/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

Previous >[E Pluribus Umum Pickup 2 Summon]
2018-03-22 04:00 - 04-05 03:59 UTC
New Servant: Queen Medb 5*

>[E Pluribus Umum Pickup Summon]
2018-03-15 07:00 - 03-29 03:59 UTC
New servants: Nightingale 5*, Helena 4*, Rama 4*, Geronimo 3*, Billy 3*
New craft essences: Ideal Holy King 5*, Record Holder 4*, Beast of Billows 3*

>[E Pluribus Unum Release]
Fifth Singularity: North American Myth War E Pluribus Unum
Release date: 2018-03-15 7:00 UTC
New interludes for Orion, Fionn, and Fergus

>[News]
webview.fate-go.us/
Check FateGO.USA on facebook for preliminary announcements and Campaign Milestones

>[Mega-Pastebin]
pastebin.com/HTrhq7Nk

>[Wiki]
fate-go.cirnopedia.org/
fgosimulator.webcrow.jp/
Daily Quests: fate-go.cirnopedia.org/quest_daily_us.php
Drop rates(Click at NA tab): docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_SlTjrVRTgHgfS7sRqx4CeJMqlz687HdSlYqiW-JvQA/edit#gid=525320539

>[Misc.]
Rate ups in JP FGO: drive.google.com/file/d/131VQ4DGGnb4A_iG6J-4BLJ2ePeFDUX3D/view
Upcoming event materials: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1V2iDoN2HjafZ8Ube6Jgi0woIibY-Di3YxLMZdJ6quTA/edit#gid=585071742
Servant Planner: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1CfEa5k-sB5btC8905kZKPfRC07IokKM1sXnoXo6-YQo/edit#gid=537592975
Friendlist: pastebin.com/Am2aVbVW

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Other urls found in this thread:

reddit.com/r/grandorder/comments/7s87k3/results_for_which_servants_have_you_grailed_jp_na/
poal.me/lh5dz3
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

this isn't a romulus thread

How do we get the SEAmonkeys to speed up the pace of the game?

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Genderbent Romulus to actually start threads with when? I wouldn't mind another roman empress.

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My wife Wu is super cute! I love Wu! I want wu to make love to me with her feet!

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not buying quartz then whine on reddit and facebook

take 1 of their kids hostage

but how am I supposed to prepare if we don't get 2 weeks of downtime between every event?

What about the other 9 kids?

Anyone know any cheap quartz sellers?

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>whine on reddit
Downvoted and turned invisible like all negative criticism

>and facebook
Do they even read the facebook comments? I thought they only use it as an excuse to have a reason to sometimes give out quartz?

5 facts about Alter Jannu!
Alter Jannu is cute!
Alter Jannu is my wife!
Alter Jannu has smelly feets!
Alter Jannu is not reddit!
J/alter/

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Feetniggers deserve to be drowned in shit

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Vive la France!

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There are tons of Chinese selling quartz accounts. I am surprised NA quartz accounts are not yet a thing.

MARIE NOOOOOO

*Jalter

you only need 1 and 1 is easier to carry than 10

>Reddit is pissed.
No, they are happy with the delay.
See pic related

>Didn't someone make a post recently about which servants they grailed and Medb was among the lowest?
Yes It's from some months ago

reddit.com/r/grandorder/comments/7s87k3/results_for_which_servants_have_you_grailed_jp_na/

Official list of reddit approved 4*/5* grail recipients:
>Ishtar
>Abby
>Jeanne Alter
>Gilgamesh
>Ereshkigal
>Hokusai
>Tomoe
>Herk
>Emiya
>Saber Alter
>BB
>Caster Gilgamesh

Notable servants approved by Reddit:
>Plan to grail in the future (and do not currently own)
>Jeanne Alter
>King Hassan
>Merlin

Notable servants NOT approved by Reddit
>Medb
>Vlad

If you want to be contrarian as fuck, get Mebd and grail her to 100

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It... doesn't work that way.

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1 day bros

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OH NO

>posting in feet threads
as expected of hortaspics

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I love how Wada went from Tamamo chihuahua to Tamamo Thicc in just a few years.

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>find one of their family members' contacts
>call whatever the Philippines has for anonymous tipping
>report that the family member has drugs
>he ends up getting shot in the streets because of Duerte
>call that seanigger and tell him or her that if they don't get the release Jalter more people they love will die

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If you summon medb at least you get laid right?

Are you the original fluffy poster?

>anti footfag is a scatfag
Reminder if you hate feet you're a scatfag

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the original original? no i barely fluffy posted back then

Friendly reminder that thick blonde bimbos such as Nero are perfect breeding material for superior black bulls such as Darius.

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Now do a loli

Sure it does, people buy discounted google play cards, you give them your transfer details and they buy the quartz for you. There was a guy doing 140 packs for $60 but he doesn't do it anymore.

Jesus christ I'm fucking eating

Darius looks strange

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5 facts about Alter Jannu!
Alter Jannu is delayed!
Alter Jannu is unavailable even weeks after America release!
Alter Jannu will never release!
Alter Jannu never EVER!
Jackshit content for months

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here you go senpai
that is what you get for being a feetnigger

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You'll be seeing that food again soon, know what I'm saying?

My lily!

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I loved Caligula's design, shame about his actual lack of character

>eating while browsing this shithole
You only have yourself to blame

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PEE PEE POO POO

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I am so fucking glad I get to further prepare all my level 90 servants for another based 4 weeks. All my skills are locked behind mats I was gonna get from the fucking event too, but these based af 4 weeks of based preparation will allow me to to grind approximately 5% of the required mats, that is if I use 5 apples every day! Based as fuck! JPKeks BTFOd by based NAchads!

just report the faggot and be done with it.

my king

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Hi guys!

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What's happening!

Also eating, but I am so desensitized to guro/scat after browsing this site for 9 years, I can enjoy my food just fine

>recognize the one Liz and Shuten Doji artist from the body inflation pics

trajan when?
frederick the great when?
judas escariot or any apostles when?
napoleon when?
martin luther when?
simo hayha when?
davy crockett when?
saladin when?
sobeiski when?
justinian when?
hernan cortez when?
manco capac when?
catherine the great when?
louis XIV when?
william of orange when?
halsey, lemay, mcarthur when?
oppenheimer or einstein when?
Wernher von Braun when?
hammurabi when?
Sargon when?
pythagoras when?
galileo when?
john browning when?
zhukov or rokossovsky when?
rommel or manstein when?
leif erickkson when?
montezuma when?
gandhi when?
magellan when?
james bond when?
moses when?
samson when?

BASED

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If there's a fetish that's worse than feet it has to be scat. ZR master race

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bros....

I didn't vote for you

>doodoo posting
Where do you guys even find the images?

>literal shit thread

Please don't post such rude images of my wife

stop shitposting

user NOOOO
WHY DID YOU TELL THEM???

>Americans waking up

Going to sleep now hope you guys have nice dreams with your waifu

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>mods can come out the woodwork and take down a censored dick pic from the fucking Visual Novel itself at the speed of seconds
>but this is okay

So Don Quixote be a rider right?

eat shit

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Zr and feet are literally the perfect combo though

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>euro trash German trying to shift the blame

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>4 am for the good ones
>1 am for the shitters
>waking up
Dumb umu poster

Thought I'd try the story gatcha once for the heck of it. Saw the gold berserker card and thought I pulled it off.

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delightworks is a flip company
flip dev here, i wonder if i can apply there

I guess it's true, though i'm more of a ZR + shoes kind of guy, specially shoe dangling.

Umu!

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>Reddit hates based vlad
WTF I LOVE DRACULA NOW

What a shitty thread

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>shoe dangling
I can enjoy it if it's heels but otherwise it just doesn't do a lot for me

>ban evader loses the thread war
>starts posting scat in a childlike fit of rage

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Bro...
poal.me/lh5dz3
/alter/ poll

Hey imouto, it's your onii-chan. I just wanted to let you know I'm disgusted with you and I hate you

all feet threads are by nature shit, so me posting literal shit does not change much user

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>he is a 3DPD fag
>he is also into scat
>he also throws a tantrum after losing thread wars

Is it even possible to be any more pathetic?

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It's SSR as fuck though so you dodged a bullet there, there's lots of low quality garbage while feet get all the good stuff.

why

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's going on in this thread?

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>implying it is my thread
I just fucking hate it when you niggers move to the feetspammer threads or the discord raikouspammer
and this is my heavenly punishment towards you

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O-onii-chan

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>anti feetfg seething

That's true
As a footfag the fate series is a literal goldmine of fap fuel

>everything I dont like is Discord
Classy

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Someones posting shit pics and somehow the thread is still slightly less shitty.

I haven't seen a single grailed Vlad in /alter/ either desu

I'm calling the police

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you can just copy and paste this pasta and after a thread or two people will follow it:
UPDATED CRITERIA TO JOIN A THREAD:

WHICH THREAD YOU SHOULD NOT JOIN:
-Never join an early thread
-Never join the footfag thread
-Never join a rwby thread
-Never join an Elizabeth Bathory thread
-Never join a thread that seems to have reddit memes (Marie, Albert, etc)
-Never join a gae thread
-Never join a thread that has the same servant image op from the previous thread or one being spammed too much (Unless it's a particular servants rate up or event)
-Never join a thread that is an obvious shitpost/troll (offtopic, shitty quality etc etc)

If you do these, you will make /fgoalter/ a much better place. Feel free to add suggestions

no reason to be a child

Yeah that's fine.

bros... it cant be... literal shitposting...

do you want some brown cream with that spaghetti?

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