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>Competitive
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>List of good Community servers
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>Discord
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Thanks for ride

Natascha hardcounters Pyro

pyro is not OP

PYRO CANNOT BE KILLED.....

First for remove pyro and sniper

>when you kill a scrub

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need a dispenser here

>pyro isnt brok-

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we can't put dispensder up without uncle dan

what is guong up /tf2g/?

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suo

pyro isn't broken, the phlog is

>getting dommed by a phlog pyro
come on dude, he can't even airblast

you can't fucking beat a pyro... they're unstoppable killing machines

uncle dane here
soylent guing ap

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who is that

oops meant to write sup lol

ankle dank

is that really him, and how did you get a pic of him in bed

youtube.com/watch?v=l8m55CbwBJ0

PDF's meme game is W-E-A-K

>sleeping with his glasses on

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Wasn't there some gruff southern jewtube personality at some point
Why have I spent over two fucking years thinking uncle dane didn't sound like a soychild

Thank you laborer

No, all tf2 ecelebs are products of soylent, even lazypurple has that kind of tone of voice

do you have sauce for this

Hey kids, Uncle dane here!
Disspentdr goung uop!

>he thinks hitscan takes skill

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Was there somebody in a video or something that was southern as shit and sounded fifty.
I swear I remember this shit like in the back of my reptile brain.

post fempyro please.

maybe you remember the reaction video of tf2 posted a while back

remove pyro please

Whoah hoho, hey there nieces and nephews! Uncle dane here!
Spy sippin' mah soylent!

>tfw uncle dane lacks so much confidence and has such low self esteem he doesnt see fit to even capitalize his name

that krick in the back really is beatin' down the ol' pardner...

nah, this was a guy over voice alone, I remember that much

how does he lack confidence or have low self esteem

i thought dane was just an uncle and not a grandpa

>yfw uncle is code for "gay"

only a faggot would know gay code

ungle dan isn't that old guys

ungly daen is a berry gud scuntry man

You think the heavy update will come this year or next, or never come at all?

why are you guys obsessed with uncle dane

it'll be a "summer" update

heavy update is being postponed until next year, this year we will have an engie update curated by uncle dane himself

>scout
>must be accurate with only six shots to kill someone while having low health
>soldier
>must sacrifice some life to ambush via jumping, only 3 rockets to do damage with after jumping
>pyro
>just spray flames near the enemies to kill them

unkel dain is funny and tf2g likes engi so we like unckle dame

Lol you guys think he said uncle dane here when he took off his pants to fuck that hooker and said disspentser goung up when he got a boner

it's time lads post your go-to fraggin' tunes

youtube.com/watch?v=v0JsZxcxXwc

wtf

haha he probably started hittign his dick with a wrench to erect his dispanedrt fascer loL thatd be REALLY FUNIY if he actkutally did

spy sucking my sentry
sentry is codeword for peepee

n1 bro this mine when i get ol' engi out and give 'em a good what-for

youtube.com/watch?v=b_yMbkzykuw

spy fuckin' my shit up senpai

Why doesn't casual matchmaking save my favorite maps settings to queue me for? I have to keep re-selecting the maps I want every time I open TF2

rate my trickstab
youtube.com/watch?v=rVS3fgF8dic

there is a button you need to press

how did you find this

trickstabbing is for faggy weebs

i uploaded it silly

why is overdose so good in pubs

ever since i started using it instead of crossbow i died only to snipers while running at mach 3 from everything else

youtube.com/watch?v=Af6JRDhNBiw

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>that guy who gets a dom in you, brags about it, loses anyway and you outfrag him

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>it's a u fuckin' mad episode

me vs b4nny
youtube.com/watch?v=56B_Yxg7j4s

youtube.com/watch?v=Zh-q63lNl3g&t=1027s

>tfw scout will never get his baseball glove

>scout gets baseball glove
>gets a partner taunt that only spy can interact with
>it's them playing catch

>scout gets baseball glove
>gets a partner taunt that only spy can interact with
>it's scout wanting to play catch and spy disappearing

>scout gets baseball glove
>gets a partner taunt that only spy can interact with
>it's scout wanting to play catch and spy banging his mother

>spy gets scout's mother
>gets a partner taunt that only scout can interact with
>its the two playing 'catch' while scout cries

>scout gets baseball glove
>gets a partner taunt that only spy can interact with
>it's scout catching spy's pitch (anal sex)

This is why scout can't get his baseball glove.

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Any yurops wanna mge?

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Wow

>there was no art propaganda contest in meat vs. match because heavy is way more iconic

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i don't mge low skill fraglets sorry

what

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The community used to make great stuff when it was big. These propaganda posters I see from time to time from that update are very nice. Wish we had an even more active community for the last heavy v pyro update.
Didn't see many posters

people only made them because there were rewards for doing so, there were no rewards for heavy v pyro except one gets updated and one gets shit on

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why did people in charge of tf2 stop being fun and leave
wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Propaganda_Contest. These are so funny

Would you use this item?
youtube.com/watch?v=prrXemSIoew

remove sniper

>tfw was too shit at both soldier and demo to take part in the WAR when it happened
WAR 2 when?

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>>>/bf4g/

it's because the heavy vs pyro update was too soyed up to be taken seriously

dead general

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overwatch killed TF2, maybe not in the most direct sense, but it made Valve ruin their own pubs with matchmaking

They could have added casual matchmaking without the retarded changes to the valve servers.
I want to play in a server for more than 10 minutes before there's a map change and half of the players leave.

youtube.com/watch?v=QVplTWJI2Tc

>Gun videos and channels getting deleted
>softcore porn is still allowed
>interracial porn is still allowed

fuck youtube tbqh