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1st for unplayable normans
The foul scent of vermin permeates this place, my lord. Do not risk the undermining of your rule by the Skaven - take steps to reduce their chittered lies spreading among your followers.
elves are for loving and lewding consensually
>consent
This is the ideal TW. You may not like it, but this is what peak Total War looks like.
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>Removed the elf lewding pastebin
Why did you remove Rome 2 info you absolutely autistic faggot?
How can one user be so based?
buy my game
>norm*ns
OP is autistic. Remember to copy the previous general and not this one when the next thread comes around.
noooo
Thanks, friendo, I'm on it.
You just know he is making that face because he knows Darth was seeing the video.
based
>playing minor faction in Lustria
>have to step in and save Pappamundi from fucking a single beastman stack
>That pastebin
I've been gone from /twg/ for a while
What is this
elf titties
Big Black Breasts
What was that Empire mod someone was playing a few threads back with the various events and loyalty shit?
>turin
Yes.
Guys I have a problem.
I love Skaven and pretty much only play WH2 for Skaven. Not going to deny that I got a bit obsessed with rats, I started eating cheese without slicing it or anything just biting off from one big bit with my front teeth and then I got this stupid idea to feed rats so I could look at them. I live with my mom and dad in a house and we're pretty strict about leaving no food outside because of rats. That's where I got the idea from, I thought I could attract few to get a look at them and I did attract some. Later I stopped bringing food outside but rats still kept coming and my parents noticed. They've called the pest control guy and he said that they're probably coming for food but my parents are really careful with trash and such so my mom asked me if I left some outside on accident, I obviously said no. But I also bought these fluffy rat toys and decorated parts of my room with them so I think they're suspecting me. But I don't care about that. The pest control guy is supped to leave some poison or something next week to kill rats. How do I save them? this isn't what I wanted.
OP here
Smut shit
Irrelevant shit
Fuck off.
I HAVE DARK PURPOSE
WITH NOBLE PURPOSE
>that titfucking paste
wtf I love dark elves now
Based
OOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAA HEEEEEEEEI
Here are the toys if anyone was interested. But come on we cant let the rats die
>posts pic of the redditest of factions
lol
Anyone have a Kislev roster picture? I know some anons made some for Chorfs, Ogres, Araby, and Deamons.
Just tell him the rats are your girlfriend and slip him $50
>tfw no dreadlord gf with massive titties
Why live
Just take me Khaine
BY SIGMAR NO
show live rats
I just started a campaign as mommy mummy and I just realized, why is it that every time a warrior-queen, as in, a female important character, is chosen by the gods it's always a female god that chooses her?
For male it's either but for females it's always female goddesses.
Because if you look into any mythology male gods just stick their dicks in everything and thats how you end up with demigods
>OP is a deus vulter
Yeah but it'd be cute to see one male god that likes a particular female character so much that he makes her his Chosen.
But I guess that in most mythology or lore male gods are dicks and female gods are nice and gentle, so it makes sense.
I haven't actually seen a single one. But you know they're here because at night when it's all quiet they make scratching sounds from somewhere.
You do realise you can buy disease-free rats at a pet shop, right? You can make your dreams come true without bringing disease to your family.
It's probably not the smartest idea to own pet rats if you have a wild rat problem, but it is an option if you keep them locked up when you're not watching them to make sure they don't make contact with the wild ones.
Well Athena was technically chosen by Zeus wasnt she? Or was that because she exploded from a migraine?
Athena was a goddess, was she not?
I wouldn't even bother asking for permission from my parents. If this was my house I would get few.
Valkia
>But I guess that in most mythology or lore male gods are dicks and female gods are nice and gentle
Someone doesn't know the story of the Epic of Gilgamesh.
That's pretty good. Don't know why I didn't think of her.
Wish she was a Legendary Lord. Maybe then I'd actually play Chaos.
Athena is Zeus's daughter, so yes.
Zeus fucked some bitch and then ate her because of some prophecy bullshit about his daughter being wiser than him, then one of his kids bust his head open and she leaped out like a drama queen
i thought chaos wasn't allowed to be cute
attack him with a club, shouting, MR INQUISITOR WONT HURT MY RATS
I mean, the chaos mutations work differently on everyone. Valkia got lucky because it just gave her hooves and horns and those sweet ass wings. Khorne has good taste.
what the fuck was in the greek bloodstreams
fantasoy fantasies. Typical for permavirgins
Who the fuck knows, Hera was so pissed off after that she spontaneously birthed Hephaestus, the ancient greeks were on some anime level stupid bullshit
retarded shit that doesn't belong in the OP.
you get really upset when people like things you don't like
Pray to the Horned Rat. When the pest control murdrerer comes back assault him for the Vermintide.
you get really upset when your favorite virgin fapfic isn't front and center for everyone to see
>Hephaestus
The Gods' First Cuck.
see, calm down friendo
Roll
roll
>The pest control guy is supped to leave some poison or something next week to kill rats
Idk if all rat poison is the same but the one we use in our basement looks literally identical to raspberry granulated tea drink. You could try to do a swap if they sell this shit in your country.
I SEE NO OTHER OPTION
>playing wisseland with faction unlocker
>first turn Karl starts off with full Reikland province under his control
>second turn he confederates with Todbringer
Wut da fugg?
I need more of these screenshots, for research purposes.
She's probably gonna be the Khornate LL for WH3, she's certainly the only Daemon Prince(ss) who stands out among Khorne's posse of red "HURRRR SKALLS FOR DA SKAALL THROONE" retards.
Sorry user, I don't have any other pics or DLC.
Have this.
Khorne's posse of red "HURRR SKALLS FOR DA SKAALL THROONE" retards are why we'll probably get skarbrand desu
>start khalida campaign
>that lewd pose she has while in battle
>"snakes like the heat~"
how the fuck am i supposed to play with this massive boner
You can get a turn 3 confed with Boris on very hard if the starting traits are right. It's real nice having 2.5 LLs straight out the gate as empire, especially since Boris' aura makes him a total shit wrecker on the front line.
>i thought chaos wasn't allowed to be cute
Right damn, mummy is lithe
The way she moves in the lord select screen is top notch
Fantasoys are literally cancer.
Have some Osprey Posting
Oh god, I hope not, he's the worst of the bunch.
who hurt you
>Rome 2 is fantasy
Curb your autism. You literally removed info about the most recent thing CA released.
when does thrones of brittania come out?
also why are they creating new rome 2 dlc when they haven't even released norsca yet and have at least 3 big games in production?
look at the way she poses and how she grips her staff
holy shit
May 3, who knows
I will help.
Cleanse the soy!
based
Son, that's a dessicated corpse.
Grandsons, that's a pretty sexy dessicated corpse.