/scp/ scp: secret lab general

Peanut is cute edition

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NA SERVERS
147.135.10.140
147.135.10.140:7778
147.135.10.140:7779
147.135.10.140:7780
memesystem.party:27070

EU SERVERS

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streamable.com/479bu
youtu.be/WiR4kQRY510?t=26
scp-wiki.net/scp-3171
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

niggers

I DON'T DRINK
I DON'T CUSS

I JUST WANNA RIDE AT THE FRONT OF THE BUS.

The cutest.

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>that NTF massacre on the surface

>when everyone in dead chat respawn but you

give me all your streamables and the nerd doesn't die

Should you use young boys or girls to bribe Larry?

streamable.com/479bu

unethical

>CI comes down MTF lift with an MTF weapon
>I open fire before i realize he's CI
>I stop firing
>he TK me
>somehow i'm the jackass

I WAS LITERALLY AN INCH AWAY FROM AN NTF AND I COULDN'T SNAP HIS NECK
fuck this game dude I'm just going to snap my own neck

why is being larry pain

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>7778
glorious white

hold down lmb, itll pop as soon as they blink

What about an immortal SCP instead? Is that less unethical?

>Getting lost in light containment be like

youtu.be/WiR4kQRY510?t=26

>faggot elevator nades everyone
>spend my entire time on SCP TKing the elevator nader every time I see him
Feels good.

Why exactly does one grenade the elevator? I can't understand it.

reposting for (You)'s :^)

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to TK

Why do people TK?

LINK YOU MY BOY

>being this petty

That Dboy escape needs a movie adaptation

I want a drawing of half a peanut giving a nerd the finger as hes being moved about on a wheelbarrow or a trolly or something

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I hope the drawfag that did that excellent art of a Nerd getting molested does more stuff soon.

fun

>Shoot me down to 13% health
Yea, you sure are.

What's "fun" about tking?

cause the polacks are dumb and dont get that the top drawer should be switch with the one in light

never trust the slavs to logic

>playing like a chode

You brought it on yourself

>petty
TKers should be KOS every time you see them and everyone must be informed as to who they are and brought in to killing them EACH TIME THEY SPAWN regardless as what.

K-ing of Ts

I don't understand.

>leave machine room
>face to face with furry
>forget im a dboy
oops

it's ok

Thanks man,
I tried really hard to make it...
But now my mic doesn't work and i can't speak or hear shit.

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>It wasn't my fault I shot you to 13%
Just admit you fucked up, retard.

>coming down the MTF lift with a MTF gun shortly after an MTF spawn

I did nothing wrong

WHAT SERVER

>ID'd via weapon, and not uniform
Lmao, you're fuckin retarded for sure. You got exactly what you deserved.

>In 19 man server
>Somehow not ressed 4 times in a row for ntf spawn but literally everyone else on the server is
Nani?

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I made a calculated move to combat what i assumed was an enemy, I can't be at fault for my own teammates daftness.

But then people kill the person who retaliated against the initial TKer. This happens all the fucking time. It eventually turns into a shitshow.

>uniforms are closer to black than their respective colors
>intense lighting this game has amplifies blacks
>mtf gun glows like a beacon
I'd do it too

>I fucked up and shot a teammate nearly to death
Well done.
And I would have tk'd you just the same, shitter.

Wrong. You assume I mean "that one guy who shot me in the back as we were fighting umpteenth zombies in the hallway", no. I mean the guy or sometimes team of two who rotuinely kills people for NO reason at random times, often not continually so as to "not be discovered". After 1-2 rounds at least 6-8 people will know 100% who they are and the rest will hopefully follow.

>stop playing for nearly a week
>no listchads to be found on 147 servers
feels lonely

Lmao jackass walking around with NTF weapons ALONE anywhere is asking to be shot on sight by CI´s or anyone else with a gun.

The future is now, Old man.

>Spawn as D-boy
>Die after a few fought death
>Spend the rest of the match in spectator mode
>Several Nine-tail fox squads spawn in
>Never respawn myself.
WTF, this on top of the mics breaking at random is terrible!

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Man, how BTFO'd can you be to still be posting about this like a moany bitch? You're either a fucking tool or need to get your eyes checked, or boost your brightness.

shut up

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>7777 full
>7778 has 12 players
>Keep refreshing 7777 anyway

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I quit for you

I don't mind spectating because who wants to play as the fucking mall cop but the mics breaking is just dire.

>he can't play xuan deag

>scp-wiki.net/scp-3171
>You mud-stained whore

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>Teleports behind you
>Disconnects you at round restart
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Refreshing a full server beats playing a lame game of 1 SCP where you can escape as a dboy never seeing another soul.

make better OC's please

D-girls when

rude :^(

What's the update on this?

don't listen to him user

listen to him user

Pepe is massively overused and attracts the worst kind of autists.
It's dead jim.

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Would Peanut finally give 451 the Crunch if he like started cleaning him or something?

Girls with a big D?

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really jogs my nogs
is it really? also we have the autists here already

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wat do

last was bad file i looked retarded in that screenshot

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direct gonnect to a good server (147 or shitpost)

What if there was an SCP modded server where only Chaos and MTF spawned in equal numbers but where and what level they spawned on was randomised? either all together or everyone scattered across all floors.

Excuse me user, is that AN IDEA?
A FUN INTERESTING IDEA?
hahaha im sorry but any ideas have to wait in line
maybe next year kid

it's obligatory

>no one has a name, player list is empty
>can hear people in spectator chat
What the heck?

y tho

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147.135.10.140:7779

need more bodies here, 6/20

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>knock down a door at top of peanut's containment
>block my own path and can't get back down

>Nerd
>Open 914 to shoot D-boys
>Get sent to the shadow realm
>Wait around for a while to shoot D-boys there
>Pick the correct door anyway
200 IQ

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God bless :')

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>waiting in shadow realm just the kill dboys
I admire the dedication, user.

you can blow up the chaosmobile if 3 or more players start shooting it as soon as it spawns with LMGs

LIES

but then they can’t arrive at the spawn anymore

Why did I get shot by NTF without a mic as a scientist and the other scientist next to me not shot?

all scps get a 10% speed debuff when femur breaker is pressed

cause u r a fag

7780 needs more

miclets out

>CI niggers gang up on lanky instead of finishing up the last NTF that was cornered.

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so you can upgrade keycards without dropping them now?

at least, if you are in the left-side of 914, you are teleported to the other side

I haven't tested whether the cards/etc in your inventory are upgraded though

>its a lanky trow himself at a chaos spawn episode

>finally get scp
>d boys/nerds get a red card 2 minutes into the game
ebic

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This is why you don't close doors on people.

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nice

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What that guy posted doesn't sound fun at all