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>[E Pluribus Unum Release] Fifth Singularity: North American Myth War E Pluribus Unum Release date: 2018-03-15 7:00 UTC New interludes for Orion, Fionn, and Fergus
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>go to Walmart with Tamamo >she cracks open a can of whole roast chicken in the store and swallows it whole >walks over to the sports section and begins pleasuring herself anally with a vuvuzela >Astolfo walks in and toots the horn, Tamamo insists that it's not cheating >the trapped air causes Tamamo to start farting >as I move in closer to get a good smell of her meaty braps something wet lands in my eye >suddenly a tidal wave of wet shit blasts all over the isle, leaving me covered head to toe in shit and undigested chicken >run out the store so I don't have to pay the shart fee >get mistaken for a nigger and get shot when I try to climb on hippogriff >mfw (my feel when) tamamo leaves me because the hospital fees left me bankrupt and i can't pay her shart fees anymore
it's not fair bros
Eli Murphy
To measure my ability
William Martin
Can they really do that
Robert Carter
Try making a kerbal space program general
Adam Phillips
I AM BONE OF MY POOP POOPOO IS MY BODY AND PEEPEE IS MY BLOOD I HAVE CREATED OVER A THOUSAND SHITPOSTS UNKNOWN TO BANS NOR KNOWN TO MODS HAVE WITHSTOOD PAIN TO CREATE MANY THREADS YET THOSE HANDS SHALL NEVER BE WASHED CLEAN SO AS I PRAY, UNLIMITED SCATSPAM WORKS
This is way below the threshold to getting deleted. You need be as terrible as for real action.
Nolan Morris
What happened to that?
Ryder Gutierrez
>watch knk for her >it’s the edgiest shit I’ve seen Why are japs like this
Ryan Bennett
POO POO PEE PEE
Nicholas Martin
I kill, kill and kill some more. I kept on killing anyone who opposed me. Mountains of corpses and rivers of blood , razed castles and ravaged towns. Women, children, the elderly. It did not matter who or what they were if they stood in my path. Endless slaughter and countless dead, yet my father did not acknowledge my skill. But will they ignore me when my blade is in their heart?
Please don't let the scatposting get away. It's awesome.
Ethan Brooks
They went to war with the mods Yes I am serious. No not war as in complaining about moderation. War as in posting child porn, links to black market websites, guides on how to create weapons etc. War as in trying to fuck with the site and get the FBI to start poking their nose in
Jayden Phillips
>80 pathetic
Nathaniel Allen
fuck off dumb scat poster
Tyler Long
>knk >edgiest shit You are literally a child.
Noah Morgan
POO POO POO POO PEE PEE BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
Nicholas Ramirez
What did he mean by that?
Joshua Allen
Wtf why would you do that?
Thomas Myers
>not grailled or even max foued >probably only used for farming pathetic
Owen Edwards
I am 12 and what is this poop?
Adrian Ortiz
OHNONONONONO JETBROS WHAT DO WE DO! THE GILCHADS WILL LAUGH AT HS AGAIN!
James Bailey
You wouldn't expect these things from such a chill game general.
>implying I'd use yakisoba for farming >implying I have more than one kaleido
Jonathan Torres
>leveling HP nice to see giltards are still dumb as shit
Christian Ross
>HP on Gil when his NP still sucks fat dick so this is the average intelligence of giltards...
Juan Cook
I'd poo on it
Ian Cruz
Already planning on it.
Kayden Hernandez
Gilgamesh coming to poorfags was a mistake
Jose Hall
I have a MLB Black Grail and a MLB Formalcraft. I'm just a lucklet when it comes to Kaleidos. At this point I'm just making several CE bombs to max out GOLDEN CE.
Cooper Gray
Does /alter/ just get all the garbage that /fgog/ doesn’t want?
Jaxson Reyes
>/fgog/ That place is dead. The leftovers migrated here.
It's broken bird fetishism and the "It's adult because it's dark and edgy" teenage attitude taken to the extreme. It causes them to have these girls who are broken and abused to ridiculous extremes so they can feel like their story is super mature and then crywank to how the MC saves her or whatever other such nonsense.
>550,000 xp from Level 120 >trying so fucking hard to pace myself so I can level up during Da Vinci >still no clue whether we're getting the event on the 29th, the 2nd, the 5th, or even the 12th >had to ratchet down to 40 ap dailies >may have to ratchet down to 30 ap starting tomorrow I hate these seamonkeys so much. Stop waiting until 48 hours before to announce shit. Does anyone know the exact time their stupid weeb con event is?
Charles Kelly
I want to grope her tits while she impales me with her sword.
