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Brigitte released tomorrow

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Butts

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Play nice you little shits.

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D.Va reporting in!

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>Brigitte released tomorrow
Oh boy Brigitte in 1 hour.

Best girl coming through, faggots BTFO

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Enjoy your 80-year old woman, then.

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>my waifu likes benis
>no!! bagina!
where did overwatch and /owg/ go so wrong

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>zarya squeezing into meka

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>the OP isn't reaper and 76 sweaty and wrestling in jock straps with almost visible boners
What are you STRAIGHT op? Maybe your just new to these threads. I'll let it pass this time.

God Hanzo's tits are so good, I want to bully this bitch so badly.

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>young ana
>80 years old

??????????????????????????????

Do you dislike semen demons?

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>frogposter

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It's already tomorrow here. How do I get Brigitte?

A reminder for everyone in this thread and especially :

There is nothing wrong with R76.
R76 is not "spammed". A couple of pictures per thread is nothing compared to waifu pics taking up over a majority of the image count per thread.

And most importantly, no one in this thread who likes R76 wants to see them OCC. In fact, we want them in character. Reaper is a metrosexual as it. And any injection of Jack having a somewhat more interesting personality isn't far off from what he is.

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Hanzo's tits are not for bullying.

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Dr. Junkenstein edition when? He is very cute.

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>alt right poster

Genji is so lucky.

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>want to pick a dps while half my team are dps
>want to healer while we already have one
>want to pick a sniper while we already have one
>don't want to have to pick a tank for yet another match
>want to pick Torb or Bastion under any circumstances

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>Here we have a new hero, Brigitte! She's from Swed-
>BUT IS SHE A LESBIAN???? IS THE A FUCKING LESBIAN?????????? I REALLY HOPE SHE ENJOYS PUSSY

OW community in a nutshell.

when blizzard going to fix his pants?

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>A couple of pictures per thread
Cool, so you can post one more image in this thread and then shut the fuck up.

how do i gut gud with mcree?

What is he hiding in them?

>He's gay

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feels amazing

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By not being dead weight to your team and picking genji, dva or tracer.

it's where he keeps all his alcohol.

That's any and all communities when female characters are the subject.

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Where did all the faggots go all of a sudden? G-guys? I didn't mean to offend you, well, maybe I did.

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whats gonna happen to that mans colossal body as he gets older?

Then what are they there for, silly?
His brother is the worst enabler of them all.
>want to pick a dps while half my team are dps
Nothing wrong with more damage.
>want to healer while we already have one
Two healers is always good, especially for example a Zenyatta to help out a Mercy. Zenyatta is not a main healer but always good to have for more extra .
>want to pick a sniper while we already have one
You're right.
>don't want to have to pick a tank for yet another match
Try to have fun around them.
Just don't be too much of a meta slave is all.

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not really
overbabs have this unhealthy obsession over sexuality

no it fucking isn't, what's wrong with you?

THE DRAGON

Reminder that all heroes in Overwatch are bi. Unlike most of us, the characters in the Overwatch world see past gender.

>hero selection on attack
>decent team comp so far
>last person picks bastion

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tumblr

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To caress, to nuzzle, to rest your head on, to kiss, to molest, and to press your own pecs against.

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Who's ready for the New Uprising skin for Tracer

he'll become even hotter, why

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>tfw half of /owg/ is this insecure about homoposters
You guys really are pathetic. Let people enjoy their thing.

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>pine is dead weight
I LIKE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF DVA

Sex is a biological fact, faggot.

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>gynecomastia

He took too much tren, whenever he stops juicing his balls are going to rotten.

t. fitfag

based dvaposter

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So is racism. Sure, it's instinctual, but unlike most of us, the people in the Overwatch world fought their primitive mindset and are at a higher form of intellect. They see past is all, gender, skin color, all of it.

finally they added a tank/healer to the game. i wanted that shit from the start and shes best girl

>I LIKE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF DVA
Me too, user.

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Such a hypocrite. I hope I don't see you complain about waifu spam ever again.

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You people are obsessed with other men's balls.

I want to be Genji.

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That's actually a s76 love pillow he's tucking in.

Based men loving men/women loving women solidarity poster, only through unity can we prosper.

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>racism is the same as biological sex
lmao

Find a sens you're really comfortable with and practice a bunch.

That's the joke.

QTS

Talking pillows aren't funny they're terrifying.

>racism is a biological fact
Racism refers to pure prejudice, racialism is the scientific branch behind races.
>unlike most of us, the people in the Overwatch world fought their primitive mindset and are at a higher form of intellect. They see past is all, gender, skin color, all of it.
Prejudice exists for a good reason, you might want to read about heuristics because, well, you're just an underage fagposter without culture.

It's very simple. When you junk yourself with external hormones your own endocrine system stops producing them, if you mantain that expossure for long periods of time you'll simply never going to develop your own hormones anymore and therefore your nuts will literally shrink..

And you people always assume this is the case for every single man who is fit or muscular.

>mystery heroes
>each team is going to get the obviously better comp 50% of the time
>it's not going to be me 90% of the time

>enemy gets six Mercys in one match
>I don't get a single one on mine across five matches
>we do get ten Symmetras on attack though

me ooga luck booga

As long as Tracer is attracted to men, I'm happy.

After years hitting the gym it's rather easy to tell who's natural. Not to mention he has fucking gynecomastia, a clear sign of steroid abuse.

>Tracer
>attracted to men
How delusional can one person be?

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Large pecs = steroids?

who cares, he is probably a slutty bottom so his nuts don't matter

You do you, bro! It's your life!

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Am I gay if I'd let non-futa Zarya ride my dick until she breaks my hip bone (aka death by snu-snu)?

I'd accept as long as she's not wearing that silly pink, short haircut.

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It's gay that you needed to specify non-futa zarya instead of just assuming a female doesn't have a penis by default.

Why in FFA can I get the same amount of eliminations as someone, more assists and less deaths but still place behind them?

Because Blizzard

No, just pay attention to his nipples. Dont they look like they are somewhat saggy? That's what steroids do to you.

Nice strawman.
Racism is instinctual just like sexism is instinctual. Both biological and embedded deep inside our brains since the beginning. Just like the animals around us, if we see something different, something that isn't "us" we go into "aggressive" mode, aka racism. Sexism is even worse in the sense that there are so many forms of it. We judge based on what we see because we are animals. Plain and simple.
The being in the Overwatch world are past that.

>you're just an underage fagposter without culture.
Wouldn't have even written any of that if I had read this now knowing you're baiting, I hope it's bait at least.

>implying overfags wouldn't assume I'd enjoy riding a throbbing futa cock up my rectum
>from the most bull-like female of all the entire cast

> his nips shred shirts themselves

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How are they "saggy"? Some men have nipples that are low on the pecs.

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When did tumblr and all these fags get here?

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I guess everyone just ignored the fact that Hanzo is only wearing one garter and that his tattoo was removed from his arm and placed on the leg, huh? Because it's bothering me a lot.

>smurfing as tracer because my tracer is garbage but I want to play tracer
>suddenly my qp mmr is adjusted
>playing against a ton of smurfs
>smurfing things like tanks and supports though why would you smurf tanks and supports
>can barely do anything
>keep getting attack bastion
>now useless

I might as well just not payed for a new key.

It's all for the sake of sexual aesthetic, my dude.

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She's not real.

Get fucked, smurf.

>his nip literally next to the armpit

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Neither is that dakimakura you sleep with every night

Tracer is unironically the hero that is canonically gay.

Is it me or does QP MMR also affect MH MMR and vice versa?

I kinda feel guilty for maining Symmetra for a day to lower QP MMR. Now I can't cheese MH games anymore.

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You're right. I don't own a dakimakura. I just cuddle an ordinary pillow pretending its Tracer.

QP MMR affects literally everything, it's one of the most retarded matchmaking systems ever implemented.

Anyone remember what day we got the Uprising comic? It had to be a week or so before the event started right? We should be getting Uprising previews soon folks.

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>poster admits racism is a natural response
>still not good enough because he didn't say it's a good thing
>that whole reply chain

"as fast as we can"
I wrote a book in less than a year. How old is overwatch? 7 years?

I too want the muscle mommy to grind my pelvis into dust,

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I looked it up. It was published April 5th. Previews for Uprising were posted a week before. So we should get something next week if everything is staying on schedule. I wish they'd post something this week though. Just to wet our appetite at least.

>7 years
Did you also create cinematic shorts and comics to go along with your book? There is where all the time is taken up.

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>janitor banned you because you BTFO'd all the SJWs in a debate

My fucking sides, just pathetic.