Love Live! School Idol Festival General - /llsifg/ #1730: Chilly Nico Edition

Zenkai no /llsifg/!: Current Events
JP: KananDia Adventure Stroll
EN: NozoNico Score Match/UR Pirate Eli Scouting

>Game Wiki
lovelive.kouhi.me/

>Event Points Calculator
suyo.be/llsif/calc-newstyle/

>Event Cutoff Predictor
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gT26kLl2jAQGX9xn9VRAYwnk5gzKWpe-NkOJa7osI8Y/pubhtml?gid=648200897

>Team Builders
designedfor.sakura.ne.jp/nikuma-n/
llsifteambuilder.herokuapp.com/

>Infodump
docs.google.com/document/d/1rL8-DDw8pJVmMPf7V25vCkx8ulOXR74p_-Wz534S3og

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Nico is shit.

Honk and Tomato!

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Nico a shit

For Yoshimaru!

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First for my amazing wife Dia-chan!

I’m thinking about commissioning an artist to draw pictures of us together

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Ruby!

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for

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I see london, I see france, I see wooby's underpants!

Loving on Eli

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What is that art from?

cute childhood friends

my diary

Receiving a restraining order from my cute wife Riko-chan!

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I'm sorry that happened to you user. What happened?

If you do it, post them. Seriously.
When are you getting a daki?

Because you all were asking for more Yoshimaru.

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Wish you buttholes would stop trying to start stuff with me in my new home. You guys didn't want me here so leave me alone already

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I considered it but I would feel guilty about it being dirty most of the time and wouldn't want to constantly clean it.
I drool a lot in my sleep

Did EN get rewards/gifts immediately when the love live movie came out? Also what were the gifts/rewards? Im kinda curious

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For magnets.

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From what I remember, no. The only time we really got stuff pushed ahead of schedule was for Aqours. We got the first Aqours event months in advance.

cuties

So when did you get to recieve the movie rewards/gifts?
A month later?

Chika loves her senpai Dia-chan!

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We know, creepy 30 year old mexican guy/

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I don't think we got any rewards for the movie. Maybe when it premiered worldwide in September but I don't think so.
JP got a single love gem for 9 weeks leading up to the movie though.

I actually don't think we got any. If you attended in theaters you got a code for a random girls SR but I don't think there was anything else.

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Why are Riko players so rude?

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If thats the case, do you think EN would get any rewards for the sunshine movie or not?

Probably because EN gives out rewards for everything now. They became super generous over the past half year or so.

Oh shit, I'm sorry.

Klab has a new reward campaign seemingly every week now. I would be surprised if there wasn't anything for the Sunshine movie.

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ded like honoka's hymen

>tfw you joked about shitposters being kids in school but the shitposting stopped around the time when kids would be sent to bed by their moms

White Day 4-koma:
Shizuku asks Kanata what she's giving Haruka for white day. Kanata says that she gave her a cake for valentine's day, and is giving her cookies for white day, but she ate them before she gave them. Shizuku and Emma feel bad for Haruka.

2nd 4-Koma:
Emma sing good, and Shizuku and Kanata are thinking "isn't this person amazing?

It's sleeping right next to me. I love her!

>everyone lives in your timezone

>tfw you joked about shitposters being american kids in school but the shitposting stopped around the time when american kids would be sent to bed by their moms
happy now?

You think Dia is your wife? Pathetic. As if she would hate you any less than a real girl would.

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dia-chan a cute.

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one letter off sorry

*dia-chan a cunt

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I love Riko and Rikobros!

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SM N E 1?

Should it feel awkward knowing that every /llsifg/er with the same raibu as you is a girl?

y-yes?

Real girls only hate me once they start talking to me. But with Dia-chan, the more we talked to each other the more we fell in love!

She is the cutest.

That was very rude.

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Wearing a skirt doesn't make them girls

Just get the Dia daki now. You won't regret it.

You never talked to her because she isn't real.

Just kill yourself if you want to live in a dream land all day. Once you die you'll be dreaming of your imaginary gf forever.

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Why's Yoshimaru so cute?

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I need more PDP asap! Need to see how much justice they do for Emma's huge boobs!!

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lmao i think i know you

is the second letter of your first name a Y?

do i stay up another hour and get six hours of sleep so i can regen enough lp to play three songs, or do i play two songs now and go to bed for seven hours of sleep?

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You're making me consider it more.
Dia wouldn't want me to kill myself. There are so many things we want to do togethereven if it's just me doing them by myself while pretending she is with me
No, I'm sorry you're friends with someone as autistic as me though.

take two bottles of tylenol and guzzle a bottle of cheap vodka and sleep for the rest of eternity

you'll have a ton of LP when you wake up

>Dia wouldn't want me to kill myself

You're right, she'd just want you to shut up, stay far away from her, and never interact with her ever. She wouldn't care about you enough to care if you lived or died.

If you did meet her she'd forget your name five minutes later.

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desu pretending to be with someone is probably better than just wallowing alone in your own self-pity/hatred like i do, if it's making you happy.

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if dia was real and knew people like you existed she'd want to quit being an idol

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sleep tight magnets

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Sleep tight, you magnetic gays.

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Being a big sister is so hard.

I'm heading off now.

Giving her snacks.

Helping her with homework.

Taking the blame for her mistakes.

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I don't care what you think. I can imagine my relationship with Dia however I want. I'm sure she would be able to appreciate my good points and accept my shortcomings as I work to improve them.

It made me a lot happier than before. I just have to ignore others telling me it isn't good for me.

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Little sisters are so hard to understand.

But, everyone is different.
Sometimes, you just can't understand other people. Not even your own little sister.

I realized something.

My little sister and I must be two different flowers

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How big is your Dia porn collection? Serious question.

You can't run away from the truth forever.

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But, one day...
"My Big Sister," by Ruby Kurosawa, Class 4-1

"My big sister is amazing. She's smart, pretty, trustworthy, and she's always taking care of me. She's such a perfect person. In short, she's just like one of the idols on TV. Although I can never become like my big sister, I feel lucky to have a sister like her. I love my big sister."

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Being a big sister is so hard.

But actually...
being a big sister
Is so easy.

That's because,
Even when it's hard to say how you feel, you'll always get through to each other.

Now, I have even more little sisters.
It's so hectic every day.
I'm so happy to have so many little sisters.

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so when is this dianigger going to get it over with and kill himself?

it certainly isn't as healthy as a physical relationship with another human being, but it can't be much worse than losing several hours of sleep each night, shitposting on a tibetian independence board about how shit you are at life because you can't afford therapy and your country thinks socialized healthcare is evil.

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God I wish I was that rope

I hope this burdnigger above me kills himself first.

same desu.

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I don't collect many lewds of her because it feels weird to know that many other people have looked at my wife like that. I have a good imagination though.

Maybe you're right. I'm scared about what could happen at that point, but I'm happy now so I'm just going with it.

Physical relationships have many negatives to them as well. Dia gives me motivation to do many things I've never wanted to do for a real person before. What matters is how it makes you feel.

This was really sweet, thanks! I'm sure Dia would make a great mother one day.

To Chika: Do you have a lot of hand-me-down clothes?
A: Yep. When I was little, all I ever had were hand-me-downs! But, that also meant I got to wear a lot of clothes, and nobody ever got mad at me for getting them dirty or ripping them, so that was good! But, now that I'm bigger, there's no more hand-me-downs left. So, my favorite shorts belong to me and me alone!

To Riko: Do you have a favorite winter fashion? Or do you have some secret advice?
A: I like wearing scarves in the winter. But, since my hair is so long, it's hard to tie them. A smaller scarf can be tied up compact, but one that's large and fluffy spreads my hair out and collects static electricity, so when I find a scarf that's just the right size, I buy it on reflex. It's a bad habit of mine!

To Kanan: What sort of clothes do you wear normally? I want to see you wearing somethign cute, like a one-piece dress!
A: Hehe. As you might have guessed, I don't really wear one-piece dresses. And, even when I do wear skirts, they're always the more sporty types. The overwhelming majority of my clothes are t-shirts and denim. I always end up choosing clothes that are easy to move in and I don't have to worry about getting wet. When I wear a swimsuit underneath so I can undress and get ready to swim anytime, Dia always makes fun of me and calls me an elementary schooler.

To Dia: Are there any fashions you'd like to try?
A: I like the neat and refined style, like Audrey Hepburn in the movie Roman Holiday. It might be boring to follow my own image, but I think it would suit me best. The other thing I'm interested in are folk costumes. After all, it's just like with Japanese clothing, right? Those traditional clothes, like ao dais and kaftans have their own unique beauty to them.

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>237 LP
>no will to play

To You: Out of all the various uniforms and folk costumes of the world, are there any you'd like to try on?
A: The uniforms of the world!? Hm, that sounds hard, so I'm not sure what to choose. Well I think the one thing I'd like to wear most would be a ship captain's uniform! I don't know a lot about women captains, but I hope their uniforms are awesome too! You gotta have those golden aiguilettes!

To Yoshiko: They say that you have to suffer for fashion, but do you also have to suffer for your fallen angel form?
A: That's my true form, so of course I don't have any trouble with it! The wings on my back may weigh 3 kg, but that doesn't bother me at all! However, hot midsummer days do give me a bit of trouble... Even the mere sun of earth is so hot, it makes me wonder if I'm burning in the fires of hell...

To Hanamaru: If you were to try out city fashions, what sort of clothes would you wear.
A: City fashions, huh? What's city fashion like? Sorry, I don't know a lot about fashion, so maybe I'm wrong, but I think there'd be a lot of fancy glasses in the city, so I'd like to check those out. It'd be great if there were nice clothes to go with them, too!

To Mari: What sort of fashions do you wear while horseback riding?
A: I don't have any set thing, but as a general rule, I wear cowboy style jackets, not those fancy European ones. I'd say I usually wear dungarees or checkered shirts and jeans. But, boots are required, so I guess it's always jeans and boots with spurs? For the hat, I like wearing a large-ish ten-gallon or cowboy hat.

To Ruby: Since your hobby is fashion, do you read a lot of fashion magazines?
A: Yep!! I read a lot of teen fashion magazines, and of course, I keep a close eye on magazines that feature a lot of idols! Lately, there's been a lot of idols with nice figures, so I'm having a hard time with my childish figure, but I'm doing research so that even I can dress nice! If you have any outfits to reccommend, make sure to let me know!

>therapy
>healthcare

Just do shrooms with a friend. "Therapists" just want you to take an antidepressant pill or three every day to more than likely just dull whatever good emotions you had left and leave you full of apathy and hatred. Shrooms essentially lobotomize your emotional brain, so to speak, and leave you with the cumulative trauma of a newborn. Just don't do too many because mind wiping yourself is something to do in moderation.

You're probably just a homosexual in deep denial

as long as you're happy and you aren't hurting anyone in the process, it's fine by me desu. at the end of the day all that matters is happiness.
>friend
haha good one user.

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Dia has a nice imagination.

Doesn't it feel weirder that people who don't even like her fap to her lewds and you don't even though you love her?

I'd be your shroom friend.


>24 hours later
>honest, officer, he was being really weird and came at me with a knife
>after i shot him i noticed the bag of drugs on the ground
>i never knew he was like that, but... I didn't want to die!

I wish I was a girl

For lewd Umi.

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>Dia in her mind
>Dia in reality

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lovelive-sif.bushimo.jp/5thproject/contest2018/
SIF 5th Anniversary Costume Design Contest began on March 15. Submissions are still open and do not close until April 13. Voting period is May 7 - May 19. The theme is Universe.

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Part 2 of the SIF collaboration with the Escape Game.

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SIF Thanksgiving Festival Schedule.

Osaka (5/20) - Guilty Kiss and PDP's SIF trio Numazu (7/15) - AZALEA and PDP's Fanmitsu trio Tokyo (8/4) - CYaRon! and PDP's Dengeki Online trio Tokyo (8/5) - All members of Aqours and PDP Girls

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Preview for HPPT

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3rd Live Flowerstand.

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DiaRuby BD Solo songs preview.

watching the sun set with rikoppi.

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hartobeet

I miss my friends.

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kys poshn
kys and never return

>tfw you haven't had irl friends since high school and even then you aren't convinced they only tolerated your presence out of pity

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Honoka is a JAV actress! I love her!

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We know, Cuckbug

You picked a bad time to get lost, friend!

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Do you like the sight of your own blood?