/scp/ scp: secret lab general

GET THE FUCK OUT SO I CAN JOIN THE SERVER edition

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NA SERVERS
147.135.10.140
147.135.10.140:7778
147.135.10.140:7779
147.135.10.140:7780
memesystem.party:27070

EU SERVERS
neo.shitpost.info

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We did it again in 147.135.10.140 boi. Seriously, git gud.

We need a trap model for d-boys

>WHIRRRR in 30 seconds when you just barely get there
Nigger you're not very bright

>accidentally shoot d-boy as CI
>let peanut snap my neck out of shame
I'm so sorry

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>trust me you can't join and see but it happens all the time lmao

Don't be sad, fellow Insurgent, it was all actually a plan of the Delta Command, everything was planned, for a better and brighter future.

larger pic

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No, what we need is better models for the SCPs except Peanut.

>"Go into entrance zone and stop them"
>YEAH BUT YOU JUST GET CONTAINED

????

By who? Who contains you? Are you telling me I should reasonably play around a 1 in 8 chance when the odds are heavily in your favor to immediately remove the guy with the red card from play (and there's nothing stopping me from simply teleporting back and confirming that whoever I've grabbed is dead) or are you implying that I don't get to entrance before the MTF leave it? I genuinely don't think you have any idea what you're talking about.

>instead of gitting gud I want devs to make the game easier for me
>I run straight into MTF gunfire
You're not too bright.

147.135.10.140:7778

No, that's gay.

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empty

hey how do I be a drawfriend and draw the funny images

Please kill the remaining NTF

You not only have an unnecessary delay leaving your own containment, you also have to figure out the procgen mess of heavy containment before you can hit entrance.
You also have to either sit still and do literally nothing at the checkpoint or they slip past regardless because nigger this has happened three times, within 30 seconds Larry is removed regardless of "strategy"
The game is fucking busted fundamentally

Find funny source material and trace some SCP related shit over it

>It's a peanut body blocks 914 episode

>doc literally camping 106's door
wew

eighteen naked cowboys in the showers in ram ranch.

How do you defeat this technique?

Just fucking die goddamn mallcop

Mallcops are unironically the strongest NTF.

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I will try my best

Sorry D-boy, I crashed

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>within 30 seconds
Nice meme. It takes more than this amount of time to get to Gate B.

Bumrush past him and hope some of the survivors have cards worth a damn.

>Bumrush past him
I think they mean the small door actually outside 914's gate.

He's blocking the door, not the bulkhead. I've done this a couple of times and completely prevented use of 914.

>people that use the pistol in light as a murder weapon and not a bargaining tool

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This SCP team sucks
veritech is team killing

>Both unarmed nerds and D-boys walk into LCZ armory
>Most everyone dies

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WHO THE FUCK KEPT THE DOOR OPEN ON 914

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>not upgrading the pistol
>not getting the weapons in light armory and upgrading them
>not making an army of hid/rifle d-boys that causes absolute havoc destroying anything in their way
this needs to happen some day

>Its a "[Muffled "Pumped Up Kicks"] coming from the 914" episode

nerd did it, i finally gota purple card and then that nerd got us all killed

Me, it was the only way to prevent D-scum from escaping

>that D-boy who tried to make me do his bidding
Nice try bitchboy.

Scorpion buffs when?

So we need girl scientist models, shota trap dbois, anime milf scp models, krystal the fox models for mtf, and bara ci models right

also black skin models for all factions

an SCP with cute feet

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Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

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Fuck off footfag. Your kind is the among the worst.

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nice one Haeme you fucking wasted the super soaker
this

Poon left after we kept killing him

NOOOOOO

Being generally annoying and easily recognizable has consequences?

two D bois and a nerd made it out
a nerd killed a chaos

go to bed europoor

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>Join 147.135.10.140:7778
>It's literally only me here
Nani? There was 11 people online 6 hours ago

>208950980
>I'm off to vermintide threads
This is a falseflag isn't it

Game is dead and /v/ agrees

>making your own threads to report
How sad

>haven't played in a month
>new Nuke voice
Wow fuck off. Sounds like some generic discord whore

Holders series > SCP

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208951656
>Its a "Redditor still SEETHING after getting TOLD 6 years ago"

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>still no way to turn off music but not voice/sounds

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Didn't that die off at number 7 or something?

>scientist shoots me
>drop the 05 card I had stolen from him earlier
>he doesn't even pick it up and just runs off

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>remove the red card guy from play
Yeah uh, except he drops the red card in your dimension and anyone who is smart is going to look for it and escape with it.

nep and pata have black cards

Hope they fix the shitty game. Which means they won’t because the last updates have all been shit.

I made them

>have a cold
>voice keeps cracking when I talk like I'm a 14yo
Embarrasing.

Anyone else here become more and more devilish over time?
I started out as complete team player but now I am more about goofing around and abstract strategies.

nep a d boi escaped doc and furries shooting at her with 28 HP left

>tfw just naturally have a nasally voice
How do I cure this

Some men just want revenge

yeah I can relate, it keeps the game fresh aside from micspam

I have started doing voices and attempting shitty skits as Dboy/Scientist, but I got a long way to reach "Perfect speciment" Nerd levels

Its pretty great.
I love it when NTF fuck with D-bois rather than shoot on sight, got dragged down to Light and put back in my cell once

THE FURRIES MURDERED NEP AND THE D BOIS

nep literally deserves to die

D-boys had it coming for shooting an unarmed scientist

They deserved it

Another thread is kill, we're never getting fresh blood lads.

TWO NEPS
COUNT 'EM
TWO

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>Try a non-Veeky Forums server
>More than 20 players, which triggers a chat bug
>Friendly Fire is off
>RTD addon that gives you random items just by typing a command
>Maybe 3-4 people who talk
>Nobody knows common callouts like "Larry" and "Peanut"
>Nobody knows basic concepts like shutting the gate behind you
>People running from SCPs instead of shooting them even though the SCP is almost dead
>MTF and Chaos not realizing they're supposed to fight each other for the game to end
>D-Boys whining in Spectator chat that MTF are a bunch of meanies who kill for no reason
Fucking christ, never again.

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sounds like true hell

give me all your streamables

streamable.com/pnnhs

147.135.10.140:7777 is the only populated 140 server, we gotta fill the others up!

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It's funny, you'd think you'd find a higher concentration of chucklefucks on a Veeky Forums server but public shitters are a lot more common.

>Waste time following a long path of rooms that ultimately leads to a dead end
>Run back, closing all the doors along the way

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7778
colonize

How is it that Veeky Forums has the least autistic people to play with

kys this almost NEVER happens you are just elitist and cant handle pub servers

its just that mostly everyone thinks alike

WE HAVE 3

Fuck you.

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FUCKING D BOI GOT BOTH NEPS KILLED VIA PEANUT

get fucked

>NTF LETS A D-BOY ESCAPE

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Stop talking about yourself NEP nobody cares

fun games thanks

>when the NTF suffers the dboy to live

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I'm a mall cop, I get paid 40k a year for this shit.