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147.135.10.140
147.135.10.140:7778
147.135.10.140:7779
147.135.10.140:7780
memesystem.party:27070

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First for bully

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Lanky is for bullying!

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147.135.10.140:7779 TONS OF COOL PEOPLE AND NO SHITTY FAGS JOIN US NOW

Kill that underageb& shoesnatcher willy on sight
Upon further review, the footage also shows that he literally said "Please senpai don't kill me" and then he spurgs out about no game no life again, I didn't capture the part at the start of the round where he insulted the d bois and ran to the d boi spawn, this is right afterwards
streamable.com/b5dz1

strawpoll.me/15335490

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>1:03
>senpai please don't shoot me
>BANG BANG
best streamable I've seen all day

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>nobody is gonna draw Doc taking off his mask to reveal another mask

If I knew how to draw, I'd do it myself but I don't know how to draw.

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>Join
>Have to wait until next round to hear people
When will this get fixed?

could use the post above you as inspiration

Did 7779 just shit the bed?

>tfw you snipe a spot just when the match is restarting in the first try

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thought it was just another one of my lag spikes getting me dropped

Yeah and since it did I added the disarm mod to it. That the user made last thread, now disarmed dboys come out as gunlets, disarmed nerds come out as CI

Cool.

Sweeeeet!

BULLYING

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I added the new Servermod and Assembly file + added escapee_detained_check = true;
and the disarmed dboys didnt respawn as gunlets

>When peanut scares the living shit out of you
I screamed. I don't even know where he came from.

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Just tested it in 7779, didn't work on a d-boy.

Also NTF seem to not be spawning with their radio.

strawpoll.me/15335667

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Post streamables

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Stop throwing grenades at SCPs you retards.

I know why the radios weren't spawning, had to fix a config option.

my dad works for steam and he said if you throw a grenade right into an SCP's mouth it instakills them when it explodes

fuk u

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That is the worst lanky I've ever seen

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Do not bully the peanut.

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NICE
I'll try to draw femnerd from now on

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There are so many great things about this

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gottagofast

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>tfw I was an idiot and didn't save the old streamables and now they're gone forever

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WOOOOO
ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

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>disconnect during round start
>join back
>YOU ARE SPECTATOR
t-thanks

>spawn as nine tailed gay
>afk for 30 seconds
>oh cool no one tkd me
>go to the elevator
>die to a grenade
is there no way to escape the elevator grenade?

Shoe snatchin Willy here. You'll never stop me from spurging up the server. Your pure rage and autism only makes me want to be more annoying.

stop posting this tumblr garbage please

Go to bed timmy

make me.

You've already reached high poon status, enjoy your eternal griefing

don't make me get the hat

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>Implying I won't griff twice as hard

>when the nerd closes the door in your face

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Damnit timmy i'm to tired for this shit just go to bed, mommy's gotta work tommorrow

I miss elevator dinging.
It only happens when Doc camps the nuke room anymore.

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V CARD

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I tried to warn you all about the underage kid but your complacency allows people like poon and shoesnatching willy to destroy the community

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>Playing a match
>There's a mic spammer in the server
>He sounds like a middle schooler
>Deal with his shit all round
>Can't kill him because ff is off
>He's using the intercom non stop
>He turns the intercom on and is about to say burger king foot lettuce
>"Tyler come, I'm not gonna tell you twice, get ready for bed you have school tomorrow"
>He logs out
>Half of the server has laughing fits

Are you sure you're not playing with Shoesnatch?

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>moving so fast as peanut your attacks don't even hit when holding down the mouse button

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>Destroy the community
>Plays the game

Nigger, Calm your autisim. Where you bullied by a group of 12 year olds or something.

Every
Fucking
Time

He'll be gone in a day.
Everyone knows poon is an annoying fuck. Any other shitty people get TK'd to death, or eventually banned by an admin.

Don't be so fussy.

I can't connect into 147.135.10.140. Anyone else having this issue?

Or blinking straight into the fuckin Tesla gate.

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>someone throws a grenade in the elevator right before the doors shut
maximum kek

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>maskless doctor
>>maskless doctor with normal skin
>peanut with a face and robotic like body
>and a fucking mouth

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>griff

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dumb underage cunt

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>thread goes on /v/ for 15 minutes
>population quality declines significantly
but hey at least quantity went up right fellas

the thread complaining about shoesnatching willy is still up

i've seen scp:cb get completed and ive seen gameplay, but ive actually never played myself, so I tend to shit my pants when i get lost/left alone as CI or NTF(or any role) because I don't know where the fuck im supposed to go and I don't want to stall the game by being lost or anything. what should I do? I've went through all the tutorials for secret lab and those didn't really help, they only just taught me how to use 914.
>tl;dr
im a newfag at secret lab, how do I avoid getting lost?

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be

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you don't, it randomizes that shit

You learn by playing, don't worry about extending the game, if anyone wants to end the round they'll kill the SCP's and use the nuke anyway.

There's no avoiding getting lost.

*
>be me
>be 049 for first time
>get stuck on electric trap and die

Oh, alright.
Also, last thing, how do I kms for future reference
I guess I'll just learn how to play the SCPs with time

post ips

>how do I kms for future reference
Tesla gates in heavy, grenades, fall damage, ask a friend to shoot you. There's no key for suicide, sadly.

bully nerds/dbois who have a gun
run into a electric fence
bully furries/chaos
or be a zombie and try rushing a squad of people with guns

throw a grenade at your feet or run into a tesla gate. you aren't stalling the game unless you are making a conscious effort to do it (IE camping in an out-of-the-way spot with your face against a wall for 5 minutes straight), as long as you keep moving around and trying to do stuff no-one will care

Escaping as a d-boy and taking down NTF along the way is so incredibly fucking satisfying. That furry camping gate B can suck a dick.

147.135.10.140:7780
147.135.10.140:7780
LETS GO BOIZ

>Taking down an NTF Lieutenant/Commander with only a regular pistol
POP POP MOTHERFUCKER

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>be dboi
>take a risk and rush peanuts room
>get gun
>blast 2 scientists
>make 05
>take the skorpion from armory
>kill an mtf in heavy
>cheeky scientist thinks I don't see him pick up the mtf gun
>pop him too
>make it to entrance
>put an mtf down before larry gets him
>lanky mauls me as I'm running from larry
I was almost cool

The game would be a lot more scarier if z boys and Larry werent stuck in the T pose

You just don't understand.

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I'm killing him the next time I see him

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147.135.10.140:7780

7 people, let's make this the koooo server. GET 20!

it's so weird seeing myself in other people's videos as a background character

When Fucking Skeletons died in that room, we spawned together as NTF and went back to 914. His scientist body was still on the ground, and another NTF shot him in the head, claiming he was an SCP in disguise, using the body of a dead scientist (as a meme).

This game is bananas sometimes.

The fact that hes using a ss13 trope and hes an underaged shitter hurts my soul.

Why is the gunplay so wonky?

>tfw I'm in that streamable

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>tfw really like the scp stuff
>tfw also to afraid to ever play

SCP:SL is fun because you're never alone

Whats the secret of getting out of the pocket dimension?

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It uses pic related, an awful engine that's only popular because it's free and runs on everything.

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Not too spooky! Especially if you're in a group. Fear those Tesla gates though. I told somebody I was scared of them and the next thing I know I got zapped. They can smell your fear.

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a few weeks back there was an exploit where you could check all the exits but now it's just random, there is no secret anymore, just check which exit doesn't have a corpse in it
if you see someone go through the right one, right click on your ammo box to drop ammo leading a trail to the right one just in case you get sent there again

t-thanks. But I think I'll just keep on listening to people reading scp stuff and then not being able to sleep.

>The only SCPs I ever get are Peanut and Larry

GIMME DOC YOU CUNT

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