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First for the final solution

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first for pyro is balanced

FUCK THE PYRO
FUCK THE PYRO
MAKE A NEW THREAD HOLY SHIT

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fuck I'm gay

lole gay

i remember seeing this somewhere

no you don't

wasn't talking to you

yes you were

NOOO TAKE THE FUCKING PYRO OUT OF THE OP IMAGE WHAT THE FUCK

REPORT THE FILE

Scout: It's not original, but it's true, I love MEDIC!

Rations would still do you one better than that.

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pyro is ugleh

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i main sniper

post fempyro please

what if the OP is actually fempyro

>give me the chicken tendies
>AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

how do I find screenshots that other people have taken of me?

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Why dies Dragon's Fury suck so much
That shared pressure tank pisses me off

it's good

sounds like you're the one who sucks, my friend

no u

>not reporting anyone that picks pyro

>not reporting anyone with a pony pfp wihtout hesitation

>not reporting anyone you don't like

Go to your activity section and look through there.

>not just spamming the report button to bury legitimate reports and make the game even more of a sewer for autists to dwell in

post fempyro.

New Weapon: The Devil's Deal (Shotgun)
>Does crit shotgun damage all the time (18 per pellet w/ 10 pellets)
>Any pellets missed will deal 18 self-damage per pellet
>No random crits
>Cannot be crit-boosted
Would you use it

ew

Fuck no, that sounds terrible

this is such a terrible fucking idea holy fucking shit how do you even come up with an idea this bad jesus christ

no bully

i tried tf2 again a couple weeks ago but it was fps-droppy as fuck. is there a setting or something that fixes it for me? i play all other games on ultra+

>miss shot to die instantly

Risk/reward of Self Damage/Increased damage is a shitty system, Risking Time for more consistent damage is much better. And the Widowmaker already has this, risking a secondary ammo source that is more time consuming to reload for more consistent damage. Although I'd like to see the concept of self damage/guaranteed crits applied to snipers. Missing clicking heads usually comes with enough punishment from countersniping or spam on your opening.
Something I'd like to see with TF2 weapons is some kind of spam nerf to the Minigun and Flamethrower, some kind of 'overheat' function that reduces effectiveness/range if you are just W+M1.

get a config

>Miss shot
>Die
AMAZING

Does anyone have a tf2g crafted Awper Hand here? If so, sell it to me.
Oh please and thank you
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New weapon: The Bamboozler
>kills yourself when fired
>if someone taunts within 15 feet of your corpse, you get their banking information
>also they get doxxed
would you use it?

depends what gun it's based off and if my opponents will know what happens if they taunt

it's disguised as default class weapon

>playing on banana bay
>about to win
>taunt
>sniper decides to get one last kill in before losing

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except against pyrovision gogs

New weapon: The Purger
>Does normal damage
>Instantly kills and bans all anime avatars and mlp avatars who are on the server

I would use it

>see a spy with one of the most expensive spy loadouts i have seen in a while
>he is shit
>check profile
>400h

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I only play engie with minis, rescue ranger and wrangler

New Weapon: Valve Customer Service
>when you shoot someone in-game, they puke irl
BUT!
>you shit yourself every time you pull the trigger

new weapon p2w
its a usable item that buys gaben a twinkie every time you use it in exchange for 8 seconds of every uber effect

the kritfix
>+40% heal rate
>+40% ubercharge rate
>-50% overheal
>uber mini crits
would you use it?

New Weapon: The Gun
>+60% damage
>+40% clip size
>-15% reload time
>no random critical hits
would you use it?

Getting minicrits with it would just make it slightly more than crit damage

I used to have a bind set to "I love the smell of $80 loadouts in the morning :^)" for those tryhards that are all decked out with aussies and unus.
Always fun when the seller forgot to throw in some extra skill.

New Weapon: The /Tf2g/
>Makes you a fag
Would you use it?

nu weapon: the fucking gun
>it's a pistol
>when you crit kill someone with it fempyro comes to your house and forcibly fucks you whether you like it or not
>when you normal kill someone you are given a random drop (functions like a normal random drop)
>on miss: a sound of b4nny screams "BEEEEEEF" is played
>-2% damage penalty
>-50% slower reload time
>+60% faster firing speed
>no random critical hits
>crits on headshot
>-69% clip size
>every time you die with it equipped you have to type "im gay" in chat before you are allowed to move again after respawning
>-40% secondary ammo on wearer
>minicrits on backs ala back scatter
>on hit: gain a massive speed boost for 1 second
would u use it

What if comp TF2 but you can't use stock at all

>every time you die with it equipped you have to type "im gay" in chat before you are allowed to move again after respawning
That changes nothing

I'd be happy if That Gun was available a reskin.

new gun the shootis
+pwns noobs
-only i can use it

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what the fuck

how about a weapon to deal with all the FUCKING PYROS

>undisguised noob spy about to get the kill
glorious screenshot though

hi

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LOL that doesn't even stop scouts now that it doesn't have infinite hp when it builds

the only reaosn 2 play overwatch is to farm salt by throwing in comp matches

What relevance does its hp while building have? Tell me you don't see a Scout and try to build a mini mid combat like a retard.

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Damn son, overwatch looks like THAT? I may have to buy it

>wah mommy i cant place an add-on with perfect aim and high range in front of everyone and 1v1 everyone

literally the most CHAD cosmetic to ever exist in tf2 ever

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youtube.com/watch?v=VE2xIHcBvmg
do you hit pipes with your rockets?

watching b3nny is a crime

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b4nny is b4d at tf2

backpack classifieds not working reeeeeeee how do i check prices for my stupid shit

that's genuinely impressive hot damn

Thanks. No wonder I couldn't find it. The original upload was deleted.

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I miss when pubs had a semblance of balance, it's not just autobalance that is missing, it's pretty obvious sometimes you are in a team of randoms against a team of 6s, you might as well just spam taunts at spawn because that shit is retarded.

It barely serves as a distraction. Literally everyone will kill you first, and if they can't kill you for whatever reason, they'll slowly walk up to the sentry and shoot it, or in pyro's case walk at both of you.

It's an assist machine, but it's non threatening as fuck when it comes to doing anything related to objectives and actually winning the game. Literally just build a level 1 sentry instead and be happy.

Be a heavy, pyros players now are mostly brainlets who wm1 revving heavies, and then they ask WTF Y U NO DIE?

>Start a conga
>Fire it
>Epic win

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B A L A N C E

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I want to fuck that monster

>be on 2fort due to terrible mistakes in casual queues
>hot fuzzing it up, pyros can't handle my fat rotating cock.
>get in a bants match with some forty dollar unusual faggot pyro
>look up, air strike rockets keep firing from the enemy battlements
>mario.gahouzi47 or some shit firing at the snipers on the other side
>he does this for a fucking hour straight, even manages to pop a couple judging by his score
Is this normal?

>scout
>half health
I agree, but that's a bad example.

>both scouts low on health but trying to cap
>back turned to the pyro
>can't aim and both scouts manage to do a total of 32 damage
>the pyros fault
>upset that the ambush class ambushed somone

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>compfags getting outplayed by a degreaser babby

>top level scouts dying to some shitty ass no name pyro

Just noticed the pyro also only killed one of them with the flame thrower. The other was killed with the shotgun.

too bad Overwatch completely destroyed TF2's comp scene. I miss it so much.

>most OP class also has access to hitscan
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS NOT FAIR
B3NNY
B3NNY WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US

Tf2 never really had a comp scene. People have been trying to force it for years, but it never took off in the first place.

he got 6 hp of damage from the shotgun , he effectively killed both with flamethrower

>he thinks hitscan takes skill

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>he can see the future

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dead general

>sniping an enemy medic with the crossbow
is there a better feeling?

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not playing medic