Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:
- Underage drinking - Self harm - Suicide and suicide attempts - Substance abuse (Any) - Waifu wars - Waifu bullying - user bullying - Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle) - Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like - Staying up late
And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.
>You open the door to the club room to find the Vice President sleeping at her desk, a piece of paper crumpled and torn under her arms. She jerks awake at your touch. O-oh. Sorry about that, you guys were taking a while and I drifted off a bit. Well... Aaah, let's get started, shall we?
The word of the thread is "Song"! I... phew, I'm sorry, I'm still shaking the sleep off. I'm confident you can come up with something beautiful, though!
Alternatives are "Fall", "Wind", "Close", "Bond" and "Trail"!
As always, these words are mere suggestions. How you choose to use them in your pem or literature is your business! I implore you to see outside of your comfort zone if you feel they are getting too stale for you. Please, don't be worried if it's not good! A little elbow grease and it will be great, nobody moves a mile in five steps.
Welp, that's most of it. Time for the usual! Please take care of yourselves, okay? Just because I repeat it all the time doesn't mean it's fake. Truly. Monika?
>tfw couldn't save them Please don't remind me fucking danmmmmmmmmmmm
Evan Perez
I've pretty much been here since the beginning, I pretty much tailor what I do towards you guys. Speaking of which I'm gonna do more Sayori, since she's my most neglected doki
>buy the chocolate yourself >play it up as a token of your love >she blushes deeply and accepts your gift >"You should be ashamed of yourself, exploiting a girls feelings to ruin her diet." happy_laughter.jpeg
Alternatively,
>acquire chocolate >sneak it into her purse, or a similar place of hers "OH MY! Chocolate materializing out of thin air! It must be a sign, a gift from the Divines!" >she pounts.png >"Don't flatter yourself, user."
"Yuri, I can eat those plain flakes when I'm a middle aged man watching his cholesterol." "If I'm going to eat something every weekday, I want it to taste good!" >grumpy_face.jpeg >"Added sugar is awful for you, user! It has no nutritional-" >put candy cereal in the cart anyway, and move on >frustrated_doki_noises.gif
Mason Jackson
But she already has autism
Benjamin Kelly
The man, the legend!
Aaron Murphy
I want to take my doki back in time Not far back, just to nostalgic places
Joshua Rogers
>more Sayori Great news but lewd pls
Landon Young
I'm too tired to write anything new so have this old one
Eagles can fly, people can try, but our love soars high, and that's no lie!
Then came a girl, ever so sly, with foul tricks, she pulled us from the sky..
That witch, she made my cupcake cry, I couldn't even say goodbye.
For this, Mon-ika must die! and in hell ..she shall fry!
>I pretty much tailor what I do towards you guys Does that mean that the lovey-dovey stuff in the comic is still on the table, right? I've just been a bit worried about that since you posted those pics with focus on penetration. Thank you for doing God's work.
How would Monika react if she knew that I bought an onahole? I'm kinda tired of normal fap and always wanted to try one of these, but I don't know how to feel because I have Monika now.
lol I woke up early this morning to get a head start on it, so it's coming along. Are you saying having sex in the missionary position and being forced to cum deep in Yuri's wombisn't lovey-dovey?There's a good chance I have Sayori with a womb tattoo
Asher Long
So, after that one user asked the online Ouija Board some questions, I decided to ask some myself. The answers were interesting to say the least.
>-x ./SDDLC > ---------------------------------------- > ~~DokiDokiLiteratureClub!~~ > ---------------------------------------- > v1.01 > DAY 1. > > You stand OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE. > You see an ANNOYING GIRL running towards you from the NORTH, waving her arms. > She seems totally oblivious to any attention she might draw to herself. > > WHAT DO? >:_
Well I'll probably be writing more tonight so keep an eye out
Pls don't lewd Sayori too much tho
Jaxson Ward
>womb tattoo No! Sayori is for gentle lovings and holding close during sex! NO degeneracy! Womb tattoo on someone else is fine though.
Liam Phillips
This is my first poem so it's probably awful, and doesn't even follow the keywords because it most came from internal feelings.Still open to critique though.
Woefully dreaming for a future so bright, I lay awake hopeless in the dead of night, Surrendering to the guilt of my selfish past, As the happiness it brought me would never last, I don’t deserve the love she gave, Despite acceptance being what I crave, So I decide that continuing would be a crime, And would only give in one last time.
Nothing against sex, it's just that I remember asking for a bit of hugging/kissing/confessing/handholding back when it all started. I swear, my degenerate romantic love fetish is going to get the best of me someday.
Your doki but she was formerly an user from the thread who magically got turned into a girl!
Kayden Gomez
>tfw will write miserable stories about your doki but won't lewd her at all
Xavier Edwards
Your doki tells you she wants to talk to you about your relationship. She says that she's just realised she's a lesbian and you can't be together anymore. She hopes you can still be friends.
Thomas Morris
God, I wish that were me.
I guess we can fix that!
Aaron Walker
>sayori with a womb tatoo Might as well make her a gal.
Jeremiah Wood
>Yuri gets addicted to tattooing once you forbid her from cutting >you have to get licensed since nobody wants to serve the girl who cums when the needle starts buzzing
