/palg/ - Paladins General

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

good artwork edition

NOTE: You will be playing against bots in casual queue until you reach account level 5.

Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

FAQ, useful links etc.
pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz
pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if

Patch notes (OB67.5)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?72875

Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=a8zkWCiKcbM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

Account statistics
masterpaladins.com
paladins.guru

Paladins VIP
paladins.com/vip/

Reveal Trailer (Add champ name here):
(add link here)

PTS (Play Test Server):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016

PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

OP Template
pastebin.com/zYHWhTLY

Previous thread: veekyforums.com/thread/209036649/video-games

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All urls found in this thread:

paladins.com/
forums.paladins.com/
status.hirezstudios.com/
pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz
pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?72875
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki
youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB
youtube.com/watch?v=a8zkWCiKcbM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9
paladinsdecks.com/
masterpaladins.com
paladins.guru
paladins.com/vip/
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016
pastebin.com/zYHWhTLY
veekyforums.com/thread/209036649/video-games
d1u5p3l4wpay3k.cloudfront.net/paladins_gamepedia/e/e8/Tyra_Skin04_TR_Taunt_Directed_Drogoz_1.ogg
my.mixtape.moe/viedpt.mp3
twitter.com/juiceDiem/status/976605289012117504
twitter.com/HiRezMartini/status/976568259058257921
smitegame.com/news/time-to-party-5-5-pc-update-notes
paladins.global/2018/03/open-beta-67-datamining/
youtube.com/watch?v=pbHYV8nnhnM
paladins.com/events/siege-of-ascension-peak
youtu.be/J7mJ4cZEyfk
paladins.com/ranked
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?73436-Open-Beta-68-Updates-Notes-March-28
veekyforums.com/thread/209283354/video-games

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Is support fun?

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WebTool
WebTool

In terms of fun
Blasters > Support > Other Damage > Flanks > Tanks

Skullbone
Skullbone

I bet you liked it.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Reminder, that drogoz is still the best husbando, and all other champions are nothing compared to his beauty!

Playboyize
Playboyize

Did not

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

d1u5p3l4wpay3k.cloudfront.net/paladins_gamepedia/e/e8/Tyra_Skin04_TR_Taunt_Directed_Drogoz_1.ogg

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

And Smite!

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Your healing numbers are okay-ish for a Seris with a ruckus to heal, but that Jenos had less healing than you by a far margin, and he had an Inara to pocket. How long did this match take? Was it a steamroll?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Just admit you healslut.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

hey guys people aren't playing Willo as much anymore, what do we do?
make her voice even worse than it was before, take away the good voice so no one can use it, and change none of her skills or her hurtbox
wil do, senpai

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I'm feeling faint... Please, believe in me...

Lunatick
Lunatick

even more disgusting than lianposters

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

be sure not to use the good sound booth we have, the intern's 100 dollar blue yeti microphone will work just fine
no the echoing just adds to the charm

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

my.mixtape.moe/viedpt.mp3

Lunatick
Lunatick

I hate nuWillo so much.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

You can hear the audio saturating from the cheap desk microphone they used.
fuck, I think my laptop microphone wouldn't saturate at that.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

twitter.com/juiceDiem/status/976605289012117504

DMBrandon to cast the SSG - EUN showmatch with Hindu

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

tiny head and no wings

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Inmate
Inmate

does anyone actually know who any of those people are or care about them?

farquit
farquit

I barely even post about him though, but every now and then people need a reminder of his true beauty. He'll always be better than any other champion, and that will never change!

Booteefool
Booteefool

go away smite

RumChicken
RumChicken

shut up white bitch

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I'm indian u fuck

DeathDog
DeathDog

how about you stop being a degenerate and post about maeve like decent folk

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Inmate
Inmate

smiteniggers confirmed actual niggers

JunkTop
JunkTop

APMXCW30130380320
APMXCB3017E980320
APYC304E710871222

SMITE CHESTS

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Today is the day

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

We don't speak like that in /palg/.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

We never got so many paladongs chests.

idontknow
idontknow

Better than being a Brazilian Paladongs player.

girlDog
girlDog

I'm the guy who originally posted the DM thing, not taking part in this.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

maeve
Nty.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

twitter.com/HiRezMartini/status/976568259058257921

Inmate
Inmate

From Khan's twitter bio:
I like being up close and personal in combat, where I can smite my enemies.

I TOLD YOU PEOPLE
"WE DESIGNED HIM AS A FIGHTER OFF-TANK"
GONNA HAVE NOTHING BUT SURVIVABILITY AND CROWD CONTROL

hairygrape
hairygrape

changing Lian's ultimate

Martini can burn in hell

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

^ retard

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

smite

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Hindu's expression conveys my feelings well

APMXCB
Blue Mixer Chest (100 fp)

APMXCW
White Mixer Chest (25 fp)

Ody code has expired

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I hope you reported him for toxicity.

Supergrass
Supergrass

lianposter is retarded
shocking

Playboyize
Playboyize

Fifth Paladins actually Smite Code. Maybe this time you won't get an avatar profile pic :^)

APYC304F951371222

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Maybe this time you won't get an avatar profile pic :^)
You reverse jinxed me and I got a VP for a go I like

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

ares ultimate

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Newfag here. How the hell do I play the dragon.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I keep being surprised by the fact that my love grows even stronger every day ever since I met her.
But it's only logical, as her angelic beauty and kind spirit are unmatched by anyone else in my eyes. I simply love her, I love my wife so much.

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Stop flying

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

you pick bomb king instead

If you must play the dragon, some points in forward thrust distance is mandatory. He's not really weak but everyone else is just so strong.

farquit
farquit

Because that worked sooooo well for Ash.

Inmate
Inmate

Paladins strike feels like shit

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

It should have been on PC.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Now players must aim their auto attacks
Is that as dumb as it sounds? I'm not big on mobile games by any means so that sounds like a pretty shitty experience to me

Snarelure
Snarelure

Newbie here. I can play BK, Makoa, and Jenos pretty well right now, and I'm currently learning how to play Fernando. Who else is good to learn beside them?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Buy schoolgirl Maeve so that we can get Captain Maeve and more.

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

battlerite has aimed auto attacks and people called it the paladins killer

cum2soon
cum2soon

Damba and Zhin

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Not until they reverse their position on mix/matching extant skins/voice packs.

idontknow
idontknow

battlerite wasn't a phone game

Firespawn
Firespawn

Fuck you shill, I'm not giving this game shit especially after they gutted customization. I didn't even have time to put in my paypal info after cards unbound got removed before they fucked shit up again

TechHater
TechHater

Don't spend a penny on the game until it's out of beta desu.

likme
likme

The mix match removal feels even worse when you think about how this will hugely detract from the appeal of any and all future skins they could add. Removal of a feature or functionality has extremely far reaching consequences.

massdebater
massdebater

It's literally the main reason I'm considering not getting any future skins, because honestly what's the point if you can't fix the small parts you find disagreeable? I mean, some VPs are just... not that good. Especially in comparison to others. Robo-ying is objectively superior to Genie-ying, for example.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Last stupid code for stupid smite game

APYC305247AF71222

goodnight /palg/

Illusionz
Illusionz

I can no longer use regular ying hair with replicant
What's even the point?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Goodnight codeposter.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

smurfing to play with friends
spam VGS on Willo, they voice how annoying it is
play one game at level 5, then everyone quits

Were they right about her voice?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Old Willo was annoying, but that's kind of the point. she's supposed to sound like a screeching child.
New Willo genuinely sounds like they had an intern read the old lines in a cubicle. What they had in annoyance, they replaced with pure cringe. It all sounds so bad and it's clear whoever is reading her lines doesn't even understand what character she's trying to voice.

Hey sound pouty but not very interested in your job
WILL DO

cum2soon
cum2soon

can't use quicksilver with replicant
can't use dutchman VP with plush makoa
can't use shroom-Grover VP with anything else
can't give copNando the shield of America
there are so many things wrong with this direction they're going, but they don't give a hoot.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

You don't, he's not very good in this patch. Play Yiffbait support instead.

Firespawn
Firespawn

used doom shroom body with default leaves to make brocoli gfrover
people always found it funny
can't do it anymore
hardly even a point in protesting it because reddit is full of poorfag drones who unironically think hi-rez will improve in quality and want free skin sets from their partially acquired skins

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happy_sad
happy_sad

Pretty much the main reason I got Alley Cat Maeve was because of being able to use the ears with other parts, and I don't think I'd really want the pirate one if I couldn't mess around with it separately. And then they're also removing all but one of the recolour sets on top of that for no reason, it makes absolutely no sense. But that's just their M.O lately, yet they still expect people to have faith that the skins or anything else will be "better". People should really be a lot more vocal about this change, regardless of how much you use it because it sets an awful precedent.

Methnerd
Methnerd

can't use doomshroom vp with autumn grover
*inhales*

SniperWish
SniperWish

Is that even Hirez's twitter, or is it just some fan rping as Khan.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

i fucking hate shitskins. i hope they get their own server so i am never again blighted by their incompetence.

cum2soon
cum2soon

No visible nipples

Ruined.

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Should I play Smite?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

sleep tight based codeposter

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I mean, it's not like it's bad voicework.
The problem is it's literally Evie again for what, the third time now? But not only that, it's also her original voice was already perfect because she was supposed to sound annoying, but they probably got like 3 crybabies in one of their surveys saying she sounded annoying despite that being the whole goddamn point of her character.
I don't wanna point fingers at her VA, this was 100% HiRez's idiocy for caving in to the weeps of children that have probably never paid a cent. The difference in quality and how well the original fit the character wouldn't have been so obviously apparent if they recasted Kira from the very start as Willo. But they didn't, and now we have a marginally better point of reference to judge the new voice for the true disgrace it is.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Yes

Floaticorn ward skin
JUST

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

No

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

What do you think of Khan design?

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

battleborn head

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I like it. He's a big guy.

Booteefool
Booteefool

He looked better in the old video

Firespawn
Firespawn

He looks really cool. I'm looking forward to seeing what his abilities are.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

oh god it's gonna be hercules redesign all over again
people say he has a tiny head
hi-rez being so funny decided to make a skin where his head is even smaller
haha that sure showed everyone, can't wait for derphan

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

When I was listening to vis vp I imagined an old knight dude, but this is okay too.

WebTool
WebTool

Looks like shit.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

"Hold the fuck up"

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

He's a big guy.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Looks like a skin for Bomb King.

Soft_member
Soft_member

how to stop a Moji????

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

pick a sniper

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

It's easy. Just hit the esc button and click Exit Game.

Firespawn
Firespawn

It's real. The official account is following it and the Lian account.

askme
askme

You shouldn't be getting jumped by her because she has no special movement abilities like teleports or stealth, that being said everytime you see her you must focus fire her, she's the one character that you can never ignore, scream to your team to focus the Moji, people will want to help because she's annoying af, then just burst her down or force her to retreat.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Give her the dick.

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Lian account.
And it gives her a full name. Lian Amarasi-Marila.

Lunatick
Lunatick

I find it funny how they have no time to push out stable bug-free patches but they do have time to go and create Twitter accounts to roleplay as some champions because reasons.
I know the type of people working on each thing are completely unrelated but c'mon.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

if 2 people focus moji she either dies or is forced to flee

her right click spray aoe attack has really short range, beyond medium range her DPS becomes really bad

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Definitely

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Inmate
Inmate

Why the hell are Strix and Terminus' skins 80k instead of 30k?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Because fuck you that's why.
It'd literally be cheaper to buy the chest than to spend the crystals to get that many VIP points. Assuming you're starting from a non-VIP status.

TreeEater
TreeEater

No thanks

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

YOU DARE CHALLENGE MAKOA?!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

why is there no smite general? it has 10k players on steam. it cant be that dead, right?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

give everyone like 100k vip points
inflate the prices by 250%
Classic lo rez

StonedTime
StonedTime

I'm pretty sure all the smite players are from reddit save the two or three that actually post here.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Gotta have your priorities.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Long story short anons got tired of futa spam and shitposting so they left then the shitposters left to discord and all that's left is a handful of anons posting here. We managed to keep a general going for a bit but it failed, there isn't enough to talk about to keep the small amount of anons interested in keeping a general alive coupled with the fact that no one is autistic enough to keep the thread bumped with shitposts. Example: here with maeve shitposts bumping or /ps2g/ with gn or gm or ptchooo bumping.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Damn that sucks. Who am I gonna shitpost about my lack of Sun Wukong skins with now?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

/r/Smite and discord killed it

idontknow
idontknow

The fellow smitefriends who lurk within the thread.
tfw "only" 1000 fp away from the privilege of buying Groovy Aphrodite
haha this sucks

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

i want to FUCK moji

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Tell me about Khan, why does he wear the mask?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

209207350
haha who cares

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I don't really like any of the skins in the fp store. I'm hoping they add more or rotate some out soon
Didn't he just get one? There's way more gods with less skins than him.

Nojokur
Nojokur

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

whoever decided to make that 16 years old at hirez is based

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Art of Maeve and Scylla stepping on user's dick when?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

moji is really easy to deal with noe compared to talus, who will chase you down and outduel you 100% of the time.

Spamalot
Spamalot

dmbrandon is the rabies of smite except dmbrandon hasn't been fired

MPmaster
MPmaster

pixie died for this

farquit
farquit

I'm still enjoying Skye, but I feel like I should try other champions while I'm low level. Do I get the founder's pack?

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TechHater
TechHater

giving money to lo-rez
ever

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

how much is 20 bucks to you? It's all subjective, I mean I bought the founders pack 18 months ago and I more than got my moneys worth.

Also Skye has been gutted patch after patch because shitters can't deal with a frail elf. There are much better flanks to choose from so if you don't have hundreds of hours to grind and some extra cash or items to sell on steam marketplace grab the founders pack or test em out in the practice room and see if you need to play some champs right now.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

if you like the game, sure, why not? Personally I never got it because I enjoy grinding to unlock things.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

black guy turns his guns sideways to shoot

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

how did lorez get away with this

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

that's a really cute maeve

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Thanks for the advice! Bomb King is super frustrating to play against, at least for me. I'll take a look at other heroes
I can see the appeal of that

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Burger king skin when?

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Founder's pack is worth it if you can see yourself playing this game for at least a hundred or more hours. I wouldn't try and go for spending money beyond that to become a cosmetics whale though because Hi-Rez is super fickle with their decision-making, and don't care about biting their community in the ass (see the recent changes to skins/voice packs).

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Cassie reworked 3 times over
Skye still has a pig face with shitty cleavage and textures

massdebater
massdebater

smitegame.com/news/time-to-party-5-5-pc-update-notes
new patch smite nerds
daji nerfs
cu chu nerf
kuang nerf
more isis buffs
discordia nerf
more vulcan buffs
wukong buff
erlang buffs
malice buff
another ichaival buff
silver branch buff
witchblade buff
midgardian mail buff
asi buff
mastery skins for nemesis, amc and achilles
chibi amc skin
sexy ass nemesis skin
tech zeus skin
cosmic khepri skin
weird looking artemis skin
HUGE fuck you to everyone above level 30

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Reminder that Paladunces will never have mastery skins like this because of muh space theme.

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

WHY POSTING SHITMITE PATCH HERE YOU DUMB FAGGOT??.....THIS IS NOT /SHITGEN YOU FUCK GTFO!!!

SniperWish
SniperWish

autism

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Shitrez and their hard on EXCLUSIVe shitty skins no wonder the game is a fucking joke among boba player only their retard cock gobbler play the shitty dressup tank battle

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

fuck off maggot

Evilember
Evilember

bad posts

Illusionz
Illusionz

Yeah but it's locked inside of that shitty sp00ky chest with like 42 other items in it.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Its fucking aids that so many of the skins are in chests. Just make them like 700 gems or something.

Lunatick
Lunatick

give talus a nekomasu skin

Emberburn
Emberburn

mfw I didn't hit 30 yet because I'm a lazy fuck and barely play SHITE
I wonder if that skin coupon works on exclusive shit too or just on shit you can buy.

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cum2soon
cum2soon

Hopefully people bitch about older players not getting rewards so I can get some gems and coupons.

TechHater
TechHater

Today
IS
The day

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

i am afraid as usual

cum2soon
cum2soon

Patch streams are friday faget

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

it's today

Flameblow
Flameblow

20+ pages of card balance
The last time this happened was OB64, so I can't decide whether to be excited or to panic.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

how many hours?

TechHater
TechHater

you fuckers know maldambas getting a nerf to the card that reduces missing heals cooldowns right?
its broken

massdebater
massdebater

agreed
give it to pip, he needs it way more

likme
likme

8-9 hours

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

8 hours +-5 minutes from now

Methnerd
Methnerd

his head isn't tiny, his body and armor are just massive. its hercules all over again

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Flameblow
Flameblow

brandon was fired though, after telling a suicidal fan to kill themselves on stream. ever since he got himself fired he bashed hirez and their games nonstop (while still playing them). he somehow still had fans after that, and now he's somehow being a caster for the game agian. its almost like hirez is incapable of learning of its mistakes.

farquit
farquit

Dm is gay. I don't see how people can watch him, he's not even that good at the game.
he's casting
Seriously? I'm surprised that lorez can still surprise me with their retarded decisions.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

they need to stop listening to small loud pouches in the community, like bmbrandon's fans and the subreddit. every time they try to pander to them it never works anyways, i don't know why they still try.

SniperGod
SniperGod

What are you gonna miss the most after the nerfs?
blast shot Cassie in TDM

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

ez maldamba

hairygrape
hairygrape

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

oni
no horns/horn
But that's a much better Oni Talus than what we have anyway.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I wonder what'll happen to sets with face paint like Oni Talus, Conqueror Zhin, Zylo Ren and Crowguy Strix now that you can't unequip the helmets/masks

RavySnake
RavySnake

if talus' 40% damage resistance card isn't being nerfed im gonna FREAK

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Well, he's losing max hp, so those cards will come into effect at a lower number than now too

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

VP still not fixed

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Snarelure
Snarelure

terminus
20% dr at 40% hp
have to waste a leggo slot for a small buff
talus
40% dr at 50% hp
can use it on any build

Spamalot
Spamalot

Terminus
ATK speed only increases if he has 0 charges, which he needs
Measly attack buff on a nerfed mechanic of his
Pretty pointless damage reduction
Arguably a nerf for a long CD skill
I am pretty sure he's going against Khan one of these days. They better buff him back. Or not since HiRez isn't interested in buffing all that much.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Moji kawaii.

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

They promised a rebalance for Terminus's cards, so don't lose hope for the big guy

King_Martha
King_Martha

desu I only care for Ash buffs and nerfs, but since Terminus has had is so much worse, I feel kinda bad.

cum2soon
cum2soon

three fingers
disgusting

Booteefool
Booteefool

finally a skin that shows off Nemy's ass
Exclusive

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JunkTop
JunkTop

she's only in a 900-gem birthdayshit bundle

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

cute!

Illusionz
Illusionz

Don't bully the little bunny.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Reminder to report all posts about Smite because this is the Paladins general thread

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

All Hi-Rez brothers are welcome in /palg/.
This a place for love and acceptance.

iluvmen
iluvmen

. . . and Bot Smashers!

Snarelure
Snarelure

Fuck off smitefag

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

What is next for Drybear's career?

girlDog
girlDog

paladins.global/2018/03/open-beta-67-datamining/
Rental Skins

farquit
farquit

Hopefully moving to a different company where he won't be thrown around and wasted
the dude tries really hard

RumChicken
RumChicken

Pip is cuter.

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

SHUT THE FUCK UP SHITEFAGGOT
JESUS CHRIST WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO EXPUNGE YOU CUNTS FROM OUR GENERAL

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

lmao
u mad

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

We welcome smitefriends here.

girlDog
girlDog

You are right that I am mad
I will not tolerate these fucking shitefags pretending they have a single fucking foot in the door

massdebater
massdebater

Rental Skins
How can smitefriends be unwelcome when paladongs is slowly turning into smite?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

smite friends have always been welcome here

Flameblow
Flameblow

Go cry to the mods about it
Oh wait they don't care

RumChicken
RumChicken

GO MAKE YOUR FUCKING GENERAL
THERE IS QUITE LITERALLY N O T H I N G STOPPING YOU FROM DOING SO
And just in case your stupid pea-brains can't comprehend your current situation: This is NOT the shitfag general.

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

My little bunny can't be this cute!

takes2long
takes2long

It's a pity favor user, they can't keep a general alive. It's not too bad, they can help out when things get slow I guess.

massdebater
massdebater

They forced US out when their general was still thriving. Why should we allow those assholes in our home? Fuck shitefags, if they can't keep a general alive they can go to r*ddit or a containment discord.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

half-completed crystal quest just disappears

thanks hi-rez

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

THERE IS QUITE LITERALLY N O T H I N G STOPPING YOU FROM DOING SO
There is. It keeps on dying because not enough people care about it. Even at its worst, some time during the OB64 sperg out, /palg/ had a better maintenance than that of Smite's, who only reached 60 notes in 8 hours iirc.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Smitefriends and /palg/ays are brothers. If you have a problem with that then there is nothing stopping you from ignoring or filtering smite posts, or going to see a doctor about your autism.

askme
askme

where the fuck is the patch, retards

5mileys
5mileys

your welcome

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

If they can't keep a general alive on Veeky Forums where fucking kowata shujo and super niche games can still thrive, then they should stop leeching on other generals. No other general is this retarded or desperate as to try and live by proxy.
Smitefriends and /palg/ays are brothers.
[citation needed]

They delayed it another four months to remove weapon customization

Flameblow
Flameblow

1pm edt

TreeEater
TreeEater

your main
what you hope will change for them today
what you expect will actually happen to them today
Fernando
nothing
I honestly think they'll reduce Nando's fireball to 350 dmg but buff safe travel, towering barrier and last stand more.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Torvald
Nullify becomes cancellable
Nerfs to all protection cards and thanks grandpa because literally waiting for bubbles to pop is too hard for the playerbase

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Terminus/Drogoz
Not have them killed
They get killed
I should stop maining champs that always get curbed.

Playboyize
Playboyize

removing the only downside to nullify

fuck off

Evilember
Evilember

Nullify has downsides?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Talus
nothing
everything

RumChicken
RumChicken

ready to be disappointed? post your hopes for the new patch
rental skins
diamond chest exclusive skins

King_Martha
King_Martha

maeve
prowl nerf undone and she gets a triple jump talent
nothing

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Zhin
delays after skills reduced or removed
cooldowns increased

Skullbone
Skullbone

You people sure are pessimistic about the balance changes huh

w8t4u
w8t4u

why shouldn't they be

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

SMITEgen made fun of Tribesgen when it was dying.

girlDog
girlDog

Reminder that this is the last patch where Seris is going to be viable. Ying and Seris are trading their positions in the meta.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

You people sure are pessimistic about the balance changes huh
Where do you think you are?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

There is nothing to be excited about anymore. Khan is being perma-delayed, skins are being sacrificed on the altar of incompetence.

Shitegen needs to take a page from the Tribesfags book and fucking die then. They have no remorse and expect us to give even a single fucking shit

Soft_member
Soft_member

literally waiting for bubbles to pop is too hard for the playerbase
yeah I'll do that while chink of many oily flames hits me with boosted 850 shots and "demon" boy overcharges for 9000 rounds per minute.

Methshot
Methshot

I only use seris as dps/part-time flank anyway.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Drogoz
What I want
buff to base rocket damage
big nerf to salvo damage but a reload is incorporated into the startup animation so it always fires 6 rockets
30%+ height on thrust when you get Wyrm Jets
What he'll probably get
sped up projectile speed

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Evilember
Evilember

diamond chest exclusive skins
Why are these a thing? I'd cough up VIP points for the Grohk skin, but there's no way in Jesus hell am I gambling on diamond chests.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

sped up projectile speed
How idealistic of you.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

tribesfags and smitefriends are not the same quality of people

Bidwell
Bidwell

ye tribes people were better

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Not having your own shielding
Not having your team focus fire bubbles when flanks jump in
waaah!
Brainlet

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

crying about yomi of all talents
the talent that makes a single shot do as much as a single evie blast or Drogoz rocket

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Firespawn
Firespawn

teamwork

please stay on topic we are talking about paladins right now

Emberfire
Emberfire

What's idealistic about it? It's what happened to all the other projectile champs when they needed buffs because I guess Hi-Rez just wants their skill curve to be in line with the shitscans.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

torvald and flanks are using teamwork
you're too bad to use teamwork
Seems cut and dry to me.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Wheres the next healer. I cant one trick seris anymore since shes gonna get nerfed so hard

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

ash
chargable shoulder bash and a different rmb
more nerfs because reddit complained too much about slug shot

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

It's a long time problem already, it's one of the bigger reasons why he's not that good in comp because anyone decent could easily side step it. When they bother to do anything about it, it will be the day.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

mal'damba
health dropped by 200, card that reduces missing heals cooldowns has level 4 made an inherent part of his kit, increased damage by 50, nerf to sniper poison talent
health dropped by 200

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

make Valera a melee healer

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

seris is simple and boring, she should be weak

ying is complicated, she should be strong

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I can avoid Drogoz rockets you fucking spastic, can't do the same with this braindead chinks shots.

whereismyname
whereismyname

you might as well just make it a seris style auto-aim at that point

Playboyize
Playboyize

tribesfriends are welcome

JunkTop
JunkTop

I want bigger rocket explosions because you're shooting fucking rockets
fuck all this "tiny aoe rockets because high skill" bullshit

make rocket aoes huge on direct hits only if they're so important

Flameblow
Flameblow

only if you give it to ash's slug shot as well

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Smitefaggots were always assholes, no one likes them. I bet even other smites hate each other
This, tribes community wasn't nearly as autistic or leech-y

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

then why was /hirez/ more friendly than /palg/?

Emberfire
Emberfire

ASSFAGGOTS
of course they hate each other

JunkTop
JunkTop

smitefriends, globalagendafriends, tribesfriends, jetpackfighterfriends, paladinsstrikefriends, smiterivalsfriends, handofthegodsfriends, and botsmashersfriends are welcome

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

a meme general that tried to propogate its existence to snuff out /palg/ and lasted less than a day
Probably as a front. If you want an actual hugbox go to retarddit, little boy

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

less than a day

fake news

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

You are factually incorrect about all of them except strike since strike is literally paladins.

How far do you wanna move these goalposts? Three days? A week? Doesn't mean anything, the point is it was a meme and you didn't deny that nor it being a front to merge /palg/ with it.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Falling for the /s4s/ niceposting
Huzzah!

Techpill
Techpill

I understand what the word meme means so I don't have to argue about it with people who don't

JunkTop
JunkTop

A meme is anything shared between people including social references. The very short lived general is a meme. If /hirez/ had any footing whatsoever with the combined might of every non-paladins game it would still be here, wouldn't it? Go fuck yourself.

I can tell you're just a poser because of how you presented [s4s]. Go back to /b/

Firespawn
Firespawn

bullies are not welcome

Lunatick
Lunatick

If they need to lower his skill floor to compensate for how unrewarding he is to play right now, then I'd much prefer a bigger aoe than a sped up projectile speed because at least it doesn't affect how fun it is to hit his rockets.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

When's the stream? 2 hours?

SniperGod
SniperGod

i think it's in 50 minutes

Flameblow
Flameblow

45 minutes according to google time conversion. Idk how accurate it is. 1pm edt.

Snarelure
Snarelure

i am going to play Smite, wish me luck.

Evilember
Evilember

esto es el fin el grande padre

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Raynday you are part of the Paladins team, not the smite team.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Raynday still exists? I haven't seen him or PrettyHair in ages.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

good luck

whereismyname
whereismyname

VVGL

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

they stream on mixer now.

Methshot
Methshot

gross

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whereismyname
whereismyname

wh*te skin
yeah gross indeed

Spamalot
Spamalot

bullying chemo patients

you are even worse than the user who bullies smitefriends

Flameblow
Flameblow

be nice to alyssa

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

hi-rez programming lmfaoooo

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massdebater
massdebater

Please no racism.
This general loves all skin colors.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

There's black people and there's niggers
Do not accept niggers
Smiteniggers specifically

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I hope more hot chocolate mamas are added soon

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Lunatick
Lunatick

patch preview needs to come sooner

JunkTop
JunkTop

tribes community wasn't nearly as autistic
The guys still angry about it sure are.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

black
no sweetie. it's a fantasy world so black people don't exist. same goes for white people.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Shitshow in 20 mins

Booteefool
Booteefool

Do you think Kinessa and Mal are racist toward each other?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Maeve is still French though.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

i thought it was in 2 hours

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Good post.

RavySnake
RavySnake

how do i get a gf with a personality like kinessa's bros...

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Wait, does the patch come out soon or just a preview or something?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

just a showcase today.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Give Maeve a hijab.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Preview. Everyone's just itching to know the juicy details of the next patch. TEN minutes to go!

MPmaster
MPmaster

no

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

give maeve a hijab with a kebab weapon skin

Bidwell
Bidwell

Give Maeve a passive that makes her explode when she dies.

idontknow
idontknow

Is this going to be on twitch? No one can make me use mixer.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Burkini skins when?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Yes

cum2soon
cum2soon

so when the fuck does it actually come out what the fuck

eGremlin
eGremlin

nvm, you can watch it on youtube
thanks anyway for the reply

youtube.com/watch?v=pbHYV8nnhnM

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

5 more minutes

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

God I despise Hair so fucking much

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Chemo girl is cute1!
please look after alyssa

Firespawn
Firespawn

@209252113
kys

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

this video makes me laugh every time I see it desu, it looks so bad

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Maeve is Fantasy "French" France doesn't exist in fantasy worlds unless specifically stated otherwise. Since there is no Europe, there is no France, which means Maeve isn't white, just like how Lex isn't black.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

The writing is terrible too
talking about "convincing" and "recruiting" while at the exact same time talking about bringing an army of soldiers for a siege

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

worse animation than a PBS Kids show.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

no raynday
alyssa sounds like a fat girl
no "always I want to be with you" during buck's enlightenment scene

this is terrible

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

no, skin color does not imply country you fucktard

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

honestly though i don't mind them not putting a lot of budget for a forgettable lore shit

viagrandad
viagrandad

wow its the Joust map with generic sky whales

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

paladins.com/events/siege-of-ascension-peak

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

the art team KILLED IT
Holt, he is not

whereismyname
whereismyname

nice looking map

TreeEater
TreeEater

what isn't generic to you guys

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

amazing water

Firespawn
Firespawn

she's not even a real ginger

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

FACTION VS FACTION

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

shoehorned Magistrate vs. Paladins mode

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Purchase bundles for Crests to unlock special roaming emotes -- emotes you can use while moving -- for Androxus, Maeve, or Strix.
maeve got something!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Holy fuck its just CDR
We're literally just Smite

JunkTop
JunkTop

ANOTHER SERIS SKIN

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

academy skye and not maeve

fuck you not-holt

Soft_member
Soft_member

WEW
youtu.be/J7mJ4cZEyfk

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Skullbone
Skullbone

Told you faggots. Chris came along and is just telling them to make everything like Smite. They're going to do adventures just like Smite now.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

how did you find this pic

Bidwell
Bidwell

i knew it

Emberfire
Emberfire

becoming smite will save paladins

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eGremlin
eGremlin

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

ACADEMIC SKYE
MAEVE FAGGOTS BTFO

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

those are pretty fucking awful desu

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

fuck this

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Reminder you won't be able to mix and match any of this. Not even the music.

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

HIGHER QUALITY SKINS

viagrandad
viagrandad

seris underboob finally

Emberfire
Emberfire

wtf is this on max settings?
looks worse than old TF2 maps..

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

looks pretty good desu
they should make more casual skins instead of harder themes that'll ended up half-assed

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Seeing people create characters
then having the opportunity to give them emotes that show their personalities
and seeing them do THIS with them
it always makes me so sad

Also skye's hand clips through her weapon
Also Seris is just naked what the fuck

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

muh dick

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

SERIS WITH HAIR

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

did they just say seris is part of the magistrate? what the fuck

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Seris underboob
Oh no, muh crystals.

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

bully anyone using schoolgirl skye

King_Martha
King_Martha

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Spamalot
Spamalot

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

H I G H Q U A L I T Y S K I N S

Flameblow
Flameblow

featuring Raigon from the Battlerite franchise

JunkTop
JunkTop

I LOVE SERIS!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Ruined that Zhin by making his hair retarded

Spamalot
Spamalot

Look at how fucking shitty the fire effects on the sword are lmao

and of COURSE we have a demon skin
BECAUSE SMITE

iluvmen
iluvmen

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Just use his gray hair recolor with the rest of it.

Emberfire
Emberfire

the model looks horrible
so much for improved skins

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

the skins are actually higher quality
woah

happy_sad
happy_sad

supreme sempai

so chris is just turning it into a weeb game

Firespawn
Firespawn

I forgot how horrible watching hi rez patch notes was
"Look at this thing you have to pay 1000 crystals for, you can only get it for a week lmao"

SniperGod
SniperGod

cool splashart
awful in game
it is nice to see these "high quality" skins

TechHater
TechHater

Chris is bringing SMITE "collection bonus skins" to Paladins
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF PALADONGS

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

/palg/ in a nutshell

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Seris has the only good skin

Playboyize
Playboyize

Forcing Jenos, Zhin and Seris into a side
Good bye neutral factions

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

but our LORE and WORLDBUILDING

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

DEMON JENOS
MUH DICK

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

this, don't buy academic skye

Soft_member
Soft_member

maeve blows you away

hairygrape
hairygrape

all these muh customization fags being contrarian as expected

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Playboyize
Playboyize

Dancing Maeve!
Dabbing Androxus!

TreeEater
TreeEater

those emote
hahahahahahahahahahaha
they all suck

Flameblow
Flameblow

cringe

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Illusionz
Illusionz

Dabs
fuck this patch nvm

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

iono man being able to walk and emote is pretty neat actually.

viagrandad
viagrandad

This is literally Smite's Ragnarok/Birthday event bundle all over again

askme
askme

Did you not see the skin in game? The model looked like ass, but the weapon and VFX looked great.

likme
likme

make emotes to be used while moving
all of them just slide across the ground

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

holy fuck those new skins

ok hirez i'm fine with u taking away customization

hairygrape
hairygrape

chris trying to take a stand against dabs only to be laughed at

he tried guys

Playboyize
Playboyize

Game is literally turning into a worse SHITE. I'm abandoning ship

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SniperGod
SniperGod

The Andro one is the only one that doesn't seem like complete shit and that's just because he floats

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Balance section soon

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Overwatch UI

takes2long
takes2long

woah! the emotes just like from the vines!
so cool!
dab on them haters! what are thooosse! lol xdxd

Inmate
Inmate

T-that'd be terrible. Ha ha!

hairygrape
hairygrape

OVERWATCH

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

lol overwatch title screen

FastChef
FastChef

lo-rez's showcase PC can't even keep the shader from flickering

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

lmao

Methnerd
Methnerd

This is the same exact price as the Smite Adventures bundle.
Beware Paladunces, your game is going to become Smite Lite.

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

JUST GIVE US THE PATCH NOTES YOU MASSIVE RETARDS

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Paladins pulls a Smite
FUCK OFF WITH THIS BUNDLE SHIT!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

spoil and hype khan
release it next patch
lmao what

Skullbone
Skullbone

What if Demon Jenos is an incubus?

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Supergrass
Supergrass

RIP my crystals, I need that Supreme Senpai
Dude, the game was Battlefront 2 lite for months, I think we'll be fine with it becoming Smite lite

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I honestly want the emotes just to piss people off with them

MPmaster
MPmaster

It's a beta.

Playboyize
Playboyize

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SniperGod
SniperGod

maeve didn't get the schoolgirl skin
it's not fair

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

snipers get even more cover on timber mill and they closed a flank route
lol

FastChef
FastChef

really like the look of Zhins sword
remember you cant mix and match
fuk

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

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SniperWish
SniperWish

you can still mix weapons

Nojokur
Nojokur

start playing again
"hey this is fun again"
customization IMMEDIATELY removed
brought up and tossed away on stream in less than a minute
Smite collections and 1000 gem 1 week only buy gems now limited skins immediately brought back
for more cookie-cutter demon skins
Even more retarded out of character emotes

Yeah I regret reinstalling this. Ive finally learned my lesson for good. Don't even touch hi rez games.
Bye palg. I'll miss you.

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Lunatick
Lunatick

you will never see Maeve up skirt
Why live?

RavySnake
RavySnake

stealth bushes removed

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

at least the ice map look better now

Emberfire
Emberfire

Frog Isle made smaller.

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farquit
farquit

Frozen Guard again
REWORK ICE MINES

Illusionz
Illusionz

Ummm Palatards, why is the new UI just the Overwatch UI but shit?

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SniperWish
SniperWish

This announcer sounds like Stamper

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

The Overwatch UI was shit too.

Booteefool
Booteefool

A very bland patch overall

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

only 10 placement matches
Thank god

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

this

Flameblow
Flameblow

fuck you we still have better waifus

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SniperGod
SniperGod

this new Crier AP
"""quality""" skins locked behind 900 crystals

SniperWish
SniperWish

no alyssa ap :(

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

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eGremlin
eGremlin

now i undestand why they put the profile down there

whereismyname
whereismyname

krett
disgusting

Supergrass
Supergrass

paladins.com/ranked

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

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FastChef
FastChef

We haven't even heard the balance part (what matters) you fucking retards

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

krett on the bike
fucking disgusting

farquit
farquit

Chris is a silver player
LMAO
Loading frame shit now
Oh boy they're gonna be selling champion picking pedestals soon too.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Paladins
better waifus
You're delusional.

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StonedTime
StonedTime

be a vivian main
defend her against all criticism in this thread
keep using her even while her reveal is broken
can't get her skin because I don't play ranked

goddamn it why

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

new map
new UI
retouched old maps
Khan(?)
???
I've seen a lot more emptier patch than this

Nojokur
Nojokur

wards and recalls in Paladins WHEN?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Everyone remember to thank BASED CHRIS for turning Paladins into a Smite x Overwatch abomination.

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MPmaster
MPmaster

LFMAO
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
AHAHAHAHA

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

LITERALLY SMITE LMAO

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Spamalot
Spamalot

who are you

farquit
farquit

now they're literally taking god cards and loading frames from Smite
SMITEfriends vindicated

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happy_sad
happy_sad

literally smite
Also that Willo art is awful

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

we still have better waifus
no

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Better git gud then shitter.

FastChef
FastChef

It was either this or death

TreeEater
TreeEater

ur dad, fag

Lunatick
Lunatick

So let emt get this straight.
The change to the cosmetic system wasn't optimization, but so they could literally make the UI a rip off of Smite and Overwatch, and re-use Splash screen art for portraits?

likme
likme

Dark Lord Evie
What did they mean this?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

BALANCE HERE WE GO BOIS

SniperGod
SniperGod

still a million times better than the original portrait

RavySnake
RavySnake

good post

eGremlin
eGremlin

I'm just leaving the general now that there's nothing left for me to like in paladins. The balance changes won't bring anyone back. Might see how the player numbers continue to drop though

how come team two gets two evies?

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Supergrass
Supergrass

there is not a single female in overwatch that would not vote for hillary

takes2long
takes2long

^ lol

Methnerd
Methnerd

bad patch

Flameblow
Flameblow

shit patch

Evilember
Evilember

I never said that dummy.
But "White" refers to a specific group of European people. Just like how "Black" refers to a specific group of African people. If Europe doesn't exist in the fantasy world, neither can white people.
The correct term for fantasy characters are light skinned and dark skinned.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

this general is highly delusional

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

talk about the numbers instead of regurgitating the blog

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

ash is thicc

farquit
farquit

pigxie shilling for free in this general

Inmate
Inmate

Why pick Evie when Ash is thicc

kek

viagrandad
viagrandad

that dumb nigger can't ever keep his Ebonics to himself.

massdebater
massdebater

how and why do you always bring her up if you don't like her?

JunkTop
JunkTop

they're literally just reading the blog

Bidwell
Bidwell

are you brain damaged? white refers to their white skin, black to their black skin. fuck off, retard.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

t. low test

Snarelure
Snarelure

Wrong, cyka.
Considering that both the Magistrate and Paladins are full of retarded whores, the only decent female champions are the one that are neutral, like Seris, Kinessa, etc.
I'm sure that all the Paladins whores would vote for Hillary, while the Magistrate whores would vote for Trump.

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Skullbone
Skullbone

WHERE
ARE
THE
BALANCE
CHANGES

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

what blog

w8t4u
w8t4u

they fixed drogoz
yay

TreeEater
TreeEater

holy shit that before hitbox was garbage

Skullbone
Skullbone

Drogoz has been made smaller 2 whole times
lmao

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

t. dumb nigger

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

seris isn't neutral, she's in the magistrate they confirmed it today on stream

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Did I miss the new champ?

hairygrape
hairygrape

no

Snarelure
Snarelure

hehe

Emberfire
Emberfire

"We're not really hurting the playstyle based on recalibrate and her teleporter"
"Except we're adding a cooldown to Calibrate so lmao get fucked and stand still sniper"

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

no he's coming in ob69 so they can drag the event out fo rlonger like smite.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

RIP aimlet makokos

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

;_;

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Raynday needs to talk in his nigger voice more often

StonedTime
StonedTime

willo's old voicepack is back

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

ModeratorTwitch PrimehirezChris: WILLO WILL HAVE HER OLD VP IN OB68. :)
I'M FEELING FAINT

PLEASE

BELIEVE IN ME

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Just use his gray hair recolor with the rest of it.
oh no no no no

Playboyize
Playboyize

Why?
Can't she just be part of the Abyss gang with Androxus and the other future edgy champs?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

both has shit tier waifus
only widowmaker and mercy are atractive
the other characters are ugly as fuck

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Paladins ob83 datamining:

We feel that towers and phoenixes take too long for players to destroy. For this reason we are adding AI-controlled "minions" who attack enemy structures down certain lanes.

Many players complained that the first-person view made it difficult to play effectively. Third-person view is now default but first-person view is togglable.

Added the following skins to the Anime Chest:
- Hentai Seris
- Mahou Grohk
- Neko Maeve

Snarelure
Snarelure

she needs to be part of a faction so she can participate in the event since they made a skin for her :(. wait it's over already?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Pharah
ugly

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

good, fuck Kinessa

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Wait this is it?

Emberfire
Emberfire

gold is stil useless lmao

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

delete academic skye

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

get into Paladins from Smite
now they're turning Paladins into Smite
For those of you who aren't Smitefags, the loading screen and the event screen are ripped straight from Smite, as are the skin changes. I wonder why they'd make their game more like the old and less popular game though?

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Techpill
Techpill

brown people are ugly

Soft_member
Soft_member

Jenos is a a part of the paladins
apparently he has the power to end the war on his own which is why lian wants him
so why doesn't he just nuke the magistrate?

viagrandad
viagrandad

"removing customization is okay as long as we get better skins!"

You realize that we can't get "better skins" because of the artstyle of the game, right?

Higher textures take up more resources.

Which is a contradiction because they want to optimize their playermodels.

But they want to be able to do more unique designs.

But half of the concept art designs change the silouhettes of the characters

Which goes against their reason of trying to make it easier for new players.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Congrats user, you cracked the code that people figured out the day the changes were made. They're still gonna go through with it though.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

uh no it doesn't. stop being stupid on purpose.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Pharah is best Overwatch girl.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

20 pages of balance changes
Discuss them for 5 minutes
I hate patch shows.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Well, that was kinda disappointing.

iluvmen
iluvmen

The robot characters have more personality than Pharah

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Demon Jenos is a manlet incubus!

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

less popular
It may be less popular but it's more stable than Paladins constant dive. Apparently more profitable too, based on the presence of limited-time bundles.

Hi-rez remains committed to Customization Castrated

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Where are those 20+ pages ?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Wtf is this disaster?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

shut up wanker

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takes2long
takes2long

No idea, Raynday just said that it's 20 pages during the show. Now we have to wait a couple hours for them to put up the patch notes

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

not!Overwatch UI
not!Smite adventures
not!Smite frames
chink art for loading frames
modular cosmetics removed
first wave of eye/ear cancer skins
more limited skin cancer
reinforced spammy Andro playstyle
patchwork fix for instant teleport Kinessa
2/10 patch

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I don't even care about the customization being axed as long as the base models receive an update.

Give me those high polycounts and improved shaders ffs.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

STILL
NO
ASH
BUFFS

MPmaster
MPmaster

smite patch shows
patch notes up before the stream ends
paladins patch shows
have to pray that we actually get the patch notes on the same day

Inmate
Inmate

patchwork fix

the only proper fix is to remove her from the game

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

So what was veekyforums.com/thread/209036649/video-games then?

WebTool
WebTool

new ui looks awesome

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Oldman Zhin
Mitebecool

y tho

Snarelure
Snarelure

Seris

SniperGod
SniperGod

but it's more stable than Paladins constant dive
That's because of the Paladins dev team making shitty decisions, not because the game had too much customization options and wasn't a Smite rip off. Not making enough money? Let's make the game P2W and delete every single player's loadouts while ignoring their feedback on it, then waste time and resources reverting it once the backlash takes its toll. New players are "too confused?" Let's dumb down the game itself instead of updating our incredibly old tutorials and adding in-game hints for newbies.

Since Smite is hardly that popular, most Paladins players are gonna be oblivious to them just slipping in more and more Smite shit until Paladins is a bland shell of its former self. Pretty sad desu.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

really makes you think

whereismyname
whereismyname

Seris's underboob skin.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I would like to remind the retards in this thread that just because a character is part of a team in an event with two teams doesn't mean that they are officially part of that organization lorewise, you stupid fucks.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

*inhales*

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

this lore event doesn't actually mean anything lorewise
lmao @ that retard

Flameblow
Flameblow

Is it gay if Mal'Damba's and Seris' snakes touch?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I didn't say that though.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

top kek

takes2long
takes2long

tfw they could've made Demon Jenos a cute succubus (male) for the fujoshits and muh dick
get some ugly motherfucker
It's like Low-rez doesn't want my money.

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TechHater
TechHater

We lost skin customization for THIS? What the fuck? Why?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Haha, but this unironically. Not having all those ads in the home menu makes it look much nicer.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I'll be buying all 3 bundles, and all the people who complain about chests should be buying all 3 as well to support this system or they will just go back to shoving more skins in the diamond chest. Also the skins look fantastic, really like all 4 of them. The underboob on seris is a little goofy and unnecessary but the jewelry and head gear look amazing. The new map looks really great as well, and I'm happy with all the season 2 map changes. Not a huge fan of them making the loading screen look exactly like smite. I would have preferred a different layout, but no biggie. Hopefully the will bring back individual champ borders for ranked champs in the character select screen, and a role call for people to throw up which positions they'd like to play(like smite). And why no Khan this patch? Bummer. All in all a great patch without looming at balance yet.

JunkTop
JunkTop

i don't feel like playing anymore

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Do you think Seris calls her penis a snake

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

2bh bandage seris is ok but she doesn't look like she'd clip with any of the other skins

Skullbone
Skullbone

but now we can't even pretend paladins isn't a f2p overwatch clone anymore

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Shutup Raynday

Emberburn
Emberburn

no schoolgirl Maeve
no Maeve panty shots

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

[Template #2839]
Demon Jenos isn't a cute succubus (male) so no.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

at least willo got buffed

massdebater
massdebater

no one talking about deadzone being back to its prime again
it's all bickering about skins and nothing else
The /palg/ experience.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

At least Skye got buffs so there's a reason to use her and get the skin, right? Right?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

i'll keep playing but im not gonna buy anymore skins or anything. already have founders and this new update will give me full sets of skins for every single champ.

Illusionz
Illusionz

there are people that actually expected schoolgirl Maeve
despite 'time is ticking' tweet
despite datamining

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

the fact that kahn/karne isnt in this patch despite all the spoilers is triggering
im also upset by how the new animations just slide

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

who gives a shit about willo except the two anons that don't stop bitching about her voice

Lunatick
Lunatick

Paladins dev team
I doubt they are the ones making the decisions to do the sweeping changes. They are only implementing them.

That probably why so many bugs still aren't getting fixed. They are being forced to work on "new" shit.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

the other characters are ugly as fuck
But if you pay an artist to draw porn of them entirely off model, they're amazingly attractive.

iluvmen
iluvmen

I would love to talk more about balance, let me whip up those patch notes with balance changes- Oh, wait...

WebTool
WebTool

nah

FastChef
FastChef

Yeah but that argument hasn't held up for ages. Much better to just point out what the game does better than to argue against strawmans.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Khan and Karne are different people. Khan is the new champ, Lian's boytoy. Karne is the leader of the magistrate, Skye's boytoy.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

space mariens

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Overwatch didn't create the UI btw.
It's actually an incredibly basic barebones one.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I'm shelling out the 900 crystals for those 4 skins, fuck you.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

maeve posters are retarded
whats new

Flameblow
Flameblow

I love this man.

Illusionz
Illusionz

But still, its pretty much the same exact thing.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

You're wasting 900 credits on skins you cannot customize and no one will care because the player count will only continue to decrease or transfer from shite's pool

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I bet Karne is into pegging.

Illusionz
Illusionz

I hate the Timber Mill change, just fucking close off a flanker route, why don't you.

askme
askme

these patch notes better be amazing

Flameblow
Flameblow

they won't be

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Disregard the previous poster, he is an angry ash main.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Skye's boytoy
He isn't dead though, Skye only fucks fresh corpses so her boytoy must be a corpse too.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

what's the point of playing ranked when the reward is a vivian skin

Playboyize
Playboyize

If you get bronze you can use Raynday's #LeBronze meme.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Yeah. I like the changes for the other maps, especially the gate opening on Ice Mines after you cap the point but Timber Mill looks like it's gonna be almost Overwatch tier in how much in funnels you to the point. Not looking forward to it.

DeathDog
DeathDog

What if Karne received a Terminus treatment?

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w8t4u
w8t4u

Is it too late to get swat Fernando? Will he come back?

Snarelure
Snarelure

not even any reward for getting to grandmaster or masters

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Too late, bud. Sorry.

Emberburn
Emberburn

That's true. . . I also don't play those champs much. Damn, they just look so good.

massdebater
massdebater

I really dont fucking care.

hairygrape
hairygrape

this is why people don't want you smiteposters in this thread

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Awful skin.

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

If I'm going to play edgelords like Andro or Maeve, might as well be ebola incarnate, what difference an emote makes?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

people still won't fucking learn that skins look nothing like their concept/promo art
Why?

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Inmate
Inmate

There are some terrible things happening to those shoes.

likme
likme

I want to dab on them haters.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Reddit folks are loving the new patch and the new skins, why aren't you?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Why did alyssa and the cosmetics announcements get a comfy restaurant while raynday and the gameplay changes got relegated to some dark alleyway with a poorly functioning mic?

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Well I guess I'm in agreement with the Redditors, then.
Patch looks good so far. We'll have to see the patch notes to get a better idea, though.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Because Demon Jenos isn't a cute succubus (male) and I don't want Paladins to be SHITE 2.0

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Playboyize
Playboyize

customizationfags and anti-smitefags getting btfo
patch is looking to be one of the best in a long time

Where were you when Paladins entered its second golden age?

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Supergrass
Supergrass

Because I'm a bitter old man.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Well the new skins do seem to be of a bit better quality than the old ones, but only time will tell if they'll really up their skin game. Demonic Jenos in particular I can't imagine would work under the old mix and match system.

This patch does seem to be pretty good though. Can't wait to test PTS.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Reminder that you can both have skins that take all slots and skins that don't, just like other games on the market.

Firespawn
Firespawn

still no patch notes
fucking hell

Booteefool
Booteefool

i'm just upset that skye got a schoolgirl skin instead of maeve

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

How about you stop thinking that your dumb smelly cat thief deserves to get something every patch?

Supergrass
Supergrass

maeve is trash mate. At least Skye mains can admit their flank is bad.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

This, Skye should 've got a Teacher skin

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Guess they were too confusing for the average player.

Playboyize
Playboyize

No, Skye does seem like the type to deliberately dress like a child for lewd purposes.

massdebater
massdebater

Hot teachers are way more lewd though for characters with authority like Skye

JunkTop
JunkTop

one of the biggest points of the change is to improve performance.

But it already runs perfectly fine on toasters!

The change is to make it run even better. Being able to run effectively is one of the most important parts of Paladins. It is why LoL is bigger than Dota. It is why Fortnite is becoming bigger than PUBG (in addition to being free). And it is this increased performance that gives Paladins its biggest competitive advantage over Overwatch.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Are we getting PTS today?

I need to know if best girl is actually back or they just lied like last patch

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Evilember
Evilember

t. anons tsundere for Maeve

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Flameblow
Flameblow

improve performance
1 or 2 fps max

Inmate
Inmate

But it already runs perfectly fine on toasters!
It doesn't run perfectly even on good specs though.

likme
likme

she hasn't had anything new since october

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Frozen guard is proof that people can't handle stealth grass. Snipers literally sit in the grass across from the point emptying a clip on the tank while oblivious teammates do nothing about it.

The stream said tomorrow.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Star Slayer Ruckus is the only good Paladins skin.

Skullbone
Skullbone

so saturday

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

how much you wanna bet that you will need to repurchase the VP to use it?

Lunatick
Lunatick

complaining about maeve when ash hasn't gotten jack since ronin
At least you have mastery costumes

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

It's kind fapable.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Sorry, I find it hard to believe that devs that tried to suddenly force a mode with much higher system requirements on the game actually give a shit about improving performance on toasters.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Mastery skins a shit.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Hey, Dragonfire Lance is pretty good now.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

And Buck hasn't gotten anything ever since Buck Wild. What's your point?

takes2long
takes2long

Maeve is more deserving of attention than Buck.

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farquit
farquit

OH YEAH BROTHER

Inmate
Inmate

tried to suddenly force a mode with much higher system requirements

which is probably why they tried to make it a new game almost immediately, in addition to organizational reasons.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Subjective, selfish and entitled. Just like all Maeveposters are.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

How was the enemy team this bad? The match was a cakewalk.

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

still no patch notes

happy_sad
happy_sad

You're team is just as bad

Snarelure
Snarelure

2 tanks + jenos vs 1 tank and fucking pip

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Are you new?
Paladins patch notes don't come out for like a week after the stream

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

^ lol

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Non quoting lolposter always on point

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

what happened to the vip tier 5 mount

SniperGod
SniperGod

playing kinessa on primal court
both the enemy flankers focus me when they can
get ulted by talus
teleport into spawn
he leaves
pop back out
doubletap the little shit
repeat until game ends
mfw 10/0/13 victory

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

playing a meme mode

5mileys
5mileys

a dumb emote is popular in fortnite
hi-rez has to add it to their game too
lol

TechHater
TechHater

can't wait until they reveal the big new feature that will make their new battle royale game truly unique: building!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

smite has had the fidget spinner since forever

King_Martha
King_Martha

Skin crafting when? Gotta jump on every single fucking bandwagon

Also where's the fucking patch notes I don't want to talk about how this game has turned into something I don't enjoy anymore

askme
askme

The School girl Skye splash art is different on Rayn's video.

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

probably anytime in the next 3 hours. If it isn't up by closing time EST then don't expect it until tomorrow.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Hmmmmmm.

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Methshot
Methshot

Sai (or whatever its called)
Looks close-ish to a knife
Maybe the people who want schoolgirl Maeve will be getting what they want.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

knife thing
tail
Schoolgirl Maeve is coming boys!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

More Smite codes

APYC3057BB3571222

Oddessy (Avatat) Chest

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Don't get ahead of yourselves. Chris is an unpredictable man. Everybody thought the snake was a damba hint, too.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Who else uses knives and has a tail?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Schoolgirl outfits for everyone!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

who else has a snake

Spamalot
Spamalot

schoolgirl Jenos
I'll buy 10!

Methnerd
Methnerd

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Inmate
Inmate

so all these new skins are 300 crystals direct purchase and come with a diamond chest?
that doesn't seem right

Evilember
Evilember

Lizard Eye Avatar

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

it's like this because they're only going to be available for purchase for 2 patch cycles, then the skins get locked away until whenever Hi-Rez decides people should be allowed to get them again. At least that's the Smite way

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

you will need to purchase 200 crystals VP

eGremlin
eGremlin

n-no! its 900 crystals and hirez jewery at the mists of it!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Talus!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

another Seris skin
I mean shes my favorite but its actually kind of retarded how often she gets skins.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Schoolgirl Maeve

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Bidwell
Bidwell

Needs to fix the hair and stockings badly.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

schoolgirl willo when?

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TechHater
TechHater

my toes

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

That doesn't sound like something a serisposter would say. Are you sure you aren't an assblasted yingposter in disguise?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

people buy skins for seris, that's why they make skins for seris

DeathDog
DeathDog

No but between Madam, Angelic and Demon its already hard to pick.
This pure sex isn't even fair.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Willo dies before she can finish high school
;_;

takes2long
takes2long

They'll have to retcon that unless they plan on replacing willo with another fairy. that be a sad event. Willo just fucking dies.

hairygrape
hairygrape

to be fair, i don't want skins for dudes anyways.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

don't you guys think seris gets too many skins?
i am absolutely not jealous, seris is my favorite haha
n-no im not yingposter seris is so sexy amirite
i just think it would be more fair if the skins were spread out

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

You stupid nigger 75% of the cast barely gets full skins in a half-year span. Fuck ying, fuck seris, fuck lian. Moji has literally one (1) skin change and it's a recolor. Terminus got that shitty jotun skin that's worse than nothing. But let's give seris another fucking skin, great distribution

Lunatick
Lunatick

hirezchris tried to veto the dab but his cringey meme-loving staff put it in anyways

chris still has to fight against an uphill battle it seems

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

newest champion has no skins
WOW

Methnerd
Methnerd

chris is a silver ranked player so he should be lynched

Techpill
Techpill

Excuse me for expecting hi-rez to put in some effort. I should know better than to expect things from them by now.

people who play the game are better at the game than the developers
Name me one multiplayer shooter where the developers effortlessly shit on everyone else

massdebater
massdebater

what if she pulls a doctor who and regenerates as a dude

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

There's literally nothing wrong with dabbin.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

You must be joking if you think I would use my princess as a ploy in such a dumb argument.

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Skullbone
Skullbone

So, Seris is going to be available to play on the Magistrate side in the Siege of Ascension Peak, right?

Lunatick
Lunatick

yes

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Yes, like all the best girls.

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

seris is on magistrate for some reason
khan and lian want jenos too
The Godlet was right, fuck these elf losers

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Damned Magistrate, hogging all the best boys and girls.

farquit
farquit

Why does best girl gotta be the worst tank?

MPmaster
MPmaster

more Smit chests here unlike Paladins lmao

APYC305BB20C71222

JunkTop
JunkTop

Which side is Maeve on, other than my side?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Despite what females dwarves look like, Barik is actually a man, user

hairygrape
hairygrape

Wait till you see new Ruckus and Term, Ash at least has some utility.
But who knows, maybe they all end up shitty.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

based smitebro

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

None, she steals from everyone.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Maeve and friends.

massdebater
massdebater

tfw people are going to have dance parties on point instead of playing the game on

we TF2 now

Booteefool
Booteefool

I mean for the new mode.

girlDog
girlDog

Chronos VP
IMMA RACECAR

SniperGod
SniperGod

Hell knows, maybe she won't be available. I could imagine that some other champs like Grover are going to be locked away too.

StonedTime
StonedTime

When you spend fantasy points in the store, do they subtract from your total fp count for rewards?

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5mileys
5mileys

HiRez hasn't said and PTS isn't up yet, but the paladins have more flanks than the magistrate so maeve will probably be thrown on team skye.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Nah.

5mileys
5mileys

Neither, probably.
She's only on the side that pays the most money.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Being able to heal yourself by 50% of your HP every 3 seconds is not broken

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Odyssey! Ya see!

APYC3061340671222

King_Martha
King_Martha

forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?73436-Open-Beta-68-Updates-Notes-March-28

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Final Reward for completing 40 Daily Quests has been changed from a Diamond Chest to a Gold Chest
Daily Quests will no longer reward small amounts of crystals.
lol

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

bros.....

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iluvmen
iluvmen

disregard this post actually i didnt bother reading a few inches downward

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Stealth grass has always been a point of confusion for new players, while also adding little to map tactics for experienced players.
lmao

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Developer Commentary: Stealth grass has always been a point of confusion for new players, while also adding little to map tactics for experienced players.
yep

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Resilience Price Increased from 200 to 300
Wew.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Azure Cassie will be gone
God dammit, thats one of my favorites.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Bushes has always been retarded.

Methnerd
Methnerd

pink armor for best boy is staying
wow they actually didn't fuck that one up

Emberburn
Emberburn

mommy wher did the enemey go? I want to shooty shooty stuff!

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Playboyize
Playboyize

Willo: Default voice pack has been restored

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Inmate
Inmate

AHAHAHAHAHAAAA

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

This compensates for the bad stuf.

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Inmate
Inmate

those kinds of replies will never be clever and just make you look dumb as fuck

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Shenanigans●Gain {10|10}% Movement >Speed for 2s 4s when entering Dead Zone
they buffed shenanigans!

Supergrass
Supergrass

buffing some BK cards
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Booteefool
Booteefool

As a pure tank ash, I don't mind these changes.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

NOOOOOOOO

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Lunatick
Lunatick

Yikes, that's a huge nerf

SniperGod
SniperGod

Now if they just make her less hideous she will be best girl

Supergrass
Supergrass

Leviathan
Reduce bonus health from 1600 to 1200
OH NO NO NO NO

Bidwell
Bidwell

What's even the point of Slug Shot now?

FastChef
FastChef

Good, she's pure cancer.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

i like the new maeve cards

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Now people are going to bandwagon on Shell Shield and will discover it was the best legendary all along.

Fuck.

Methnerd
Methnerd

weeb skye skin
it'ds habbeding

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Range.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Least shell shield is respectable to play against.

5mileys
5mileys

Come right up and spin, spin SPIN! for your chance to win a sparkling and shiny skin! (for Smitefriends only)

APYC306A286F71222

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

nuke the daily quest crystals
remove diamond chest 40-quest rewards
have to log in literally every day to get the crystals on day 6/7
Watch them jack up the prices on the diamond chests. Just watch.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Please pray for my stone son.

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Soft_member
Soft_member

Final Reward for completing 40 Daily Quests has been changed from a Diamond Chest to a Gold Chest
At least i don't have to play this game every day anymore for a 1/3rd of a month.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Season 2 Ranked
There will no longer be portrait frames indicating current ranked division.

I actually like this. I hate it when my teammates give up before the round even begins.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Giving away diamond chests monthly was way to much with how little content is in it.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Bomb King
Health reduced from 2400 to 2200
get shit on nigger

Emberburn
Emberburn

But that's still forty quests.
That's a bare minimum of 14 days a month you're playing the game for at least an hour.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

good patch

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Fixed a description error stating that Seris’ damage and health were scaling at 20% per stack, instead of 2%

How many Seris players knew about this? You scum.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

^bad post

StonedTime
StonedTime

yeah we didn't get any in a looong loong time

eGremlin
eGremlin

Vivian
Sensor Drones (Ability):
Now Reveals to entire team
Now Reveals Stealth.
Reduced Radius 90 > 45

Best girl got better.

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takes2long
takes2long

Skyemains BTFO again lmao

Snarelure
Snarelure

make a new thread now kiddo

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

okay I need context
Did Trump realy dodged in a way that strongly resembled a dab or is this a photoshop?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Sounds pretty fair to me for a gold chest. If you're only putting 14 hours a month into the game why would you even care.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Willo

○ Voice Pack
● Default Voice Pack has been restored.

○ Deadzone
■ Enemy players can no longer heal inside Dead Zone.

○ Seedling
■ Modified projectile collision to reduce unintended proximal impacts
(does not get caught on corners and walls as often).

○ Cards
■ Photosynthesis
● Gain {5|5}% Reload Speed for 3s after using Seedling.
● NEW EFFECT: Activating Seedling generates {1|1} ammo.

■ Shenanigans
● Gain {10|10}% Movement Speed for 2s 4s when
entering Dead Zone.

■ Spritely
● Gain {15|15}% increased Air Control for 3s after Flutter
ends.
● NEW EFFECT: Gain {5|5}% Damage Reduction for 3s
after activating Flutter.

■ Twilight
● Reduce the Cooldown of Dead Zone by {0.5|0.5}s
{0.7|0.7}.

Voice is back. Deadzone change is actually huge. Seedling will be slightly more useful now. Shenanigans is also getting love and is probably still one of Willo's best cards despite the bugfix.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I bet they still haven't fixed the "seedlings spawn in the wrong place" bug

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

it's still too early

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

They're not bad but I don't think they're really great or interesting. At least it wasn't a nerf but I still don't really want to use the cards, except for the pounce one but I already sometimes used that.

MPmaster
MPmaster

All similar thrown projectiles have a weird behaviour like the gourd and the firebomb.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Mal'damba got gutted holy fuck

Emberfire
Emberfire

Wow the jews realy did it this time

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

200 crystals for a uncommon skin lmao

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Butt must be bigger.

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Daily Login

Day 7 Login now rewards 35 Crystals instead of 25
Day 6 Login now rewards 15 Crystals Instead of Gold

Finally, they go back to the old way of gaining crystals.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Players owning a voice pack for a champion will receive that champion’s default voice pack
does that mean that i need to purchase the VP to use the Cuddly Makoa voice?

massdebater
massdebater

Don't be an obtuse bitch, user. That's 14 hours you could spend doing literally anything else. The diamond chest was a fair reward for a 40 quest cost because it attached a good enough value for time spent. You do the monthly grind, get a nice thing.
Gold chests don't have nice things. They have sprays and now suddenly a shitload fewer recolors than they had before.
So if you can find the willpower in yourself to stop gargling cock for even a second, perhaps you can realize that not everyone likes the Smite model of "rewards."

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

tfw only just rediscovered the satisfaction of the blast refill card and they just delete it instead of working it into his base kit or something

SniperGod
SniperGod

Foxy Lady Da Ji
based

5mileys
5mileys

new crystal system comes out
wait a minute that means i have to play everyday!! Jew rez remove this right now"!!"!!
old crystal system returns
WAit a mintue that means I ahve to logitn everyday!!
Jew Rez removet hsi right now!!!!

fucking faggots holy shit

TreeEater
TreeEater

Logging in isn't the problem, you intentionally dense fuck.

Flameblow
Flameblow

If you have Cuddly Makoa but not the default Makoa VP then it'll give you that. But because of the reworks you can only use Cuddly Makoa with the full Cuddly set, not with any other sets.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

450 hp less
Ow, what the fuck.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Evie and Mal's only recolors are dorito orange
Inara is losing here dank purple-green skin
Skye lost blush and canary for the stupid eva reference skin
This is beyond disgusting.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

seems to be his problem at least you faggot

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

previous system
log in, log out, not playing a single match
quest system
do long-ass quests but gain more crystals
now it reverts back to the old system
yeah because bleeding players sure is a good thing

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

veekyforums.com/thread/209283354/video-games
new

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Okay which Legendary am I supposed to pick now? That CC immunity was the only thing I cared about, popping it on your healer who was near the grumpy bomb was a godsent.
Now its gone.

Fuck, Im angry

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whereismyname
whereismyname

tfw happy about damba being trashed because I'm an aimlet that would rather use seris or jenos
He didn't deserve those nerfs though

King_Martha
King_Martha

we've got all these different colours for the default costumes that are already made, are easy to make more of while adding some visual variety and could be a great gold sink, what should we do?
lol just delete them all
It makes absolutely no sense and didn't make any sense from the very beginning.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

It IS bad voicework though. You can hear the reverb through the microphone because they didn't do a second take.

Illusionz
Illusionz

you know aimlets can still play maldamba if they put 5 points on the 'badaim' card

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

No longer applies CC immunity
thanks god

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

w-whats your argument exactly
im saying you all bitched at the last time the crystal system changed so its sorta funny that you're all doing it again
it almost deservers a ^ lol

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

That is the point, if you're only putting 14 hours a month into the game you're better off investing into other things. Its a waste of time to play a game like this, at least I can't see how it would be fun. But yeah the 300 crystal reward was just to much to give away for (basically) free. I risk sounding like a shill but you really can't give away that kind of shit for free in a game where the only money you can make is off cosmetics.

Gold chests are basically throwaways but plentiful, compared to the 5+ diamond chests surplus people are on due to the rewards + twitch prime

JunkTop
JunkTop

This doesn't look good.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I'll go with the one that gives damage.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

veekyforums.com/thread/209283354/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/209283354/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/209283354/video-games

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Nothing gets my dick harder then exclusive/limited skins.

Emberburn
Emberburn

You mean bad recording and possibly directing.
The voicework (as in, the quality of the voice acting) itself is fine, but absolutely not fitting to Willo, which was the problem to begin with. Evie sounds completely fine and it was the same actress.

Bidwell
Bidwell

That was more lamenting that it was now the ONLY way to get crystals outside of paying for them.
I can tell because that's my post.

TreeEater
TreeEater

If it doesn't fit the character it is bad.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Ying Buffs

The birth of a flankier flank Ying, and heals too I guess.

So stupid the amount of outfits they are deleting though. Holt leaving was a mistake.

Illusionz
Illusionz

teammates give up
They were bad, and always will be bad.

iluvmen
iluvmen

○ Mending Spirits
■ Increased Cooldown from 3s to 4s

damson

The damage is gone if the shield busts now.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Smite doesn't have rental skins after level 30
I literally could not care less about you nerds think about me posting here and I'll continue to do so until I feel like stopping

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

But now I can't troll my team because I decayed all the way and they don't expect golds to do anything.

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