>News New weapon: H-3 Nozzlenose D is available! Sub: Suction Bomb; Special: Ink Armor Next JP Splatfest is Latest Model vs. Popular Model (sponsored by Nike)! 2018-03-24 06:00 UTC - 2018-03-25 06:00 UTC
-New Switch Hardware coming, may be unhackable: >gamerant.com/new-nintendo-switch-model-update/ >Firmware 5.0 also adds a configuration for the T214 (Tegra 214) central processing unit (CPU), although the Nintendo Switch currently uses the Tegra 210 CPU. >The current system on a chip used for the Nintendo Switch includes a vulnerability which makes the console vulnerable to hacks and this vulnerability will remain in all future versions of the Switch that uses the same system on a chip. By switching to another CPU, Nintendo can solve the problem.
I think as far as relation of all this to Splatoon goes, we discussed it forwards, backwards and across in the previous thread. This isn't /nintyg/ as it may appear on the first glance, and definitely not /hbg/ either.
Anyone else find it weird that woomys are adult human height but their total height/torso ratio is very low for an adult? They have preteen body ratio but adult height, any human that looked like this would be a freak, the only reason anyone thinks woomys are attractive is because they don't have them lined up to actual humans, as they would start to look freakish regardless of if you're a lolicon or not.
It was widely speculated that they are 50-70 cm tall, with way too many pieces fitting together. Then this artbook came in and crashed into that theory. Then Shellendorff came with the human skeleton that fits more in line with the old theory again.
Asher Harris
So we're never playing as actual octolings then. I've been wanting this for 2 years now and they have to crush my dreams like this.
Lucas Powell
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Ryan Torres
autism
Angel Baker
bye, moron
Benjamin Ortiz
That's the only way.
Lincoln Brooks
With how off topic your shit is yeah its about equal. Your "mods" don't even exist yet so show some proof that's not a simple model swap or get out. Pretty much. You can 1000% single player for infinite amounts of the smaller ones but thats way slower.
Jonathan Cox
How do the other species contain these inky war machines? Ate the Squid Sisters in on it or are they pawns to our Jelish overlords?
Regular Octolings' hair would clip with every hat in the game.
Parker Jackson
Oh hey, I've been warned. That was quick, mods don't even delete porn that fast, nevermind mildly offtopic posts. Thanks Babty, have some nice woomy feet for your great work.
>could've taken us into overtime in clam blitz >retarded fucking teammate takes one of my clams just before I pick it up and doesn't throw it to me Holy shit I fucking hate clams
>try to use drinks and brand associations like you're supposed to >game gives me jack shit >do absolutely nothing except wear this random gear I like the look of >game just hands me this gee thanks
I thought that was debunked, bunked, and debunked yet again multiple times
Christian Young
>Inklings have completely genocided a race to extinction and keep its last pure remaining being trapped in a glass bubble. >Someone decides to resurrect the dead species by reverse genetically engineering inklings. >many of them become malformed , miscolored and primal, being completely stripped of their humanity Splatoon is pretty dark when you look into it
Ethan White
It would be too easy to stack a drink and brand together. Nintendo doesn't make sense.
Caleb Perez
but it's still random fucking chance and it's still something you have to specifically google instead of it just being told to you in game
Gabriel Peterson
I think Marina is just tall because octos have pretty extreme height difference between the sexes with her being 5'10The average human female is about five and a half feet at her age, and 14 year olds are about 5'2" Squids have less sexual dimorphism than octos. So really the inklings are about similar to human heights in that regard, but then we get to the skeletons, and other shit.Not even playing as a real octo, ripThis bugged me. Why could you with the other amiibo and not them?
Evan Robinson
The game tells you what brands prefer what in the drink menu. That one user's picture makes sense because his Zekko gear just rolled its brand preference.
Connor Morris
>only concerned with looking fresh >"turf war" is a huge part of their culture >battle each other at young age >octos are technologically superior but were forced out by inklings you just now figured this out?
Oliver Gonzalez
oh, I guess I'm not obscenely lucky then it's still a nice piece of gear for "you fucked up in the last 45 seconds of turf war but maybe you still have a chance"
Brody Jenkins
neat
John Stewart
I prefer to have those specific glasses with Special Power Up. They fit well with my Terminator set for Forge.
>This bugged me. Why could you with the other amiibo and not them? Who knows. Maybe they'll change it in the future.
Nolan Edwards
>tentamissiles target myself and teammate >he dodges left >I dodge right >kill each other this happens too often
Lincoln Torres
This special OC doughnut steel shit can only be found in my japanese animes and video games. I ain't even gonna fight this If it was a western dev, maybe
>burger units We don't even know if squid meters are the same as human meters and how they convert into foot fetish, so we all should use the units used in the artbook.
Christopher Edwards
I mean, it's a little bit of a cop out but I really don't care so long as they look and SOUND differently.
Brayden Roberts
>the playable octos are confirmed hybrids >I-I CALLED IT!! I-IT WAS ME GUYS!! everyone called it, only actual brainlets thought they were real octolings, thinner tentacles, pointy ears, black eye rings, it all made sense
Jose Davis
For whatever it's worth, Callie was in my dream this night. She was around 2 1/2 feet tall. A dog bit her hand and pulled her glove off. I mostly don't remember my dreams, so I don't know how often I dream of squids. Think of all the squid research I've lost.
Threadly reminder Inkmine is the worst sub in the game. >can’t splat enemys >doesn’t let you know when they go off so you can’t leave them >if someone gets close enough to set them off and you haven’t splatted them already you’re as good as dead already >doesn’t cover ground because the enemys can just recover it >doesn’t debuff the enemy at all You know what inkmine DOES do? It shows the squid that set it off on your map. That is SUCH a USEFUL ability that NOTHING ELSE the ENTIRE GAME can do! I can’t wait for Splatoon3 when Inkmines are removed like the old specials.
Nicholas Lee
>Be octohybrid >finally escape from the hell of the underground. >Back into the surface world, you dont recognize anything. Your old life is gone, you dont even remember who you were. >Other inklings avoid you because you look weird >Some get aggressive, lamenting when you're on their team, pushing you down in public, throwing things at you. >Every day you have to fight the urge to jump into the ocean and end it all Being octowoom is suffering
>doesn’t cover ground because the enemys can just recover it That's true of literally anything you mong. The only bad thing about mines is that you can't substrafe with them. And they don't even leave big puddles where placed, Dynamo would've been able to use S1 mine as a mobility tool but not S2.
Nolan Jenkins
It's really fun on certain maps though I love it on gobi arena, specifically. It's nice to have if you're expecting to get flanked from a certain area but can't stick around to wait for the guy. But it does need a buff.
Wyatt Sanders
Is Marina a hybrid?
Jeremiah Collins
This is a really fucking good question, because the splatoon devs to this fucking day keep dancing around calling her an octoling.
Hudson Watson
>doesn’t let you know when they go off so you can’t leave them Yes it does. The enemy gets tagged and a big icon appears by it indicating it's gone off and it plays a sound. Ink mine spam is great for the undercover brella because you need all the extra damage you can get on them before you engage. Don't know the point of other weapons though.
Zachary Reyes
What do you think the big revelation about the origins of Off the Hook will be?
Hey guys, Has there been a picture of the male hybrid octo's?
Chase Perez
>pearl is directly related to the squid sisters >Marina was the very first octowoomy hybrid >Pearl and Marina are lovers censored in the NA release >Pearl and marina can complete any mission as a duo because pearl is extremely aggressive and dangerous while marina is pragmatic enough to work around her to keep her alive little details and shit im sure
