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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Brigitte is LIVE. Not in comp till season 10.

Latest PC patch notes
playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

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overstalk.io

Hero tips, tricks, and basics
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Hero item checklists for all events
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Personal stats / leader boards
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Skullbone
Skullbone

veekyforums.com/thread/209177431/video-games
they'll probably give it a piercing effect, like Moira's piss.

And yeah, it'll be cancerous.

RumChicken
RumChicken

second

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I really dislike this script

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Nerf D.Va

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

nerf yourself

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

The villains win again...
Florida has no chance on KOTH

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I wonder what color Chicago will have.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Buff D.Va

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

will we get next hero during the league?

hairygrape
hairygrape

pink white black team when

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Evilember
Evilember

veekyforums.com/thread/209177431/video-games
hinting at letting reaper cancel out of wraith form
That sounds great and something that should have been there since the beginning goddamnit but it isn't exactly a very meaningful increase in power, is it? Is Reaper's mobility tools really the problem? Because the way he seems to underperform at his own role seem like more of a problem to me. The Mei buff seems really good though.

girlDog
girlDog

Nerf your ugly face.

Playboyize
Playboyize

use twitch5 or whatever it's called now because I'm sick of the ad spam during OWL
realise just now I'm not getting tokens because of
well fuck

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

deleting your post and making me look stupid

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I hope the next hero is a tank.

Emberfire
Emberfire

What they replaced his E and gave him some sort of alternate fire?

SniperGod
SniperGod

tfw no alien hero

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Widowmaker

idontknow
idontknow

Are there any good overwatch youtubers who aren't completely obnoxious?

RavySnake
RavySnake

I needed the (you)'s from a fresh thread.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

when someone picks up runaway for a new team

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

i don't get why people care about the tokens
all the skins looks bad with a few exceptions and everyone who uses one just looks like a massive fag anyway

King_Martha
King_Martha

aren't completely obnoxious?
Ragg Ta- Oh.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

jump in front of an earthshatter

massdebater
massdebater

if they nerf the OP hero im good at ill fall out of plat
she will be nerfed eventually so you might aswell learn to play other heroes

iluvmen
iluvmen

youtubers who aren't completely obnoxious

likme
likme

Talon tank. An omnic.
"but Talon wants people to hate omnics"
He thinks the omnics will win.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

can the players hear the casters ?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

ster

RavySnake
RavySnake

don't use any ad blocker
still get no tokens
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS

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Supergrass
Supergrass

That's the thing, we want the few exceptions that look good. The fact that there's more than one means that we want more than the free skin.

eGremlin
eGremlin

you don't like them
everyone must immediately stop liking them too!

How fucking egotistical of you. you must be fun at parties.

JunkTop
JunkTop

No, they can hear muffled noises because their headsets are used for aviation normally.

Nojokur
Nojokur

OneAmongsMany is pretty chill

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

dumb yunposter

Bidwell
Bidwell

Why do players not simply turn around during hero select and see the giant screen with the other teams choices?

farquit
farquit

They get in trouble, that's what the officials are there for.

Snarelure
Snarelure

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StonedTime
StonedTime

sinatraa can't stop spraying every 4 seconds
Someone cut this kid's adderall dose back.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

referees behind you

Nothing personnel

Firespawn
Firespawn

Bruh it all makes sense now

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

*blocks your view*
what do?

Supergrass
Supergrass

READY TO GO WHOLE HOG

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

try and move me bro

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Holy shit TVIQ carry

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

do they wear earphones to not hear the casters

Emberburn
Emberburn

I can't particularly picture at first glance any alternate fire that would fit what he's supposed to do, not even his grenade launcher from the announcement short. He's the non-nonsense frontal contact tank melter, but his ult doesn't suit that role at all, and his time-to-kill against anything in that class except Winston doesn't really suit that role either, especially now that Roadhog has rather meaningful damage reduction during his E

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Why is brigitte only available on comp on the next season? This is literally the most retarded dev decision i've ever seen.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

cwoosh is based

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Welcome to overwatch now get out while you still can

Techpill
Techpill

what if linkzrs GF looks at the screen and communicates this to linkzr by way of her intoxicating female pheromones? Or some other way?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Cause blizzard's "seasons" in comp are meaningless
So to give them "identity" they release new maps and heroes once per season

Nojokur
Nojokur

99%
taken away
What is this, Gold?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

SAN FRAN SHITSCO SHOOK

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I was done a long time ago, I think I've stopped on season 2. I just got back because I have 2 friends that play this shit so we chat on discord while playing comp.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Impressive.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Because they want each season to have it's own flavor. This season's thing is Blizz world

But it's retarded if you ask me. In 6 weeks, people are still going to instalock Brigitte in comp with no idea what to do. Not everyone plays QP

idontknow
idontknow

They should add armor piercing rounds to Reaper's shots that make it so that when someone with armor is healed back up, their armor isn't restored, but they have normal HP to replace the armor pool. Game needs more debuffs like that.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

jesus that snipe on babybay i didn't even see it

they are probably based hero releases and big adjustements around the OWl stages

they apparently can still hear a little bit even with closed noise cancelling headphones

viagrandad
viagrandad

trying to win without sleepy's zen

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

You know it really is sensible to not dump them in comp so people can actually learn how they work before gambling SR on playing them.
I mean I know comp is just quick play to a lot of people but you technically are supposed to put your best foot forward in that mode and not play things you have zero experience on

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

How do I become the league's cumdumpster?

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

nevix suicides
why

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Dr Poko, I'm CIA

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

ilios ruins devolves into hide from the sightlines and the widow

this is hot garbage, gameplaywise and map design wise.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

"tviq isn't good" - Idiots on /owg/, OWL Stage 1

Nojokur
Nojokur

oh lmao that's what they're for

viagrandad
viagrandad

You see, Bronzie, you get off the map to reset the push with your team quicker

Playboyize
Playboyize

Who are the best 5 players in OWL?
Who are the best 5 non koreans in OWL?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Every fucking rank

Flameblow
Flameblow

Soon enough these "friends" will be sucking your dick and enticing you to buy lootboxes. You fucked up.

SniperWish
SniperWish

perma debufs would be cancer and reaper doesn't need even more buffs. like several heros his problem is because of mobility, when you don't need that the heroes are fine and balanced. it's just that certain mobility comps are better the majority of the time.

RumChicken
RumChicken

To not get staggered and feed ult. Observe your local Roadhog to see the opposite of this.

Nojokur
Nojokur

QP is the shittiest thing about this game, they couldn't even do a fucking public server right. The locked matchmaking format on pubs is a shitshow. They could have at least made QP victory count as arcade because even to win some retarded lootboxes you need to play those gargabe game modes.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

"bro his CRIT accuracy is higher than his SCOPED accuracy, it's like the LEFT CLICK shoots rapid fire at HEADS or something, what the FUCK, that is AMAZING"
uh
i
y-yea it's tough to get headshots, moving on

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

solo healing
in ruins
implying sombra is a healer

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SniperWish
SniperWish

Aren't the PCs below the screen? I think you don't see the screen if you look above while sitting on the PC.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

150k well spent

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

HAHAHA GET FUCKED ALIEN RETARD

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

/OUR GUYS/

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

150k

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

150K
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farquit
farquit

150k for an alien
still lose

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

O N E
H U N D R E D
A N D
F I F T Y
T H O U S A N D
U N I T E D
S T A T E S
D O L L A R S

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Firespawn
Firespawn

Can you do chargebacks for 150 thousand dollar payments?
Asking for a friend.

RumChicken
RumChicken

150kg > 150k
150kg > 150k
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Illusionz
Illusionz

FLORIDA

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Soft_member
Soft_member

150k

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Emberburn
Emberburn

I love t mobile !

Emberfire
Emberfire

tea bag
Lose

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SniperGod
SniperGod

Why do people always switch to Junkrat once they start losing? This seems to happen almost every game now

RavySnake
RavySnake

I'm not that retarded to waste my money on cosmetics.

But why even do this shit at week 2 or 3 of the new season? Why having seasons at all? The dudes ive been playing with are complaining that dive meta or some shit is there for almost a year now, whats the identity of all those season?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

gambling SR

you gamble SR everytime you play comp unless your a 6-stack with professional gaming friends

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

/OURGUYS/ FUCKING DID IT. SHITNATRAA BTFO.

viagrandad
viagrandad

based hifumi

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Playboyize
Playboyize

Minimum effort character you can still get picks with.

Emberfire
Emberfire

JJonak
SBB
Profit
Birdring
Gesture

Who cares

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

ALIEN FROM PLANET 092 ON SUICIDE WATCH

GET FUCKED BY SECOND WORST TEAM IN OWL
FUCKING TBAGGING PIECE OF SHIT

JunkTop
JunkTop

SF soldier in the replay furing pharah barrage
his dead corpse doing a cartwheel in the air

I need a shooting stars meme of this asap

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Don't forget bastion

Methshot
Methshot

Sinatraa BTFO
It is the WC all over again.

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Love Florida. Logix woke up and started performing. He's so good.

Emberfire
Emberfire

I wish they'd let us have matches bigger than 6v6.

One of the things I like a lot more about TF2 is the larger player count on both sides in casual modes.

SniperWish
SniperWish

actually learn how they work
You can only do that against competent teammates and enemies, which is impossible on QP. Guess what, the strategies or whatever you use on QP wont work on comp because people at least pretend and try to play together.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

which is why you should increase your odds by playing your best shit not your first ever game of brigitte

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I keep mentioning this, but it seems fitting to give him the skill to bypass damage reduction. The only people who have that on a consistent basis are tanks, after all.

I don't think mobility is an issue for Reaper, because mobility is not a basic aspect of his kit like it is for Tracer or Doomfist or Winston. He just needs something to make him a bit more effective at dealing with tanks, which again, is his role, but not something he particularly excels at because overall tanks have been getting steady buffs since the game's release while Reaper really hasn't.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Second worst team in OWL

Fuel is worse

askme
askme

Brigitte added to live
not in comp until s10
Season 10 when

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

should I stay up to watch the next one bois?

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Methnerd
Methnerd

Jjonak
SBB
Gesture
Birdring
Fissure
with about 10+ more koreans before the best nonkorean shows up

Flameblow
Flameblow

why do people get so butthurt over teabagging?

DeathDog
DeathDog

inb4 "logix had a pocket zen"

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

A lot of people swap to Junkrat against me. I'm a trashmouse main and carry a lot of the time on defense. I can't tell you how many times people swap to him and try to counter me. He does actually have a pretty high skill ceiling, yes a better and more experience Junkrat player can shut you and the rest of your team down. No your Tracer hours will not give you the ability to be good at him.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

beat the fuel
beat the valiant
just now beat the shock
I-is this the start of the comeback for Florida? Could they really be a top 4 team?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Nomy is fucking trash. Ruining /our guy's/ reputation.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Logix Unleashed
It's big boy season.

girlDog
girlDog

Let's be real here: Dallas stole Florida's place as the second worst team in the league.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Shock only lost one point
still standing over Mayhem

Bidwell
Bidwell

enjoy your ban

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

post yfw
San Francisco Joke

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Emberburn
Emberburn

I had a feeling Mayhem may steal the victory from Shock, but there is no doubt in my mind Shanghai have NO chance against the Outlaws

It's a symbol of disrespect

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Cute!

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Unless you love to see the dragons getting asswiped

massdebater
massdebater

It's just obnoxious and juvenile. Especially when a mediocre player does it. It's like your genji saying "ggez ;^)" after getting carried.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

delete the state of California desu

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

What, in Stage 3?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Anyone else think that the Dragons might actually pull it off this time?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Shanghai is freelo

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Supergrass
Supergrass

Why do everyone in that team look like either a pedophile or a serial killer?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I think Soldier is the ultimate "we have 1 minute left and need to win" pick

cum2soon
cum2soon

Depends. Have the Koreans arrived yet?

idontknow
idontknow

hey guys what if we run solo mercy for support and rely on sombra

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

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DeathDog
DeathDog

Haven't two of them?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

It's the same difference as someone killing you and putting their spray down: Disrespect

cum2soon
cum2soon

No.
They start in stage 3.

idontknow
idontknow

It's florida, what did you expect?

Techpill
Techpill

Nomy will never play again when super turns legal next week

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

As long as they have Roshan, you could get six random plat players together and they'd still lose.

Emberfire
Emberfire

thank mr logix

SniperGod
SniperGod

not until florida gets removed from the map first

FastChef
FastChef

He was pretty mediocre on McCree but his pulse bombs on Illios were fucking primo.

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King_Martha
King_Martha

Shock haven't unleashed IDDQD. But yes, Florida are overall a better team.

happy_sad
happy_sad

It conjures the image of a very specific and annoying type of underage person, the same way the "intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor" copypasta does.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sportsmanship

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

tfw you have openly been a mayhem fan since the beginning and your struggle is finally paying off

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Evilember
Evilember

who is fatter, logix or pine

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

what if there's a silver junkrat on the enemy team?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Wrong.

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

finns and swedes

Soft_member
Soft_member

None of them are actually from florida

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

relying on mercy
no wonder why they lost

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I know it
Mayhem Rein skin was the first and only I copped

FastChef
FastChef

Holy fuck FOTM players are cancer. Get off Bridgette you shitters. Blizzard needs to release a DPS sooner

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I VILL BE YOUR SHIELD!

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

If you get 100 tokens drop from watching, do you get a special notification or does it just look like the others on twitch?

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Flameblow
Flameblow

design-wise, they want reaper and junkrat can group with rein and zarya to form a payload deathball. that much is clear since half the cast has insane mobilty and half the cast has none. i doubt they'll ever address his mobility limitations because they're pushing the strategy team play meme as either deathball or dive. the problem is that they're retarded and don't want to nerf dva, tracer, and genji, so dive is too fucking good. they already moved away from deathball from previous comp seasons, so i'm guessing they'll just keep alternating between the two and buff/nerf chars to fall in line with those strategies as a rolling meta instead of a power creep. if they go with adding more buffs and debuffs, at least there'll be a period where the players can feel things out and have fun amidst the chaos, then sort it all out. it'd be nice to give the actual autists some material to study.

i don't think it'd be out of place. he's supposed to be the tankbuster after all, and increasing his rate of fire or damage will make him OP in rooms and corridors vs dps. it'll add more weight to every fight because your tanks' initiative are on the line, adds another high-priority target for genji/tracer where the one they have to take out actually has the advantage in a close-range fight, and doesn't effect zarya at all, moving her up in the world.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Unless that DPS can shoot through shields or are just blatantly OP they're not going to be great.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

DPS still outnumber Tanks and Support massively
Blizzard needs to release a DPS sooner
Kill yourself.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

The icon is a different color. Easier to just check in game though.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Replay UI leaks

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Inmate
Inmate

Might massage a single ab

Skullbone
Skullbone

veekyforums.com/thread/209177431/video-games
pay up

Emberfire
Emberfire

it's when I'm too lazy to go hard in a lost cause but my team isn't passing the buck, so I can't throw on hanzo

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

thanks mr logix

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

3v3
lose first round
player gets tilted and insta-locks the hero you were using
we end up losing the whole game
"user, you suck! Reported"
God this community I swear.

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viagrandad
viagrandad

shock ran sombra on illios
and running solo mercy
sad part is sinatraa was actually doing work. why the FUCK didnt sleepy play zen? AND WHY DID THEY JUST LEAVE THE MERCY IN THEIR BACKLINE

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Is his owl career over after tonight?

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

playing fartcade

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Most people already knew that he wasn't some kind of hard carry aim prodigy and is staying up in his SR because of a miracle. Seeing them lose wasn't a surprise.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Be honest.

Could you and 5 clones of yourself beat the Shanghai Dragons?

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

oh shit should've bet on them

RumChicken
RumChicken

He's not worse than taimou.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

No, I'm garbage at the game.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Probably since I've started practicing Tracer a lot.

Booteefool
Booteefool

no, we'd all be inescapably depressed and could kill each other without feeling individual pain, so we'd do that instead.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

it's a fucking videogame only bad players get angry at teabagging because they got owned

someone teabags me I spend the entire match teabagging them back

Bidwell
Bidwell

Easy to carry on a healer, but a shit healer cripples any team.
You first you fat fuck hug box needing cunt. Make like your parents and leave disappointed.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

No because I hate playing tank.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

probably not

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Yes.
At least babybay still has a role

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

SHANGHAI KOREANS ACQUIRED
Do... do they have a chance?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

thank mr logix

Bidwell
Bidwell

angry
Not liking someone being obnoxious doesn't mean you're foaming at the mouth autism-kun.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

probably

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Name a better highlight intro.

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I really don't get why people freak out in arcade
I played last night with some loser who was mad about who people were picking in no limits
wtf

Lunatick
Lunatick

hell fucking no user are you crazy?

viagrandad
viagrandad

no undead
no diya
back to square one

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takes2long
takes2long

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Inmate
Inmate

It's non-zero now if roshan is benched for fearless

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

McCree fireworks, Zen perspective

JunkTop
JunkTop

then just laugh it off and ignore it you're playing a videogame with kids and dumb teens

Nojokur
Nojokur

Is this going to be the scripted win for the first professional female Overwatch player?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

A team of owg's top players would probably still lose to them. Everyone would be autistically yelling at each other while Undead cleans everyone up.

iluvmen
iluvmen

6 Mercy comp won't get you anywhere.

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Firespawn
Firespawn

hearing Soe speak and pronouncing her 't's as 'd's almost makes me forget she jinxed Gladiators

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

someone chews with their mouth open, slurps and burps as loud as possible
haha that joker
Can I come over and fuck your wife too?

DeathDog
DeathDog

This is the moment when the waifu was chosen

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Shangai PLEASE

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

get angry
"Annoyed" isn't "Angry", dummy, no matter how hard the Internet wants to pretend that it is.
If you're walking on a sidewalk and cross paths with a really smelly pool of liquid dog shit you get annoyed, but you don't scream bloody murder at it

5mileys
5mileys

Fuck no, i suck at the game

idontknow
idontknow

sombras hack

Methshot
Methshot

Soe dropping redpills
stopped her before she outright said "I mean can we just, like, London and NY are all non-english, you know?"

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Roshan is kill
It's time

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Roshan dies block

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

filename
Wait, is this an actual quote?

"one extreme or the other"
Red flag.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

This. It's the biggest "fuck you" in the game imo. So mean.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Soe wants gook dick, it's no secret.

Techpill
Techpill

she's not in yet
just the koreans

JunkTop
JunkTop

easily

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Geguri is Korean you fucking retard

Nojokur
Nojokur

Too waifubait-y for my taste. Reinhardt's hammer down intro is the best

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Will ADO be the first 3 letter named player who doesn't eat a plate of shit when not pocketed?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

one DPS player....

girlDog
girlDog

no one's even talking about that but mute them retard

TreeEater
TreeEater

no Undead
WHY!? IT WAS THEIR TURN!

Emberburn
Emberburn

Is the fake potg chosen randomly or is it what would have been potg without Sombra?

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TechHater
TechHater

At least Roshan is finally benched.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Genji unsheathing the sword

farquit
farquit

crowd goes wild for Muma
he's smile
Cute.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Where can I get some rawkus esports gloves?

likme
likme

He's trying to hold his life together back home, lol

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

In one of the videos introducing the team or something he was crying about being poor and only having enough money to eat beans for like two weeks. idk the complete context tho so don't quote me

Methshot
Methshot

Why are Overwatch esports players so sickly and unhealthy compared to CSGO professionals?

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WebTool
WebTool

no, we'd be too busy in an orgy to play

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I wish to have a bf that looks like this

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DeathDog
DeathDog

the boy who is now a man ate nothing but beans all day 24/7 for a week.

TechHater
TechHater

I want his ass

Nojokur
Nojokur

new players added to Shanghai
still no Geguri

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

When's Linkzr coming out as trans?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Undead and Diya gone
-2 players
Roshan gone
+3
They're still better off.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I wish he was just a little more attractive. He would be the perfect bratty bottom.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Why isn't she there right now then?

Methnerd
Methnerd

If someone asked me who the gayboi was on the team I definitely wouldn't guess muma first.

Emberfire
Emberfire

it's picked randomly from the other team

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Why would her nationality have anything to do with how quickly she can get there? Are you actually stupid?

MPmaster
MPmaster

because CSGO is a tacticool pure skill based shooter while overwatch is a sjw invalid magnet

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I mean he's not ugly but he's certainly not a hotty. Maybe it's just me but he doesn't get me going.

w8t4u
w8t4u

She's on her flight over right now.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I have a thing for slight odd looking nerds

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

JEEsus. Well he's made it big now.

Yeah.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

dominating the defenders on Gibraltor
get to the final point
enemy team all quits within 15 seconds of each other
bumps us out and we get no exp or SR
Blizz, pls

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JunkTop
JunkTop

shanghai getting good players next season
no changes in sight for dallas, still look trash

first win is going to be against dallas and it will be a transcendant sexual expereince. I've already masturbated 3 times to the VOD of dallas getting spawncamped on watchpoint

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

CSGO
pure skill based
user, I..

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Fact: FFA and No limits are the only fun modes
Even if you're bad at a hero, FFA lets you learn the ins and outs of the character and the map better than other modes since you can't depend on anyone to back you up.
In FFA you get funny comps like the unbreakable torb batallion or the moira rape gang

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I'm better looking than this guy wtf it isn't fair I was destined to be a chad but I fucked up somehow

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Do the Dragons have the largest roster? That's a lot of people to pay.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

well nvm then

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Nojokur
Nojokur

youtube.com/watch?v=PURraMHHoH4

please papa no more beans. the toots are hurting my bottom papa the beans toots are hurting

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

that genji blade

i feel embarrassed for him

Skullbone
Skullbone

is there a better stream to watch than twitch?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

this is a korean genji

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Yes.

Emberburn
Emberburn

As a genjifag that hurt me.
Because I usually have that happen to me all the time.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I've been told the MLG is different (higher bitrate) but from what i saw they just rehost the twitch stream

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Serious question, how the hell are Ado, Geguri, and Fearless communicating with the rest of the chinese dragons?

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Supergrass
Supergrass

Is shanghai going for the lowest possible score?

iluvmen
iluvmen

This, no question

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

She gained recognition in the scene after being accused of using an aim bot to play her signature Zarya in competitive play. She later showed her accusers through the use of a hand camera in a controlled setting, that she was not cheating. Geguri's accusers said they would quit playing if was not hacking. When it was proven she was not hacking, the accusers quit their team and the professional Overwatch scene entirely.[1]

Emberfire
Emberfire

welp I guess it's time for bed then

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RumChicken
RumChicken

Aren't Asians supposed to be good at videogames?

StonedTime
StonedTime

MONKEYMONKEYMONKEYMONKEY

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

They don't. It's going to be a nightmare.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

dumb neneposter

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY
GENJI GENJI GENJI GENJI
TRACER TRACER TRACER

viagrandad
viagrandad

i need healing
i need healing
group up with me
my ultimate is charging

5mileys
5mileys

Only koreans

w8t4u
w8t4u

Recoil isn't RNG just spread

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Geguri said she's learning English and Chinese, Geguri's english is okay and probably knew a bit before OWL.

JunkTop
JunkTop

get the coolest name
shittiest score

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Once they get to a critical mass of Koreans the Chinese will be ejected.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

and Japanese at fighting games

takes2long
takes2long

get fucked incels

Inmate
Inmate

Undead is dealing with his multiple gfs and his ex who has his kid kek

RumChicken
RumChicken

crowd alternating cheers and disappointment with the symmetra switching

Methshot
Methshot

Never mind I guess, lol

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

delete this soe is my wife

TechHater
TechHater

That dabbing

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Depends on map since their coordination is garbage rather than actual skill

Supergrass
Supergrass

Does anyone like 2CP?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

and the professional Overwatch scene entirely
That's not strictly true, xepher was one of the players and plays for Seoul now. Janus and flow3r were nominally connected but cleared of any blame

hairygrape
hairygrape

thinking that silver dragons could get a win against anyone other than dallas fuel

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Snarelure
Snarelure

Imagine being so BTFO you have to quit
Based Geguri

TechHater
TechHater

that hat tipping

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

MONEY MONEY MONEY

CHINER CHINER CHINER

KILL KILL KILL

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

It's fucking painful to see SHD play their shitty comps and strats. Just because some Koreans are joining doesn't mean jack shit. They should all be booted into contenders desu

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

As bad as that was, the improvement of Fearless over Roshan is palpable, and that's after showing up two days ago.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

150k salary btw

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King_Martha
King_Martha

Official good-at-Overwatch rankings from best to worst:
Koreans
Gays
Whites and Canadians
USA Americans and South Americans
Chinese

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Canadians
Top laff

MPmaster
MPmaster

It's my favorite map mode.

Bidwell
Bidwell

When will Shanghai win? I'm getting tired of my girlfriend making me keep OWL on when they play. She's always like "this could be the one."

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Inmate
Inmate

Gays
USA Americans
this can't be true i'm still a platfag

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

USA Americans
United States of America Americans

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Emberfire
Emberfire

Are there any gay Koreans in the OWL?

Evilember
Evilember

Yeah I’ll admit I’m on the edge of my seat at the potg if there’s been a sombra in the match.

girlDog
girlDog

Noko

takes2long
takes2long

Bischu is Gay, Korean, and Canadian, so it evens out to Korean

w8t4u
w8t4u

everything shanghai does will result in loss
people still cheer for them every time

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

April 4th more likely

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

You think they will nerf Brig's bash+LMB+Shift combo?

Spamalot
Spamalot

rein looks like the buff guy from ffxv

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Bischu is Gay
I wish

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takes2long
takes2long

he's gay enough for me to call him gay

Inmate
Inmate

STOP STOP THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

gay

SniperWish
SniperWish

I want daddy Reinhardt to charge me into a fucking wall

MPmaster
MPmaster

Nothing annoys me more than getting killed by someone I couldn't even see that got shot through a giant ass tank.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

gonna be a 4-0verwatch again

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Illusionz
Illusionz

People love an underdog, no matter how bad they are. In fact, the worse the better.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

No it isnt

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

skillrat

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takes2long
takes2long

shanghai zarya shoots her ult DIRECTLY into dva's defense matrix

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

That tire juke
Wrecked

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Snarelure
Snarelure

First day on internet buddy?

SniperWish
SniperWish

MG really needs to be replaced.

TechHater
TechHater

I feel really bad for them. They have the potential but they're probably so fatigued from their coach making them train in long shifts like a slave. It probably killed their will to play the game at a competitive level.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Wait did he play finally?
Was it bad?

Lunatick
Lunatick

I had this typed and ready to post "I SPOKE TOO SOON, YOU CAN DO IT SHANGHAI", but before the timer ran out on my post, they lost the point.
tfw gonna be a 4-0verwatch again

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StonedTime
StonedTime

These Dragonblades.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

MG is a tank main who's being forced to play DPS. He's actually a good D.va.

idontknow
idontknow

you know what I meant

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

He played like a hardstuck plat. The usual.

farquit
farquit

5king with four on that battle

Soft_member
Soft_member

I don't like monte very much.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

He talks like how people post on /owg/, it's annoying

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Can Undead play tracer?

Methshot
Methshot

America, fuck ya.

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Again? Doubt.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Undead can only play McCree honestly. His Tracer is shit and his soldier is okay

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Is the chick playing?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Why would they need to further nerf an already shit hero?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Undead's scraping his life back together in china right now lol. Guy's got too much to deal with to bother with Overwatch.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Only ones not dying every fight are Ado and Fearless

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

not including McCree
I'm not mad, just disappointed.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Geguri is probably still on the plane.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

there has to be a point where the underdog becomes the team that's just simply bad.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

His Tracer stats are the worst in the league by a pretty remarkable amount.

TechHater
TechHater

What kind of IQ does Linkzr have to position himself like that on Tracer so that he can track with his WASD instead of his mouse? How can he keep track of where 11 people are, analyze their movements, predict their trajectories, blink into the optimal spots every time, and do it all in the time it takes to get one back? Finns are so smart. He's got a cute gf too, and gets paid for being amazing at video games. He has that cold, autist gaze too. This man single-handedly made me believe that the stereotypes of brilliant Finnish autists is true.

whereismyname
whereismyname

fiveking actually has competitive stats with boink
Not bad

Lunatick
Lunatick

Why is Ana so lewd?

Spamalot
Spamalot

cool girls don't look at explosions

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viagrandad
viagrandad

I told you outlaws weren't that shit

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Story to this?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Glorious cowboy tits.

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TechHater
TechHater

Is this a reverse trap?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

The androgyny is strong.

WebTool
WebTool

Not that bad
Doing okay versus the absolute worst team in the league with Z E R O wins

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

No one really said that Outlaws itself was shit. It's Jake that's shit.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

it's clearly a girl lol

Soft_member
Soft_member

There definitely is a point where that underdog feeling gives way to embarrassment. Dragons are sliding towards the latter.

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Flameblow
Flameblow

clearly
On whos standard?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Personal business, girlfriend or something.
Last I heard he will miss two matches but I guess we'll see.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Jake almost fells mid-tactical visor on volskaya
Accidently pops up ult in market but the map ended right there.
You guys told me Jake was going to fuck it up but he didnt.

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DeathDog
DeathDog

So yes it's a reverse trap.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

if Blizzard knows what's good for OWL, they really need to rewrite the script and give the dragons a couple of wins

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happy_sad
happy_sad

Guy basically fucks anything that walks while in various relationships and has a baby mama.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I love Dr. Jamison Junkenstein and want to hold him in my arms.

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Methshot
Methshot

not including Reaper
Here. Use this image from now on when cheering for USA.

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

So does Brigitte have any voice interactions with any other the other characters?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

user I'm actually worried for your health and safety

Snarelure
Snarelure

Please stop giving them attention.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

brig is not as fun in total mayhem as I'd thought she'd be. pretty much only good for CC people out of using abilties and ults or stun buli them off edges

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Not realizing they are setting Shanghai up as the lovable losers who go on a crazy win streak in the last season of the league to squeak into the playoffs and win the first Superb OWL

Booteefool
Booteefool

who cares at this point
pic related

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SniperWish
SniperWish

They also need to nerf tracer and dva, put OWL on live patches and remove 2CP.

StonedTime
StonedTime

if a skinny girl with mosquito bite tits cuts her hair short and doesnt wear make-up = reverse trap

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Dude either has really large hands or the cups in Starbucks are a lot smaller than I remember.

FastChef
FastChef

Yeah

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

You just have gay girl hands.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Asian serving sizes are itty bitty. Well actually American sizes are just buckets I guess.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

finally get around to play Doomfist
land a charged punch on a widow with a wall next at a slight angle
she gets knocked back and slides the full distance along the wall like she's fucking Lucio and proceeds to Spider-Man away
So I take it Doomfist is still loaded with bugs?

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

put OWL on live patches
I still have no idea why people don't understand why they don't do this. It's common sense.

Nojokur
Nojokur

with their full roster in stage 3 i believe in SD

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

You get to remove one hero from the game. Go.

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Bidwell
Bidwell

No it's fucking gay is what it is you gay braplord.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Are they gay because they're girl hands? Or are they girl hands because they're gay?

That could be it.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I want to be S4's loyal wife [spoiler(]Husband)[/spoiler]!

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

apu

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Not entirely. Genji is a high skill hero, and if players can't muster the skill to play him, Genji is really bad (skill level as a roaming aggregate of Skill Rating [SR℠] curated by the players' Matchmaking Rating [MMR℠]). Doomfist is a high skill hero similar to Genji. They're both risk-reward melee heroes, but Doomfist is inherently different to him from a design standpoint. He's a warlord. Genji is a warrior. Doomfist's characteristic strengths are as a combat leader, whereas Genji's are in a singular warrior of Nihon-koku. Implementation of these different skill-types required thoughtful planning on Blizzard™'s part, especially regarding technological implications. Blizzard™ asked themselves, "how can we translate the qualities required for a successful warlord into Doomfist play without affecting the currently perfect implementation of Genji?" This skill gradient is properly emphasized and implemented by Blizzard™'s Network Inconsistency Compensation Effects℠ for Guaranteed heuristic Indemnity in Synchronous Emulation® (NICE℠ GuISE®). The "pixel perfect" aspect of Doomfist play (all high level) is intentional, and frankly brilliant. It makes sense for Doomfist to require more skill than Genji in-game because his existence as a warlord necessitates both leadership, planning, and raw skill in the combat arts. Every kill on Doomfist is that much sweeter. Genji requires only mechanical skill and weaponry, such as his nihontō and ryū school hira-shuriken, along with the yamato-damashi, yamato-gokoro, and ryūga damashi and gokoro (ult). The design philosophy is clear in their ultimates, as well. Meteor Strike requires far more executive level planning than Dragon Blade, and it shows. Doomfist's "strengthening of humanity" begins with the player -- (You). Well done, Blizzard™, my hat's off to ya'.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Tracer

cum2soon
cum2soon

Mei

iluvmen
iluvmen

Heroes Never Die

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Stop

massdebater
massdebater

I remove this question from being asked ever again.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Why?

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

sleep dart ana (young) (blue)

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Damn that sucks, never seen it bug like that. I love splattering people with his charged punch, specially Dvas that get knocked out of their mech, very satisfying squishing that little asian body with my huge fist.

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viagrandad
viagrandad

Non-incel standards.

Methshot
Methshot

Agree, unironically agree

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

easy

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Nojokur
Nojokur

Soe’s feet

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MPmaster
MPmaster

This is wrong, I've stolen a teammate's POTG twice.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Is Houston throwing with this lineup? What the fuck?

girlDog
girlDog

tracer

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

those long eldritch horror toes

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Spamalot
Spamalot

few things are more wonderful than the tits of a hunky cowboy

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Soft_member
Soft_member

THAT FUCKING SPRAY ARRAY

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cum2soon
cum2soon

I want them on my face

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Rawkus gets tilted too easily. Maybe someone asked him if he found the Krabby Patty vault.

farquit
farquit

crowd trying to donate momentum to shanghai with cheering and battle morale
actually really sweet of them

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Emberburn
Emberburn

"long"
they're normal length
tfw love long toes
Enjoy your fat girl toes.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Hey $100 on Shanghai user
How you feelin' right about now?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Silver shitter here. What's the trick to charging Zarya's beam? Just jump in the way of shit?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Brigitte is fun and has a huge skillcap. I love her

SniperWish
SniperWish

Fearless playing that gold Rein charging into the enemy team

StonedTime
StonedTime

Shield other people jumping in the way of shit.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

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Evilember
Evilember

Save it for the battle not as a way to push it. Time is so it gets hit when someone is getting focused or about to get assfucked.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Have a Reinhardt on your team that isn't a pussy. If you have that, you'll average 60+ charge all game.

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I read it. It's rubbish.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

are you in gold

MPmaster
MPmaster

unironically watching shanghai play

I'll watch dallas to see them lose, but shanghai has no entertainment value whatsoever. At least mayhem are picking up some wins and seem like a fun team as well.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Why is that?
But isn't that the point of waifuposting? To get attention? Because I love attention!

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King_Martha
King_Martha

Mayhem has the highest average BMI of any team

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Benching Linkzr is super suspicious. I don't believe in the whole "OWL is a scripted advertisement" but that decision makes me question that.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I thought Dallas had that covered

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I don't know, man
at the start of the season watching the Dragons lose was funny and then when they entered stage 2 with no wins it was sad, but now it's wrapped back to funny for me

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Houston out here lookin like tge original Xbox. I'm okay with that aesthetic tbf (to be frank).

w8t4u
w8t4u

Bronze

Snarelure
Snarelure

Who on Dallas is fat other than Taimou and Seagull? Really a pretty fit team.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

What does that have to do with watching them play Overwatch though?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Roadhog is balanced

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

This, a team of gooks that loses every game is just as boring as a team of gooks that wins every game

Firespawn
Firespawn

it's just tairong huffing happy meals again

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

when's the next event?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

watching shanghai games is fun if you're a masochist.

Snarelure
Snarelure

3 weeks

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

HOLY SHIT MUMA IS A FUCKING GOD

eGremlin
eGremlin

Why is Dragons so bad, is it the language barrier I've been hearing about?

likme
likme

Hanzo. Role overlaps with Widowmaker too much, and has annoying abilities to fight against

Methnerd
Methnerd

They were terrible before there was a language barrier too.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

that muma prediction
best non-korean tank

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Snarelure
Snarelure

Don't forget who they are fighting now mendo, go back to practicing.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Everything is smiling in this picture, it makes me happy. The fat asian man, the happy meal boxes, the fat asian man's eyes.

Illusionz
Illusionz

They have pretty poor teamwork. It's not just a language thing. They need to figure out how to work together better like Mayhem did.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

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w8t4u
w8t4u

Maybe this will be the match, they said. They can't lose every single game, they hoped.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

yfw florida wins the fuckin owl

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Flameblow
Flameblow

Bubble priority:
your supports when tracer tries to pulse bomb or 1-clip
your mercy rezzing
someone going to die from another ult
your team's genji right after his reflect finishes
your genji/soldier ulting
your rein charging into multiple enemies
rein when he drops shield to firestrike
whoever's targeted by the enemy bastion/junkrat/roadhog hook combo/dva missiles
when your hog is taking damage
someone who looks tells you they need a shield when there's sym turrets nearby because they're trying to give you charge
pop bubble on yourself as you teabag the genji that tried to kill your zen

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

that flyby punch was dope

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Chinese can't get their shit together
What did they mean by this?

TechHater
TechHater

It's kind of ironic that muma is a really fucking good winston

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FastChef
FastChef

they have 2 brand new players that don't even speak chinese, so yeah they're gonna get stomped today They also have 2 of their best players missing/

Illusionz
Illusionz

Aren't they removing the burgers and nuggets from happy meals soon though? They already removed the fries for fruit. Didn't they remove the sodas too?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Sure, the dragons are bad. But, what systems are in place to ensure league parity? For example, there isn't a draft system. How will we know the dragons will be better in another season (assuming OWL still exists for another season)

massdebater
massdebater

I've heard a lot of it is just depression, similar to what you'd find in Cleveland Browns or Milwake Bucks players I assume, they didn't hire a sports psychiatrist fir no reason.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

what systems are in place to ensure league parity?
OWL doesn't care.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Do you try and style your play on anyone in OWL/Contenders?

I tried to style my Zen play on JJonak, but realized I don't have anywhere near the mechanical ability needed to play as aggressively as he does.

askme
askme

Junkrat is cute! CUTE!

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Techpill
Techpill

I wouldn't know. Haven't had a happy meal in probably over 15 years.

Snarelure
Snarelure

remove
You mean providing alternative options? Do you get your news from grannies on facebook? The fruit thing was like 15 years ago lol.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Please delete this picture.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I play Zen aggressively anyway. You kind of have to without a premade since nobody is going to peel for you unless you're standing inside them and they're also getting hit.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Me trying to play zen like JJonak just results in me feeding so I'm good. Besides, his sensitivity is stupid low for me and mine is fairly low.

eGremlin
eGremlin

din-es-tea

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Watching pros the most I learn is when to ult and positioning. Any mechanical ability is just practice, but I only like like 2-3 hours a week so yeah.

Booteefool
Booteefool

What's his DPI/sens?

cum2soon
cum2soon

I play Zen like Jjonak. Popping heads is extremely satisfying. Play Tracer for a while, you'll be shocked how aiming with Zen is suddenly a breeze.

I also unironically model my Junkrat play around Jake. Frontline Rat can be dominant. I watched a ton of Miro gameplay when I learned Winston.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Cleveland Browns or Milwake Bucks
Fuck.

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I get that much, but if you watch Jjonak's livestreams he basically frontlines/flanks as Zen all the fucking time, and carries the playstyle purely on mechanical skill. It's awesome to watch, but I could never emulate it.

I still play semi-aggressively as Zen and it has helped my aim, though.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Shanghai plays the Spitfire on friday

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Emberfire
Emberfire

I would tattoo a swedish flag on my chest

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Firespawn
Firespawn

Why? I just wanted to post some cute artwork. Here's another from the same artist.

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Just jumping in the way at the right times. Its actually hard at lower ranks because people don't focus damage. Also have a Rein. Tell your other tank to take damage. Tell your Dva to stop fucking cucking you.

TechHater
TechHater

This. Isnt NYXL getting Flow3r?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Wouldn't it be more economical to get a bigger sandwich?

iluvmen
iluvmen

getting performance issues since the update

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

All I borrowed from JJonak is constantly loading a volley during any free moment
I feel silly for not doing it before, that shit works

Skullbone
Skullbone

Is there is still hope for them?

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

he likes his fat jiggly ass and thighs so probably not. more likely is that someone told him how the waves receding because of the moon's gravitational pull on the earth reminds them of his hairline getting yanked up his skull because of the gravitational pull of his big fat jiggly ass and thighs

FastChef
FastChef

They didn't free Mendo against the worst team in the league

When is he going to be freed, stage 3?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Go to your doctor.

JunkTop
JunkTop

You are fucked up.

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

whenever he gets his fucking wisdom tooth fixed
i don't follow the daily goings on of these teams but I don't understand why optic gaming don't just use their bottomless money pool to get that shit fixed in a day

SniperGod
SniperGod

800dpi/2sens.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

No, fuck them. I'm sick of LA getting two sports teams for no reason.

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5mileys
5mileys

It's honestly surprising how many solo Tracer/Genji players will give diving you a second thought if they see you already charging orbs.

Skullbone
Skullbone

What the fuck? Does he toggle it higher when he's getting flanked?

SniperWish
SniperWish

having to ask this
Valiant goes against Fusion tomorrow, we have to root for Valiant and then Gladiators will easily fuck the shit out of Uprising.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Jesus, I'd need to drag my mouse like 22" to do a 360.

JunkTop
JunkTop

*blocks your path*

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whereismyname
whereismyname

for no reason
Do you know what the words "market" or "demographic" mean?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

*Grabs his titties*

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RumChicken
RumChicken

hold right click as zen
see genji activate his deflect
keep holding right click and hope that his deflect will run out as soon as your right click runs out
Gets my heart racing every time.

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

lost gayngeles glad-he-ate-mores
ever a real threat

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Nope, he just sweeps like crazy.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

...how?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Or just melee cancel you retard

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I wonder what other OWL players think while they're playing the Dragons

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

That's when you cancel the right click and try to get some distance/a peel.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

melee immediately when you see his deflect activate

and then charge your orbs again

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

It's never gonna happen at this point. I mean seriously, they have a Tracer issue, they have a dps on the bench, but he doesn't play. So in what situation would he play? Would not be surprised if he stays benched the rest of the season.

whereismyname
whereismyname

jake speaking italian

Lunatick
Lunatick

tfw Chicago

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

You put way too much effort into this

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

t500 adds me after spectating a game I played in
says he's impressed by my mechanical skills
there might be hope for me yet

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viagrandad
viagrandad

No one even cared about the Clippers for over a decade fuck you.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I thought chinks were supposed to be good at video games why are they getting wrecked by Americans?

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Evilember
Evilember

if it wasn't for the crowd in the background, I bet they'd think it was a casual warmup match.

RavySnake
RavySnake

So let's make a check list of everything that's going to be shown in Reaper's backstory reveal:

Sewing machine
WIP costumes
sports posters and memorabilia
gay pride flag

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Methshot
Methshot

P A U S E D
A
U
S
E
D

Flameblow
Flameblow

Friend request during a game
Accept
Immediate whisper: "Swap off dps, watching you made me want to kill myself"
Get deleted
He was completely justified

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SniperWish
SniperWish

PAUSED
Is this the first time this has happened in OWL?

TechHater
TechHater

pause
What the fuck

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

These aren't the good ones. They're just the ones the owner picked. China's best players are all underage or ignored because lol chink corruption

viagrandad
viagrandad

No that's what he'll expect, so I prefer holding it and forcing his stupid dash that he'll eventually use to cancel his deflect. Plus I like the rush.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

the absolute state of this stream

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

no

Skullbone
Skullbone

Wait you can pause overwatch?

Is that in the game code?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Nah there was genuinely a 30 fucking minute pause in one match

Booteefool
Booteefool

liking well done commercial looking art
fucked up

Why? Because they look like kids? Do you think liking any character design of a child makes someone a pedophile or something? Because you, sir, are the one that's fucked up for thinking so.

TreeEater
TreeEater

it's in custom games
alt-break or some odd keyboard shortcut

SniperGod
SniperGod

gets shot

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

If you could have the body of your main hero, would you do it?

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Why? That really makes no sense. What rank are you?

Nojokur
Nojokur

But how though

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

No shortcuts, just hard work.

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iluvmen
iluvmen

Which other match(es)?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

So maybe he isn't stalking his wife and kids in the christmas comic, but his lover,who was bisexual and had a family.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Looks like someone's inner pedo is triggered.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Imagine an Office inspired show that centered around the Shanghai Dragons. Would you watch it?

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

master mercy main spectating says i have a good torb
I should have added them and gone for the bussy.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Junkrat's jacked but I don't know if I want to have missing limbs. Real life prosthetics aren't as good as those in Overwatch.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

you don't shoot the orbs right at him though right? You move your aim to a wall or the ground last second right?

happy_sad
happy_sad

user lost $100

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

That's rude, you can't get better if you don't play. Maybe he was just trying to tilt you.

Skullbone
Skullbone

not living northside
Dumbass.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

user was a fool

DeathDog
DeathDog

I already have Moira's body. Can I choose Mei instead?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I'd say the body comes as it is in-universe, so with prosthethics

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Fuck yeah I want to be a cyborg ninja with a dragon STANDO

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

If user was willing to bet $100 on a 0-16 esports team they probably didn't need $100 that badly.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Absolutely, even better if it evolves into Bad News Bears

happy_sad
happy_sad

It was a Dallas Fuel match for the 30 minute one but I can't remember who they were facing honestly

idontknow
idontknow

Junkrat
Jacked

Lol no

SniperGod
SniperGod

roadhog
you better fucking believe I would

RumChicken
RumChicken

i hate hanzo i hate hanzo

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

twitter.com/overwatchleague/status/976676163836768256
RIP

Nojokur
Nojokur

pay $20 million to become the browns of the OWL

Money well spent desu

Supergrass
Supergrass

It makes sense because you're wasting your potential charge shot. If you melee to get rid of it, he'll just dash cancel sooner. Masters, I mostly tank though and zen on occasion.

If he dashes I 180 and let go, otherwise I'll either aim at the ground or if his deflect has gone long enough and he hasn't dash I'd think he doesn't have dash available and I take the chance that his deflect runs out right on time because fuck it.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

soldier
yea

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

reinhardt
literally not even a question

Spamalot
Spamalot

I don't live there at all, but thanks for in case I visit.

girlDog
girlDog

Tracer
hell ya

WebTool
WebTool

100% for all of 3 hooks against Dragons
wow, amazing.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

zen
would i be a robot or just get a human equivalent? i'm not sure i'd want to be a twink

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Booteefool
Booteefool

Or... stay with me now...
He has a brother or sister.

Wow

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Roadhog
Can I just get the breather tank? That looks like it'd fuck me up at least.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Junkrat
If I was a man... yeah maybe.

SniperGod
SniperGod

master mercy main
torb

girlDog
girlDog

I don't live there at all
Yeah no shit. I'm saying you're a dumbass for thinking every part of Chicago is flying with bullets.

Techpill
Techpill

Have the perfect body
Want to be fat
Are you retarded?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

2018
Still hating on Hanzo/Widow mains

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

But you could also levitate

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Wait a fucking minute. Brigitte has the EXACT same face as Mercy.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Being Zenyatta seems like a pretty awesome existence, apart from the whole "being unjustly hated by a large part of the population" thing.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Young Ana is so fucking hot and not too bad looking as a old lady.

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Learn to take a joke you fucking cuck.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

brig overheal lasts for only a few seconds

why even have it

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I respect widow players
hanzo mains on the other hand...

happy_sad
happy_sad

delete genji's ult and then kill him
delete Tracer any time she shows up
delete moirias Ult
slap the healing potion out of Roadhog's hand
Stun whoever roadhog hooked so they are CC'ed even longer
Stun Reinheart allowing Roadhog to get a cheeky hook on him
combo baby diva instantly
stun Reaper making him float around then stun him a second time once it's over
stun Lucio and then slap him into our team
fuck with Sym ever time she gets close
stun people while they are being melted by Symetra's turrets
It's the Brig meta people.

whereismyname
whereismyname

I want to be tiny and chubby. I think it's cute.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Mercy
Yes please <3

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Lunatick
Lunatick

but what about your penis

askme
askme

Tracers with 300 HP

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Is there anything more satisfying than when that teabagging little dps shit ends up losing?

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

she'll be amazing in gold and below

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I'm sure Blizzard's going to make it 30 seconds or some other retarded overcorrection

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Her repair pack lasts for only a few seconds so if everyone's topped off throw it on someone you expect to take damage soon
Also her ult armor lasts on everyone until it gets destroyed like Torb's Armor
Also it stacks with Torb's Armor and Sym's shield and Lucio's shield

Supergrass
Supergrass

They've got to keep the stolen ideas from TF2 consistent.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

wasn't getting much productive use anyways

5mileys
5mileys

When you get the shitty DPS you had on your team that was complaining all game on the enemy team the next game and stomp them. It's like they paid in their blood for making you lose the first game.

SniperGod
SniperGod

wtf zarya's shields only last a few seconds this hero sux

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I doubt the prejudice personally affects a monk though

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I was expecting this answer. Thank you.

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Keep moving that goal post my friend
Or just wait until League gets her so you can copy their strategies.

I swear its like you guys don't even play you just watch OWL

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Playboyize
Playboyize

Chicago's problem
a joke
My sides are fucking bursting, Jim Carrey.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

create a chubby female character
make her Chinese
a culture that has a social stigma to being even a bit overweight

China must think she's massive.

WebTool
WebTool

What the hell is going on in this picture

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

75 armour is fucking garbage and you know it

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

There you go. It's okay to make light of a dark situation every once in a while user. I'm proud of you.

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King_Martha
King_Martha

I dont know but I want in

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

it's more effective than 100 health.

are you going to really be mad that your 200 health character gets an extra 1/3 hp pool to jump into the enemy?

Techpill
Techpill

you don't understand what "moving the goal post" means. don't say things you don't understand.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

We REALLY need a scoreboard.

Or a voice line that says I HAVE GOLD ELIMS that only comes out when you have gold elims

I'm fucking sick to death of getting two good picks as Tracer, then the rest of the team gets wiped, and I'm the one that's asked to switch

"yeah but bro tracer isn't what we need"
You need a nanny to hold you hand and wipe your ass with you ALL THE TIME you fucking downie

eGremlin
eGremlin

brigitte is fucking busted btw

she has crazy high healing output and can manhandle anyone in a 1v1 that isnt named pharah

eGremlin
eGremlin

no one gives a shit about your medals. obnoxious fucks declaring they have gold elmins when the team is getting crushed isn't going to make anyone play better.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

yeah she's gonna be nerfed hard lol

farquit
farquit

ok let me give you some context
3 days ago you faggots were saying she wouldn't change the meta
if you've been playing QP at all lately you'd see she clearly has
but since she's not in comp your new phrase is "She'll suck in comp" thus you keep moving the point at which it is OK to say Brig is good... aka moving the goal post

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

holy dunning-kruger

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Be honest. Did you think I was gonna read any of this post?

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SniperWish
SniperWish

Everyone ready for death ball but the last guy to pick didn't pick a main healer
gets mad when people ask him to play a good comp

StonedTime
StonedTime

try quickmeme before bed
guy gets upset he doesn't get pocketed as doomfist and blames team for loss
same guy on my team next game complains about people picking "meme DPS" like Doomfist
decides to go symmetra to throw
He definitely posts here.

King_Martha
King_Martha

i didn't say that, i said she'll be great in gold

w8t4u
w8t4u

fucking love Brigitte, hope they don’t nerf her too hard

RavySnake
RavySnake

tfw waiting for Uprising previews

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Snarelure
Snarelure

I already know you did.

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TechHater
TechHater

Whenever someone asks about medals I instantly tell them to stop being a bitch

Booteefool
Booteefool

tfw having fun as Zen in QP
the Brigitte gets mad at me for not picking a main healer and criticizes me in all chat for the entire game
Just put her in comp already so I don't have to deal with this

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RavySnake
RavySnake

Last guy picks a dps
Guys, why do we only have 1 tank/healer

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King_Martha
King_Martha

I want a feature where if you play Widow badly Jeff just comes to your house and kills you.

Emberburn
Emberburn

compfaggots breaching their containment zone and fagging up QP and arcade to play brigitte
It's really obvious who they are because of their whining and throwing too

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farquit
farquit

know
Poor legionfag.

Emberfire
Emberfire

genji jumping on me
literally nothing i can do unless im winston or dva

Inmate
Inmate

wat

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idontknow
idontknow

instalocks dps
wtf guys why don't you build a team around my doomfist

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

how long will it be until I can upload my mind into a brigitte sex robot

happy_sad
happy_sad

Be my gf

TechHater
TechHater

Play brig my man

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

do you have a big dick or were you thinking of upgrading to a robo-body too

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I will upgrade to robo body anything to please brigitte

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

she has crazy high healing output
Her healing is shit. She has the lowest hps in the game next to Zenyatta

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

sounds good to me <3

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Isn't it just ERP in that case which you can do now without the mind uploading?

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Evilember
Evilember

not if his dick is too small

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

5/6 of my last games were 2CP the 6th being a QP backfill of KOTH where I got to play for 10 seconds.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

be a literal god on mccree and widowmaker somedays
aim like a bronze shitter other days

why does this happen

5mileys
5mileys

oh btw I am actually swedish so I vould whisper very authentic brigitte things in your ear :)

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

But she can heal up to 6 people with her AoE heal. Sorry man but you just played yourself

askme
askme

stand near the side of a door
wait for the first person to enter
Shield bash them so they get stunned and can't back up through the door way
Lshift the next person
mei wall
Laugh as two people get annihilated

TreeEater
TreeEater

Brig ruins FFA
such an unfun character to duel
Worse than Moira desu

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Aldrig

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Jag trodde vi hade något :(

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

your sens is too high

Soft_member
Soft_member

Go McCree

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

aldrig någonsin

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

All 5 team members are going to stand in an 8m radius of Brigitte while she hits things to keep her passive up

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Play Pharah and shoot her

5mileys
5mileys

Widow v widow

Is it better to avoid the matchup until she reveals her position / teammate tells you where she is or see who has the biggest dick and click her head

iluvmen
iluvmen

tfw Brigitte single handedly got me back into this game
tfw reinstalling the game on my SSD just so I can insta lock her
So this is what being a waifu fag is like.

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

seeing pharmercy in almost every game now
dva still not nerfed
tracer still not nerfed
genji still not nerfed
dive still alive and well
2CP still 70% of the map pool

iluvmen
iluvmen

no story updates in 8 months
no new events
all creative energy went into team skins to shill to corporate sponsors +shameless 5 bucks for a skin
Bridgette looks rushed/not like her art and was pushed with very little hype or mystery
tumblr, who can keep shit things like SPN and the Lorax movie relevant for years is immensely slowing because Chu forgot to post lore for nearly a year
pro ow twitchers are leaving more rapidly
all 'interest' is on teams of unwashed poopsocks and the neverending query of whether xqc will say nigger live

This game deserves this decline

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

youtube.com/watch?v=bfZPI-B2NZ0

Firespawn
Firespawn

Bridget main here

Anyone have any tips so I can play better with hmy r on season 11?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Playing competitive
Not playing Torbjorn on attack
Not memepicking every game
lol

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

This really.

It makes the matches go slower too. Back then, very rare that the timer actually ended.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

All of those are problems in QP too.

FastChef
FastChef

seeing pharmercy in almost every game now
mmm naisu
mesa likes pharahmercy kills

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Nojokur
Nojokur

She's anti-dive. Stay with your backline and stunfuck any Tracers, Genjis or Reapers that try to flank

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Good luck doing that outside of silver.

Evilember
Evilember

Maybe but there's no reason to give a fuck in QP, you just pick your dude and kill shit

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

people that leave after winning Attack on Total Mayhem

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RumChicken
RumChicken

I was thinking about writing a tactica honestly.

I recommend gluing yourself to the nearest tank. Calling them daddy. And babying them. I find her really great with a meaty aggressive reinhardt or an orisa.

She synergizes kind of badly with winston on main tank.

cum2soon
cum2soon

after winning Defend*
I fucked that up.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Is Brigitte a powerbottom healslut

takes2long
takes2long

Im fine with doing it at 2900 thanks, bronze hanzo

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Not really, no one cares about team composition in quick play

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

What decline? OWL is still popular and they just released a new character that people have been enjoying

DeathDog
DeathDog

Why does blizzard hate Reinhardt so much?

Spamalot
Spamalot

shiny silver

Emberfire
Emberfire

bronze delusions

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SniperGod
SniperGod

I love playing Soldier 76, feels like I'm playing Robocop.

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

They don't they're just bad at balancing and making new characters and maps.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

silver border can't get out of metal ranks

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Inmate
Inmate

silver border can't get out of metal ranks
That's still few ranks better than you tho.

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I have a theory.

Every Genji main at at least once at some point seriously considered drinking horse semen.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Smurf solo q because I want to try new characters since it's impossible to practice in QP vs masters and gms
barely 3 hours played and I'm against masters and gms again
I know I'm not good so what's the deal with this?

Emberburn
Emberburn

tfw silver border and stuck in plat/gold
well if that's where i belong it's where i belong. kinda wish i could reset my levels though.

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King_Martha
King_Martha

I have fallen deeply in love with Brigitte

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Just do arcade/custom till you can do comp

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Every Genji main at at least once at some point seriously considered drinking horse semen.
true

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

You know the answer to that is yes
Reminder to tell any and all torbjorn players, friend or foe, to "go away, dad, i'm trying to get laid
Always call Reinhardt daddy and ask him to hit you harder when he kills you on the enemy team.

She's also really handy for protecting your healers.
Try not to get over-focused doing damage with her or you'll forget to be using your 6s cooldown healshot.
Always be looking for people that are about to get hit so you can catch them before they take more than 75 damage so they get that armor pop.
Don't spam whipshot, you're going to want it for the WOMBO COMBO
Find and delete those pesky flankers. If you know a tracer is coming, or a gengi, try to have your cooldowns ready for when they show up
deleting a tracer feels like an orgasm
Smacking tracer twice will usually push out recall. But you can just shield bash her just to force out recall. She'll likely use it even if you can't wombo and your cooldown is faster than hers.

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FastChef
FastChef

rat
Reminder if you play some easy no skill shit or some straight out broken shit blizzard refuses to address such as rat, monkey, dva, moira, genji or tracer your rank is as good as nothing.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Honestly not even bad. I see fucking plat borders in gold, and people with 800+ hours on a hero in gold

iluvmen
iluvmen

No since I don't want to pleasure old men for free.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Name a better player

protip: you can't

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Lunatick
Lunatick

Whomst

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Ilios
LUCIO INTENSIFIES
Well
boop the enemy team into the pit almost 10 times
next round
enemy says in match chat: "Kill the fucking lucio DPS or I wont heal"
mfw
Why is the frog music man so much fun to play?

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askme
askme

Reminder if you play some easy no skill shit or some straight out broken shit blizzard refuses to address such as rat, monkey, dva, moira, genji or tracer your rank is as good as nothing.
ok bronze boy

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Emberburn
Emberburn

iktfb

I need to start a new account before I hit gold borders. I can't swallow my pride. Everyone I own on chat just brings that up and it's a trump card for them

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

genji gets counter ulted by zen and hacked by sombra every time he ults

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hairygrape
hairygrape

i'll probably stop doing comp when i reach that point

Methshot
Methshot

people still call tickle monkey OP

viagrandad
viagrandad

Nah he has a 100% pickrate in OWL ironically.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Hi Garv

King_Martha
King_Martha

filename

RavySnake
RavySnake

the tears of your enemies taste the best when they can't even touch you

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

easy autoaim tank with 500 HP with mobility and a shield that can be used frequently
not OP
Yeah totally not OP.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

What's the wombo combo? Just stun into whip shot?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Easy no skill
Genji and Tracer
???

MPmaster
MPmaster

Brigette SFM when??

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farquit
farquit

or
???

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

or
???
????

Methnerd
Methnerd

Shield bash + LMB + Whipshot

viagrandad
viagrandad

13 second cooldown barrier
frequently
60dps for a character that's going to jump into a group of enemies
Have you even played him for a single second?

Bidwell
Bidwell

jump into enemies
barrier
use auto aim gun to hit multiple enemies
jump away
get healed
rinse and repeat
also
focusing solo fights as winston
Have YOU even played him for a single second?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

hear some dumb faggot waddling around in his loud cowboy boots
in the same spot he has been all game, camping a mega pack
precharge fist
walk round the corner and one shot him
what tf doomfist hacks
u mast bee johkeen

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

autoaim with his very close range 60dps, he has a giant hitbox and critbox and his shield is one of the most infrequent shields of any of the tanks

only because he compliments OP heroes like d.va
nerf d.va and winston won't see nearly as much play time

TechHater
TechHater

Servers down?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Granted, he has a big hitbox, and he has close range. But that's made up for with his barrier shield.

Booteefool
Booteefool

enemy team has shield gen
genji and tracer completely ignore it

Flameblow
Flameblow

shitty player gets replaced with significantly better player

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Methnerd
Methnerd

You have 5 seconds before your jump is back. You'll get shredded pretty quick if your team isn't ready to back you up.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I guess you're right there.

w8t4u
w8t4u

what keybinding do you guys use for discord and harmony orb?
I'm going to try out scroll up and down for discord (with the unlocked scroll) to help discord targets easier

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

The default ones you memelord.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

The default.

Evilember
Evilember

What tank should I learn to play for when D.va gets put in the shitter? I know it's coming

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Zarya, Rein, Roadhog, Orisa. In that order.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Roadhog if you're using her as a crutch.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I hope zarya comes back, she's so much fun

Nojokur
Nojokur

easy to reach keys
better change these to my fucking mouse wheel

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

3 doomfist mains on team
thanks jeff

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I haven't won ONE fucking game since that piece of shit was added
every game is a stomp
it's pointless to play tank, just constant CC to death

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

nobody wants to play support but everyone wants to spam i need healing

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Firespawn
Firespawn

Play comp

RavySnake
RavySnake

Does Brigette / Zen work?

5mileys
5mileys

Healing is pretty low. It's possible but your tanks and DPS need to be actually good.

Spamalot
Spamalot

RMB for Harmony, E for Discord

Don't know why people are acting like bitches about you asking, it's a reasonable question.

FastChef
FastChef

Reasonable for autists maybe.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Then it's perfect for this general

farquit
farquit

z for discord, q for harmony orb and some extra mouse button for ult now this is perfect.

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Techpill
Techpill

Why are widows perfectly fine with just shooting shields and doing no damage 99% of the time? Do you need to be actually autistic to play her or something?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

tickle monkey
lol I smack the shit out of people with that tickle monkey.

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Spamalot
Spamalot

this
t. Polonia In North Town Village 1984-2012

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

nobody wants to play support
What everyone is trying to spam Bridgette/

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

MM hates me so much I don't even get brigittes.
Average team comp on my team
duo instalocking widow/hanzo
rein main who just immediately charges the enemy team and dies before his charge hits anything
unironic doomfist main
ironic hanzo main

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Same

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

what do you use for charge shot if rmb is harmony?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

enemy team has an ana

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Shift

RumChicken
RumChicken

I fell asleep when OWL started, any of the matches worth watching?

Playboyize
Playboyize

No

JunkTop
JunkTop

I've completely lost my ability to aim.
I don't know what's happened i'm actually a bit worried.
I wasn't the best but I was a decent shot with most heroes in high plat.
Right not I can't hit shots on ANYONE at all with any hero, even against bronzes?
wtf is going on?>

Flameblow
Flameblow

playing for 5hours
still haven't one game on my main or smurf

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Buy new account and play dps only, goyim.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

come back to comp after taking a break for the first half of the season
doomfist onetrick on team
feeds all game
I've missed this

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

People who try hard in QP should honestly just hang themselves

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Getting Top 500 on console isn't impressive, is it? What with the aim assist and all.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Maybe they're just better.

Emberburn
Emberburn

have a friend who treats QP like comp
complains about tryhards

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

T500 on console is typically KB+M users

Lunatick
Lunatick

running a 2/2/2 comp
someone swaps to Pharah beuvase my team isn’t using a hitscan and Mercy keeps getting killed by me, Tracer

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

how will that help at all?

DeathDog
DeathDog

win because of skillrat's skilltire in OT

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hairygrape
hairygrape

Thought that didn't work anymore.

Emberfire
Emberfire

New
veekyforums.com/thread/209218394/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/209218394/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/209218394/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/209218394/video-games

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

It's still impressive. OW isn't just aim and shoot head lul

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

5+ MINUTE QUEUE TIME
WHY CAN'T IT PUT ME AGAINST PEOPLE OF MY SKILL LEVEL
HOLY FUCK

SniperWish
SniperWish

No. Most console500s are losers who cheat

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Write a letter to your senator.

WebTool
WebTool

reddit

Evilember
Evilember

reddit

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