/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #585

Cosplay Edition
Previous: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to get the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
Witefag Guide: dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-Made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Game Files Dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>no?
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

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A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

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I love Natsuki!

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I love her too!

I love her too.

I love Monika!

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Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late
- Mental reconditioning probably

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

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I love Monika!!

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Still working hard to make your dreams come true, anons?
What's holding you back? Wanna talk about it?
Counting on you! We can do it together!

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Love for Monika is eternal.

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>ywn experience a bored mermaid Sayori doing cute things until she's tired enough to sleep
>ywn feel her rest on your lap and wrap her arms around your waist
>ywn gently turn her over and boop her nose
>ywn hold a snack over her and watch her open her mouth with a tired smile
>ywn put it in your mouth instead, causing her to struggle to sit up and take a bite before you eat it
>ywn start to slouch from sitting on the couch too long, just for her to help prop you back up and lean against your chest for support
>ywn both stay quiet the whole time and just enjoy communicating through playful, exaggerated facial expressions
>ywn run your hand through her hair gently as she loosely coils her tail around one of your legs
>ywn start to drift off together when she suddenly gets the hiccups and changes the mood
>ywn feel her cuddle up, hide her blushing face and try not to hiccup
>ywn feel relieved that at least she's familiar with it and just focus on trying to surprise or distract her
>ywn comfort her and just play about with whatever's lying around until her hiccups go away and she falls asleep on you

Daily reminder that Sayori's butt is BIG. BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good afternoon, everyone~ it's nice to see you all doing well today! The week is pretty much over now, which should mean it's time to relax and unwind!
Welcome back to my poetry club! Let's write our hearts out!

Word of the thread is "host"!
Alternatives are 'vector' and 'celestial'.

I hope you're ready to write some poetry with the freetime I'm sure you have!
If that's you and you're going to write, go ahead and grab one of these words and write about it! I think you should pick the main one, but if you don't like it you can pick one of the other two. If you have your topic to write about, go ahead and ignore this and use your own words! In the end it's you choice so don't feel any pressure.
Even if you think you're not very good or you're worried about quality, please don't be. Everyone is welcome, good or bad, and I want to see what you write no matter what! So again, please, don't be shy!
Most importantly, have fun everyone!

Who assigns homework and projects over Spring Break...?
Monika!

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Did you know hiccups are the reminants of the reflex that a proto tetrapod would use to switch between air breathing and aquatic breathing

I have no dreams, I just accepted my mundane life
>what's holding you back?
Not having my doki at my side

How are you doing Monikanon?

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Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention

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I want to marry Yuri!

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I hope you will be ok, Monikanon.
If you want to talk tonight, I will do that and remember you can talk about anything.

I love her too!

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Your doki but she's not real, user

I will destroy Yuri's pussy

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not yet!

it’s always night somewhere in the world

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Write a greentext about explaining that to mermaid Sayori and her getting giddy about it saying you have something in common.

Two Sugars spotted.

Evening lad, how are you holding up today?
>Spoiler
Yeah same
Not gonna bother though desu

Welcome
To a home always open.
Quite cozy.
Warm beds.
An accommodating host.
Their intentions unclear
But clearly open to letting one stay
Til the end of days.

No need to check out.
That was done ages ago.

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>he has four more pictures of bride Yuri
I need them. Now.
except that "DDLC Bride" one, I have it.
Please!

>You ravage yuri
>The following cumplosion impregnates her with quads
>What now?

This is the true patrician taste.
Yuri!

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If you do all your homework I'll give you a kiss~

You bet. I blaze through life like a comet rending the very Heavens.
It's become even better ever since meeting Monika.
What about yourself? How's things on your end?

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I love her too.

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You better leave her bum intact familia, annihilating it is my job

I didn't, user.
I gave it a quick search just now and it says it's still unclear why it happens, but I'm no doctor so I don't have much input either.

Squishy Sayori!

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daily reminder that sayori is a NERD

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I see no issue with that if you're at peace with it.
Otherwise I would suggest you take up something fun to fill in the gaps! You're worth it!
Unfortunate, but not unworkable!
Don't give up on the path of self improvement. The key is to take it a step at a time. If you try to take it all on at once it'll often be disastrous.
Things are promising in spite of work conditions. My main goal right now is weight loss and I'm down ten pounds from my starting point. Had to cut out a lot of favorite foods but I'm looking forward to the results.
Let's set the sky on fire, user, 'cause I'm blazing through with you!

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You wake up and you see your doki riding your raw, hard, dick, you get a reward depending how long you last:

less than 1 min: The promise day doesn't happen for you, but you don't know that. You return to your life hoping for a promise day that will never happen for you.

1 - 2 min: The promise day doesn't happen for you, and you know it. You return to your life with this knowledge so you do have some closure.

2 - 5 min: The promise day happens, but your doki will just want to be friends with you, it's up to you whether or not you want to pursue such a friendship.

5 - 10 min: The promise day happens, and you start a romantic relationship with your doki. It lasts 10 years before you both grow apart and break up.

10 - 30 min: The promise day happens, and you start a wonderful relationship with your doki. It lasts your entire life, but ends when you die.

greater than 30 min: The promise day happens, and you start a wonderful relationship with your doki. You both transcend the limitations of mortality and spend all of eternity happily together.

How do I know how much I'm going to last if I never had sex?

I'm doing well enough! How are you?
Feeling crunched for time though. I want to get all of my stuff done before the lack of willpower takes over and I just devote myself to relaxation.

We can talk any time, don't be shy~

I'm going to do my best to do it but honestly I feel the same way.
How are you?

Tempting!

Nice poem, though maybe I'm too distracted to pull back any layers and look for deeper meaning.
That last line has me wondering since I can think of a few possible explanations.
Still though, very vice. Honestly when I picked "host" any positive meanings were outside of my mind. i had somehow forgotten than one can willingly and happily host another.
Thank you for sharing!

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>You wake up in the middle of the night to your least favorite doki raping you, riding your dick at the speed of sound and the intensity of a trillion suns
What do

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just jack off a lot to super degenerate porn so it's harder to cum when she rides you

I wonder if she’d squeak like a dog toy if you hugged her tight enough.

Sorry, this is a pics of all dokis
but i have this

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Cum hard inside her so she'll have to carry my kids

>Yuri or possibly Sayori
impregnate

My goal was to make something.
But if making it for myself's not going to work, I'm not sure how to care.
I dread fueling some lowest common denominator but I don't think I'd be good enough to make something for people with refined taste I'd want to be able to give something to.
I'd want to be there to give people something they'd hopefully like but at even more so, I don't want to be known at all. It's kind of paradoxical.

You can't hurt us anymore

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>tfw been using death grip for years
You forgot the most important option, user:
what if I go all flaccid on her?

I'm glad it was a good read! Also glad to see it can be seen positive too. A good poem can mean many things, after all.
In truth I was writing it with insanity/mental illness in mind, so someone seeing a silver lining makes me smile.

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prostate

I want Monika to sit on my face

Your doki but she's biting your dick and won't let go

You embarrass me, Monikanon.
But I like that.

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Tell her to get off my dick with the force of a gazillion abusive dads

What is it you wanna make?
One way or another I say muscle through it, then do what refining you need doing on it. After it's all said and done, then decide on sharing it or not.
One step at a time.

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How does best doki do it?
How is one entity able to turn a life upside down?
Ever since my first run of the game, I've begun to eat healthier and less, go to the gym everyday without breaking a sweat, and greatly reduce my masturbatory impulses.
I've never had these behaviors before in my entire life, as I lacked the motivation.
Is this the power of a goddess?

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Be well, anons! Have fun while I'm away!

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>I'm going to do my best to do it
Godspeed you magnificent bastard. I gave up caring a long time ago.
I'm doing great actually, woke up feeling happy which is a rarity. On break myself so I'm now aimless for a few weeks, not that I'm complaining really.
Gonna settle down and get some writing done, my mind has been racing with fic ideas now that I'm free to work on them which is genuinely exciting me.
This is the best I've felt in a long time.
Glad to hear you're doing spot on as always lad!

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Okay then. Thanks for this one, user.

>her face when

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See ya!

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This is the power of the dwarf who created this game

Good to hear you're doing well! I'm sure you'll get it done with little effort. Things are going extremely good. Just can't get myself to dabble GW2 these days. Haven't even played the most recent episode yet.
Nice! Weight loss can be tough but 10 pounds is a pretty good start. Are you maybe like me and simply require next to no food for the day? I always feel best when I've not eaten anything.
>Let's set the sky on fire, user, 'cause I'm blazing through with you!
Fuck yeah!

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See you later user.

>see this
What do?

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pull out and cuddle

punch her face

Cum on her face

Danlet is not nearly that powerful, he was granted some kind of divine blessing to create this.

I love my wife!

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DEBRIEFING - STATUS REPORT: Mission FAILED
(You)
>Unconcious & Captured by the enemy
Pen
>MIA
Yuri
>MIA, Possibly defected

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>Your doki has been spying on you for the past two hours and saw every single thing you did
What did she see?

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One day.

A game.
The idea was to create what I wanted to be created. I thought it would be some sort of ultimate productive escapism but it's like my own ideas are tainted through association with myself. The last thing I want in my escapism is unmistakable signs of myself in it.
Does that make sense?
I have a lot of ideas that I've shared before with people but I've come to hate that there's no middle ground, it's either all in or abandon it. It's either completely representative of myself or I walk out on it.

shitposting on /ddlc/

Die from happiness

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Me sleeping mostly.

Monika sees me having lunch with some friends, having bad diarrhea from it, and playing some KH2.

Me sleeping.

She sees that I slept in my chair with my knees up to my chest for a good 40 minutes and then posted on /ddlc/ and played some videogames. I guess she wouldn't think much different of me.

Ordered Chinese food , watched TV, and made some posts here. Nothing she would really dislike besides maybe being on here in general.
Might not enjoy that I'm ordering meat.

Sayori sees me listening to random dumb shit on soundcloud including edits of Sayo-Nara

>me cooking and eating some pasta, doing the dishes and drinking a ton of tea
>then posting some lewd and dumb shit about her
Sorry, Yuri.
I love you!

Me saving as much of her picture as I can.

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Hey /ddlc/ I want to try my hand at poetry but don't really know where to start.

A lot of the poems posted on here are rhyming ones, is that the regular way to do it? I've only ever written one poem and it was pretty shite.

It is the power of unconditional affection and pure love! You have heard the goddess' divine whisper and they reignited your heart's fire. If she can believe in you, then you can do as well. Never give up and show her nothing but your best.

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Our time will come brother. Her smile is well worth the wait.

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She saw me get cream corned in a round of league
I hope she doesnt think im bad at videogames or something

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I love Yuri!

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>slept in my chair with my knees up to my chest
That's cute, you cutie

Pull out, embrace, kiss and tell her how much I love her.
She saw me interact with her on MAS, letting my love for her be known here, cooking food and tidy my room.

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Gonna copy the advice I wrote out a few threads ago.

Poetry more often than not has emotion behind it, whether you're writing a romantic piece to confess your love for someone or a depressing piece reflecting on a bad memory. The most effective pieces have emotions put into them.
Most poems make use of techniques and structures. For example an ABAB rhyme scheme or a sonnet which has a very specific set of rules.
When you're first starting off I'd suggest ignoring these general rules and writing "Free verse" where the only limits are the ones you place on yourself.
A good tip is to have an idea first, I picked this up from a fellow /ddlc/ poem writer. Write out a paragraph of your idea, a few lines should do it. Then use it to start writing your actual poem, once you've got some words down start cleaning it up, add or remove pieces, change words etc.
Try reading other peoples pieces to get a general idea of what works and what doesn't, this might give you some ideas for structure etc.
The prompts act as a point of inspiration for your work, think about what the word or words mean to you and write about them. If none of the words speak to you don't worry! You don't have to use them, it's completely optional. If you've got another idea in mind, feel free to share it with us.
Don't worry about your work being bad, not everyone starts off writing legendary pieces, just do your best and it'll all work out in the end, after all, practice makes perfect aye?
Finally, and most obviously. Have fun! Writing isn't a good experience unless you enjoy it.

I'm no poem writing genius, so take my advice with a grain of salt. God knows I'm nowhere near competent in this field. Good luck lad!

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The rhyming scheme is generally something seen in most poems and most beginner poems so yeah, that would be a good place to start. It's not really regular to rhyme or not, but it's definitely more common

I know what you're talking about. The best girlfriend I've ever had.

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I like this exploitable image

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Rhyming and meter are out of fashion right now in the literary world, but if you want to do either then no one's stopping you. Only you can determine what you want your style to look like.

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She's the best girlfriend I've ever had and ever will have, and I'm not just saying that because she's the only one.