/scp/ scp: secret lab general

why did no one make a new one edition

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Download: store.steampowered.com/app/700330/SCP_Secret_Laboratory/
Server lists: memesystem.party:30000/scp/
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NA SERVERS
147.135.10.140
147.135.10.140:7778
147.135.10.140:7779
147.135.10.140:7780
memesystem.party:27070

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What sever are you lads on?

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First for
>GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?
>SCP-079?
>Uh- SCP-079?! IN THIS VERSION OF THE GAME AT THIS POINT OF THE ROUND AT THIS PART OF THE FACILITY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN THAT ELEVATOR!?
>Yes
>Should we contain it?
>No

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Oh cool I just implemented an event that lets you change nicknames

You niggers best start watching out because I'm giving all the faggots a red FAGGOT tag before their name

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>not burniboi

Drawfag of that image wanted it to be a naded elevator but he don't draw that good

for what purpose?

first for underage to not use their mics and poon to stay out

>not only does the 147 fag regularily abuse his admin powers when he's playing, he's now made his autistic dream of a KOS list come true
someone else start hosting ffs

[REDACTED] hours in pixlr

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This. What a faggot

>147fag
who?

the host

my bad, I just reviewed the footage and it wasn't yuri nee who took 60% of my HP in the elevator yesterday, some CI went rogue in the elevator and killed a d boy and tried killing me while I was alt tabbed but yuri nee saved me

not him, I'm the old EU host

Someone asked for it so he could circlejerk his host role on his server, so I made it since it was pretty quick to throw together also it was a good chance to see if I could make entirely new events, which apparently I can

I might add a new event where you receive a list of the inputs and the 914 setting so you can do whatever the fuck you want in 914

AN 05 KEYCARD? IN THIS PART OF THE FACILITY?

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Very nice

Why isn't the EU server in the op anymore?

Americans in charge.

europoors ruin everything

I dont even log in as admin 99% of the time i play fuck off.

I think you are doing sweet job. Thanks for hosting.

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carmine threw a grenade got it on footage, killed him immediately

I assume because it's dead

>It's a Comrade mysteriously wound up in intercom room again episode
Fucking remove the keycard access flag for fucks sake

It's dead because it's not in the OP.

neo.shitpost.info EU server

multiple peanut round when?

I've got 100 hours, most entirely of which comes from the 147 server alone, and I haven't had a single problem with it yet.

>femur breaker room is only open for 1 minute and automatically closes after that time also only D class can be sacrificed
>"killing" lanky just incapacitates him till he regenerates and to kill him for good you have to put a bag that's located randomly in the facility over his head while he is incapacitated
>boost nuts default speed and health and add the ability to fuck around the facility with the vents
>doc no longer has footstep sounds
There now scps will no longer get gunned down the second an ntf squad realizes its actually a good idea to stay together instead of spread around like morons.
And larry doesnt get fucked the second they find the room with the lockers.

Never because someone like will cry in the thread.

>femur breaker room is only open for 1 minute and automatically closes after that time also only D class can be sacrificed

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addendum, I think it might've been that dumbass micspammer blue
will upload the footage later today

250 hours in. I enjoy user servers but when they are empty, it's refreshing to go to public servers to show off my skills. It's like playing on easy mode.

original drawfag here
thanks

>scp lab
>skills

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I've played with Carmine quite a lot and never witnessed him griefing. It's not impossible, of course.

i'm surprised i played this bootleg containment breach so much

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>femur breaker room is only open for 1 minute
>only D class can be sacrificed
that makes containing larry literally impossible

yeah I don't think it was him, after reviewing the footage he threw his grenade earlier so it has to be Blue
muted Blue also

a lot of the door related issues are in the game because they took out the computer, they just need to readd it with a better control scheme.

People who play on /v/ servers are actually pretty good compared to pubs where nobody knows what the fuck is going on.

Simpler change to Larry would be to just make his pocket dimension exit be somewhere that isn't right next to the "fucking kill me" button.
Like wherever Larry's teleport beacon is.

>round ends, server retarts
>room is full
ok
>reconnect
>game already started
ok

>singing alabama nigger over the radios
>tall black Larry gapes us all
Pottery

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Let people escaping from the shadow realm emerge into random places. Like, light containment, heavy containment, wherever.

help

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lol just turn up your brightness lmao

That was me. Turns out I discovered Pocket Dimension+

make larry have horizontal noclip, he should be able to emerge from walls and ambush people

>made sure to obey all orders and close doors behind me as NTF
>just speedrun through and spray everything as chaos
The duality of man

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someone threw two grenades and wiped the MTF
I can't tell who did it from the footage

>D-Boys emerge from Larrys Realm
>Their back at Prison Cells
Fund it

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that's not what needs to be changed, there just needs to be a happy medium between a red card spawning in the cabinets in entrance making it too easy to cheese larry, and not having it spawn which makes it easy for all skips to just rush light containment and wipe out D class before they can do anything.
they need to find a balance

I feel ya

>Larry is doing contract work with the NTF
I guess that's in line with SCP rules

Simple solution to that is to simply make it so
>Airlocks don't spawn I mean seriously what the fuck is the point in them in LIGHT containment
>914 spawns always on a T-junction and the bulkhead immediately connects into the corridor so d-boys and nerds can flee more easily
>Light containment has LIGHT so you can fucking see SCPs coming from further away
The crossroads style junctions give plenty of space to juke, but it's a slaughterhouse when you can't fucking move.

Fucking perfection

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ive never thrown a nade in an elevator can you show the footage of me doing it?

>D-Boy and two nerds sent to the shadow realm
>Nerd finds a pulse rifle in there
>executes the D-boy IN THE SHADOW REALM
>both nerds escape and activate the femur breaker
Absolutely kino

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my bad it was Blue

All good then man

I was that D-boy

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Lanky is for bullying!

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>pussy scientist hides in the corner and pisses himself while the chad D-Boy talks shit to his face
>acts like a big man with a pulse rifle in his hands
Typical

Bravery isn't a function of firepower.

>hiding in the closet on the way out of heavy containment
>escaped a massacre earlier
>about to leave
>hear peanut outside
>hear him leave
>wait like 5 minutes
>leave the closet
>INSTA-SNAPPED

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WHY DO YOU FUCKING ONLY USE ONE SERVER REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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More room to maneuver around in would alleviate some problems.
Here would be my proposals for Entrance zone reform

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Because the game is designed around exactly 20 people, any less and it becomes a lot less fun. Escaping as a D-boy without seeing a single other soul the entire time is boring as fuck.

Servers full fug

I was lost in heavy zooming around with my mouse button held down, and you exited the closet at the worst possible second.
pure dumb luck that I even snapped you

Fuck, the Room with the glass could be accessed by lower end cards like zone manager or Senior Guard

including me, that makes three people who want to get in. Anyone else?

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based doc playing yu yu hakusho

SCP-428
>Appears to be a group of moving d-boys at first
>can absorb corpses into its heard making its strength and health larger
>can use keycards but not guns
>all persons in the croud behave identically so they all behave in scynk but with slight random delays betwen them all so they all dont turn at once and blow their cover
>Can speak to non scps for the purpose of deception

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Commander Hill just team killed Nep at the start of the round

Ban all laggy peanuts

147.135.10.140:7778
Let's get another server going ya fucks

is voice chat broken or are we just /autism/ now?

Actually I might be able to implement something so people pop out at larry's portal

however, that would be taking the easy way out and would lead to a lot of people getting locked into areas where they can't escape from and be a horrible fucking mess

Hoobert just needs to add an area in each "room" which is what it considers the "safe" area, when larry puts his portal in a room, people will pop out in an area that's safe, aka no fall to their death and no locked area

I might also be able to pop you out in a random scientist spawn location, aka a random room in light containment. I'll have a look at that during the weekend

>>femur breaker room is only open for 1 minute and automatically closes after that time also only D class can be sacrificed
both of these are pretty easy to implement but sound terrible

>"killing" lanky just incapacitates him till he regenerates and to kill him for good you have to put a bag that's located randomly in the facility over his head while he is incapacitated
I could make something like this, where if you "kill" lanky, he would just stop raging.
I could also use an item that exists in the game's code but isn't used yet and SUPPOSE it's a bag, so that you can use it on lanky
but that kind of sounds jank as fuck

>>doc no longer has footstep sounds
not possible and shit

>boost nuts default speed
I think movement speed is clientside but I'm not sure
>and health
already possible

That was the worst fucking Doc ever
Commander Hill is a faggot

147.135.10.140:7778
GET IN HERE BOYS!!!!

>it's another round of Blue or Commander Hill with their garbage micspam
muted

>Muting doesn't persist through rounds
One job Huebert.

It might be silent for you on your first on the server. Once new round begins, it fixes

>Go on Shitpost
>Literally no one on

Felt fucking GOOOD to do that, he tried the medkit negotiation against guns, what an idiot

147.135.10.140:7778
Come on pals.

probably because the ip isnt in the op anymore

>Alone on a server
>Spawn as Chaos
>Can't call any elevators
>Can pick up dropped stuff
Is this a feature?

147.135.10.140:7778

7 players in

Clavicle Cracker
Fibula Fracturer
Tibia Twister
Humerus Hole-punch
Radius Wrecker
Ulna Brutaliser
How many do we need until Larry show's up?

>connection error

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Metatarsal Mulcher
Scapula Squisher
Patella Puncher
Mandible Masher
Ilium Annihilator
Phalange Fucker-uper
Vertebrae Violator

Holy fuck this would be an awesome addition

>Connection error

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wow i'm a fucking idiot
neo.shitpost.info is the one right

>game crashes again

3/20 on neo.shitpost.info. Join!

yup