/d2g/ - DotA 2 Gulag

whereismyname
whereismyname

heads edition

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STATISTICS
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NEWS & STREAMS
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dota2protracker.com
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blog.dota2.com
dev.dota2.com
dota2.gamepedia.com/Lore
dota2.gamepedia.com/Guides
dotaloadout.com
wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
dotabuff.com
opendota.com
stratz.com
gosu.ai/dota
datdota.com
devilesk.com/dota2
gosugamers.net
liquiddota.com
dota2protracker.com
github.com/streamlink/streamlink
github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui
veekyforums.com/thread/209046578/video-games
twitter.com/DotACapitalist/status/976443390450692096
vanityfair.com/news/2018/01/mark-zuckerberg-facebook-downward-spiral
twitch
dotabuff.com/players/87139174
store.steampowered.com/app/583950/Artifact/
twitter.com/LDeeep/status/976549309993828352
dota2.gamepedia.com/Armor#Effective_HP
dotabuff.com/players/199730246
dotabuff.com/matches/3793427923
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dotabuff.com/matches/3793316773
dotabuff.com/matches/3793374014
dotabuff.com/matches/3781237780
dotabuff.com/matches/3781288924
dotabuff.com/matches/3781335278
store.steampowered.com/app/583950/Artifact/?curator_clanid=7333375
youtube.com/watch?v=3lynUztJNUc
youtube.com/watch?v=5bLAtZeAYMg
youtube.com/watch?v=kaGqLN9JJMw&t=843s
liquipedia.net/dota2/DreamLeague/Season_9
veekyforums.com/thread/209228859/video-games

viagrandad
viagrandad

first for anime makes you objective worse at dota

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Russians at tournament
act like niggers instead of taking it seriously
is this why they lose so much?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Which heroes are unplayable garbage right now?

Emberfire
Emberfire

75% of them

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Our boy just started streaming, get in here lads.

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idontknow
idontknow

based mr. Cat

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RumChicken
RumChicken

veekyforums.com/thread/209046578/video-games
i play techies

idontknow
idontknow

is singsing dare i say it... /ourguy/?

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Post heroes that require high IQ to play.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

outworld devourer

Snarelure
Snarelure

silencer

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Pangolier
Techies but unironically
Brewmaster
Batrider
Nature's prophet
Most offlaners in fact

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whereismyname
whereismyname

the absolute state of the dota 2 community

twitter.com/DotACapitalist/status/976443390450692096

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

uhhh

putin?

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idontknow
idontknow

when do the GOOD russians play?

FastChef
FastChef

pick all the meme patch heroes
still lose

farquit
farquit

Gotta love a seeded double elim tourny with no group stage, only takes 4 games for the shit teams to get punted to the losers bracket so the real tournament can begin

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

What's the UI function to suggest specific items for my teammates to build?

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Illusionz
Illusionz

Based Owen on his alternate twitch account venting his frustrations at how his GF now looks like more of a man than he does

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

ctrl+shift+alt

takes2long
takes2long

I love SHEEVER

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

but 3 major winner OG...

likme
likme

answer honestly do you like her because of the dyke hair or because of the flat chest? maybe its the large hands and deep voice that do it for you?

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Methnerd
Methnerd

Damn, these "talks" are some cringy shit lemme tell ya. At least the bass player owns.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Is sheever cured or is she still sick?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

HOW LONG ARE THESE FUCKING PAUSES GET TO THE GAME

King_Martha
King_Martha

she stopped chemo and her hair is growing back so shes healthy now

18min games
20minute pauses

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5mileys
5mileys

vanityfair.com/news/2018/01/mark-zuckerberg-facebook-downward-spiral
so the facebook shellout for ESL is just a desperate attention at changing the subject with an old demographic?
makes sense I guess to bad they cant fucking fix their own platform and videoplayer lmao

RumChicken
RumChicken

good 2 hear

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

#deletefacebook

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

veekyforums.com/thread/209046578/video-games
top kek

FastChef
FastChef

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Emberfire
Emberfire

mid phoenix

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Thanks, I didn't expect it to be something so convoluted.

RavySnake
RavySnake

anybody got the pepe-dusa REEEEEEEEEE ??

viagrandad
viagrandad

well, you're not officially "cured" until you are 3(?) years cancer-free. But it should mean the tumor is gone and now she is just checked every few months

Bidwell
Bidwell

her tumor was so small and she is young enough that she will be declared in remission soon enough

Techpill
Techpill

I love you sheever

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I thought it was 7 years.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I like that twirl WK does whenever he crits

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farquit
farquit

adelaide?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

there is no universal length of time

TreeEater
TreeEater

maybe

Skullbone
Skullbone

just walk away

eGremlin
eGremlin

adelaide

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

dont bully Sheever's hair, she literally had to shave herself and its still growing back

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Why didn't they invite you to cast Maut?

Techpill
Techpill

Sheever can dress any damn way she wants

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

also if you notice one of her boobs are smaller now after the surgery

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

im joining a team

eGremlin
eGremlin

They listened to Reddit.

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viagrandad
viagrandad

I want to pull her long socks off

Bidwell
Bidwell

it's what they said to my mom, but you're probably right.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

not even OTK
long
LMAO

Flameblow
Flameblow

you're welcome here Maut, we like you here.
right guys?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

That's a good gif, dotard

Firespawn
Firespawn

I want to make love to kumiko while she is face down

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askme
askme

Invoker script-free

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

How do you lose to a mid Phoenix?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Morpling
-Base damage increased by 4
-Waveform damage from 75/150/225/300 to 100/175/250/325
-Replicate reverted back to normal with some changes.

New replicate :

Morphling creates illusion of an ally that he can teleport on.
The illusion turns into "water-illusion" state after taking certain number of attacks.
This water illusion is slower and delays morph's teleport time.
Hex or any illusion 1-shotting abilities is only counted as 1 instance of damage.

Water illusion teleport delay : 3
Damage stances needed to trigger water illusion : 3/5/7
Water illusion slow rate : 40%
Replicate damage taken : 80%/75%/70%
Replicate damage dealt : 50%
Duration : 25

Cooldown : 50

New Replicate is saved for another hero named Ariasse, The Feignmaker™

WebTool
WebTool

me poo

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

all these dogshit tier teams finally getting a wake up call after 3 years of being carried by a broken patch

Based Icefrog

takes2long
takes2long

any solo sofflane in a unfavourable 1on2/1on3

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I caught my son masturbating to crystal maiden
What do

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Sunday 1pm pacific scheduling a DotA 2 in-house and need more fleshbags to participate, mmr varies, will be captain draft and best of 3.

Join discord:

m2GvAJS

And look at eventbook

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Soft_member
Soft_member

you can't play the new morphling, doesn't mean the patch will adapt to you lol

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

pull his pants down and spank him while he looks at CM porn. This way he'll learn to associate it with pain so he won't do it again.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

actually losing to a meme draft
oh dear russia
oh dear

idontknow
idontknow

explain to him the dangers of 2D

TechHater
TechHater

Why is Phoenix so adorable?

TechHater
TechHater

tfw getting carried by s4

feelsgoodman

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Methshot
Methshot

Is phoenix a boy or a girl?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

oh I get it, it's like a late night show

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JunkTop
JunkTop

lost another 25 mmr to another smurf

when is this going to be reportable shit

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

lesh in this patch wtf?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

almost as if the meta is more fluid than memers pedal

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

what

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

you think I give a fuck about that shit nigga?

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girlDog
girlDog

sorry carl

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

maybe all blitz needs is a gf to groom him properly

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

see

likme
likme

Sure if you outclass the other team, but if the other guys are just as good or better than you you have to win on razor thin margins, and suboptimal hero picks will get you dumpstered

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

s4 acutally spamming lesh and going beyond godlike almost every game

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

outclass
s4 isnt even the highest ranked player in that game

Methnerd
Methnerd

I played with you yesterday night, so I had indirect match making with s4

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

saksa back in eu eh? what happened to echo int

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Fnatic raped his Lesh

happy_sad
happy_sad

both

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

what heroes should I try to git gud at as a beginner?
I played like 3 games with shadow shaman, and about 20 in turbo where I just randomed and fucked around

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

How to achieve high mmr
pls no meme

Emberfire
Emberfire

arc warden

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Maybe our boy Matu will get some farm today

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Emberburn
Emberburn

It's a lan apparently

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TreeEater
TreeEater

spam gyro sf tb

also, rank 500 is not considered "high"

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

where is artifact open beta

valve
a
l
v
e

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

GH NAGA PLS

Inmate
Inmate

How many Pro Circuit Points is TI worth?

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Bidwell
Bidwell

#2012-2018

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Playboyize
Playboyize

2018

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

0

girlDog
girlDog

does sheever wear boyshorts to match her haircut

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

she also fucks Owen with a strap-on

eGremlin
eGremlin

hey guys, lets shave our heads

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Techpill
Techpill

Meanwhile

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Firespawn
Firespawn

WHERE IS DA ARTIFACT Open Beta valve?

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

What the fuck? When did Miracle turn into a chink?

Bidwell
Bidwell

what happened to adelaide

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

world's first race reassignment surgery

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Why did icefrog gave him old centaur ultimate?

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takes2long
takes2long

io and oracle

RavySnake
RavySnake

old centaur ultimate was litterally a flat boost to strength

massdebater
massdebater

oh wait, here is better image

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Emberfire
Emberfire

how do we fix Centaur?

askme
askme

its another every underdog gets btfo 2-0 episode

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WebTool
WebTool

remember to stay hydrated

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StonedTime
StonedTime

make him half cow

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

is this a JAV? if so, sauce pls

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Methnerd
Methnerd

buff the god damn cast point on his stun

RavySnake
RavySnake

jew goblin picked lets go

TechHater
TechHater

kuro pickin alch so he can catch up on 10 years of farm

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

(溜池ゴロー)(MDYD-908)熱帯夜 倉多まお

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

To be fair, +45 STR was a big on centaur because of Return.
A flat +40 STR is not that much of a deal on a INT hero, specially considering centaur got his ult lv3 at lv18 while ogre needs lv20 for this talent.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

who's ready for ricing kuro?

5mileys
5mileys

blue hero
yellow hero
combine them to make green

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Illusionz
Illusionz

MDYD-908
GOD BLESS SENPAI

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

ace is caster now?

5mileys
5mileys

Is there more based dota player than Kuro ?

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Methshot
Methshot

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WebTool
WebTool

Huskar will never be good again
they buffed his resistance to physical damage to the point it was op to then neref his magic resist which was his gimmick

fucking valve interns

happy_sad
happy_sad

did he say boruto or naruto?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

first it was starcraft TI host
now its ex hots caster
the absolute state of dotacucks owned by blizzard bulls

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Skullbone
Skullbone

Who the fuck is this other caster?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I'm not a Liquid fan in any shape or form but I want it to go well for core Kuroky just to see him be happy

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Booteefool
Booteefool

you can't just go around sucking every esports chad's dick whenever you want to work on that game

that's where you're wrong kiddo

Firespawn
Firespawn

why the fuck cant blizz hold on to its employees?

askme
askme

ArmsNeikea
imagine being her & watching the tiny lose against mc

viagrandad
viagrandad

why dont they just ban venomancer?

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

tune in
there's a gook in team liquid
miracle is nowhere to be seen
WHAT THE FUCK? where is the GOAT?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

why would you ban a garbage hero and fall for kuro's trap card

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Liquid losing to pain gaming wtf is this

5mileys
5mileys

why's miracle not playing?

Inmate
Inmate

This

They're picking shit heroes in preparation for TI8 when teams will look at their old drafts and ban them, it's all part of Kuro's master plan

Flameblow
Flameblow

He leaved and is comick back to OG

SniperGod
SniperGod

behind in towers
behind in networth
winning

FastChef
FastChef

Burned out, apparently. Too much addy.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

which way will kuro build alch?
5 decides

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

eblade/dagon/kaya/radiance/octameme

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

its a $300 000 lan

King_Martha
King_Martha

shadowblade
oldskool

Soft_member
Soft_member

hfn purposely dodges the aa blast in fountain
cap cant comprehend why he did this
wtf is the point of divine analytics if they come from a brainlet

Methshot
Methshot

if concoction was magical damage this would be a 10/10 build

Flameblow
Flameblow

Succy succy

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likme
likme

he has a pugna and veno on his team
totally viable this game

cum2soon
cum2soon

when someone in same rank as you acts like they are God's (usually Allah's) gift to the game

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

this new caster
who is that

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Evilember
Evilember

this is actually so boring
why couldn't he build something fun

Bidwell
Bidwell

winning inshallah

Bidwell
Bidwell

Why did Pain putting pressure on Liquid ?
It literally lost them the game.

TechHater
TechHater

what does he do??

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

kuro farming

based

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iluvmen
iluvmen

OG already got 2-0'ed

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

games end so quickly, regularly, that some quests are just plain difficult to complete

takes2long
takes2long

Can someone fill me in, I haven't followed dota since TI7

what happened to OG?
has china got its shit together yet?
has EG improved beyond 2nd tier?

Methnerd
Methnerd

based

girlDog
girlDog

All you need to know

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FastChef
FastChef

what skillbuild did he went on Alch?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

OG got a huge sponsorship deal from Red Bull which killed their drive to perform well to get paid. Why bother exerting yourself when you've got a paycheque coming in regardless?

RavySnake
RavySnake

4/0/4

Booteefool
Booteefool

where's miracle?

iluvmen
iluvmen

now link the uncensored version

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

he died

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

thirdie humour

Nojokur
Nojokur

What a fucking clown fiesta

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SniperGod
SniperGod

neither caster mentions rubick aghs
ebin

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

i don't think there is one
teases loli pugna
dota banned from patreon suggestions

Playboyize
Playboyize

did you need to imply cause you're mad i didnt reply seriously?
maybe you could read the thread retard instead of repeating question

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Casters are dogshit.

GG

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

43 minutes
did the producers tell them to play longer?

SniperWish
SniperWish

its another favorites 2-0 every series episode

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TreeEater
TreeEater

blitz teach the new guy how to throw

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

EE
favorite

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TechHater
TechHater

you punks better be watching the grant + melonz cast

SniperGod
SniperGod

implying kicking your best player and replacing him with dogshit coach still makes you favored

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

mars

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

implying EE will ever win anything notable

Methshot
Methshot

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

gotta admit EE is good to call him the favorite my frogposting friend

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

implying that im implying anything outside of today's events

DeathDog
DeathDog

where

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

BRAAAAAP

Techpill
Techpill

twitch
.tv/beyondthesummit2

Illusionz
Illusionz

why is this game a thirdie contaiment, is it because it's f2p or what? yeah there's a couple of whites on the top but most of the players (in both ranked and eSports) are thirdies

JunkTop
JunkTop

g4p
kek

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

maybe whites are just bad compared to 3rd worlders

WebTool
WebTool

Didnt answer the question in anyway

JunkTop
JunkTop

rawdota's stack is so fucking bad lmoa

RavySnake
RavySnake

There's an uncensored version on his pixiv

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Do we know who will replace Kyle in Col ?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

nice la

Lunatick
Lunatick

reso

askme
askme

my neighbor

Snarelure
Snarelure

team is disbanding after their lan commitments

Emberfire
Emberfire

Guys who will win this series?
I can't tell.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

F2P and doesn't take a good computer to run, yeah. And a lot of americans are plebs that just keep playing brainless nonsense like CoD, I guess they prefer games with guns

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

i am
ama

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Col.SingSing

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

saksa

Lunatick
Lunatick

PPD

Soft_member
Soft_member

im glad you're looking out for me grant

iluvmen
iluvmen

probably
saksa
memes
ixmike

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

BULBA

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Fucking cancer

JunkTop
JunkTop

come on buddy
come on come on you can do it
come on come on come on

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whereismyname
whereismyname

No miracle
Kuro still picks Matu cancer heroes

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StonedTime
StonedTime

pugna needs to get BLACKED

eGremlin
eGremlin

skewer out of the fountain
please stop.....
every time

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

both teams not failing to disappoint

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

who the FUCK is this SOYBOY+tober wanker+XD MEMEMEMES
world war 3 WHEN

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

being a pedo AND a cuck

RavySnake
RavySnake

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

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FastChef
FastChef

Based

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Yo what, wheres miracle?

SniperGod
SniperGod

he quit dota

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

on a scale from 1-10 how much does rawdota want to kill himself right now
i'm thinking 11

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

kicked
apparently he was being a massive bitch after their loss to VP

likme
likme

why?

Methnerd
Methnerd

remember the night facebook failed and raw casted? it was alright

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

It was pretty fucking awful
He was a whiny bitch then.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Redpill me on Mind_Control

Cant be only one who think hes best player on Liquid

Firespawn
Firespawn

i love slark and want badly to play him but he's so bad right now. is there a way to bridge the gap for him until he gets buffed? battlefury? diffusal?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

aeon disk

massdebater
massdebater

he won them the finals at ti7 ez and is by far the most consistent offlaner

iluvmen
iluvmen

getting styled on so hard by our boys EG in a competitive game right now he's resorted to literally pingspamming his own team
rawdota tilted as fuck

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

don't listen to this guy. go bfury.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

NOW CAP SINKS TO HIS FUCKING MEME LEVEL
JUST NUKE DOTA IT'S OVER

idontknow
idontknow

literally just pingspammed extremely hard then called gg at 10 minutes
fucking rawdota lmao

Methshot
Methshot

Sumail "I think Mind_Control is best player at Liquid"

Newbee second game first ban NP

Skullbone
Skullbone

rush or sb first?

Supergrass
Supergrass

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

sb first. go wand > treads > sb > bfury.

Emberburn
Emberburn

given es the hero carrying liquid
go 6-10-5
lose
"he won them the finals at ti7 ez and is by far the most consistent offlaner"

likme
likme

bfury into aeon disk?
with a casual shadow amulet somewhere inbetween?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

just get linkens or bkb depending on the game

or both if the game requires it

5mileys
5mileys

cap the cuck

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

i don't understand this though. why go bfury? is it for damage or farming? i mean, i've been testing it out and the damage is pretty good but is the idea to go sb and gank, then buy the fury for more damage in teamfights *AND* to boost your farming speed as you build stuff like linkens/bfly/skadi?
why go aeon when you have an autopurge? better to just get linkens after bfury.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

then

viagrandad
viagrandad

"can you hear the voices in your head too?" t. kyle 2018
think I know why he got kicked guys

iluvmen
iluvmen

sry my bad this post changed my opinion mind controll is bad player and person dont lend him your housekey and he almost lost liquid TI

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

kuroky is jerking the mic like a dick

likme
likme

kuro is so unbelievably likable

its his soft spoken voice and humor and smile
if only i was gay

hairygrape
hairygrape

why go aeon when you have an autopurge?
dunn work against hex

StonedTime
StonedTime

How can you hate these boys? Such a wholesome team

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

it was a team effort that won liquid ti7
everyone did their part, probably the most balanced victory every, helping to explain the ez 3-0

FastChef
FastChef

why go aeon when you have an autopurge?
if you get hex'd you'll survive the burst instead of dying like the weak piece of shit he is

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

stop thinking about dicks user

WebTool
WebTool

How can you hate these boys? Such a wholesome team

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TechHater
TechHater

picture unrelated

iluvmen
iluvmen

dotabuff.com/players/87139174

holyhexor still plays dota
holy shit i remember this name from 12+ years ago

Techpill
Techpill

you cant quit dota my fren

Soft_member
Soft_member

twitch
.tv/beyondthesummit2

Esports haven't stopped, Grant & Kyle are casting EG

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Firespawn
Firespawn

EG game is over
now some shit na teams

likme
likme

why are his teeth so fucking tiny man

FastChef
FastChef

hey that's a TI winner you're talking about bub

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Bidwell
Bidwell

MFW realized even shitter like Aui can win TI

takes2long
takes2long

explain how is it even physically possible to be in normal/high skill brackets

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

TI 5 was the worst TI, any top 4 team today would've steamrolled through it and won.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

nugrant & kyle
just opened it
and both literally sucking redddit's dick

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

you want a job in dota in 2018 you learn to work the shaft

eGremlin
eGremlin

store.steampowered.com/app/583950/Artifact/

artifact is up dotards

Methnerd
Methnerd

The storm of beta invite begging is about to be back upon us isn't it.

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Inmate
Inmate

No, user. It's worse.
Buy a Dota+ pass for a free Artifact beta invite!

w8t4u
w8t4u

is it gay to fantasize about fuTA and her secret?

King_Martha
King_Martha

currently in a game as earth spirit and can't Q creeps help

Illusionz
Illusionz

buy aghs

askme
askme

hes playing competitive now? did his ego get that big?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Huskar not good maymay
Where do you get this from? He is a fantastic cheese last pick, just like Meepo. Just because you can't pick him early and expect people to not know that you need to get counter picked does not make him a shit hero. You wouldn't first pick Dusa or Storm either. Both still viable heroes. If you want an actually shit hero, try Riki or Necro.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

ARE ARTIFACT INVITES GOING OUT NOW?
twitter.com/LDeeep/status/976549309993828352

ARE ARTIFACT INVITES GOING OUT NOW?
twitter.com/LDeeep/status/976549309993828352

ARE ARTIFACT INVITES GOING OUT NOW?
twitter.com/LDeeep/status/976549309993828352

Lunatick
Lunatick

sent ;)

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I got like 5 of them lol. Too bad I don't have steam friends to send ;) them to

Nojokur
Nojokur

i only hate solo
if i did something like he did and abused my position i'd be put in jail

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

t. bootlicker
solo has redeemed himself in every way

StonedTime
StonedTime

El presidente BTFO

eGremlin
eGremlin

sharteezy was working for EG on ti5.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

solo has redeemed himself in every way
yet smash remains banned
nice bias valve

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

store.steampowered.com/app/583950/Artifact/

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

sent :^)

likme
likme

How to with a simple step make Dota 10000x times more enjoyable.
-Just add a similar pick/ban phrase like in LoL, everyone gets to ban a selected hero without any "there's a chance it gets banned bullshit" and everyone gets a pick order that's random.

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King_Martha
King_Martha

but muh vavle event
thats fucking bullshit

both should be banned fuck them

WebTool
WebTool

all pick
cant choose all the heroes

Inmate
Inmate

just like now?

SniperWish
SniperWish

smash should be unbanned desu ka

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

request to ban a hero
0 heroes banned
yep checks out as all pick

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

unranked
first pick random sven
teammates pick 3 more cores so im forced to jungle
zeus at 10 min
"WHAT THE FUCK SVEN WHY ARE YOU JUNGLING"
"i do not have lane to go since you guys picked so many cores after me"
"OMG YOU FUCKING RETARD JUNGLING IN THIS PATCH KYS REPORTED" on russian accent

MPmaster
MPmaster

peoples complaint with this is that certain heroes would never be playable. Remember the days when AM was really OP? People attempted to ban him every game. Imagine if that chance to ban was 100 percent. AM would have been extinct for a whole patch.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

the bigger issue is stacks banning all the major counters to a hero and then picking that hero into a free win
league doesnt have counterpicking like that so they dont suffer from the issue

Supergrass
Supergrass

smash should be murdered desu senpai

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

People actually are less bothered by stealing farm in lane though. Retards don't care as long as you're there to protect them while they soak XP.

WebTool
WebTool

he may be a spic but he can actually fucking play, i'm bored of watching glorified pubstacks get stomped every time SA gets a pity qualifier
the tourney system was reworked anyway so there are no more valve-free events for him to go to anymore, which is honestly pretty bullshit

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Then go get yourself a 5stack and play captain's mode you whiny bitch

askme
askme

get picked up by DC
lose everything

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TreeEater
TreeEater

S4 choking and internal issues between artour and Kuro burried Secret chances to win TI5

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

people getting angry in unranked
its just a game lmao

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

whiney bitch
lmao, because I wont give to the anime autists idea?
that same principle woukd apply to high mmr games
the whole thing would be a shitshow brainlet

Soft_member
Soft_member

The answer is take guaifenesin, pseudoephedrine is ineffective outside of one's sinuses.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

dude should see a doctor and get drugs if he hasn't
he's too old to be getting ear infections

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I've never met a Russian in unranked that didn't get assblasted over something sometime during the game
When I tell them to chill lol it's just unranked they get even angrier

JunkTop
JunkTop

Sounds like the biggest issue here would be the game is seriously badly balance if such thing could happen.
If AM is banned every single game would that not mean he's just OP and it's a good game.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

If AM is banned every single game would that not mean he's just OP and it's the game is just seriously unbalanced and it's a good thing you can ban him?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

dota isnt about balance among individual heroes

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Hey guys my friend started streaming dota shes quite shy but drop her a view twitch/tv/hapflap

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Can anyone fax me an artifact beta key?
thanks

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JunkTop
JunkTop

sent ;)

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

thanks bro

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SniperGod
SniperGod

kyle math
quick gulag gimme the redpill on armor <> ehp relationship, is it constant increase?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

1 point of armor is 6% extra ehp
or so i heard

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

dota2.gamepedia.com/Armor#Effective_HP
Armor values can be understood by either adjusting incoming damage (multiplying physical damage by the damage multiplier), or adjusting health (dividing health by the damage multiplier, a quantity defined as the effective HP).

For positive armor values, a unit gains effective HP equal to 5% of their base health per armor point. For example, a hero with base HP of 1000 has 1000 effective HP at 0 armor and 1500 effective HP at 10 armor, an increase of 50%. For negative armor values, the effective HP reduction diminishes with decreasing armor, trending towards 50%.
It's as he said

Bidwell
Bidwell

armor is good. that's all you need to know.

iluvmen
iluvmen

even though every armor point gives less physical resist at high values?

Methshot
Methshot

never mind, am brainlet thank anons

Evilember
Evilember

have 90% physical reduction
take 100 damage before reduction
take 10 total
have 95%
take 100 before reduction
take 5 total
5% increase in total reduction is dividing damage taken by 50% and thus doubles your ehp
thats why armor needs diminishing returns in % reduction.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

still no tb nerfs
still no dk nerfs
still no change to kill memepushing and deathballs
weekly patches were a mistake

massdebater
massdebater

Thanks for the erection.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

they buffed memepushing and deathballs
the gulag cheered over the change

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

DK needs a nerf
what timeline are we in?

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Spamalot
Spamalot

team of has beens and never was pushing 30 years old except for Timado
doing anything other than waste a young player that still might become great
Sneyking, MSS, and SVG have been plateaued for four years. It's like back in the day when NA liquid and whendideglastthrow were terminal but they kept being fielded by their orgs regardless. It's actually insane.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

the gulag is retarded
more at 11

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

smash should be unbanned desu ka
desu ka
fuck off gajin

takes2long
takes2long

stan king joins team
team crumbles

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

dotard-kun...

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@209165336
baited for this exact response

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

enemy sf getting farm
spirit breaker chooses to attack literally anyone but him
team acts shock when he starts raping us
wow

likme
likme

I've been trying both LoL and HotS now and both of those games are just so bad gameplay wise, LoL is the most passive boring game ever and hotS is just overall too casual and shallow.

I just want to find a fun "moba" to play again...

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

i forgot whats the context of that webm
did he slipped or something you never know with grant

Snarelure
Snarelure

I got 6 month banned, made alt and I was placed at exactly 3500 MMR.
Holy fuck 3k is so bad.

Supergrass
Supergrass

thats moonmeander, newfriend

viagrandad
viagrandad

blogging during hyuck
those arent my pubs

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

What rank though?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Divine 4.
Like, I'm winning 80% of my matches. But it's so fucking tilting to have a retard build midas every fucking game and go fucking SB on every hero to exist

Playboyize
Playboyize

divine 4
3500 MMR
the fuck

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

his alt is 3.5k mmr, he got fucked since he cant get more than 3.5k mmr in a new account

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Why is Pyrion there, he has not done any Dota related stuff for ages.
Is there still anyone here that believes that the Dota 2 scene is not filled with nepotism?

Supergrass
Supergrass

whats your excuse for low mmr? and don't tell me your teammates hold you back.

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Lunatick
Lunatick

faggot on your team picks jungle natures prophet
lose
now i remember why i hate this game

jungle farming needs to be viable as a net worth increaser and comeback mechanic for some heroes, but completely impossible for level 1 heroes to start with for these scrub magnet heroes like NP and LC

good news is we deserved to lose and the gay comeback mechanic didnt kick in to save us at the end, as it should be

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iluvmen
iluvmen

I try to pick mid but is never being able to play it.

Nojokur
Nojokur

i have like 54% winrate but i play only like 1 game per day at most so it will take me a while to go from ancient 3 to divine

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I wasnt even trying, i think i have 5k hours of just fucking around or maybe i just like the game.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

get lucky and happen to win a lot in a luck based games
I'm sorry I don't ever get the bans or picks that I want while you are blessed with not retarded teammates

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I played about 30 games and none of them were ranked

King_Martha
King_Martha

lads is there a way to play with cosmetics you dont have
like the anime mods but for cosmetics

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

And I just lost a game.
What the fuck is wrong with people? How do you give up with shadow amulet at minute 1? Retards at 5k at least wait until they take a t2 before doing that.
Fuck, even Raschold is better than this shit tier

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

How do you even deal with teammates just insta picking mid/carry, how do you do to actually get a hero with high impact?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I haven't played solo ranked for about two years, these days it's only memestacks if I'm queuing for ranked.
Dota is unironically a blast when MMR isn't on the line. No one is tilted at the start of the game.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Roaming on a hero that scales well is insanely powerful. If I were tryharding, I'd just pick Kunkka roaming or something like that. You win the lanes for your retards and can do something yourself.
Then I want to spam mid, and holy fuck games like this make me want to off myself
3k is a JOKE

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5mileys
5mileys

kyle needs to cast ti, this shit is amazing

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

yeah it sucks, sometimes i dont feel bad for keeping the same rank for a long time now. You find people like them in 1/50 games

WebTool
WebTool

9/10 as tinker
me smurf ogaboga give mid jaja
kys

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I don't spam my good heroes, play all 5 positions as I see fit and I never pick meta

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

dotabuff.com/players/199730246
doxx me idc

5mileys
5mileys

I can't reliable pick mid because everyone insta picks it, so I don't get to play heroes I'm good at.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

wants to play tinker
doesn't ban pudge
a counterpick that is in LITERALLY EVERY solo pub game below 6k
you are 3k for a reason

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

pudge counters tinker
???

Playboyize
Playboyize

imagine being this retarded

askme
askme

if you didn't know that then even 3k is unreasonably high for you

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

now i want to try counter tinker with pudge

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

it takes the casters 3 fights to notice that io has the aghs talent
"professionals" right there

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

have you tried dodging the hook?

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

*buys atos*
OI GOT JIZZ ON ME CHIN

w8t4u
w8t4u

ya if you can't dodge that projectile with a blink then you're retarded
The fact that a pudge can farm an atos at all before you get all sorts of saves is kinda sad

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

good luck ever rearming

Methshot
Methshot

that's not doable until level 18, any pudge player that isn't a peruvian 12 year old will happily spend most of the game predicting what you will do and and force you play defensively
t. pink science nigger spammer

King_Martha
King_Martha

This is how I know you're not above 4k at best. It's really easy to stay in the trees and out of vision as tinker. This 'atos' counter applies to any hero with a long range ability. It's called positioning.

Methshot
Methshot

yo, how did Fnatic 2-0 OG?

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

If you are visible for pudge to actually use atos on as fucking tinker you you deserve the euthanasia you get

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

released reso instead of nolans

Lunatick
Lunatick

i'm not talking about atos, you inbred. pudge also hides in trees to kill people, all he has to do is buy a blink and/or force and wait for tinker to try to rat
he might not kill you more than once but the sheer pressure he can put on tinker makes it hard for him to be a constant pain in the ass to deal with, which is a serious disadvantage for a hero that can't afford downtime

cum2soon
cum2soon

t. 2k

WebTool
WebTool

You know, maybe I shouldn't have fed his courier but goddamn this is worth it

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

i think the reason pudge counters tinker is because he can have good magic resistance

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

FD?

iluvmen
iluvmen

now vipers doing it too

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Nojokur
Nojokur

t. (my MMR) - 1000
go ooga booga some more
that's not too hard to deal with, but pudge is a great blyatmail hero which is irritating if you don't have a scythe and rot has a shitton of tiny damage instances so getting a cheeky blink rearm is pure luck

King_Martha
King_Martha

Reminder that we are all switching to Artifact when it comes out. No you do not get a choice in this decision, we've already decided.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Trying to play carry
Supports are literally competing me for farm
Using their skills to steal my neutral farm
Somehow it's my fault now because I have no farm in the game
End up losing
"gg report carry"
ee was right
playing carry is like playing with weights on your hands

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

1v1 SF mid. Add me. I require at least a $20 bet, I'll go up to $200.
Nigger.

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Playboyize
Playboyize

being this herald

King_Martha
King_Martha

ooga booga me mid
me require gud team
quit crying and learn to draft, goddamn, just admit you don't really care about it because you think you are divine in le wrong MMR and can overcome any objective disadvantage with sheer effort like a downy flexing its tard strength

Flameblow
Flameblow

What? I'm winning 80% of my matches. I'm not complaining that I can't win games, I'm complaining that 3k is tilting me.

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FastChef
FastChef

tfw losing a completely winnable game because your team decided to give up after being tilted since they didn't get the lanes they wanted
this game's fucking impossible
dota 2 isn't even about skill
it's about trying to control people's autism so they don't ruin your fucking games

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5mileys
5mileys

post SS of your main account

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Here's before they changed the shit. I'm not going to log into steamguard to take a screenshot now and I'm in a game, so yeah. H
If you're wondering, I'm GlassEclipse. You probably know me if you're in behavior score F 5k. Noblewingz flames the fuck outta me.

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Methshot
Methshot

Divine 5
only 5.4k mmr

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Emberfire
Emberfire

arent you the same retard who got exposed by chi long qua for getting his account boosted? LMAO it is you

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I get that alot. That's GlassDotaAcademy or whatever.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I stopped keeping up with dota around the time 2GD got kicked in that major. How's the game holding up, boyos? The winds of addiction blew me here once again

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Shit has happened

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Literally nothing has changed except we're more dead

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I've been out of the loop, has there been any explanation of why kyle was kicked? col was one of my favorite teams

Supergrass
Supergrass

Bad team chemistry. I'm pretty sure that mean's he's a flamer, but who knows? Could be code-word for 'we want someone better'.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

They said it's personal problems and shit
He was probably shouting at them after a loss and the swedes got triggered and said "either he leaves or we leaves" or something like that

SniperWish
SniperWish

Considering Kyle literally kicked cancel^^ a while ago because he
wasn't hype enough
it seems everybody got tired of his autism. Zfreek's finally going to make it.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

how's my boy pajkatt doing?

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

tfw started giving every image I post to /d2g/ a watermark
Watching every image here slowly gain said watermark

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

anyone else been getting a lot better at dota lately? I'm carrying games left and right, on a major winstreak, my decisionmaking is focused, my whole game thinking on point. I'm becoming a golden god is what I'm saying. has that been happening to you too?

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

held down by memekid mid and his own incompetence

Supergrass
Supergrass

wtf

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

you could be grinding mmr badges with that kind of time

Techpill
Techpill

reply to 3 i dont believe you

5mileys
5mileys

is dota the only competitive game ever to have one of its most skilled players (rtz) still yet to have win something relevant?

Firespawn
Firespawn

smoke up as 5
pa daggers and blinks over a wall on a pudge
people are so fucking bad at this game i swear to god

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RavySnake
RavySnake

Hey /d2g/ what the fuck do I build on Monkey King? He just seems to have so many directions he can go in that all I can really figure out is Echo Saber/BKB and then I'm stumped on what to do with the 3 other not-boots slots.

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

What's your excuse for not playing manly men's heroes and carrying your entire team on your broad shoulders?

inb4 soyboy splitpushers try to convince me Sven isn't viable

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Flameblow
Flameblow

zlatan won the national league pretty much every year he played but never won an international (obviously, sweden) Nor a Champions League (which he probably should have a couple of times over by now)

askme
askme

sven is viable as a splitpusher

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

zlatan actually never won the swedish legue with his team
at least rtz isn't mentally ill like zlatan

cum2soon
cum2soon

right. I believe that was our year.

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

rtz is not one of the most skilled players, he's a pubshitter

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

forced 50

Playboyize
Playboyize

there are at least 5 over rtz

Lunatick
Lunatick

chessie dota

Emberfire
Emberfire

getting aquila on void
not just treadswitching

eGremlin
eGremlin

I was 5k in 2014 and I stopped playing ranked after memeback.
tfw uncalibrated

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

fat butt scotslady time

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likme
likme

I've watched him play for quite a while on twitch. Can't debate that he isn't super skilled. The dude is a god. In pubs.

He's not a big tournament games guy like Miracle- or Ramzes666 for example. He will win a minor here and there but that's pretty much it. He will shart it out when the spotlight shines upon him during a major event.

takes2long
takes2long

this eg draft
LMAO 2 CARRY

likme
likme

yapzor

MPmaster
MPmaster

calibrate at peak MMR on every new account
winrate is still merely 52% , it's just my individual performance propelling me during calibration which doesn't mean shit in ranked later on
can't actually progress beyond Legend[3]

Tell me the secret to drafting. Approximately 80% of my games have an enemy SF in mid and a roaming pudge. How do you counter these faggots?

Methnerd
Methnerd

I think vgj storm is just a money laundering front

askme
askme

sf
orchid, or literally any stun
pudge
percent hp damage, or literally any stun
easiest way to grind out of low mmr is just pick stuns

RavySnake
RavySnake

just pick ogre and punch SF all the time in lane. generally speaking he's sensitive to competent lane preassure
for drafting I'd really recomment esports. not everything can be converted to your own games but you still get to see how pros handle stuff and strategise.

farquit
farquit

is enigma ever a bad pick?

Inmate
Inmate

I keep thinking VGJ.Storm is VGJ.Thunder and then I get really disappointed when its the NA team, they really should swap names, Thunder sounds cooler than Storm

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

kyle's got a lot to learn if he's gonna be casting

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Sometimes I feel like I've just leveled up like a Sims character. Then i realise I'm just playing against retards in 1 game

whereismyname
whereismyname

is Kyle purposely not trying to cast the CoL guys?

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TreeEater
TreeEater

eg

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eGremlin
eGremlin

tards of the do

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w8t4u
w8t4u

eg

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massdebater
massdebater

E
G

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

pick Mireska
win

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Techpill
Techpill

he is 200% more knowledgable than any of the "real" analysts. his casting is amazing and brings a good balance between hype and analysis

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

commentators wont shut up about rtz being an absolute god
he actually shits his pants as usual
mfw

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massdebater
massdebater

MSS/SVG is the most interesting duo in dota

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

WHAT DID I MISS

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happy_sad
happy_sad

he does fuck up usually, but this time it was on the person stealing the courier with the s&y on it

hairygrape
hairygrape

I love those two and was kind of sad when NP disbanded but I guess its better that they're free fromEE

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

they lost to svg stack

takes2long
takes2long

when position 5 is less of a cuck position than offlane

eGremlin
eGremlin

I guess its better that they're free fromEE
You mean the guy who actually goes to LANs while they're irrelevant since they got kicked?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

it's just my individual performance propelling me during calibration which doesn't mean shit in ranked later on
that's objectively wrong.
I got from 2.8k to 5k over the course of 2 years by spamming 1-5 heroes each patch. It doesnt have to be the current broken hero of the patch like sniper or od in their day, but if you have 1 or 2 heroes per role that fit many lineups and actually have "individual performance" you will increase your mmr as long as that "individual" performance is above that of the average player at your mmr

likme
likme

lmao kyle

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

kyle talking about other people being cringy

likme
likme

what I should add is im trying to say that unless you get huskar oracled, there are very few draft wins in pubs and individual performance and game understanding is worth a lot more than picking meme op heroes which really actually arent.

Playboyize
Playboyize

we all know kyle was speaking the truth just there.
i think about this occasionally myself

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eGremlin
eGremlin

when is the closed beta?

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

grant said rtz sny in base, not flying out on chicken
kyle says same thing thirty seconds later
that kind of stuff

RavySnake
RavySnake

"we all" don't know shit. do you have kids? if you do maybe you know something. Otherwise it could just as well be "everything was better when I was a kid" syndrome.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

after TI

Booteefool
Booteefool

Is Peter even right the rule is 10 minutes for this qualifier?

Bidwell
Bidwell

DotA 2 in-house and need more fleshbags to participate, mmr varies, will be captain draft and best of 3.

Join discord:

m2GvAJS

And look at eventbook

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

is it lycan's discord?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

what is an in-house?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Can I join if I'm 1,5k

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

what heroes can dumpster huskar in laning phase

Soft_member
Soft_member

enchantress

Snarelure
Snarelure

shadow shaman

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

shadow demon

Booteefool
Booteefool

you think kyle comes here?

King_Martha
King_Martha

whats the point of this shitposting you retards
i guess it makes sense

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

whats the point of this shitposting you retards
shadow shaman has the highest base damage in the game and enough range to avoid burning spear-spam. unironically winning in CS and trading levels with a huskar 1v1 on SS is good. early 6 means towers and he misses his peak.

DeathDog
DeathDog

viper if you get a (relatively) early level in nether toxin for the break

TreeEater
TreeEater

rtz is literally proof that the whole solo mmr thing in a team game is fucking retarded
oh wow, that game where people earn money by playing games in dedicated groups with each other in tournament? how do we gauge their skill
I know, throw them in by themselves with randos, this is surely a foolproof analyzer of their abilities
rtz doesn't win because rtz is bad, plain and simple, he is a bad player who happens to get lucky and get less retarded teammates than his opponents, so he wins.
It's literally 100% luck and we know it's luck because as we've just discussed, when push comes to shove, he can't win for dick.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

eg

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

lycan chasing visage
pugna decrepifies visage
nice teamplay EG

Inmate
Inmate

EG losing to VGJ
Optic losing to col

jesus

whereismyname
whereismyname

whos playing for col instead of kyle?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

its kitrak

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Honestly timado might actually be the worst player on vgj, if they got w33 they got actually be like top 2/3 NA consistently

5mileys
5mileys

you misstyped yawar's name

King_Martha
King_Martha

yawars had a few good games, but I would get rid of timado easily even kyle has been flaming him hard these past two series

girlDog
girlDog

Yawar looks good in they're recent games desu

dotabuff.com/matches/3793427923
dotabuff.com/matches/3793220334
dotabuff.com/matches/3793316773
dotabuff.com/matches/3793374014
dotabuff.com/matches/3781237780
dotabuff.com/matches/3781288924
dotabuff.com/matches/3781335278

his stats look really good, he's doing tonnes of damage each game and dying rarely

Evilember
Evilember

2 - 0

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

trying to rosh while elder titan is up

TechHater
TechHater

i was so close to betting on EG, but iw as too tired to do so
never being lazy has rewarded me this much

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

eg

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

He's just young, he's no Sumail wonderchild, give him time

Yawar is unironically one of the best NA carries

He almost carried CCnC to TI7

RavySnake
RavySnake

current state of EG

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TechHater
TechHater

eg

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

why does EG always get raped by smokes and in mid game 5 man fights

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

with 0 bkbs

eg seem pretty tilted

SniperGod
SniperGod

Reminder that you said cr1t was an honorary american
Reminder that you accepted Misery as NA representative when he played for DC during TI
You don't get to back down now

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Kyle drumming excitedly while eg gets BTFO

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TreeEater
TreeEater

this is literally a honeypot match

whereismyname
whereismyname

I just came back, how is VGJ up a game

Inmate
Inmate

How do you think BSJ feels now that his old team absolutely DOMINATES after they dropped him and his buttbuddy monkey

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

yawar is literally goodsumail

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

EG unironically just need to put RTZ on mid and Fear on carry permanently to be good

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MPmaster
MPmaster

man

EG is fucking trash

Spamalot
Spamalot

he is a bad player who happens to get lucky and get less retarded teammates than his opponents, so he wins.

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TreeEater
TreeEater

b-but they won a minor

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

EG unironically just need to put RTZ on mid and Reso on carry permanently to be good

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Sorry I don't know any trannies called that
Sure

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

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WebTool
WebTool

EXCREMENT
GENIUSES

TechHater
TechHater

guys we were sick it doesnt count OK
We're still very relevant ok!?
Remember when we were the best NA team when there were only us and complexity and summoners rift

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w8t4u
w8t4u

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Bidwell
Bidwell

be rtz
bkb
pop metamorphosis
gg

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

NA team trains vs EU teams
NA team plays EU pubs
improves DRASTICALLY
Hmm really got me thinking here

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

the state of NA

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Is arteezy the leHelp of dota?

Skullbone
Skullbone

midas medallion into gg
just like my pubs

Nojokur
Nojokur

day nine?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

NA has to share their servers with a region that has literally
ZERO
esports teams

Supergrass
Supergrass

upset at reality
get over it, faggot

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

What does this even mean? If NA had talented players the would have talented teams. It's not like the money is down south.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

he was put on the team because of his family connections. hes never being replaced.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

na barely has players

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

NA has no one to train against. Or pubs even worth playing against.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Are you saying EU has better teams if there's no one worth playing against?

Techpill
Techpill

pub matchmaking requires a different and arguably an a lot shallower skillset than tournament play, but saying its pure luck whether you are 2k 5k or 8k sounds like you are trying to make yourself feel better about being bad.

Nojokur
Nojokur

NA dota still in its "strongest region" phase. VGJ lost to literally whos only to 2-0 a minor winner.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Couldn't they have done this shit in... Toronto???
Not the place directly north of Seattle?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

atleast NA can play EUW on 100 ping, SA are the ones that really have no choice and HAVE to play shit NA teams on 140 ping.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Brood

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

it's SA's fault NA's shit

WebTool
WebTool

you can literally watch any pro streamer and observe forced 50 50 in action

RumChicken
RumChicken

Hammarby

Pinsamt

RavySnake
RavySnake

forced 50 50

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Flameblow
Flameblow

Placing 3rd at TI4, Shanghai and Frankfurt isn't good? You jealous little trolls are really showing your envy of RTZ.

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

mfw moctezuma revenge

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whereismyname
whereismyname

valvedrone continues to defend shoddy, dying game
of course

Emberburn
Emberburn

Do not respond to the Venezuelan.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Cortes came from NA

RavySnake
RavySnake

I guess the acc too expensive for it or something
idk where else you could hold it

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

is Pangolier more OP than Dark Willow? He's still not in CM

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takes2long
takes2long

dark willow has some features pango does not have

Methnerd
Methnerd

Are there any good earth spirit guides around?

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Nojokur
Nojokur

Kick Chessie, worthless HoN trash

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

How come Brood has such low winrate when I've had so much success with her.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Just watch jerax replays

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

bunch of ancient shitters including me matched vs divine 1 and divine 5
win and get 40 mmr
nicee
can you name these heroes by looking at these shitty graphics of their legs

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Bidwell
Bidwell

There are gulagians who aren't playing Artifact RIGHT NOW
Admittedly the beta is still super fucking boring because deckbuilding hasn't been implemented yet so you only have two decks to pick from

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SniperGod
SniperGod

Shadow Shaman
Slark
Gyro
Pangolier
Razor

Juggernaut
Omniknight
Tinker
Rubick
Bounty Hunter

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

when looking at micro related heroes just automatically add +10% winrate to filter shitters

SniperGod
SniperGod

you got 8/10 right
third one is viper and fourth is shaker

TechHater
TechHater

why the stream keep lagging?

JunkTop
JunkTop

watch BSJ

MPmaster
MPmaster

so lycan actual wr is close to 75%? !!!

Techpill
Techpill

Has anyone made a dota creepypasta where the hero profiles are extremely gorey lol

Methshot
Methshot

thanks user

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I'd say yes, but it's kinda hard to tell since we havent seen many high level palyers really get into them. Just the fact that javelins basically are a cheaper and better battlefury for him kind of make him broken.

Techpill
Techpill

Can you do this in Dota?

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Bidwell
Bidwell

If you mean: "Be a 20 IQ retard and feed", then yes.

Booteefool
Booteefool

God I wish that were me

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

No because summon auto select is a default option in dota and thats all you need

Spamalot
Spamalot

In tourneys? Yes

StonedTime
StonedTime

Did Chessie think they were out of the quals lol

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

ywn first blood rtz in low prio

Firespawn
Firespawn

magic immune multiple ravage 300+DMG nuke on 2sec cd epic blink permastuns

Literally a LeL hero in dota

Supergrass
Supergrass

not enough skillshots and porn

Methshot
Methshot

LoL would never make a hero that fun

Techpill
Techpill

store.steampowered.com/app/583950/Artifact/?curator_clanid=7333375

How is this allowed?

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askme
askme

chinese dude lost 29 thousand dollars betting on EG, serves him right for fucking up the odds every fucking game

Skullbone
Skullbone

How do we fix CLQ?

StonedTime
StonedTime

I'm generally against government intervention but banning any sodas bigger than 12oz would have extremely beneficial effects on America's overall health

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Fix his self esteem, it's why he lashed out at his fans and killed the character since he considers himself unworthy of adoration ergo his fans must be beneath even him if they can't see that.

Inmate
Inmate

he still bets with skins in 2018

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

yeah actually with Wisp

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

not clockwerk
not gyro with aghs

Flameblow
Flameblow

Clockwerk?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Looks exactly like clock walking around someone with battery assault active. They are even both robots.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

HotS looks fun, is it fun?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

tfw roshing with clockwerk with battery assault talent on my team

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

It's commie DOTA and the right clicks / spells feel as irrelevant as LOL's

Emberfire
Emberfire

he doesnt know how to trade skins for money

WebTool
WebTool

Is the EG game over? How bad was it?

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

You know what looks fun? Smite. You know why it looks fun? Because it has a Hercules voice pack by MOTHERFUCKING KEVIN SORBO. The guy who was Hercules for my entire childhood. If you faggots didn't condition me to hate every other moba despite knowing nothing about them I would switch over to that shit in an instant.

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

it's a shit game

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

EG got some of SneyKing's SPECIAL SAUCE

eGremlin
eGremlin

he bets with a currency that devalues over time with minimal market demand, forcing him to undercut the competition by atleast 20% just to liquidate into fiat

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Hercules voice pack by MOTHERFUCKING KEVIN SORBO
Motherfuckers, their Marketing sure do know what they are doing.

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MPmaster
MPmaster

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Who the cutie in the background?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Discordie randoms get early access to artifact
I've been playing dota since wc3 days and got nothing

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takes2long
takes2long

be hot blonde stacy
marry chad after he gets you pregnant
two decades later your son ends up being a professional dota 2 virgin
imagine

WebTool
WebTool

rtz in BSJ stream using our absolutely haram memes
displaying our memes to the normies
absolutely haram

hairygrape
hairygrape

a fkn bird

FastChef
FastChef

serious answer: crystal maiden is probably the easiest hero

Flameblow
Flameblow

bsj's mom is hot

Illusionz
Illusionz

implying peak eg wasn't the shanghai major maga hats

Snarelure
Snarelure

slow
horrific turn rate
no farming mechanic
A hero so wholly dependent on gamesense and position play is not good for beginners.

RumChicken
RumChicken

F R E E MANA?
press W to extract gold fromcreep
She's slow and frail, but noobs will feed with Wraith King anyway. Who cares.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Wat is frostbiting neutrals

Firespawn
Firespawn

how's your week been, dota tards?

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RavySnake
RavySnake

Lion is more fun and easier for noobs to play.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

played a lot of FF12, but i always get bored in the middle of ff games and quit

Playboyize
Playboyize

Whoa 4 thousand games and below 50% WR

happy_sad
happy_sad

tfw played about 300 games in the last 2 years but still watch every LAN/qualifier and shitpost here every day

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FastChef
FastChef

200+ forlatts and 4+ years in shadow pool will do that to you

used to be 52% before they implemented new shadow pool in 2016

SniperGod
SniperGod

What is this shadow pool you speak of

I stopped playing around summer 2015 and I'm just getting back

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

ppl with bad behavior get put on teams together vs people who have good behavior

it makes you get a sub 50% win rate on principle because you have far more feeders/abandoners/griefers than the enemy team

Flameblow
Flameblow

or it makes you have an above 50% win rate if you're a normal human being playing a competitive game, doing your best and trying to have fun.

Inmate
Inmate

why the fuck does it take so long to find a match?

JunkTop
JunkTop

What's with people naming themselves "Mode ___".
Where did this come from.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

yikes user i'm sorry to hear that

idk if its true or theory but i believe it. my friend is good mechanically but all his solo q games i've spectated are riddled w cancer. must be because he abandons / bad manners literally all the time

i hope you can escape dota purgatory

Methshot
Methshot

Can anyone else get Shadow Demon's "Kill 1 enemy while they are affected by Demonic Purge?" I've killed dozens of people while they're affected with it, dozens have been killed by the purge itself. What the fuck Valve. Do I have to go on Reddit?

5mileys
5mileys

Oracle challenge
TP's into kills

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

sumail and artour mostly.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

i have a question for the 5ks and 6ks.
why do I always feel useless when I play juggernaut?
like, playing luna, drow, spectre, most of the carries desu, feels very easy and i have 60+% winrate in most of them, but jugg always feels so weak, i feel like i could never initiate a fight unless i blow omni right away, idk, feels like a weak hero.
i wonder how others make him strong while i cant.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

people used to argue about the truth of it years ago, now you can check your bheavior score

your friend in console:

developer 1
dota_game_account_client_debug

good behavior score is "normal", bad behavior score has a grade like C-F

takes2long
takes2long

I am just dogshit at the game senpai

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WebTool
WebTool

5 hours left until esports

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

OG.SingSing

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Adelewd?

StonedTime
StonedTime

another based user going for lv5 oracle chat wheel

Spamalot
Spamalot

kumikoposter
based

Illusionz
Illusionz

pick techies
guy on my team instantly abandons
mfw
Whats with all the kumiko posting in /d2g/ anyways

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JunkTop
JunkTop

I fucking hate playing on Dire, holy FUCK

Snarelure
Snarelure

There's a fine line between sex sounds and taking, uh, taking a dump.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

i like it and i have a higher dire win rate incidentally

not too much higher but 52% - 48%

Inmate
Inmate

so I have a wyvern hatchling courier with the golden style unlock on it that I don't want, how hard is it going to be to sell this?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

march 2018
pudge still has 40%+ pick rate AND 52% win rate.
i hope they relesae the arcana fast, sell lots, and bury him into shit.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

na'vi x fnatic was this month's truest kino dota 2 script

tier 2 dota is the best dota

WebTool
WebTool

Because you're too much of a pussy to use your q and r offensively. Jugg has no health because of how powerful those spells are and if you aren't using them to kill people and take objectives then jugg just feels like he's made of glass.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I slept through that series

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

od and fogged doing this kind of hosting setup is the cutest thing ever and i hope we see more of it in the future

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Give you $2 worth of steam trading cards for it

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

yfw Fnatic win against Liquid without Miracle

SniperWish
SniperWish

you sure you don't have those 2 dollars in any other form user

eGremlin
eGremlin

do you accept dogecoins?

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

i cannot

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I could offer you a copy of woodle tree adventures instead.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Whats with all the kumiko posting in /d2g/ anyways
It's an avatarfag doing it and /d2g/ keeps enabling him.

Flameblow
Flameblow

i dunno he seems like a pretty cool guy

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I like how in most places avatarfags are looked down upon and shunned, but here people keep enabling them.
And you guys wonder why this thread is dead.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I was kidding

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Be 1k shitter
Guy roams with ES
Kicks enemy heroes out of harm's way on cooldown throughout the game

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

why does d2g enable avatarfags?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

because were nice people here, sweetie

Flameblow
Flameblow

why does d2g hate singsing?

whereismyname
whereismyname

fuck you

TreeEater
TreeEater

Nah fuck you leatherman

hairygrape
hairygrape

And give him SFM porn instead.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

youtube.com/watch?v=3lynUztJNUc

why the hell did they call gg at 6 minutes?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Post some

Lunatick
Lunatick

i miss LD, too bad he couldn't make money casting dota.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

microhumans + another ones ITT actually call a Dotislavich "Dota"
Yep, thats harsh.

Techpill
Techpill

Get out lolbabby

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

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massdebater
massdebater

why hasnt he gone pro yet?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Damn BSJ is a chad

Spamalot
Spamalot

There is nothing in this world that can drive me into a frantic rage, besides dota. I am a support player in 90% of my games and on those rare occasions where I do opt for core I am reminded time and again why dota players are scum. It's not because they're bad, or they don't know something. It's because they are so fragile and their egos are so easily bruised that when I tell them what they're doing wrong and how to remedy it, they will act obstinate and with spite continue to do the wrong thing, and all of their immaturity is excused with one phrase. "Toxic". If I could turn back time to any period and do any one act, I would shoot the man who created reddit in his stomach and then wait for him to bleed to near death, and then I would strangle him until his eyes popped out and I would use his eyes as butt plugs to get off to fucking katana orgy porn.

Flameblow
Flameblow

why would such a chad forsake his god given physical abilities for virgin activities like dota?

eGremlin
eGremlin

you should notice how the maganize mocks his face and thumbs, he wasn't a chad, he was laughed at

idontknow
idontknow

bumping this dead thread

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Techpill
Techpill

He quit the team when he was at Cal Poly because the coaching staff hurt his feelings by doing their job. He lost his scholarship and mommy and stepdaddy fronted the bill instead.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

its not fair guys eg was /our/ team

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whereismyname
whereismyname

what're you talking about retard

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

store.steampowered.com/app/583950/Artifact/?curator_clanid=7333375

Why exactly did the discord get a beta key again? Did someone there suck ODpixel's dick?

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

anyone can curate any game even without owning it

Skullbone
Skullbone

the discord
There's like five at least.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Then explain how they're the only curator review for the game AND they got featured on the page.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

make your own curator and try it out for ur dumbo jumbo

5mileys
5mileys

Just get flagged as a curator yourself and test it bro no big deal lol
Why don't you, if it's so easy?

eGremlin
eGremlin

wtf bro anyone can be curator and im also on phone os i cant

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Yeah and anyone can win TI

cum2soon
cum2soon

chu say

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

DREAM LEAGUE IS LIVE LET'S GOOOOOOOOO TWITCH CREW!!!!!!!!! kappa

FastChef
FastChef

This is the man that will win TI8

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Evilember
Evilember

how is it possible that a Wraith King out farms a fucking Tinker?

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JunkTop
JunkTop

4 core lineups

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

not playing pubg mobile
Whats your excuse dotards?

Supergrass
Supergrass

works in modern dota

classic dota turns in its grave

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

4 core lineups have always worked in low mmr

Inmate
Inmate

singsing is streaming dotards

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Why u post greatest dota player in this galaxy in this shitty gamburger jajatread???
youtube.com/watch?v=5bLAtZeAYMg

King_Martha
King_Martha

shadowblade?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

adelaide

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Retrograde?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

adelaide

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viagrandad
viagrandad

good morning ebat

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Richmond?

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Methnerd
Methnerd

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Name ONE dota 2 related individual cuter than fogged
Protip: you can't

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SniperGod
SniperGod

akke

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

cute hands, whos that girl?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

whatever happened to jesus stick?

Skullbone
Skullbone

holy fuck morphling is fucking broken

farquit
farquit

EE is gonna rekt liquid

JunkTop
JunkTop

EE going to get shown how a REAL carry plays

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

d2g is too newfag to remember jesus stick

RumChicken
RumChicken

*how a REAL CAPTAIN CARRY plays

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I wanna see the merlini vod of him freaking out on jack. Someone have?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

ask reddit, he's their guy

JunkTop
JunkTop

What the fuck happened to le ebin koreans? I haven't been following them since they moved to NA. How come they're dumpster tier now?

Bidwell
Bidwell

twitch
.tv/dreamleague

ESPORDS :DDDDD

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

their best players left, QO and forev

Spamalot
Spamalot

finally got my first win with pango

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Playboyize
Playboyize

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE RTZ GOLEM OF BAD MMR GUESSING

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DeathDog
DeathDog

good job user but no more blogging for a few hours okay?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

yeah
after decent perfomance at TI6 they decided to split up for one year to get experience and see how people in other regions play dota like in your chinese cartoons
after TI7 they united again and started playing in NA but their results were awful and QO and forev left 4 or 5 months later

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Koreans suck at video game, all they're able to play is stuff like SC and LoL because those games are insanely passive and not much about player interaction.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

QO and Forev are gone. MP is still on the team. That's why they fell into irrelevancy.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

okay

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happy_sad
happy_sad

daed gaem??

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Steam is non existent in korea so of course they are behind on those games

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

anyone have any good theorycraft for a core witch doctor?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

looting many shit only to be getting rekt by chinkland hacker what a fun game PUBEG maggot

Skullbone
Skullbone

is this real?????

hairygrape
hairygrape

youtube.com/watch?v=kaGqLN9JJMw&t=843s

At about 6:50 ish

idontknow
idontknow

also, rank 500 is not considered "high"
kek, this delusional fucking gulag sometimes....

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Will Dota ever have a good ranking system or an actual good picking phase?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

NA Dota is literally just pub dota
The fujiapples disease has become terminal.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

been ages since I played or watched dota
start to watch some tourneys
it's only the same teams and players playing against each others still after all these years.

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RumChicken
RumChicken

that aint even true

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

The best player in the world won his first tournament in 2015

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

But Waga is not a pro player, user.

StonedTime
StonedTime

who?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

The best TA in the world

Bidwell
Bidwell

liquipedia.net/dota2/DreamLeague/Season_9
out of 8 teams only like 6 or 7 players had some degree of relevancy before TI5

happy_sad
happy_sad

Based tier 3 throw into counterthrow dota

hairygrape
hairygrape

my point still stands, in around 3 years it's only the same players and team playing against each others.

Evilember
Evilember

TA
who?

SniperGod
SniperGod

he was literally nr.1 in ranking when it actually used to matter. He beats the crap out of pro players in games all the time.

WebTool
WebTool

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

dotard from 2015 wouldn't recognize 3/4 of those nicknames
muh orgs
who the fuck cares

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cum2soon
cum2soon

this game
My sides

StonedTime
StonedTime

tfw Lil is literally a TI invite currently

DeathDog
DeathDog

Guess this QoP of Pain's rank

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

4k

cum2soon
cum2soon

leaderboard

Supergrass
Supergrass

Divine 1 (5.1k)

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Balanced SF nuke. How come one of the best carries in the game is allowed to have the cheapest and strongest nuke in the game?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

yeah, that's 100% bulshit bought account or some nigger little brother doing it.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

this intensely tilted russian
my sides

takes2long
takes2long

I bought a 5k account (didn't feel like climbing from 3k) but I win the majority of my games so it's fine.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

t. played three games and got carried in two of them

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

sloth is a sin, user

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I like the new badge system, since i'm climbing pretty fast to rise. Already 3 promo.

Also i seem to meet a LOT less peruvians right now., they seem to all be on the opposite team, hence very favorable winrate

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Should I keep vsync on or off?

FastChef
FastChef

giving all 4 bounty runes to empire
Disrespect

Techpill
Techpill

generally it should be off but if you have shitty monitor then tearing can become unbearable

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

5 memes early

veekyforums.com/thread/209228859/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/209228859/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/209228859/video-games

girlDog
girlDog

Gustav

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