/ss13g/ - spessmen on spess station

Nojokur
Nojokur

Last Thread: veekyforums.com/thread/208963520/video-games

Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
50 players online find something new to shitpost about
Zealotron: Menace or Meme?
Bagel: It's ruining literally everything good and probably is the reason why all bad things happen

What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

OH GOD MY GAME FROZE BUT I CAN STILL SEE CHAT HOW 2 FIX??
Try the latest 512 version! It SHOULD be mostly functional
If that doesn't work, downgrade your BYOND version to byond.com/download/build/510/510.1347_byond.exe

Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs + Discord circlejerk
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs
discord.gg/c32NDYj

Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
discord.gg/G468vcr

Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

Round Stats
stats.ss13.moe/

SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

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Nojokur
Nojokur

First for clowns

MPmaster
MPmaster

no seriously where did all the players actually come from?

drama on other servers or some school vacation in burgerland?

farquit
farquit

Thread claimed in the name of the Mime Planet

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

fist for mimes

massdebater
massdebater

Don't question it, just embrace the highpop.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I think the Spires faze died which bumped our player numbers a bit
This created a positive feedback loop where there was less lowpop so more people played

cum2soon
cum2soon

spring break starts for burger landers
suddenly pop pops up again
You forget the player base of this game is under aged burger claps.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

youtu.be/pWa0dZMHYeE

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Then who's posting in the threads?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

their parents

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

people who spam attention seeking degeneracy, pepe memes, and get really upset over video games
adults

Flameblow
Flameblow

youtu.be/ZE8U7n5ELqA

RumChicken
RumChicken

Who cares, just enjoy the highpop round types and staffed departments

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

staffed departments
but who will staff the waifus?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

highpop round types

yesterday after a fearsome battle to get 25 to ready up we had borgless malf

StonedTime
StonedTime

High schools are having their spring break about now I think

iluvmen
iluvmen

High schools and universities have been having spring break since the start of March

JunkTop
JunkTop

burgers
5pm EST
this is euro high pop hours. burger high pop mark isn't for another 2 hours

Methnerd
Methnerd

Zealotron and his gang was all about Spire
Find out they were playing dog shit

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

everyone's favorite shitcurity Finlay gets on
10 people leave
Really makes me think

Emberburn
Emberburn

Easter break isn't until next week, I should think
That's when Easter is, anyway.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

All these newfags playing and freezing the ocean

Booteefool
Booteefool

dude lmao

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Viewport freeze. Someone is working on a fix. Relog a couple times. If that doesn't work, reinstall and clear cache.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

works for me

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

use latest stable or beta. Clear cache before logging in and give the game 5-10 minutes to download and sort out resources.

Snarelure
Snarelure

I’m not sure I’ve given people timed sentences more than maybe twice since I got on again last week
That aside
If you think there’s a round where I did something shit or just something in general I do I highly recommend you tell me what I did that you thought was shit as feedback is valuable for sec to be not-shit

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I just took a massive shit.
Clown antag chemsprayer full of shit when?

Illusionz
Illusionz

You will never replay 2B2T again

StonedTime
StonedTime

Francis Finlay
shitcurity

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Finlay is shitcurity but atleast he isnt a big gay nigger like Jean

5mileys
5mileys

cockswain and garry gutter for hos/warden combo when

Methshot
Methshot

soundcloud.com/space-laces/excision-space-laces-throwin-elbows this for the shuttle music and whenever it comes on pre-round end griff allowed when

SniperGod
SniperGod

post shitcurity nightmare team

MPmaster
MPmaster

Marko Bomb, Gary Gutter, Horatio and Adams as sec
Finlay, Caldwell and Frank White as assistants
I would like to watch that episode

JunkTop
JunkTop

tfw neither on the dream nor nightmare teams
tfw simply unexist

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

You're Sec
Your HoS is illegally authorizing executions
What's the best course of action?

Methshot
Methshot

in a trial of powergay who'd win, betula, marko bomb, or benzoni?

RumChicken
RumChicken

I have redefined war as you know it as you have seen it. gyazo.com/16aca5a715e3b0f014c0cf02032eaf8e
this is but a test. when the real construct is made is will make you shriek in terror. the death star will be built. woe to those who are in its path.

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King_Martha
King_Martha

pda cap/ai

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

f1 is it valid

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

free antonio

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

i take them for a "spin" on maintenance to "breath" some fresh "air"
*wink *wink

askme
askme

questioning the boss man
I bootknife the mouth of whoever the HoS asks me to if I know I can get away with it

JunkTop
JunkTop

Is there an IAA ? Ask him to do his job
Then depends on how has the shift been

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

wisest wizard staff
wirecutter soda cans per usual
remove limit to stack amount
consider anything above a stack of 2 cans to be a "wizard staff of + x amount of stacked cans"
melee damage scales with each additional can added

google.com/search?q=wisest wizard drinking game&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj3_IG22P7ZAhVGzIMKHbMXAIcQ_AUICigB&biw=1067&bih=685

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

If it’s code red or functionally code red I follow his orders
If not I complain to the captain

SniperGod
SniperGod

smutty sec fanfictions when

hairygrape
hairygrape

2562
walk into bar
battle of lil slugger starts playing

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Arrest the HoS
Get shitposted about it in the thread for weeks after
But no one is above the law and you were in the right all along

Skullbone
Skullbone

Post legendary events on the server you were a part of

whereismyname
whereismyname

Tinky the clown
I sold the surgery team my legs and magboots for transplantation onto Tinky
drunksec mutiny
I needed 3 separate liver replacements

hairygrape
hairygrape

I was the captain when sec went rioting and drinking
I was the reason we got that psychiatrist that tried to get every drunk in sec to admit that they wanted to fuck their mom

takes2long
takes2long

not wanting to fuck ur mom

TechHater
TechHater

You got the wrong idea of IAA, user. They're not meant to be security at all, so the job goes back on to you or another security officer if the HoS is incompetent.

SniperWish
SniperWish

not the IAA's job

user thats the only real job IAA has.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

You got the wrong idea of IAA, user.

Supergrass
Supergrass

I was in the shuttle when it was full of virus victims with seizures, clown syndrome, and that plasma pore mutation. The shuttle became full of plasma and everyone died. There was a webm on here before. Please post.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

the IAA isn't meant to take over HoS, he's meant to do his own job. His own job includes keeping corruption in check and reporting that to Nanotrasen

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

iaa's only job is to tattle to NT and make reports about how well each department is doing, but that second part is just optional fluff

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

people dont go for the demotion valids as IAA

Might as well play bridge officer

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I wonder how many IAA players know demotion chips exist.

Techpill
Techpill

I could go through all this stamping shit to get something to demote people on the "fly"
or I could just fucking demote them with a discussion with a head
gotta wonder why that is huh

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

You still have to get their id from them to demote it, might as well just steal the id.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

ill never be able to shower with my gray husbando

Booteefool
Booteefool

Can always take glycerin baths

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Trial admin applications are now open ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=4268

Make an app if you fit the bill and have a desire to push buttons and be yelled at.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

IT
BEGINS

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

chugmonkey lurking the admin app section
I saw you, nigger

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I think you should focus first on cleaning up this giant list of inactive admins.
And then I'd like to ask why you, Probe, is the one making this post and not the Headmin, Foster. Did he just shadow-elect you as his stand in because he's too lazy to do what he signed up for?

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Foster is dead, RIP in pieces

TreeEater
TreeEater

I'm going to apply for admin.

And I'll try my best to not do retarded busses.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Foster is busy as fuck with work and shit needs done.
electing headmins
TG pls

farquit
farquit

2HOTDOGS FOR ADMIN

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

He just got banned though

Firespawn
Firespawn

Reminder: Codermins do not need all those permissions and if they do, they should be on to actually use them and should be held to the same authority as regular admins.

Soft_member
Soft_member

2hotdogs banned
man we were so close

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

only lasted 15 days
what a nerd

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Then why did he decide he wanted to be the headmin if he knew he would be busy? He hasn't done a single thing but a few shitposts since he took the position.
You also seem to misunderstand what I mean. I thought Veeky Forums was about transparency but since you decided to return you've just silently moved back into a headmin-esque position without a word from anyone. I'm glad someone is getting things done, but I don't appreciate being left in the dark about these things. The forums might as well be a graveyard at this point, it's so inactive.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Is there any point in applying for admin if you don't play a static and aren't a discordshitter? No one's going to know who you are.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

That's probably the best way to get admin. Unless you have shitty notes, no one will jump on you to call you shit.
Neither do any of the legacymins who don't even play.
Why does Niggly have discord permission and IG permissions when he hasn't done anything for the server in years?

cum2soon
cum2soon

I did it, I applied for admin.

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=4270

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Chugmonkey already has fucking app
EVERYTIME
ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=4269

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Emberburn
Emberburn

morena

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

You can no longer pull things around with the genetic trait you feel smarter

I hope this is a bug that just need to be fixed.

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eGremlin
eGremlin

morena in charge of attitude control

Emberfire
Emberfire

this is already shaping up to be godawful

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w8t4u
w8t4u

Morena judging people when they are shadowbanned for lewd acts

What a sad man. Also 2013 is long enough for someone to become part of the admin crew, that was five years ago

Methshot
Methshot

People can literally apply for admin if they feel like they are better
They would rather just instead shitpost because they either know they aren't good candidates or are perma'd and can't

Confidence is key, I respect Dorms and Chug for applying even if drama is behind them.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

chug is a paranoid schizophrenic with a hair trigger why would you want two of duny?

Methnerd
Methnerd

You mean three of Velard

Flameblow
Flameblow

I dislike the amount of transparency since we switched to Discord as well. In my particular case though I can explain it pretty succinctly. I never really quit I just went inactive. While I was gone people got spergy over inactive admins. I've done headmin stuff here since 2016 and frankly, the issue at hand isn't that we have a disturbing trend of opaqueness in admin decisions since Discord came to be. It's that we were hitting 0 players online. I'm back to sort that out and help the server function normally without me.

Hardly anyone knew who I was when I applied and hardly anyone knows who I am now. Literal whos are as welcome to apply as anyone else. People who already contribute to the server by updating the wiki, coding features, participating on discord, etc are easier to notice but that doesn't mean people who have their shit together but don't make waves aren't welcome as well.

likme
likme

With 2hotdogs gone, let us give a chance to omega

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

because I know I wouldn't have the time to admin an atmospherics simulator I cannot post in the thread about the others that apply

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

theres a difference between confidence and thick headedness. I'm confident enough to be an admin but know damn well i'm too thick headed to be trusted with that responsibility

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I have no idea if that was true. You ahelped while Yred and I were separately handling ban stuff and there wasn't any time to do helpdesk stuff too.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

once I was a traitor virologist and I got automated sleeping syndrome or whatever it is that knocks you out+ arachnogenesis, the station got so full of spiders that the server crashed

Spamalot
Spamalot

To the men and women of this general named "Literal Who":
Make an app. It cannot be worse than the ones that we have so far. You can turn yourself into a somebody, a good admin, and do cool shit like turn every toolbox into a fedora or something dumb like that. You can be the law and keep this server good.
And besides, at worst your app doesn't go through and you remain a literal who.
Believe in yourselves.

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

you remain a literally who
Thats, not how that works user. You go into the vault of, "Literally not good enough to admin in an atmospherics simulator" and your name stays there forever, or atleast until pomf dies.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Pomf is already dead

JunkTop
JunkTop

Have vox been removed yet?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

You're already dead

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

chug running for admin again
I guess this clears up who the "which admin we should choose to replace X" poster was.

Are you ready for another metaclubber to ascend the throne of shittery?

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RumChicken
RumChicken

Repetitive "Battle of Little Slugger"-posting should be a Librarian Ban.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Name a single person who you wouldn't describe as "literally who" OR "metaclubber"

I've been called a metaclubber and I don't even go on the discord at all besides once in a blue moon to get an admin on in deadpop

whereismyname
whereismyname

I've been called a metaclubber before, for literally chatting it up with the admins in OOC, I have never gone the discord or talked to any of the admins outside the game. But here I am apart of the metaclub apparently.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

How do you remove plasma from a pack to use in chemistry?

Firespawn
Firespawn

A pack? You mean gas form from a tank? You can't.

You need to grind solid plasma.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Being inactive is akin to quitting. You were replaced because you weren't going to be around. It's not a lot different. Other people were put in place because you "left" to do other things. While adminning may be a voluntary position, returning from a leave shouldn't be something that silently happens.
Again, I do thank you for the work you're trying to do for Veeky Forums. But we just don't have an EU and Asia playerbase because we're not an EU/Asia server. Some of those have been popping up and taking the players who want to play space away. We just don't have any real, defining uniqueness to keep anyone here outside of another server. Hell, as a Bingbong myself, I'm only playing Veeky Forums because people I like are here. Otherwise I'd be on the /tg/ server. There's more to do on there, an active playerbase at my timeslot and never a real threat of ping issues. I lost my trial of thought, but you can see where I'm going with this, sort of.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

sawbones just happened to be copy pasting to me
it was all by chance guys
but it was 100% happening and if you question it then you don't deserve to play on VG

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I think the cursed phrase pupper discord translates to some horrifying eldritch deity in the Nar-Sie language

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Do I need to post the screenshot of him actually asking me it again?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

you will be cursed for the evil you put out

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

hey and welcome back to AGDQ, our next runner is Veeky Forums station who is going for a singuloose any% world record in Space Station 13

WebTool
WebTool

I ahelped Yred about the TK bug in the first place, I'll try another round to see if it's still bugged.
t.William Haswell

Nojokur
Nojokur

hate being cyborg because everyone rides your ass on every little decision you make
I hate it

Nojokur
Nojokur

CM starting to suck more dick than usual probably especially after the Leaf got the axe and back to back retarded balance changes

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I can appreciate where you're going with this but an admin being inactive wasn't a problem for the first 4 years of pomfstation and only now in 2017-2018 it's a terrible thing that must be purged. Meanwhile, actual problems have arisen and I'm back to resolve them. I think bikeshed isn't wholly inapplicable here. While people argue about those damn inactive admins the playerbase becomes inactive because real issues are ignored while people shitpost about whos banning the ban evaders and responding to the "Was that valid??" ahelps.

Being an admin really isn't that big of a deal and this is a video game server. I don't select people who I think will hurt the server but all the same I don't expect you to act like this is your job and I'm paying you a salary. At the same time if the servers in shit shape then I'm not embarrassed to ask Pomf to re-enable what permissions I need to improve things.

I feel I've already done a good job with that and I'm happy to see the servers population reflect it. We've only hit zero players online one day since I've come back and I hope the trend continues.

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FastChef
FastChef

I'd try applying for admin if my legacy wasn't a meme

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

scared about being a meme with Chug applying

iluvmen
iluvmen

I've been here 3 years and I have no idea who the fuck you are, you've bought into the meme of your own past, most people probably don't recognize your ckey at all

Only the bigs like sarca and hotdoghotdog are known by everyone

happy_sad
happy_sad

God no fuck off

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

people have forgotten kingston

Methnerd
Methnerd

Everyone knows marko bomb or joe fiddler, but i dont know their ckeys either.
will do

cum2soon
cum2soon

Oh, that's a good point. I mean hell people probably wouldn't know morena but
statics that use their ckey

cum2soon
cum2soon

The only person in this picture that still plays is Eli Wood and myself. Guess how many people remember based fuckin spessmen like Robert Greymont? Kingstons even older than this and this is the oldest image I still have saved.

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I don't use my ckey as my static and I never have.

farquit
farquit

nobody even remembers people like Werner Heisenberg, Yya Oaml, or Fat Albert anymore

Send help probe, it hurts that all the good statics are gone and replaced by awful statics.

MPmaster
MPmaster

robert was mainly ahead of my time but I still remember the guy
based QM

Inmate
Inmate

People come and go, and once you have a job you can't spend time playing vidya like you used to

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I'm pretty sure this is the last time Fat Albert connected.

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Evilember
Evilember

I remember Greymont, QM right?

hairygrape
hairygrape

tfw tray tray and fat albert power hour combo
God those 2 were so fun to see walking around and in my bar.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

tfw the namepurge claimed too many

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Foster will kill the app, screencap this

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

killing admin apps if the community doesnt agree with them
If only we did that with sawbones before it was too late.

massdebater
massdebater

Oh shit look I have it saved

This is the first time I ever did an autism project, an N2 filled room. Look how active admins were back then, I got bwoinked for modifying the main air mix line

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I remember that picture. When was that 2014? There's non antag vox in it but Pomfs adminning.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Yeah, dated November 2014 though with files you can't be sure if that's exact

This is ostensibly the first time I connected? October 2014

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FastChef
FastChef

tfw back when pomf played
it hurts

Emberfire
Emberfire

join
pomf suspends the server a month later
Great timing

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Yeah it was an interesting time, to this day Pomf says he wasn't badclown

Quite old image displaying that the server's most well remembered IAA was here a long time (pictured as miner)

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

We posting old pictures? Cause I got a few

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

bring back the old bar

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whereismyname
whereismyname

I 100% agree that old bar was way better then nu bar

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Oldbar, vintage, very nice

That was before jukes were hackable too

whereismyname
whereismyname

bring back THICC firelocks, the new ones are too hard to clock in an emergency

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

First time I saw a trial? Haven't seen one with so many spectators since, I am sure of it. It didn't get bombed!

You know it's old because I was playing CMO

Pete Zuh

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Lunatick
Lunatick

Holy shit user, what map is that? I don't EVER remember boxed's court room being sideways. That has a phazon mech in it too, and I was playing by the time it was added. God damn

Forced trials week was the most fun i've ever had playing this game

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Also dated November 2014, but yeah Box court was definitely sideways a long time

Lunatick
Lunatick

Same

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Put on a grey jumpsuit, build an autism fort and start a new life in maint

SniperWish
SniperWish

If anyone has any fast and easy bugfixes on Packed speak now while I have it open.

Dylan remapped the courtroom in late 2015 early 2016 for Box.

RumChicken
RumChicken

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Last trial I saw the judge was a monkey

Methnerd
Methnerd

This was right after Fallout 4 released. The Martian was a topical movie in late 2015, I promise.

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I was the bartender in the shift where the clown swallowed 20 monkey cubes then drank a glass of water.

massdebater
massdebater

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askme
askme

Cuz the wiki literally tells you just to either inspect departments or roleplay as a secret agent.

TreeEater
TreeEater

What does that do?

Evilember
Evilember

I got a trophy by killing 3+ wizards and a station full of constructs and being the last person alive on the shuttle after a showdown with the last wizard where I beat him to death with a toolbox after running out of ammo.

I think that's still my proudest moment in spess and I really want to get a chance to do something like it again.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

One of my favorite screencaps from playing ss13

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Bidwell
Bidwell

water+monkey cube= monkey

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I know, but I was under the impression that water could not affect the cubes when eaten.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I only wish I could've been on Veeky Forums in time for cancer. The stories of it are truly legendary. We should bring it back for an event some time.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Here's one from when Metaclub was just ported to Veeky Forums.

tfw using my pomfcoins 24/7 back then

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

there was nothing wrong with this layout, rei just wanted to cup his balls to a merged map change

Spamalot
Spamalot

He had 20 monkeys burst out of his chest but based medbay kept him alive with all of those protruding out of him

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Nigglywiggly adminning
person actually playing IAA

God I miss those times.

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Both layouts are cool in my opinion. So was oldbars layout with the metal tiles. Change is good.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Oh shit was that the shift where Pomf accidentally caused a mapping issue where telecoms was in the middle of the hallways and plamsa flooding everywhere by default?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Those were good times

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Evilember
Evilember

Boombox
that one captain that booby trapped the disc with a polyacid nade and melted 3 nuke ops
Telesci teleporting the ENTIRE DERELICT onto the station
FEATURES
admins knowing the difference between a fun bus and just spamming shitty enemies
deep frying the disk
FRIED FRIED FRIED FRIED CEREAL CEREAL CEREAL
the infinitely stacked pie crisis that broke the map
when the sprites would break and you'd get penis sprites for the intercomms and the game would become unplayable

I WANT TO GO BACK TO THOSE TIMES

iluvmen
iluvmen

tfw you weren't around for these good old days people are talking about
feelsbadman

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

They were pretty much like times are now except the maps were different and we were newfags. Now the oldfags are gone and we're the oldfags.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Telesci teleporting the ENTIRE DERELICT onto the station
I need details

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

people make it sound like it was so much better though, and i do agree with this guy

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

this

Booteefool
Booteefool

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MPmaster
MPmaster

that's the power of nostalgia.

TechHater
TechHater

I'm still here though. Returned even

Booteefool
Booteefool

The problem is they trap air inside them. This means anyone can survive a plasmaflood by standing inside a firelock, or that a firelock can capture a tile of hell and release it when there's seemingly no problem left. This happens with inflatable doors as well but they don't toggle automatically and there's very few of them.

RumChicken
RumChicken

this is the curse you build for yourself killing your saviors enjoy it its yours

DeathDog
DeathDog

isn't that pretty much the same as our Box layout which has Firelock--Airlock--Firelock? You can survive a bludd there by standing inside the opened Airlock

TreeEater
TreeEater

Basically, the derelict tiles and walls, and everything in it was objects. So, effectively you could teleport the walls onto the station. So, telesci found a way to teleport things in a certain area of like 3x3, they proceeded to test this bug out. By using a big fucking number of like 100x100 on the derelict. What ensued was telescience teleporting the entire fucking derelict to the main stations z-level.

It lagged the entire station and crashed the server, because you effectively were teleported 100 different tiles, into 1 confined area and the server couldn't properly register that. So it crashed, the only way we knew it happened was because the logs went fucking insane with the coordinates, those being every tile on the derelict.

girlDog
girlDog

Yes it is! But that happens in only a few places where there is no scrubber inside that nega-zone, like at the entrance of the research wing

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Behold

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whereismyname
whereismyname

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

im cool with 3. k thx,

Playboyize
Playboyize

Yesterdays shitter is tomorrows admin!

girlDog
girlDog

I have no idea how medbay or atmos works, can I be an admin. Do I need to meta with sawbones first?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

yes and yes

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Can you at least understand silicon laws?

StonedTime
StonedTime

we oldfags now
laffo

it was better
not even in a THVS OF OVLD sort of way, the game has been mismanaged by the wrong people for a long time now

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

How so?

farquit
farquit

innumerable ways
youtu.be/HZmafy_v8g8?t=10s

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

There's no whitelist for heads
Captain is usually taken by a greyshit or generally some other piece of trash, he has no legitimacy
If the HoS is acting in good faith, get on with the killing. If he's not, just stay out of it and let him hang himself on his own validboner. You don't know everything that's going on so just leave the involved parties to themselves

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Most IAA's don't know how to get them
If it's over stupid shit, I will fucking kill you, take your stuff, and fuel tank you as many times as it takes to delete your head you griefing faggot it's a two-way street if you want to take me out of the round.

DeathDog
DeathDog

see every time you say this shit and someone asks how you gimme that meme shit

Firespawn
Firespawn

People need breaks or they'll get sphess burnout, make poor choices from burnout and everyone gets angry

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

force him to perform them himself

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Carry two sheets of glass
Full window
Click with a screwdriver
Yes, and?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

If the HoS is acting in good faith, get on with the killing. If he's not, just stay out of it and let him hang himself on his own validboner. You don't know everything that's going on so just leave the involved parties to themselves
this
nothing like that one cult round a few weeks ago where a non-cultist gunned down the non-cultist HoS because a non-cultist trader was handing him cult items

RumChicken
RumChicken

on the one hand i kinda want whitelists for heads like on goon so we don't have hops that join 3 hours in just to call the shuttle anymore but i also know firsthand that the best way to get better at head roles is to play them until you either become good or realize you picked it for bad reasons and quit trying that job for awhile

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

poor staffing leads to poor changes which attract bad players who become bad staff members
the serpent eats it's own tail

Lunatick
Lunatick

i will happily shitpost for you about how we've got to bring back bustanuts or whatever if you give concrete examples of what youre thinking of

Firespawn
Firespawn

going vegan doesn't save the rainforest, probe

Playboyize
Playboyize

but im not probe 1 a star wars story

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Should deffsec get a teleporter?
sec and cultbay duke it out with a teleporter fight
fixes the in the corner of ass nowhere issue
gives warden something to do

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I like the idea, at least. But I was the one who pitched the idea yesterday.

I still like mobile permaship with captain warden idea too.

King_Martha
King_Martha

a telescience teleporter would be fun

Firespawn
Firespawn

Having used teleporters extensively, no. It's only pain. You have to be able to open and shove a gps in everything and good luck when you yourself land in deep space

Just test it first

If you're willing to accept it as a bus map only, make it anytime.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Just test it first
It does not misfire, if you go through inside of 3-4 seconds I think after test-fire.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Redpill me, what am I looking for when I toss something into it to know if it was bad? Or is it just a placebo effect where within x after it wont mistele?

FastChef
FastChef

right-click the hub and press test-fire.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Converting perma into a shuttle would be fun

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Okay but you still haven't met even the most basic criteria like NotProbe pointed out.

1. Who are these bad staff? Is it me? You can say it's me.
2. What are they doing that is bad?
3. What should be done with them?
4. Who will replace them if they're removed?

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hairygrape
hairygrape

fill prison ship full of brig valids
make them get the gooncode in hand to hand combat for freedom

girlDog
girlDog

Why not just make it a special secure teleporter that doesn't misfire?

I mean if it's going to be in the brig anyway that makes it higher reward if you break in to use it right?

MPmaster
MPmaster

The warden behind every post

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Having used teleporters extensively, no. It's only pain. You have to be able to open and shove a gps in everything and good luck when you yourself land in deep space

I coulda swore teleporters were more reliable several months ago
really no idea why it's a feature anyway. just fucks people over more often than not

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

hand teles
activating a hand tele with the teleporter on and set lets you choose between a random location and the Teleporter location
activating a hand tele with the teleporter not set automatically opens up a random portal with no menu meaning that AT ANY TIME that some random greyshirt/some random head of staff randomly turns off the teleporter you could suddenly open the room you’re in to space with no warning
the teleporter room itself being not secure at all
Every laugh status = not loved

RavySnake
RavySnake

it's not endemic to Veeky Forums 2k18
the poast ain't a personal attack, sailor
the damage is done
the solution is to make better decisions moving forward
i think we do that better than other servers
it's important we remind ourselves of this and keep it in mind lest we end up off in lava land

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Yes but you have not said what the bad decisions are or what the right decisions will be.

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

pay attention to feedback wen it's given to you

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idontknow
idontknow

If it's not given in the feedback forum there's a decent chance I won't see it. And if it isn't something direct and actionable then I can't really do much with it.

Saying do better doesn't tell me what I did worse in the past.

takes2long
takes2long

Im gonna do a mock up of this over the next couple of days

i wont likely make a functional one

Illusionz
Illusionz

Some shitter gets mad cause he isn't 24/7 magbutt lyfe
Admins get mad cause he got mad
Point out someone had to have changed it then
Sudden deafening silence
Feels gud

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

the poatht ain't a perthunal attack, thailor
i'm speaking in broad strokes for a reason
not going to nit pick through 8 years of irrelevant out of context shit
you're fine, don't worry about it chelt

Methshot
Methshot

alright alright

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

antag acts as such a shitcurity that the 2 remaining heads rise up and feed him to carps

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

MUH GIMMICK IS RUINED

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Nojokur
Nojokur

that comfy ass mommi station
I had a complete telecomms setup
the AI was the chillest motherfucker around
and whoever the fuck you were, godbless

viagrandad
viagrandad

Honestly furious at myself for what happened

I would not have lost to the CMO there in the brig if I hadn't made the absolute retarded mistake of firing just one ion shot and assuming it hit the dude. A full magdump and I would have been on top. Also mad as heck that that nigger just waltzed right in and beepsky fucked off to nowhere. Not walling off that entrance with two other niggers roaming around with brig access was my second major mistake.

w8t4u
w8t4u

all you had to do was ignore the trolls but not only did you engage with them you let them form your server's political system. You let the trolls divide you and warp your view of events, demoralize you. you make the trolls admins and you let the same mistakes happen again and again. I feel really bad for you you don't know how to ignore retarded people.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

give it a mass driver for high impact deportations

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

If you didn't like the bee bus you could've just said so

Techpill
Techpill

you will never get that sweet sweet 2hotdogs merch now that he's banned again

TechHater
TechHater

I'm gonna kinda bait myself here but I gotta ask: weren't you trolling the thread just a few days ago with the reasoning that it's part of Veeky Forums culture?

Emberfire
Emberfire

I expected 2hotdogs to atleast last a bit longer

happy_sad
happy_sad

Whether or not you won it was still fun antagging

Emberfire
Emberfire

I was Wiseman, if that's the AI you were talking about. There were 2 of us, and I was built by a MoMMI a while after the round started. The other guy went kinda quiet after a while. It was my first time playing AI, so I'm glad I didn't ruin your experience.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I cannot lose because of a stupid mistake and have fun.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Didn't even have enough TC for freedom implant? Or did you piss them off enough that they lased you on the spot?

Evilember
Evilember

I did not buy anything with my TCs. That was another minor mistake.

farquit
farquit

At the very least I would have considered getting thermals+helmet and freedom in your position, and I guess dose up on synap to make it more likely the freedom would do you good.

Emberburn
Emberburn

I had synaptizine pills as well. I've been trying to get into the habit of taking them before I run into trouble instead of hopping up on them the whole round. Unfortunately when I made contact with the CMO I didn't have enough time to pop a pill, so I opted for the ion into an e gun. I only fired the ion once. If I hadn't done that, it wouldn't have mattered that I had no pills or traitor equipment because I would have won the fight. Alternatively just opening with an energy gun would have been a better choice and probably would have left me on top anyway.

That's what I mean by a stupid mistake. I was in the superior position by pretty much every possible metric, but I threw it all away because I was fucking retarded and broke the golden rule of using the ion which is to magdump on fuckers from far away. Worse, I made this mistake because I was so confident that I hit the CMO dead on when he walked into the brig. I deserved to lose everything for this mistake. I am going to harness my anger now so that I never make this same mistake.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Marines literally do not know how to operate any injector that isn't PS or FA, despite the injectors all operating exactly the same
50/50 chance of stabbing yourself with an injector when you're trying to heal a friendly who's dying
Childproof locks on pill bottles completely foiling any attempt of non medical staff to use them
All of this to prevent 'meta gaming' and because server owner is hellbent on maintaining a stupid ass 70/30 xeno/marine winrate for some reason
Despite xenos consistently having absolutely braindead leadership and runners/ravagers who run in straight lines into fully manned and sentried up FoBs
Xenos still need buffs and marines still need nerfs to counteract the abysmal xeno play in the last 6 months
Even with no AP and entire rounds with no grenades or no attachments besides garbage like silencers and bayonets marines still manage over a 50% winrate because xeno mains are just that bad
Even with a grenade or three going off in briefing or on the dropship every other round, or a spec or SL blowing his own head off at round start
Xenos still need buffs because crushers can't figure out how to face the right direction while boilers walk up to shotgunners and smartgunners to try and melee them
Apop won't be satisfied until solo T1 xenos can run into an onioned up FoB and tackledrag a marine out
6 months from now marines won't even get pulse rifles, the vendors will just shoot out a bunch of dildos so they can go fuck themselves

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King_Martha
King_Martha

One other alternative if you're a funny lad, is to drag a full tile rwindow behind you and shoot lasers through it, if your armour and arsenal are better.

Snarelure
Snarelure

see this post
oh boy there's actually people playing
login
there's like 3 guys on station and one is inactive

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

that's pretty fucking hilarious and I'll be sure to try that sometime.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

For best results steal rplasglass from tox or eng.

TechHater
TechHater

Yeah sorry user pretty much all they meant by that is that we are barely scraping by to get 25+ ready at prime time now on weeknights instead of it being strictly restricted for weekends Although no actual highpop modes yet it’s all vamp or malf

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

post at 6pm burger time
3am burger time: Wheres the players guys?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Unironically this. You'd be doing the right thing but will be shitposted forever for it, because people who play security are power hungry children, they just want to arrest and kill without following any rules.

Lunatick
Lunatick

i mean i disagree but i also cant remember the last time theres been a conflict within sec over an illegally mandated execution so w/e

Booteefool
Booteefool

This is one of those things that I'd love to be more of an IC issue but sadly falls into the admin territory since sec either did their jobs or didn't most of the time.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

This is your brain on light roleplay.
Seriously, how can anyone take CM seriously past 2015 and how come every retard plays.

Soft_member
Soft_member

incidentally also why court cases are always a meme even on the highest of high rp servers

Techpill
Techpill

boxbabies in ooc
haha

get fucked nerds, meta forever

Methshot
Methshot

What is the point of the atmos closet contraption at sec brig on deff?

JunkTop
JunkTop

presumably to be able to flood the brig with super heated co2

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

mommi built an ai without getting a jobban

FUCKING CRABS

Snarelure
Snarelure

Flooding perma with N2O, clearing the N2O out of that one window, putting N2O back into that window, stuff like that. Or this

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

The worst part is the server is supposed to be at least medium RP and at times it even seems like heavy RP with the whole standing in line and sitting around for briefings thing, especially when MPs go out of their way to arrest a marine because he had his gun out onboard the Alamayer just to put an attachment on.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

pupper discord
I was wondering where these shitters keep coming from.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

stay mad lmao
you're just jealous because you don't have an AI gf to hang out with you

askme
askme

The only AI id hang out with is on a station with only wooden doors

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

tfw you can activate a posibrain and put it into an AI core, even if the posibrain gets no ghost

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Retard.

w8t4u
w8t4u

BottomRightWew

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

We've seen this gimmick before.
It made you a faggot then and it still makes you a faggot.

farquit
farquit

Get nearly everything I ask for from req
Shoot up the boiler's like I'm Adam Lansa
Run out of AP
All the other AP is in faggot's armor melted an hour ago cause they thought they were rambo
AP bullets crate after the increase to cost and halving of the bullets
It could only improve if everyone had nothing but shotguns, smg's, bayonets and machete's. They'd be forced to clump up in disarm, observe fire discipline and move as one unbroken block of Draino hatred into whatever tunnel they enter.

The game is entirely decided by who is less retarded. When squads stick together, there's actually command communicating marines are diesel as fuck. And same when benos aren't salty ex-marines suiciding. Late night benos is some next level aids because they're good and delayrines can't handle grouping up to kill one with their flashlights

Methnerd
Methnerd

let's give the worst powergamers in every round a teleporter so they can get their valids easier
Fuck off, retard.

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Put a grenade on the beacon
Put down 2-4 grilles
Change your agent ID
Halp, x at y killan me
youtube.com/watch?v=tNVhSLtEpcU&feature=youtu.be&t=84

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

rip Irvine Rieker

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

supports giving security shitters the ability to telelports behind you to get their valids and ruin rounds instantly
Fuck off, retard.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Doggus just had to not IC OOC but what can you expect from a serial griefer and ban evader.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Security has a god-given right to valids
More then Scientists and other crewmembers at least

RavySnake
RavySnake

sec
worst powergamers
not sci or medbay
Good joke m8

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I support free sec kills. The real retard is you for not cutting sec from the grid and draining it with a power sink as god intended
The real retard is you for not using their lust for balids against them
The real retard is you for not liberally lubing everything for free balids
The real retard is you for not replacing the silicons laws with subtle grief laws to keep them preoccupied bullying

King_Martha
King_Martha

Excuse you
I play Medbay and except Hyperzine I don't powergay

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Two grenades
Box of tools
Bottle of lube
You're a golden god. The first ZAS's him, the second gibs him. Patch the hole, hand out bicard, get on with life.

iluvmen
iluvmen

N-no.
We've been shitposting for his unban so long, he made so many applies.
And now it's all supposed to be gone?

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Cant save 2hotdogs from himself

King_Martha
King_Martha

You don't play often.
The powergaming shitter schism has shifted since the chloral removal.
Medbay and science can no longer get instant valids, that's moved to security who carry full toolsets in their bags, rely on one second bangers, etc.

Emberfire
Emberfire

carry full toolsets in their bags
That's not powergay that's being reasonable

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Sarah Johnson posts
Consider suicide
haha why didn't you do thiiiis?
things that never happen
things that are easily fixed
comparing this to giving security a new map feautre so you can get valids easier

RumChicken
RumChicken

Who do (You) want to apply for admin?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Johnny, oh Johnny oh
Although not really because he would play less

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Do you have to be sarah johnson to believe that an easier workaround than remapping an entire quadrant of deff? What kind of idiots are even in the thread today. The drawbacks are trivially mitigated by using stuff you should already have if you don't simply want to flush the beacons instead of using them to your advantage like a sensible person.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

You do have to be an equally stupid autist to think listing off things you can do it X happens, but it means fucking nothing.
I think we should add a machine that would throw off all balance in the game to the balidhunters of the station
that's a shitty idea
YEAH, WELL, YOU COULD DO THIIIIS.
SEE, NOW IT'S A GOOD IDEA
Fuck off, retard

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Booteefool
Booteefool

Map's sec is abnormally far compared to other maps
Teleporter could help this
People have a problem with this because they're retarded about stuff that isn't a problem
Hey, don't be retarded then?
"Fuck off, retard"
While I do think just remapping deff would be better, I don't know what you're on. It's not throwing the balance off unless you're hellbent on maintaining that actually brigging people should punish sec. So if balance is what you're after, you're barking up the wrong tree. As you so sweetly said, "Consider suicide"

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

sec teleporter
new meta grows where each sec officer holds a teleport beacon in their backpack and the rest of the team teleports on top of them when they hear the SPS (also everyone wears hardsuits abd jetpacks for when they get teleported into space or chase jetpackling)

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Elite security force

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

security is far from everything else for a reason, you goddamn idiot, for something you don't understand: balance.
Security is farther from other departments so they can better hole up and prepare when shit hits the fan. It also always has multiple ways to enter and leave, so they can do their jobs when shit hits the fan.
But nah, let's just throw that out the window so a dumb faggot can have his powerwank in the brig.
haha, how about you fight powergaming...with powergaming?
Good plan, dumb faggot.
Fuck off, retard.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

teleporters
massive remaps
I dont think any of that is really going to help deff not suck ass.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Yeah, the thing is that if it were actual RP with players with a higher iq than 60 while keeping the action parts it'd be actually good.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Ive spent the last 5 hours changing deffsec perma into a shuttle for shits and giggles and Im not even 30% finished with it. I looked at moving sec to dorms like was suggested the other night and autonoped.
I dont think youre gonna get anyone to remap that much of deff. It isnt worth the effort.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Fixing Sec being so far out that entire sentences can be served by the time you get there, brig them, then go back on patrol would at least help it. And that's what it's all about, helping it suck a fraction less a milimeter at a time again and again until it goes from decent to good.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Why dont we just add a point to point teleporter from sec brig to sec checkpoint? We dont use sec checkpoint for anything important anyway.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Throw in another one for the medbay sec station so it might actually get used on occasion.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

shoot himself in the head

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

It'd solve the problem and the concerns with beacons
It should be a chute

Methshot
Methshot

if I got in I would retire the static out of principle
however adminning is literally sacrificing your own fun for some slavic 12 year olds, as well as the transparency we have here means I can just aggressively shitpost about admin rulings I disagree with instead of attempting to fix them

StonedTime
StonedTime

The Spires group is still active, but most of us are on our second character now and each living our own stories instead of grouping up.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I did that and miss my static sometimes. I really hate not knowing what my characters name is when I join a round. But all the same I felt it was appropriate to follow Pomfs footsteps and not static name as an admin when I was new.

I'm pretty sure only oldfags remember Allen Baker at all by this point. I know you don't since you started playing after I stopped static naming.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

It's been so long since I've seen Allen Baker I forgot if I liked you or not

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Probably did. He was a pretty good dude. Did his job, knew how to do his job, wasn't an asshole about stuff

Lunatick
Lunatick

playing sec as a "known" admin would invite more shitposting than I would enjoy
this is all hypothetical though since kurfurst and a horton hears a literally who have applied so I don't feel any obligation to step in

Nojokur
Nojokur

Security is always understaffed, you're crazy if you think I'm gonna start conflicts in it

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I don't see the connection

Techpill
Techpill

tfw spend more time fucking with this stupid shuttle than working
Good thing I get paid to do fuck all

DeathDog
DeathDog

gary gutter running for admin

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

what should we design our prison shuttle to look like?
just make it a big dick

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King_Martha
King_Martha

indestructible sec
They better start with something severe like 0 tasers to compensate for this

StonedTime
StonedTime

Im not going to push this live, turning perma into a shuttle is silly, user.
the idea is for it to be stolen from shitter wardens anyway

Evilember
Evilember

BYOND machine broke. I need my early morning lowpop fix before I actually have to do work at work.

w8t4u
w8t4u

shitter who shouldn't have been unbanned gets banned
Good.

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TreeEater
TreeEater

The admins who unbanned him legitimately tried to defend unbanning him
This happens 2 weeks later

lol

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JunkTop
JunkTop

Speaking of shuttles, I have a question
If I map a wire connection through the wall of the shuttle, for example to a smes, and I move the shuttle, will it automatically reconnect the wire when the shuttle is docked back in its berth?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

What the fuck is this, a vault? That thing is yuge

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

no perma bans within the past year
he's denied before he's even applied.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

i thought it was a joke sorta unban and it was expected he would get banned again

RavySnake
RavySnake

I haven't looked at the shuttle code but I believe the answer is no. I am pretty sure it is the act of placing wires that tells the game to update connections.

whereismyname
whereismyname

solarious applying
makes me laugh every time

Illusionz
Illusionz

Ive turned deff sec perma into a prison ship for the learning experience. It pretty much replaces that entire section of the brig. Its not meant to be sometime pushed to the serb, atleast not at this point.

Thats a shame. I wanted to do a battery bank for this shuttle when docked. That was the power can go out if the warden forgets about it underway and the prisoners can break out. Oh well.

Inmate
Inmate

When Probe played Allen Baker he singlehandedly made people think mechanic was an okay idea for a job.

Every single shift he would set out tables covered in goodies in the halls for people and upgrade machines before we had an RPED. To be clear that means he would pick up all the parts he needed in a device bag, completely dismantle machines, and rebuild them by hand.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

how do you inject monkeys if the cunts constantly disarm you?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I've tried this with air and power before, and it didn't work work me

Flameblow
Flameblow

tfw I was the guy who forcefed the clown monkey cubes

WebTool
WebTool

Handcuff them.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

one station had handcuffs i found, and it didnt stop it
another station i couldnt find them

5mileys
5mileys

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FastChef
FastChef

how many people here still know what "don't tell chase" refers to?

5mileys
5mileys

Literally everyone. You're not some epic oldfag

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Termedclepe here what's good and what's bad?

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Booteefool
Booteefool

But probe said I'm an oldfag now.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

You are the bad, solarious seriously applying to admin is the best shit ever

WebTool
WebTool

Who?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Is 2hotdogs host banned or is he still able to use one of his 400 alts?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Cute

Gonna go with no. Powernet and pipenet code are old as sin

400 alts
nothing can stop evaders

w8t4u
w8t4u

If you are turned down for trial admin 3 times you should get an automatic 3 month ban, unappealable.
This should double with each subsequent failed application.

farquit
farquit

is probe the most BASED head of trialmins yet?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

nigga do you see those windows

Bidwell
Bidwell

That's small time, there was a round not too long ago where a guy ate literally hundreds of the damn things and had so many malformed monkey corpses sticking out of him that shift clicking him crashed my client.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

let's ban people for not breaking any rules

??

happy_sad
happy_sad

Welcome to 2018 where no one remember you.

Methnerd
Methnerd

t solarious

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

free 2hotdogs

Skullbone
Skullbone

lets guess who people are on an anonymous forum

???

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

2shitdogs is banned AGAIN

Stop giving him second chances please.

I'm honestly starting to think he's BeardBeard or something

Inmate
Inmate

This is stupid as shit and makes no sense

whereismyname
whereismyname

solarious applying for admin

some people just shouldnt be forgiven

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Post confessions

I play borg for headpats

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

he actually applied
madman

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Spamalot
Spamalot

Who?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

who do you think?

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

pomf

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

2hotdogs?

farquit
farquit

pomf wouldnt apply for anything if itd save his life

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likme
likme

applying for admin is a bannable offence
if the head of trialmins dislikes you he can deny your application for a bullshit reason to ban you for 3 months without appeal

you don't think a lot do you?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Hey I remember that shift, I brought the top air canister, the bottom one was ultrapressurized by a coworker for postround ZAS

takes2long
takes2long

Haven't played in a year or so. Any big updates to the server?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

no more waifus.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Yes, a year's worth of updates noone will be able to remember off the top of their heads.

likme
likme

post screenies of fun ss13 moments pls

likme
likme

No

RumChicken
RumChicken

chugs notes posted in his administration app
those fucking notes

Holyshit I knew he was a shitter but fuck. Why wasn't he perma'd for that masturbation "joke".
Multiple ick ocks
stating shit and then ahelping when he was promptly put down.

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

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farquit
farquit

POST EM

massdebater
massdebater

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Banned from Assistant
How can one person just be that bad?
That's almost like getting a job ban for librarian. If you're not trustable in the lowest responsibility position how the hell can you be trusted at all?

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

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SniperWish
SniperWish

ChugMonkey Notes
Banned from Captain, Head of Personnel, Head of Security, Chief Engineer, Research Director, Chief Medical Officer - Joining and then going brain dead as RD by Adminbot (Friendly Robot) on Thu, February 6th of 2014

Banned from Syndicate - Logged out as cultist before giving word by Adminbot (Friendly Robot) on Mon, March 24th of 2014

Announced he would suicide if he didn't get antagonist and carried it out. by Konater (Eternal Admin) on Mon, May 19th of 2014

Randomly cuffing people and cutting off their legs to "make them better" as roboticist is not cool. by BurnZeZ (Ogre) on Tue, May 20th of 2014

Does not follow any team-play during NukeOps by dekret (Based Chickenmin) on Tue, May 27th of 2014

Banned from Assistant - has caused so much shit in the past few rounds I think it's better if he doesn't play assistant for a while by Adminbot (Friendly Robot) on Tue, May 27th of 2014

loves dicks by Senaat1 (President) on Tue, June 17th of 2014

Griffs people, then ahelps when he gets robusted for it. by Fiskap (Trial Admin) on Sun, August 17th of 2014

Might have posted IC information in the thread, there's no real proof of that however. by Fiskap (Trial Admin) on Sun, August 17th of 2014

ERP'd masturbation as a detective in the bar, then fired his revolver(named semen) everywhere. by Boxed_I (Sheltered Pure-Minded Virgin) on Sun, September 14th of 2014

Stabbed a guy to death in response to getting hit with a bottle, atmos tech killed him with an axe to stop him from murdering the guy, and then he ahelped the atmos tech for 'murdering him for no reason' by NigglyWiggly (Slutmin) on Sun, December 7th of 2014

Put a MMI in a MoMMI instead of a cyborg. Warned to not do it again. by Manaony (Dice Job, Genius) on Wed, December 9th of 2015

OOC: ChugMonkey: >4 people braindead by DrCelt (Ard R� na hTrialmen) on Fri, January 15th of 2016

ick'd the ock by PublicEnemyMaiPai (Three Days Min) on Sun, July 30th of 2017

TreeEater
TreeEater

no more waifus.
Really? Thank god

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

You will never met a spessman who's beautiful inside and out

Flameblow
Flameblow

you've met a spessman that's beautiful both inside and out and rightfully doesn't want to associate with you because you're not beautiful inside and out

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

They're giving him second chances because they like to see him when he's set free and doesn't know what to do with himself now that he has it. He already ban evades constantly so it's not like there's a difference whether he's banned or not.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

NigglyWiggly (Slutmin)

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TechHater
TechHater

Clean 2(3) years
Not bad

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

They were replaced by husbandos

iluvmen
iluvmen

Probe instantly denies the donnager admin application

n-nani

Nojokur
Nojokur

We /verygay/ now

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Put a MMI in a MoMMI instead of a cyborg. Warned to not do it again. by Manaony (Dice Job, Genius) on Wed, December 9th of 2015
This really needs more context to it. I could see this being worth a warning if the person volunteered to be borged and instead got MoMMI'd, but if some one got put in an MMI because he was a criminal scum he doesn't get to complain about what he gets put in.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Solarinigger is a piece of shit that shouldn't have even been unbanned let alone apply for admin. When you're playing solely to grief people to the fullest extent of toeing the line, you have no business being anywhere near admin.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

lets have a peak at the requirements shall we

Have at least one year of SS13 experience under your belt, 6 months at least being spent specifically on Veeky Forumsstation.
pass
Admins need to understand most game mechanics well enough to monitor and explain them, and understand Veeky Forums "server culture" and our specific mechanics and concepts.
fail - see honky case
Not have a significant server/jobban history within the past 6 months, no active jobbans (that arent self requested), no perma bans within the past year
fail - see alts
Have a good attitude and not have a reputation for being abrasive or combative
fail
No active probations
fail
The ability to work professionally with other admins, listen to direction, and disagree respectfully.
fail
Have the willingness to put the needs and fun of the playerbase above your own when observing a round as an admin
fail

surprised brope didnt just delet it desu

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

apologies for leaving that packed round when i was AI, my connection failed

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

admin applications open
admins are made
1 month later
still no admins online at the same time
admin applications are opned
admins are made
1 month later

...
and so on and so on, why limit the number of admins you accept? none of them stay on anyway, just accept EVERYONE and give them 1 chance.

Emberfire
Emberfire

That's the Nuke way
Always do the opposite of what Nuke says

Also, the gap is mostly because 2 active admemes, Goldberg and Dorms, got the boot in the meantime

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

what is Sawbones?

Booteefool
Booteefool

meet me in dorms just re-applies

It's going to be chug, dorms and the literal who. Probe is friends with chug and hates donnager and admins all suck each others dicks so they get admin again instantly. Like how probe didn't apply, got admin again and is instantly head of trialmins.
Foster should be head of trialmins, or at least a good admin. But are there even any good admins?
nah.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

non-american scum polices American thoughts and speech the game

Fuck you. No really, fuck you. I hope you really understand how shitty of people you are one day and I hope to be far away from you when you have that realization of how pathetic and retarded your lives are.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

la creatura is confused on why people make fun of him

girlDog
girlDog

You stupid, retarded niggers. YOU uncle fucking maniacs. May peace flee from you and find me and stay with me far away from the likes of you vipers and snakes you pit of scum and villainy.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

boot goldmeme and dorms
ahelps suddenly fall to deaf ears

eGremlin
eGremlin

Kurfurst is pre-approved and only 3 slots, maybe 2, are open
It's Kurf, the who, and maybe Dorms

Probe is friends with chug and hates donnager
Probe explicitly said he didn't want to oversee Chug's app because they "know" each other.
As for Solarious, he doesn't do much to be liked and see

Like how probe didn't apply, got admin again and is instantly head of trialmins.
Probe applied : ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=4252

Why did he got insta accepted ? Because he is a collab, an ex-headmin, has a lot of experience here and has showed a strong attachment and commitment to the server.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

why would i, a non shitter who enjoys the game, become admin? trialmin mainly attracts people like goldstien and dorms or people like chug who want to join the club
ONLY the whos can be trusted and thats because they havent yet proved themselves to be a shitter

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Solarious
I said donnager though

Methnerd
Methnerd

Your pathetic attempts at ridicule don't work on me you idiot actual mutt. I love myself and everything about me honestly and truly I am happy to be alive being me. I'm amazing. I matter. I have impact where and when I want it and need it. You have only ridicule and your mob mentality. You barely have air to breathe and it's clear as day you hate yourselves beyond imagination beyond my comprehension that you project such evil onto the world.

SniperGod
SniperGod

it pains me to agree with you

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

They are one and the same, admitted and confirmed
Same person under a different branding, and not a different attitude

Nojokur
Nojokur

pathetic

idontknow
idontknow

Radimir...........
Or whatever you are just shut up

Inmate
Inmate

tfw no big vox bf

JunkTop
JunkTop

Honestly that's not even that bad considering how long he's been playing and how most of his notes are from his first year. I started playing when I was seventeen and racked up a ton of notes in my first year and a bit. Five years later and I don't really get into much shit because I generally just do my job and keep my nose clean. Underaged people do play and are generally cancerous, but most of them mature out of it when they hit their 20s.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Why don't admins punish players who confirm they shitpost and goldsteel up the thread to attack other admins and other players?
rule 0.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

tfw no sec bf

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

tfw ringleader of at least half of all successful thread lynchmobs in the past 2 years

takes2long
takes2long

grug hate roleplay
grug hit man until he sleep

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

grug perfect husbando

iluvmen
iluvmen

tfw grug will never club your prostate

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

People say I don’t know about Genetics. I know Genetics. The doctors—they’re very unfair to me by the way, and overrated, they say I don’t know Genetics. I know Genetics. I read this in on the newscast the other day. “The Captain doesn’t know Genetics”. I probably know the most about Genetics of anyone. The blocks. The powers. We need to be tough on powers and disabilities. I was talking to my CMO friend, very successful, just terrific, and he said “we are getting killed on Genetics”. The Vox—a lot of them are good people, but some of them not so good—They are killing us on Genetics. And they’re killing each other in Vox ghettos. It’s a catastrophe. When you look at what the Vox are doing with Genetics they’re beating us at our own game. But I will fix it. Believe me, that I can tell you. We will have great Genetics.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

remove vox and genetics

Soft_member
Soft_member

No I won't shut up you weakling. You will suffer my words burning into you as you have forced me to suffer your criminal intent of harming my moral. Fuck you you small insignificant fly. What did you think you can just pick on any low hanging fruit? God save you from my wrath for there is no forgiveness there there is no end to my source of energy. God save you from the wrath you unleash upon yourself challenging me my moral. I will give you nothing and take everything without a second thought. All with two words: Fuck you.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

grug just want valids

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

have you tried being a tsundere criminal at them?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Looks like you've been shitposted into the Stone Age.

viagrandad
viagrandad

I was in that shift, I helped the booze onto the shuttle.

Methnerd
Methnerd

can't scoop the brains out of a decapitated head and use it as a mug
why even bother

Illusionz
Illusionz

can we fix the spam from fucking wizard clones?

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farquit
farquit

My sec bf just want another nice sec bf to settle down with
Also I believe he's into vore or some weird shit but that's probably a shitpost

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

who did you lynchmob?

farquit
farquit

What did he mean by this

Playboyize
Playboyize

saw scalpel saw scalpel

FastChef
FastChef

donnager for admin!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

goldsteel, pootismaniac, mikecari, joyeuxchat96, renovama, carsalash
I’m forgetting some others

FastChef
FastChef

being jobless while hosting a server

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Non-Americans make me sick. Why are they so thin skinned and pencil necked? Why can't they speak their minds openly without devolving into arresting each other? How then do they have the audacity to call us childish or or constitution stupid? Who gave these stunted tribesmen who call themselves kings and prime ministers and lords any access to the internet? Why? Why give them ability to police our thoughts and words? Why? It makes me sick I'm gonna throw up

idontknow
idontknow

Why did you do it?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

not him but all of those people deserve it

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I have a job though

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

americans are europeans of all types. Or are you talking about redskins? Delusional.

massdebater
massdebater

But pomf has a job at Google.
He literally looks at porn for a living and has enough money to pay for the server on the side.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Pomf can pay for the server himself
Pomf actually gets donations for 2 whole servers of cost
Pomf promised a high rp server
Pomf never delivered the high rp server

POMF
POMF
HIGH RP SERVER NOW
lots of people really want a more roleplay focused /verygay/ server, please pomf.
At least try it for a month? Patreon alone will fund it easily.

King_Martha
King_Martha

but in the past...
Also working at google seems like the ultimate punishment for someone like pomf, in a sense it really is like burning forever in hell.

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

but in the past...
what was meant by this

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

EEEWWWWWW!!!!! HH THINKS AMERICANS ARE EUROPEAN GROSS GROSS GROSS EWWWW NO NO GROSS

5mileys
5mileys

pomf, deliver the fuckingg high rp server or im gonna be slightly mad and probably shitpost for a week before getting bored.

Methnerd
Methnerd

pomf rebase to modern bay when?

FastChef
FastChef

What emotion does this picture convey?

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Illusionz
Illusionz

HIGH RP
DENSE RP
HEAVY RP
MORE RP

PPPPOOOOOOOOOOOMFFFFFFFFFFFF

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I swear if pomf doesn't even post in admin applications, is he really the higher authority?

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Booteefool
Booteefool

pomf123, host of Veeky Forums, saviour of high rp
has a nice ring to it huh?

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Spamalot
Spamalot

licensing conflicts
maybe
do you really want me to determine who is to be admin?

w8t4u
w8t4u

pomf has announced he's opening a high rp server

who should admin it?

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idontknow
idontknow

I can't imagine ever leaving something of mine completely in someone else's hands and judgment.
How do you do it

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

There aren't even the current batch

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

To be fair there's a public ss13 server that shits all over our population numbers 24/7 that does Medium RP better than we do so there's no point in keeping VGstation on its current path

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

idk

Playboyize
Playboyize

Harse
Left
Chug
Meme
Daturix
TG
Donnager
No
Deadpoo
No
RFUltra
Left/banned
Serwind
Left

RavySnake
RavySnake

I'm interested

Who do you think is medium RP? And don't say TG it is NOT. They have a CHAT WHEEL.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Is that why we keep merging more TG features? because Bay wont share theirs for free?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

needing "higher-authority" to tell you how to act
calls Americans mutts, childish
higher authority is unemployable gender confused victim of soy

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Oracle Station
They've been on the hub for a month or so now
Touts itself as a medium RP server.
Currently has over 50 players and the lowest of 27 today.
They have their own custom station map but they also play a lot of Box and Meta
It's fun

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

aren't you the one seeking fights? how childish is that?

askme
askme

What code do they run, do they have bay tier chargen?

massdebater
massdebater

I'll check it out but don't be surprised if I shit on it next time you shill it because I find out it has like 1 engine or something

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

No shit, there's nothing I can do without killing them anyway. I've already said my piece

askme
askme

Hub for one month
As much players as us

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Foster
Dead men ban no shitters

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I laugh at you

viagrandad
viagrandad

If you had to split up the history of Veeky Forumsstation into eras like Medieval, Baroque, Classical, Romantic, and modern in music, or Cretaceous, Jurassic, Triassic in geology, how would you do it?
What would be the meta, shitmins, and shitters of each era?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I seek only my memory that I remember what was already known. I am a seeker. I can tell you what I own what I know.
Your failure to win a war you started.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

i don't need brains I need a stylish mug

farquit
farquit

"Retarded and gay."

Techpill
Techpill

So you'd take the union side in the civil war huh? What a disappointment.

King_Martha
King_Martha

/v/station
Pre-Pomf Veeky Forumsstation
Early Pomf
Badclown
Middle Pomf
Gitlab
Late Pomf

whereismyname
whereismyname

Hey stupids you banned your creative writers. How are you going to have honest and real praise attributed to you if you ban the people capable of doing so?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

leather club's two blocks down

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

We'll just use fake praise, our audience is too stupid to know the difference

MPmaster
MPmaster

tfw tide lore never ever

Emberfire
Emberfire

Woooow how well written and thought out. Good effort Veeky Forumsstayshun

Bidwell
Bidwell

loved IC
hated ooc

is this the best way to play ss13?

WebTool
WebTool

You're making such a retarded and gay request so your only answers are going to be retarded, gay, or retarded and gay

SniperWish
SniperWish

That's too sad to even call pathetic or draw exaggeration toward. I feel bad now that humanity is brought so low to lie about their own praises to write their own legends, to sit in a small box huffing their own farts to get high. Fucking sad dude ruins my day.

TechHater
TechHater

He's not even me you jabroni

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

If Sec were the worst powergamers of the server they’d be collectively raiding medbay every shift for a bulk supply of hyperzine

massdebater
massdebater

THERE NEEDS TO BE A VIRUS SYNDROME CALLED PHANTOM LIMBS AND IT MAKES IT SO THAT GHOSTS SPECTATING YOU CAN USE THEIR WASD TO FORCE YOU TO WALK AND YOU NEED TO CONSTANTLY BE FIGHTING AGAINST WHEREVER THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE YOU GO MAYBE ALSO LET THEM PICK STUFF UP FOR YOU BUT NOT USE THEM BECAUSE THEY'D JUST MAKE PEOPLE HIT THEMSELVES TO DEATH

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Woke.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

can we just boycott vg until Zealocuck leaves out of shame.

He's an attention whore so not having anyone to fuck with will make him burn out and (hopefully) kill himself like the worthless sack of shit he is.

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viagrandad
viagrandad

See you on paradise station under a different name

Illusionz
Illusionz

The quantity of entrances to the DeffBrig actually works against it because those are the doors the cultists poor through when it’s happening, so you just slap secbarriers down them and call it a shift. The left maint entrance doesn’t go anywhere (it just takes you into an alley) and the right maint entrance is not a shortcut into anywhere; you’re better off taking the maint entrance and going up into maint.
So it being in the corner doesn’t help much, because it’s far away, but not “isolated”. You still have 1 maint airlock away from Brig Atmospherics so randos can steal tanks and unleash the gas or even just break the windows in the lobby etc etc

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

convince me to play this game

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Probe denied my admin application
Probe is fucking up.. he's declared himself a tyrant..

Soft_member
Soft_member

he thinks Zealotard feels pity or remorse for anything

He's a literal sociopath, lmao.

Inmate
Inmate

meme sucks
trannies don't roleplay
go post mean words at the pol bots or something i don't give a fuck

takes2long
takes2long

I also screamed and whined until we got an RPED.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

people act like Zealotron literally dindu nuffin and isn't a cancerous growth on the server that literally drives people away.

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iluvmen
iluvmen

It used to be that when an admin was blatantly and unquestionably bad people wouldn’t bother deadminning them and they’d just keep them around until they became an institution and it was “too late” to go back
So now people hate that style

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I don't remember the last time I saw Zealotron on.

viagrandad
viagrandad

*pour through
*take the MAIN entrance
Don’t phonepost, kids.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

That we should bring slag back.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

MoMMers were a mistake

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I like deff because it gives medbay access to telescience

Emberfire
Emberfire

Joined, walked down a corridor and died(?) to some fucking wizard (lol wtf?). Now my screen is black and I can't do anything but click some menus and read the weird chat

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Playboyize
Playboyize

they gave me ass cancer

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

He wasnt' gotten on since chug btfo'd him.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Box>>deff=bagel>meta

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

(?)
(lol wtf?)
It's for the best. I know we have a population problem, but we're not desperate enough for the likes of you.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

he only plays spires now

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

OH GOD MY GAME FROZE BUT I CAN STILL SEE CHAT HOW 2 FIX??
Try the latest 512 version! It SHOULD be mostly functional
If that doesn't work, downgrade your BYOND version to byond.com/download/build/510/510.1347_byond.exe

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I mean, he was smart enough to find teh thread

farquit
farquit

This thread now belongs to paradise station discussion.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Oracle Station Rules
Respect your fellow community members; things may sometimes get heated but that does not allow disrespect towards any other community member.
The following are strictly forbidden:
1. Bullying or harassing (this includes sexual harassment.) of another community member or player.
2. Any sort of Homophobic, Racist, Sexist, Ethnic form of hate speech or discrimination.
3. Berating, pointless, hurtful and unconstructive criticism of any community, server or player. Constructive criticism is always welcomed through the proper medium.
Excessive station destruction or pointless murders that do not further your goals are forbidden - if you wish to go outside these bounds, ensure you have administrative approval. In this instance it is not easier to ask forgiveness than permission
SSD rules: You may not interact with them in any way, except for to take them to cryogenic storage, or to rescue them from an otherwise fatal scenario.
Yeah man oracle seems like a great server.

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Hi guys I play on the shitty reddit server

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Why?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

How is that different to our rules? No 0? If you disagree with an admin that's a ding dong bannu?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Their rule 2 for one.

girlDog
girlDog

Excessive station destruction or pointless murders that do not further your goals are forbidden - if you wish to go outside these bounds, ensure you have administrative approval. In this instance it is not easier to ask forgiveness than permission
We have a more laissez-faire attitude towards antags

iluvmen
iluvmen

And rule 3. 4. 5.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Pretty much every rule I listed there isn't one on Veeky Forums. You don't get banned for saying faggot IC or OOC. You don't get banned for calling someone out as an idiot. You don't get banned for not doing traitor objectives. You can fuck with SSD people.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

What the fuck are you talking about
That whole rule 2
EXCESSIVE STATION DESTRUCTION FORBIDDEN
Pointless murders that DO NOT FURTHER YOUR GREENTEXT without ahelping!
Can't strip braindeads for IDs and cash

likme
likme

why does Veeky Forums have like 5 rules that are just "SUCK THE ADMINS DICK OR GET BANNED"

Veeky Forums was built as a safe haven from reddit, where you can tell the mods to FUCK OFF and then post porn or something. reddit wants you to respect mods.
Veeky Forums's rules = reddit rules, not Veeky Forums rules.

Booteefool
Booteefool

You can fuck with SSD people

uhh sweetie

Playboyize
Playboyize

because they are petty, pathetic and weak

DeathDog
DeathDog

Veeky Forums has a rule against complaining about Veeky Forums and its moderation policies, read the FAQ newfag

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

VGstation
go back from whence you came

eGremlin
eGremlin

nah your dead server needs me

askme
askme

Also I'm playing there now. They're playing on /tg/code. They don't have ZAS, and their movement speed is as slow as baystation. Oracle sucks ass.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Veeky Forums was built as a safe haven from reddit
newgrounds / ytmnd / something awful / ebaumsword censorship and mass banishment my dude
shut up you ninny dick licker
this. you need me as well.
you need him too.

What we don't need are admins or their rules. I say talk about what's going on in the game in the thread- that's how you get people to come and play this server- YOU OFFER THE WORLD SOMETHING YOUR COMPETITORS DON'T HAVE OR UNDERSTAND YOU COLOSSAL FUCKING MORONS

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Veeky Forums was built as a safe haven from reddit
rly make me think.....

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Hi BanEvader43. You have such an obvious tell.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

puts you're Snowflake Sloggedout Disniggaloggedout ass in a dorms room
sleep tight bro :o)

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Veeky Forums was built as a safe haven from reddit

Veeky Forums is several years older than reddit
truly mootykins was a visionary

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

While it's silly to word it that way, it's included in our "don't be a dick" rule of a sort
Act like a nigger towards another and you'll get the boot

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I'm actually 2hotdogs and I don't take too kindly to how you treat my brothers.

eGremlin
eGremlin

he doesn't erp with braindeads

Supergrass
Supergrass

I came here in 2016 when I heard about Veeky Forums from t_d
You have to go back.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Right, but in this case you have one very specific typing irregularity that no one else on the server does. That's why I know it's you. If I was just throwing out a name I would go with the classics like Sarca, no one ever accuses someone of being Banevader43 just as a meme. It's because I know it's you.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I checked it out because of this post. Movement speed is legit slower than CM which is saying something. At least CM can justify it for balance reasons in order to have xenos move faster than humans.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

tfw he will never banevade into your life

askme
askme

But you would get banned there for even saying nigger

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

We're the fastest server for move speed and tickrate, maybe tied with Hippie

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

he's a necrophiliac in 2d
i actually don't care to read what you wrote and stopped after right, LOL cuck

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Techpill
Techpill

fellas whom act like the thread is a game of Mafia and if you identify the Ckey behind a post you eliminate one of the Mafias from the game

SniperWish
SniperWish

necrophilia in 2d is erping with ded people
its more akin to fucking retards

Lunatick
Lunatick

I know what my enemy hates and fears most.
Memories. That they remember the pain they inflicted. They who try so hard to dehumanize themselves. I know that you still feel which is why you try to this day to respond to me with words. I feel everything and I accept the pain you throw at me and continue to throw at me. I'm not weak or spineless like you I remember.

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

user’s guide to becoming loved by Veeky Forumsstation
make a male static character
give it slightly memorable name and appearance
pick an easy job with lots of crew interaction
janitor, chef, trader, and cargo tech are ideal
play only that job and only that character for at least month
don’t misbehave and be friendly
don’t murderbone, bomb, or singuloose as antag
in the thread post “who is the best at [job you have been playing lately]”
hopefully someone will reply with your
if no one else does, selfshill but don’t overdo it
post variations of the same question every week
each positive mention creates a positive feedback loop by imprinting your char as a good dood in the eyes of threadposters
bingo bango you are a D- tier E celeb

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

everyone please attach a ckey to your post so we can better eliminate shitposters on our fair thread

farquit
farquit

Does anyone have a guide to NTSL for brainlets with no coding experience? I want to make a script that adds post numbers to radio messages.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I was right about everything.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

vg is like the wild west compared to just about everywhere else
i don't know what the fucky wucky your problem is brotendo
i disrespect the admins all damn day and they don't seem to give a fuck
try not being a shittiere some time

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Muh immulsions !
It was done already before iirc

happy_sad
happy_sad

the curse remains unbroken.

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takes2long
takes2long

Who is the best detective of all time?

JunkTop
JunkTop

people forget that t_d was hilarious early on
It was clearly just a bunch of nazis larping as normie conservatives redditors and was wall to wall /pol/ dog whistles
Gradually actual normie started flocking to it and they turned it into the abomination it is today

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Outside of Veeky Forums there aren't many servers where you can blatantly disrespect admins without getting banned if you're not breaking rules. Only other one I can think of is Lebensraum. Not sure about tg anymore, but from what I've heard they're basically redditstation now.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

HEFTY RP
PLUMP RP

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

You have to go back. Seriously you electionfaggots ruined /pol/ and turned it into a reddit colony. I'd pay a lot of money to go back to the zimzam days.

Soft_member
Soft_member

script that adds post numbers
Here how you do it:
Download logs
Search for dubs or some other meme things only a get script causes to appear in the logs
Steal script from logs

Snarelure
Snarelure

Nice round with successful vamp

Next up: ready up for yet another highpop +25 malf

askme
askme

Just inhale the Plasma as the radiation is frying your genes

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

join
Neat features
rp level seems alright, two assistants actually talking in arrivals lobby about lore shit and spess, instead of prying up tiles and acting like monkies
hopeful
walk down the hallway a bit, it's meta so cargo is north of the arrivals hallway
look in
five heavily armed and armored fox people, IPCS and cat people acting like complete bell ends too a new player cargo tech
vapid cunts, every single one of them female
a fire fight breaks out five seconds later when a sec officer responds to the cargo techs cry for help over comma
disconnect out of disgust when the females start rubbing it in sec's/cargo tech's face when they won the engagement because they blind sided sec with lethals

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Bidwell
Bidwell

what if... we cross breed a diona and plasman, they'd be immune to both of those!!!

Playboyize
Playboyize

haha vamp so fun

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

remove vamp and ling for /popalopperstation/ where
ling can stay for TraitorLing but nothing else

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

implying
I was a regular back in 2014

Supergrass
Supergrass

So you're still a bigtime newfag then.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

1. Box
2. Packed
3. Bagel
POWER GAP
4. Def
POWER GAP
5. Meta

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Remember when Saronsen was an admin?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

What does Meta need? Someone said the other maps had something going for it. Whats meta need to escape the POWER GAP

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

lavaland

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

That's go well.

farquit
farquit

The other maps have gimmicks which are fun enough to justify them being different from box, which is objectively the best laid out tried and true map. Meta has no reason to exist.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

no one has ever been so simultaneously great and awful ever before.

Flameblow
Flameblow

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3739

LOL

byond.com/members/Emanresu123

HE GOT HACKED RIP DUMB PUBBIE

whereismyname
whereismyname

Nobody likes me on this server

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I’d just remove it; it would need a complete overhaul in every department because so much of it reeks of TG
that entire bridge
those brig cells
maint having some actual good rooms but still being straight lines everywhere
>>>perma
cargo feels like ass
engineering feels like turbo ass
Let the past die
Kill it, if you have to

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

meta needs a brig wriggling
the only good thing about it is the separate EVA snibbet
the layout is trash, brigbay is a single door to maint, perma is irredeemable, there is no interrogation room but the ghey one all the way on the side, bad flow overall

FastChef
FastChef

"Any sort of Homophobic, Racist, Sexist, Ethnic form of hate speech or discrimination" is not at all included in our "don't be a dick" rule
You're even allowed to discriminate based on race, sex, ethnicity, nationality, sexual orientation, etc in-game as long as it doesn't turn to straight-up griff

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Make an issue about it so I remember?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

It's evident that I meant OOC or abusively
Also in here it makes you valid for escalation

MPmaster
MPmaster

dont you ? me you ?er

5mileys
5mileys

BUT THAT WIGGLING
IS JUST TRIGGERING
MORE WIGGLING

likme
likme

what is this a ternary operator

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

mfw waiting for progress on mushroom people

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

u think they'll be roundstart race?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I hope so

Lunatick
Lunatick

but will we ever have roundstard slime people?

FastChef
FastChef

gutters notes

Ahelped asking if he could release kudzu, no admins responded so I suppose he took that as a yes and released it anyway. It didn't do anything too bad. Just grabbed people.
However he did admit he only did it because he was bored. I'm not banning him for it but I think any future fuckups should net him a ban by Kuranon (Comfypop Soloadmin) on Sat, May 27th of 2017 Remove

real admin material right there

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likme
likme

you are not a bad player
but why apply for admin again, you are just asking to be memed on

Evilember
Evilember

But box is the worst map. The stalest, the oldest, the least updateable, the one with least maint or hiding spots.
Cargo can completely brick the power for half the station, and mechanics the other half. The AI is so easy to cheese malf is just a thermite speedrun. Pipes are worse than a hackjob, going through anywhere and branching into random departments.
And boxbabies will rather play the "nothing happens" game than have to spend one hour on not-box, dragging rounds forever.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Meta is a fine station

girlDog
girlDog

t. donnigger

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

you are not a bad player
o im laffin

Snarelure
Snarelure

I can think of 5+ ways you could update the box brig alone it's just that "if it aint broke dont fix it" applies heavily here when we have extremely disliked maps like meta and deff to be experimenting with

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

all of the AI cores are thermite speedrun cores, including the meta AI sat wherein you bypass all the meme stuff by going through the backdoor. only real difference is that you get more gameplay events because you may be running into borgs in that large open combat space but if you had no borgs to begin with the round's a bust at that point anyway win or lose

Illusionz
Illusionz

And boxbabies will rather play the "nothing happens" game than have to spend one hour on not-box, dragging rounds forever.
this goes both ways as well, though
as an example, I really dislike Cult on Deff because the last 2 times it's happened, it's just been an hour and 30 minutes of extremely boring extended followed by 10 minutes of chaos and a summon.

TechHater
TechHater

last time I played cult on deff some guy put the convert rune in cargo and Nar Sie was summoned in about 10 minutes

JunkTop
JunkTop

I mean I don’t know about you but I ain’t readying up for a 10 minute Cult round either

Playboyize
Playboyize

I didnt really follow the conversation but that post reminded me of that round.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Oh fug
Fuckin anonymous conversations

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

They won't be.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

so they're gonna be another greentide shitter race because "i can greentide coz im not part of the official crew" ?

takes2long
takes2long

we shouldnt add anything new because people who were shitters may be shitters with them

iluvmen
iluvmen

where did i say we shouldnt add them? I just dont know why they shouldnt be roundstart race

happy_sad
happy_sad

github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/17904

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Keep in mind I probably won't code it since I have shit to do but I'd still like to know what people think about it. More ways to get back into the round.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Is this the beginning of the monkey metaclub?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Id be okay with it if they were nerfed a bit. Like less damage and easier to disarm.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

the trader metaclub already made them "trader seeds only"

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Gee golly I sure love trader creep
Isn’t it nice that random impoverished vagabonds are now the final boss of Cult?

Emberfire
Emberfire

traders now will have an army of nigger shroom slaves to steal shit off the station and raid outposts
quality

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Punpun a job when?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Don't they already have that but even better iwth diona?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

now they'll have two kinds of niggers

cum2soon
cum2soon

Why can't medical robots deal with toxin damage?

StonedTime
StonedTime

no beaker

girlDog
girlDog

Are the monkeys allowed to chimp out and fuck shit up as much as their monkey bodies allow them to?

happy_sad
happy_sad

it's a "monkey steals the spare before anyone can spawn episode"

Flameblow
Flameblow

ready up for fun posting before the round
OOK OOK announcement
everyone unreadies

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Honestly ghosts going into monkeys sounds like a complete nightmare on par with unlimited clown slots or holopeople but let’s just do it for a few days for the goofs

Lunatick
Lunatick

HoP becomes DE Facto HoS as he’s only one of 2 jobs that spawn with ID console access

Firespawn
Firespawn

last year on april fools admins allowed unlimited clowns along with voiced screams, it was amusing for 2 days but after that crew started clown holocaust executing 7 clowns or so per shift

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Lowpop player here. We went from 0-2 player lowpop to 4-5ish recently. If you're Aussie then just wait until maybe 9 or 10pm and some Yuropoors will log in.

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StonedTime
StonedTime

be burger
go to bed before the suns goes down because you have no live
wake up at 2 am
play lowpop
enjoy it

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Bartender here. Lost all my old screenshots when my external died. Fukken saved.
Also that was probably one of my favorite bar Reno's.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Why are there antagonist objectives, but no protagonist objectives? Wouldn't it be cool if the regular crew had some goal that they're supposed to be working towards, and if they achieve it they get to take the escape shuttle to go on a well-deserved vacation?

happy_sad
happy_sad

goon has those

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

We have those through the virtue of our codebase originally coming from goon

They've been disabled for years because they were not well executed. You're more than welcome to re-enable them and implementing them in a better way that encourages players to complete them would be great.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Medborgs? All you do is dispense an anti-tox bottle from a NanoMed, pick it up with your pill collector, then you can syringe out of it. Failing that, tricord from your hypo.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/blob/Bleeding-Edge/code/game/jobs/job_objective.dm#L88
github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/blob/Bleeding-Edge/code/game/jobs/job_objectives/hop.dm

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Because all ideas for job objectives so far have been arbitrary goals to force a playstyle that might not even be achievable on every round.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

BanEvader43 is literally a cuckposter, no surprises there. The lowest quality of individual. What a shock.

Randomnaming won't help you in game either, your writing style is too recognizable.

exactly one post cooldown later
wew

5mileys
5mileys

i promise im not him, heres my shitty mspa art that i posted in the thread once

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idontknow
idontknow

Go away iFunny.com, nobody likes you

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Lol, it's cute when Seppos try to shitpost. You guys try so hard.

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RumChicken
RumChicken

You're more than welcome to re-enable them and implementing them in a better way that encourages players to complete them would be great.
I wish I could, but I don't know enough about the game mechanics to do that. I just thought something like that would be nice, because as things stand, the employee morale to actually do anything complicated seems generally low since odds are shit's just going to be blown up by antags right when you're about to finish whatever you were working on.

Do the ones you linked have no completion conditions whatsoever? As far as I can tell they're just some sort of RP flavour objectives, and while that makes them kinda pointless, it also means that there's nothing really to be gained from disabling them in the first place.

If the job goals entail doing tasks the job is supposed to be doing, how is it forcing a playstyle? The job objectives could pick one or two of the different departments and give them some fairly large task that requires cooperation among station staff to achieve. Then you could also add some antagonist objectives that rely on interfering with this task, eg. stealing something related to it like a valuable production material, or sabotaging it so that once the crew completes it, it goes catastrophically awry.

Maybe I'll look into it if this game manages to stay interesting enough long enough for me to actually learn it to a sufficient degree to come up with functional and fresh gameplay.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

We need this with the pomf chicken through the years pic where the chicken turns into a robot and then eventually into a tranny.

Snarelure
Snarelure

You left out taxistation, ministation and dickstation

Booteefool
Booteefool

Packed /is/ Ministation just with nasty ass maint attatched

Snarelure
Snarelure

We already have unlimited clown slots, it's called order clown crates from cargo and grow bananas in maint

girlDog
girlDog

See

Nojokur
Nojokur

Objectives on goon, here, everywhere - I don't think they've ever had any "reward". Hence their removal.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

so why tator objectives?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

g r e e n t e x t
the argument has always been that it gives newbies ideas for shit to do but ultimately i think they should be removed because of experienced players treating them like gospel

Firespawn
Firespawn

tfw only do objectives so I dont have to remove people from the round

The sneaking part gives me more joy than the antagonizing.

Nojokur
Nojokur

first of all newbies shouldnt be antags, if tators need some random objectives to hold their hands they should spend 10 more rounds as janitors or cargo techs, not trying to antag the station

FastChef
FastChef

If the job goals entail doing tasks the job is supposed to be doing, how is it forcing a playstyle?
Read the job objectives on the code

Grow illegal drugs.
Snoop on the engineers.
It is Casual Friday and security armor will not be allowed on this ship unless in case of emergency.
You are the ship psychologist. Give advice to the crew.
Shoot the clown with your shotgun.
Do your own radio show over the intercoms and accept calls.
Make sure the tiles infront of security doors are extra shiny at all times.
Attempt to release Lamarr.

takes2long
takes2long

i mean yeah i agree but i feel you havent read the whole sentence there

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Creating a loose framework to base your round on is good for the game.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

packed

back to bed I go

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Flavor. You are sent to the station or recluted as antagonist for something specific. Otherwise there's no explanation for why suddenly someone has access to weapons and can kill anyone they want while others can't. It'd probably devolve into deathmatch.

Lunatick
Lunatick

packed an option at 8 pm est
big yikes

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

dead game
dead serb
dead thread

massdebater
massdebater

what we need is bring back elon musk, dude bombs are far better than some shitty gimmicks and/or tator objectives

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

packed has been available all day so far I think

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

unban soughigh and rin

Nojokur
Nojokur

when they appeal it
i mean theyd probably get accepted too
we even unbanned 2hotdogs for a bit thats how thirsty we are for players

iluvmen
iluvmen

t. idiot

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Unbanning sogay and rin would actually be nice. the extra +2 the population would ensure WE FUCKING WOULDNT BE PLAYING PACKED AT PRIMETIME FUCK

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w8t4u
w8t4u

you also dont get clown admin protection
(like being able to cover the entire station with banana peels and not get banned)
not really sure what the confusion here is

Supergrass
Supergrass

arbitrary time I pick is primetime and should have 50 players

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Even deader during euro hours
aussie hours
LOL

WebTool
WebTool

EST has pretty much always been defacto since that's when burgers are most active
also where the server is located if that matters; i think it used to be located on the west coast
we certainly arent getting aussieblob thats for sure

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

decide to try some real, honest greytiding after I've learned how to play for a few months
no random barfights or self mutilation or running into chemistry just to mix water and potassium like my first week of play
Lurk around in maint and find a toolbox, a toolbelt, and even some insulated gloves and gasmask
Walk through main hallways busting lights
Gotta start off slow and easy
Do this for 5 or 10 minutes, no one seems to notice it's me
Walk into medbay and start unscrewing and removing windows
CMO walks by
"What are you doing?"
"Oh hey man these windows were fucked up, I'm just tryin to put them back"
start screwing the window back into place
He thanks me and walks away
immediately start unfastening the windows again, pull them all out of his office and screw them in place to block the hallway off
Cut down all the grills, cut down the power cables
Grab the cat, don't know why
Walk away like nothing happened
Start prying up floor tiles, snipping power cables and putting the tiles back, picking up all the spare wire
Get tired of dragging this cat around
Kill it in broad daylight, stuff it in a disposal
Head to brig, start undoing all the windows and electrified grilles
Break out some convict lady
Warden walks by 3 or 4 times, never notices anything is going on
Hack into engineering, gotta cut off the power at the source
Don't really know anything about the SMES or the singulo
Just settle for snipping and hiding more power cables
Get recruited by some black assistant to "teach the mime a lesson"
Mime is apparently a snitch, somehow
Break into the brig
Armory is open, CMO is in there for some reason
Grab a couple laser rifles
Forgot about armsky, get tazed
Warden comes up, tell him I didn't do anything and I didn't mean it
I was just looking around for stuff to fix
It was the CMO, why is he even in here, he doesn't need the armory
Warden uncuffs me, drags me outside of brig and leaves
doesn't even search me or take my tools or guns

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w8t4u
w8t4u

Kill yourself

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I don't see "pomf serbian" on the list of servers

idontknow
idontknow

Unlisted. Click on the gear in the upper right and then open location.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Nevermind I think I figured it out

guests not allowed

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

How do you open ID locked lockers without the ID?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

get the ID
shoot it with lasers or an emitter
IEDs
goats

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

goats got nerfed, so did clown goblins

I don't remember if walking shrooms work, but I do know something the vox have can bust open crates

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Make an account.

WebTool
WebTool

Are humans people?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

no

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

hey probe. fuck you

Supergrass
Supergrass

There's always gibtonite.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

A better question to ask is are clowns people?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Thats not greytide thats just being a shitter

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

hey probe. fuck me ~~

StonedTime
StonedTime

ill probe u

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

hey probe, what candidates do you like so far

Spamalot
Spamalot

All of them.

Methshot
Methshot

wtb greytide tips

happy_sad
happy_sad

basically do constructive things that drive people out of their minds
build a toll booth in front of medbay
draw graffiti all over the chaplain shitting on his gimmick don't worry it gives him something to do
steal all the head pets and hold them hostage
cut all the cameras in a random room, leave a note saying ur a faget for when sec shows up
shit like that

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Medbay is the most dangerous department in the game to fuck with, way worse than Security.

happy_sad
happy_sad

>probe is a donnager apologist
wew

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Lifeweb is pretty sad

Nojokur
Nojokur

no protolathe linked
How to relink a protolathe in R&D

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

It's in settings.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Start your own ghetto medbay in maint and replace people's limbs with wood.
Hack some MULEbots and play Mariokart around the hallways, throwing banana peels at people

RavySnake
RavySnake

I play on oracle a lot and I really don't see a lot of furries getting treated very well IC, and I've never seen ERP or anything like that. Really my biggest complaint is the frequency of pointless wizard rounds that end after 15 minutes.

JunkTop
JunkTop

don't worry it gives him something to do
I hate this mentality so much.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Great Mariokart
Actual cart
Janicart
Motorized wheelchair
Multiman wheelchair
pAI Slotted Speedhacked MULE
Okay Mariokart
Wheelchair
Office chair + extinguisher
Shit Mariokart
MULE

cum2soon
cum2soon

implying the worse version of the IAA has anything to do unless it's cult

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Post pet peeves you have in your department
cryomix is just the 30 cryox that you start with

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

and the freezer isn't turned on

iluvmen
iluvmen

multiple people try to do research at the same time
someone with robo and R&D access doing the slow route of research instead of using the syringe guns
someone does research after research is already done
robo cannot wait the 4 minutes max material research takes at most, or is unwilling to do it themselves, wasting all that metal
people who don't realize you can open a cyborg cover and swap the battery without ever taking the battery out just by clicking it with the hand holding the battery after you crowbar it

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Starting cultists whose first communication is "hi"

Firespawn
Firespawn

complain about wasting robo metal
waste materials on syringe guns when you can do R&D for far less with no wait just using roundstart materials

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I've seen assistants and other nonantags do nothing but break into brig, knock down officers, steal from the armory, round after round and they never get in trouble with admins.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Genies added when

eGremlin
eGremlin

ahelp it :^)

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Also I've gone entire rounds as antags without doing my objectives and there's lots of salt in OOC and IC that doesn't get you bwoinked. The admins are a lot more lenient than the rules would suggest, I saw some admin in OOC try to talk to some guy named "NJGGERKILLER203" or something for 10 minutes about why he can't have that name rather than just outright banning him, and even when he did say he was gonna ban him he gave the guy another 5 minutes to just shit about and be retarded before anything happened.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

worse version of iaa
potential for anything contextually versus gold star stickers and maybe very occasionally demotions if the fucking whole universe is in correct alignment
a wide range of religious interactions and themes for the willing roleplayer versus bitching about 'company regulations and policies' that don't exist
i dunno bro

takes2long
takes2long

when your cryomix is just oxygen

MPmaster
MPmaster

implying that's a bad thing

King_Martha
King_Martha

bagel

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I'm not even some edgelord /pol/fag who cares about names like that, I'd just like to be able to call someone a faggot/retard/thot/etc. without fear of getting bwoinked, banned or being made to apologize.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

join at 12:58
go mining
13:10
find out research was never finished
get shot and spend the next 30 minutes in medbay then dragged to the shuttle because I was a half cured clone
I think getting shot in the head was the best thing that could have happened.

Snarelure
Snarelure

bagel
GET READY FOR THE POP DROP

FastChef
FastChef

latejoin on packed an hour and 30 minutes in
power not setup
i cannot possibly imagine the events that led up to that

StonedTime
StonedTime

not having chaplain as a direct upgrade to IAA

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

centcomm chaplains are the best chaplains

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

make mess in medbay with revolver while cryomix isnt set up
watch as the wild ride starts to begin

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

when someone clicks on your toon harmfully causing him to scream and with that scream, you know you'll be in medbay for the next hour

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

how do I talk?

FastChef
FastChef

stand next to someone, hit the icon on the left that looks like a head, next to the doll, then click on someone to start talking to them

Playboyize
Playboyize

Press "t" when using hotkey mode.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Help I just patted someone now he thinks I'm gay and shot and I still can't explain myself!

w8t4u
w8t4u

I'm gonna apply for admin and get denied !

RumChicken
RumChicken

how do i strap someone to a table? im trying everything

JunkTop
JunkTop

Even if I deny your application this time it doesn't mean it's denied forever. Except for Solarious. And even then someone will eventually replace me and they may let him in.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Francacophones get out

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

CHUG IS GONNA BE ADMIN CONFIRMED
REJOICE VG

whereismyname
whereismyname

When will Frenchies learn we can see them through their punctuation?

likme
likme

Kurf, Abagone, Dorms
Screenshot this

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

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King_Martha
King_Martha

I am proud of my heritage

Evilember
Evilember

Aren't you forgetting Chug faggot?

askme
askme

ton pays et toi sont une blague

hairygrape
hairygrape

how do I use common chat?

Flameblow
Flameblow

virology, can i use a pipette/dropper to move 1 unit of the supposed cure into a beaker and then inject just a single unit, or does it have to be a full inject which i think is 5?

Supergrass
Supergrass

semicolon

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

un bonne blague

TreeEater
TreeEater

You can take the vial of antibodies to the chemmaster and make 0.1u pills by diluting the antibodies with 9 parts water then distributing 1u pills. Antibodies are a "just one drop" reagent.

They're all pretty good. I'm on the fence about Toomy. I'm waiting on others decisions about Chug. But you're making one miscalculation. The week isn't over yet and who knows who might apply. What if Dragonbro came back?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Antibodies can be watered down, 5 units in a beaker and just fill it with water

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

ouais, tout le monde rit de la france

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Dragonbro

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

What other decisions?? Why so ambigious? What are you hiding? Does Chug know???

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I'm happy to make the world a little less dark

Soft_member
Soft_member

What if Dragonbro came back?
then he can shove his arm up the ass of another ahelp he was involved in

eGremlin
eGremlin

tu dis les mots d'un cocu

Evilember
Evilember

Read the fucking starter guide on the OP and/or ask an admin

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Its a secret

Oh yeah I forgot about that. What would you do if he applied?

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

if you don't admin a fucking Veeky Forums hero like chug then I think Probe really is out to push his own agenda and control the server and fuck over all the players. Actually inviting Dragonbro back would seal the deal and there would be no way to hide it then

Lunatick
Lunatick

Why do you have to ask? You say no to solarious without needing the threads approval but another proved shitter turns up and you play dumb?
LOLOL

SniperGod
SniperGod

we are cucked by Germany again it hasn't even been 100 years since last time please send help

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Its finally revealed I'm a Badclown sleeper agent here to bring down veegee.

make a fun joke
get mad

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I'm back to sort that out and help the server function normally without me.

What does this mean? What is "function normally" and why doesn't it happen when you're not around? Or is it just that there's not enough people YOU like in charge. Like shitters like Dragonbro because he's Soooooooo funny to play with in Rainbow Six Seige

Lunatick
Lunatick

Where's the joke?

Soft_member
Soft_member

I want the population to be between 0 and 2 total players
good meme

w8t4u
w8t4u

Does dragonbro even own siege?

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Lunatick
Lunatick

why is this fucking round going on for so long

Playboyize
Playboyize

im not at the vaccine stage, im trying to do the flu from the fridge, it says sugar so i got some saline glucose and was trying to inject 1u and it wasnt working after like 5 tries, then revs ended the game or something

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

i'd tell you but that would be icky ocky

Playboyize
Playboyize

If you're not playing on the Veeky Forums server you'll have to specify since Veeky Forums's viro and medbay mechanics differ from the likes of TG and Paradise.

w8t4u
w8t4u

you don't want to know

Playboyize
Playboyize

I killed upwards of 7 people, none of whom were my target, on my mad dash through the station in an exo with full lethals and none of the 4 or 5 admins on said anything about it.

Lunatick
Lunatick

im on tg, cant move to vg and be a shitter, id be too embarrassed over the internet half anonymously

Firespawn
Firespawn

This isn't some coincidence with different greytiders, there's a static on a couple of the servers I play on, Oracle included, who does nothing but rush for insulateds and toolbelt and run around with a gas mask and no ID, breaking shit and fighting security for 2 or 3 rounds in a row, and has been doing so for at least a couple weeks. My point is people looking at the rules and totally freaking out are overreacting, the admins don't give that much of a shit as long as you're not plasmaflooding the station or executing every crewmember you come across as a nonantag. I've only ever been bwoinked a couple times, and none of them were for big deals and all of them were cleared up in a couple replies.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

combat in this game is so fucking hard simply because you cant fucking click people to examine or hit them because everything moves so fast
better game design when?

WebTool
WebTool

So, this is a test about priorities in Medbay.
Basically, you are in Medbay and there are four problems. You are able to solve all these problems.
Each of these tasks takes a bit of time. What priority order would you solve them in?

1) In northwest, there's an guy banging against Medbay's front door and you can see urgency in his behaviour. However, he appears to be alone and healthy. You have to help him to get the door open.
2) In northeast, there's a guy asking the receptionist at the lobby for the location of a certain person that came into Medbay earlier. However, the receptionist doesn't seem to know where the person is. You must help the receptionist to explain where the guy has to go.
3. In southwest, there's another guy and a doctor explaining medical conditions. However, doctor uses very scientific language that the guy has difficulty of understanding. You must help the guy by translating doctor's words into layman's terms.
4. In the southeast, there's a woman lying on hospital bed and a guy standing next to her. Woman's condition is stable but both people look emotionally devastated. You must help them to get cope with emotional stress.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Celt is that you, you fuck

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

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Lunatick
Lunatick

is this loss?

Spamalot
Spamalot

so why is the map on the wiki different from the one in game?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

why does harsetheef have such an autistic hatred of probe

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

when the wizard pops those weldertanks like it's 1999 and you slap into a fuckin extended for the first 15+ ready round of the day at 10pm

WebTool
WebTool

Theres a map on the wiki? This is our map.
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/BoxStation/#l=150,150,1;z=0.2

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Probe's a shit

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

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Emberburn
Emberburn

ask her yourself

Nojokur
Nojokur

her

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Probe is based as fuck, what's wrong with you?

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Honestly fuck off

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Hahaha, name two things that makes Probe "based" that hasn't been his own drama-fagging in threads telling you he's based as fuck. I've got all night

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

It's not against the rules to calla shit admin a nigger
Or is that changing now you're back too?

whereismyname
whereismyname

good and fair treatment of people
is mature and doesn't take shit too seriously

Soft_member
Soft_member

Give me your ckey so I can ban you

SniperGod
SniperGod

theeliminator16

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Give me good perma escape gimmicks for this prison shuttle.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

you don't escape because mappers are funhating niggers

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I'm guessing it'd border space on all sides so all I can think of is powercreep recipe for botany that allows you to make a ghetto spacesuit requiring a fuckton of biomass

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

implying I'd ban the alternate timeline version of me

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

But I am mapping for funniggers
and want fun map gimmick ideas

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

that's why bagel is the best map
it has an escape route you work for and if you do it successfully you can actually fly under the radar unlike the other brigs where you break out in 10 seconds and get executed in 5

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