze
Singed
Tahm kench
Veigar
Zoe

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All fucking Lulu posters must fucking hang.

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There is one guy who sometimes posts here that commissioned him like 8 times with Irelia. Hope he's working on something new for the rework too.

God I really hope new Irelia is stubborn/feisty. I just love strong women especially if they're also smol and cute