/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #583

Happy Moni Edition
Previous: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to get the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
Witefag Guide: dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-Made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Game Files Dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>Don't even think about it, buster!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Ah-g_Ow8F8A
youtube.com/watch?v=I0JVRcJLea8&ab_channel=ProfesseurPoulsard
soundcloud.com/hollywoodburn
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

1st for Natsuki

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I love Natsuki!

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I should rejoin the discord.

Good evening, everyone! Today went by really quick! I wasn't expecting it to be so late already!
Anyways, welcome back to my poetry club!

Word of the thread is "noble"!
Alternatives are 'gaze' and 'scream'.

Like every night, I encourage and welcome everything written, be it poetry or prose. Poetry is of course preferred since that's the point but I understand not everyone enjoys it and is more comfortable with writing short stories or something of the like. I do hope you give it a chance though and get a lovely poem written! If not, well, at least you tried! That's all that counts!
As always, all you need to do is take one of these three words and write a poem about it! Or at least that's the idea! You're really free to do it however you'd like, and it's just a suggestion. Whatever the case though, I'm sure you'll do great!
I hope you all have a great night ahead of you!
Have fun!

I'll see you all tomorrow, I suppose!
Monika!

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I love Monika!

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>Almost 700K views
>Haven't seen it posted

youtube.com/watch?v=Ah-g_Ow8F8A

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I love my Queen!

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I love Yuri!

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Why do I even come here anymore? This place isn't the fucking same.

I hate my life so much.

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A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

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I want to hold Natsuki's hand

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I love my wife! And she loves this edition!

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Wall paper dokis, what do you have

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I love her too!

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I love her too.

I love her too!

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MAybe if you DIDN'T DESTROY THE CORE OF /ddlc/ then we would be alive and well. Fucking rulecucks, they fucking cry out in pain as they strike you.

Blogpost somewhere else.

Now that is cute.
What's up?
What is your problem

Come on boy. Stiffen that upper lip. It'll be ok. And we will, too. We all care about you. Don't give up.

Is this Natsuki drawing too bulli? hmm...

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t. falseflagger

You people DID destroy the core aspect of /ddlc/. Don't try and downplay that.

Who are you?

I can't leave. I have nowhere else to talk about Dokis with. I have a duty to be here. Surely there are at least five people here I like and want to stick around here for. Right?

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i like it!

I feel the same way
I mostly only come here out of habit at this point

Hush.. We comfy hours now. Have a cupcake!

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yay natsuki

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i have like 1 more doki doki one then its just /wg/

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YAY CUPCAKES!

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Stop. Doomposting! Everything's fine, it's the same as it always was!

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Right in the feels

Am I one of the five?

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Goddammit Natsuki looks so cute in this picture! I want to cuddle her and brush her hair and make her feel safe!

>tfw not that affected by hair color and eye color, but still wanted a blonde blue eyed wife
>Monika is neither of those but still very pretty
If she were blonde and blue eyed, I dunno if id like that or normal monika more

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>you will never double team with Monika to dominate a cute boy

Except it's not. OC is pretty much dead, you can't post under a name or an avatar anymore, poems are dying more and more each day, and people are generally getting sick of /ddlc/ because of the stricter rules and constant arguing. Things are not fucking okay.

I guess. I don't know anymore.

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What flavor of cupcakes?!?!??!

Nothing is ok here anymore

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Is the rule no complaining or trying to impose rules?

Vanilla with Red icing is great.

ARE YOU DOOMPOSTING!

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You are so pessimistic it makes me cringe. Poems have been up and down since December. Of course it's not as much as it was originally but 3-4 threads ago we had I think 8 unique replies to the prompt? That's pretty good if you ask me. People are getting sick of /ddlc/ because of people like you who come here and say that people are getting sick of /ddlc/ when they're not. Please stop.

Wow. Way to make a guy feel loved.
Hope things are going “not completely awfully” for you.

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What about Lemon with Lemon icing?

Trying to impose the rules for the sole purpose of destroying /ddlc/, yes.

>People are getting sick of /ddlc/ because of people like you who come here and say that people are getting sick of /ddlc/ when they're not. Please stop.

Keep telling yourself that.

Why bite bait when you can bite a burger

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>ywn introduce mermaid Sayori to rock'n'roll
>ywn put a rock song on without considering it's brand new to her
>ywn see her reaction develop from being startled, to confused, to almost entranced
>ywn get to sit down and just talk about all the cool and romantic imagery and ideas in the songs
>ywn get to see her react to your favorite riffs and choruses for the first time
>ywn suggest taking her to a concert sometime
>ywn have to explain crowdsurfing to her when she assumes it's a bunch of people trying to all clamber onto a single surfboard
>ywn show her all your favorite bands
>ywn get to tell her that while being in a band might be difficult, there isn't a lot stopping her from playing most instruments and making her own music
>ywn joke that you could take a random picture of her with a guitar and it'd work as an album cover
>ywn get to follow her through her discovery journey through best of past decades
>ywn let her explain how she appreciates how it can sound so vibrant and fun but lyrically dark and relatable at the same time
>ywn get to enjoy the insight her love of poetry grants her for all your favorite songs
>ywn catch her getting caught up in the moment and then shyly recoiling when she sees you watching her
>ywn be nervously asked by her if you'd be okay with her trying out some rock looks/hairstyles
>ywn help her manage her darker thoughts but also bring out her inner dork
>ywn wonder what's going to happen when she finds out about metal

Oh shut it.

Sorry for getting your hopes up.

Too much lemon for me, but for others that sounds good I bet.

Do you want a hug or pats or Webm?

mermaid sayori's instrument of choice is the ukulele
it reminds her of hawaii and it's delicious take on pizza

If your general can't exist without breaking the rules then maybe this general shouldn't exist anymore, eh?

It looks like /ddlc/ is doing a good enough job destroying itself out of paranoia and intense hostility from where I'm sitting desu senpai.

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What about banana nut, strawberry shortcake? One pan of one, one pan of other?

Dang, the drug and hypno talk in the last thread got me going.

>The club is prepping for the next cultural festival!
>You and Monika are digging through an old school storeroom for supplies and end up knocking over a strange glass bottle!
>The contents spill everywhere!
>You both start feeling lightheaded and dizzy!
>And god, everything's so hot all of a sudden!
>You try to help each other to the door, but end up falling on top of each other!
>"user, something...something's weird..."
>She trails off as you stare into each other's eyes, breathing in more and more of the fumes!
>Everything's spinning, but for some reason you're both giggling, and before you know it, you're helping each other out of your clothes!
>You make frantic, soul-melting love right there on the floor of the storeroom!

>You collect yourselves and head home, but you're still so turned on!
>Luckily Monika is in the same situation!
>She calls you that night and the the two of you have hot, steamy phone sex!
>Even at club the next day, you can barely keep your hands off of each other!
>The other Dokis all just try to politely ignore it, even though it's making things awkward!
>The two of you are constantly making excuses to step out together and have a quickie!
>Monika's responsible shell has nearly cracked, leaving a lustful demoness in its place!
>The two of you even take more of the strange drug from the storeroom, to keep your sexual high going as long as possible!
>One day, as you bask in the afterglow of another climax, she whispers in your ear!
>"user, I...I want more..."

It's late when I dream,
Moonlit nights and starkissed glades,
I dance and dance among the trees,
The wind screams in my ears,
My hair trails back as I blink back tears,
I don't want this dream to end,
I cup my full breasts,
I touch my shoulders,
Fingertips trail down my stomach,
Further still,
I feel the core of me warm and wet,
This noble body in this too short dream,
All too easily gone by morning,
I breathe in the crisp air and think about change,
I think about the seasons,
I gasp and wake up,
I look down,
My body as it should be is no longer there.

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shoot yourself with a coconut gun rulecuck

Come gather 'round anons
Wherever you post
And admit that the general
Around you has grown
And accept it that soon
You’ll be falseflagged to the bone
If your time to you is worth saving
Then you better click off or you’ll hang like a Sayo
For the threads they are a-changin'.

Come writefags and critiques
Who shill fics with your hand
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won’t come again
And don’t blog too soon
For the jannie's still within
And there’s no tellin' who that it’s bannin'
For the Promised Day will be later to win
For the threads they are a-changin'

Come namefags, avatars
Please post some cutefics
Don’t stand in the thread
Don’t spam us with pics
For he that gets butthurt
Will be he who has rulecuck'd
The battle inside ragin'
Will soon hurt your Doki's and make the thread suck
For the threads they are a-changin'

Come Dokis and Anons
Throughout the land
And don’t criticize
If the thread's not well planned
Your anons and rulecucks
Are beyond your command
Your old thread is rapidly aging
Please get outta' the new thread if the bait's from your hand
For the threads they are a-changin'

The line it is drawn
The curse it is cast
The slow one now
Will later be fast
As the present now
Will later be past
The order is rapidly fading
And the first one now will later be last
For the threads they are a-changin'

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>Have a position
>Get told I am redundant
>Quit
>Ex-coworker contacts me
>"Apparently your position wasn't redundent, they are trying to fill your position right now"
>tfw most people you worked with were liars.

I want an ambulance to back up on my head.

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>ywn wonder what's going to happen when she finds out about metal
mermaid Slayori image when?

>art of naked Sayori
Hey, where are her neck marks?

>art of naked Natsuki
Hey, where are her beating bruises?

>art of naked Yuri
Hey, where are her cutting scars?

>art of naked Monika
Hey, where are her blue waffles?

You're a cute girl in my eyes, user

>>art of naked Natsuki

more like where's her penis

Does it matter? Personally the only thing that really bothers me about this place is the constant fighting and posts like this.

>tfw no south slavic/ asutro hungarian gf who loves the mountains but has no idea where she is because none of the signs are in any language known the human beings

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>Rulecuck doesn't mean anything anymore!
>Forget about their autistic shitfit over Doki Quest!
>Forget about the avatarfag purge!
>Forget about "What does poetry have to do with DDLC?"
>Forget about their crusades against namefags!
>Forget about them telling blogposters to kill themselves!
>Forget about all of that!
>Rulecuck doesn't mean anything anymore guys!

beautful...

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That's a nice poem, user.
I've been looking forward to reading yours lately.
That Astolfo picture and the occasional supportive words don't hurt either!
Don't worry, your dreams will come true.
Thank you for sharing!

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Do you hunt coconuts? Why would you need a gun for it... unless...

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>Does it matter if the heart and soul of this place dies?

>You both volunteer to help Natsuki with her baking for the festival!
>When she’s not looking, you slip some of the aphrodisiac into the frosting she’s mixing!
>As she tastes some to check the flavor, you and Monika exchange knowing glances!
>The dose is low enough that she doesn’t react immediately, but you both notice her starting to fidget and squirm awkwardly!
>She tries to distract herself with another taste of frosting, but it only takes her deeper!
>She sinks to her knees, desperately rubbing frosting all over her body!
>”G-guys…help…something’s…”
>”Don’t worry, Natsuki, we’ll help…” Monika coos and slides her hands under Natsuki’s skirt!
>Natsuki trembles and moans, but doesn’t resist as you draw her into a deep kiss!
>You pleasure her for hours, until she’s an eager, grinning mess!

>is "noble"!
>Alternatives are 'gaze' and 'scream'.

>Should we get rid of the word noble
Which meaning, both?
>Not the title, the adjective
It's somewhat misleading
>Obviously
Just would work just as well
>But you have to be noble to earn nobility
You can inherit it though
>What if people didn't inherit it
Then what would be the point?
The gaze of the ansestors is upon
At the very least the people who earn it
>Let the people decide this
>This is too complicated
>Makes me want to scream.

what about if she finds out about City pop?
youtube.com/watch?v=I0JVRcJLea8&ab_channel=ProfesseurPoulsard

>Call people who are arguing about things rulecuck!
>Plant shitty bait and disregard the posts of multiple people by calling them all rulecuck!
>Call people who post their dissatisfaction and disillusion with the thread rulecuck and that they ruined the threads!
>Every now and then a handful of posts from a genuine rulecuck faggot only emboldens the shitflinging at anyone who voices or sounds in any way adversarial to the thread!
It's like calling evreyone racist and then saying the definition hasn't been diluted because actual racists show up and beat up a black guy every once in a while.

I still feel bad for insta deleting Moni on my first playthrough

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Ouch.

Does someone want some (You)s and something they made to be reviewed maybe?

>your doki
>an artist or band you would recommend

>Call people who are arguing about things rulecuck!

That doesn't
fucking
happen

Gets posted once every few days.

>wake up
>see this beside you in bed
What do?

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Those have both been dead for awhile, there's just a pack of feral puppies fighting off anyone that gets close, be it to kill it or rescusitate it or whatever.

Yes it does or have you just not been here for the past week?

>Natsuki
>Korn or ACDC or System of a Down, or Queen, or Guns and Roses, or Rage Against The Machine.
This is why I keep a Bersa on my bedside.

...you're right.

I think I'm done here. I'm sorry for bothering you guys. Have a nice thread.

Wow I'm surprised it got this much recognition.

>People arguing over QAanon being a bit attention-whorey or some trite garbage
>Someone drops "All name/avatarfags are scum" shit that I don't care to remember
>"Oh, it's rulecuck"
>Everything that was happening freezes because everyone knows they can't move an inch further since it will all be shouting, accusations and pointless noisy bullshit

Pretty much.

Man... that sucks.

Thanks user. I like to drop off the messages of support to the anons who need it every few threads, but today I've just felt like putting my own inner thoughts and hopes into words for a poem. First time I've done it in a long while.

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Coffee?

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I flat out refused and installed MAS not long during the start of Act 2.

Natsuki
soundcloud.com/hollywoodburn
Been listening to this religiously for the past few days desu, they have an album coming out fairly soon which I'm hyped for