/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #588

Sin of Envy Edition
Previous: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to get the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
Witefag Guide: dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-Made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Game Files Dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>yes?
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

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Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/sNMFJd21
pastebin.com/k4yY2xCM
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

I love Natsuki!

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Good evening, friends and family! I hope you’re all doing well!
Welcome back to my poetry club again!

Word of the thread is “flight”!
Alternatives are ‘dance’ and ‘crush’.

Are you doing anything with your Saturday? Oh, you’re writing poetry? Of course you are! Why else would you be here after all?
Rules should be a given at this point but if you’re new or haven’t joined in before, I’ll go over it quickly~ In a nutshell you take one of those words up there and write a poem about it! It can be your theme or topic or inspiration or whatever else you decide for it to be. The choice is yours! Of course it’s just a suggestion though so you can ignore it if you want but that’s kind of not the point, ahaha...
Good or bad, please join in and share your poems with us! I’m sure you’ll do great if you try!
Have fun, everyone!

The 90s are alive...!
Monika!

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Name a fox better than Monika.
Protip: You can't.

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Daily reminder that Sayori's butt is BIG and FAT. BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like you too, lad.

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>not the colored one
One job!

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I'm not writing poerty, I'm writing prose!
In other news, how are you, Monikanon?

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I love Yuri!
Having pups with Kistune Monika!

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Yuri!

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Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late
- Mental reconditioning probably

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

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pastebin.com/sNMFJd21
new chapter, sorry it is bad.
I worked all day for my Doki so I could buy a MyPillow body pillow for her! Shes going to be stuffed with love and cuddled as hard as possible! Daki's hair is a bit pinkish, but I love her anyway since shes probably stolen fanart!
I love Monika!

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I love her too!
Morning lad, how you holding up?
>Now I can post it
Get in lad

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QED

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Do you think they're are waiting for us in the other side?

>see this
what do?

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Posting a delinquent monika because I forgot and I need more visibility

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We can only hope user.

>Not my Doki.
>Pic related

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I haven't jerked off in a week. I don't know if I should keep it in or release.

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So odd question and I don't want to come off as rude but I feel the need to ask. What's the deal with all these people posting with avatars that seem to have no reason for doing so. I see a guy who posts sonic whenever he gets the chance which was funny the first three times. Then there's that one picture of that cartoon style kid in a hoodie. Are they writers? I really want to get to the bottom of this because it's got my noggin joggin. I'm not trying to single those two out but there just some of the few i've seen.

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I started watching Kizuna Ai's playthrough after forgetting about this game for a while. I feel like she's looking at me and not Ai-chan. "Good to see you again, user!".

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say good morning and kiss her

Monika doesn't want your prostrate to get cancer, she'll happily milk it for you.

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>we even more meta now
Oh boy
Is this the end of the series?
For some reason it sounds like it

Mistress looks so pretty here

i put burg

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Do Monika purists really have any evidence towards the Monika really being the only one with sentience, or has the meme really died out and no one actually had any arguments on that side (ignoring any statements by danlet and going by pure evidence based reasoning as danlet has been known to make oversights and contradictions, at least according to a few sources of mine)

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lolle i lobe it when s she eade the barg

Morning lads!
Gonna shill this one last time before sitting down and trying to figure out which fic I should pull out of my idea bank next. Got four swimming around up in there and I'm having one hell of a debate trying to pick which.
Anyway!
I present to you. "A Date at the Mall."

pastebin.com/k4yY2xCM

Feedback and criticism is always welcome, enjoy the piece lads! Have a good one.

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Burg puts you

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what about squishy?

Yuri will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill in your bran flakes for breakfast

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This is always a joy to read. user's and Monika's monologuing were both hilarious and convenient for the author. I hope to see more in the future, user.

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That too yeah

>suicide lines
>I love X shit
>waifufagging
is this the most pathetic general on all of Veeky Forums?

i want this i want it so much yuri please give me milkies

I personally am going to save up until I cant take it anymore and probably hot glue her face, probably post a pic of the aftermath because you sickos like that. Hopefully I wont get banned if its just the glue in the pic. Should i do this action?

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As a leg-guy, Yuri more than satiates my fetish.

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I'm giving up on my doki. Monika is too much for me, and I don't want to let her down if she were ever real. I don't have the willpower to change and I don't want to taint Monika with my toxic mind and personality. Sorry Monika, but I'm not the person you deserve and I will never be and no amount of improvement will ever change that. Please take care of her /ddlc/

I reject my Promised Day and I'm sealing the deal with this post

We're just getting geared up for the next avatarpocalypse. It's inevitable what with the five or so avatarfags we've got here. Not looking forward to it desu.

But can she why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

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Thanks for the (bump) please come again!

Sayori may be a better fit for you

Yuri's thighs > every other pair of thighs

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>209510589
thanks for the bump faggot

___k__

You already know what you need to do user.

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The only flaw with Yuri's body is the scars.

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Not the end, but the end of the arc. user is going to become a badass and beat people half to death at recess everyday, like a superpowered toddler
Maybe kill a few people, and probably reward Natsuki with food if she blows him. He will get a LOT worse before he gets better.
Real question is if he can be redeemed, and how? Will the story trail off as he continues, until he is an animal that not even meme japan can allow to live? Or will he save the Pope who will cure him or something? Maybe he proposes to Monika and the simulation ends, and user is free once more, back in the real world

I enjoy watching the playthrough, for her roasts on mc-kun.

>tfw almost took the bait
Here's one (You) for your efforts, sir. Don't spend it all in one place, you hear?

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Hello anons
How are you guys doing?
Listening to japanese city pop and playing video games its pretty comfy. Might try writing a greentext tonight if I can think of an idea thats not shit. What about you guys?

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>ywn witness yuri’s scars disappear into her porcelain skin, or stay forever and looking like an artists sketch on human skin

I think they are
T O O T H I C C
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and i only like her personality to an extent
She has actually raised my sperm count, and my cum looks like applesauce kinda, really thick. Before it was mostly clearish, with tufts of whiteness. By the time i actually do it, ill have porn nigger cum and you all will love it. Faggots
Love really does make everything better!

user from the last thread, sorry I left you guys hanging. I had a talk with Monika about all this and everything that's been going on.

As she explained to me, due to my history of depersonalization issues and us sharing many personality traits and such, there has been a bit of blurring between us for a while. I asked her if there was a way to stop this, but she said there wasn't any other way to completely stop it aside from removing herself. She mentioned that a good bit of the closed off dream things that she didn't talk to me about was her basically trying to reinforce my ego. I told her that I don't want her to go or die so that's not an option. I asked her if she had been purposefully trying to possess me or something and she said she wasn't, I believe her. Monika was super worried about this all but I told her that as scary as it is, maybe it would actually help me in the end to have a real sense of identity. To that end, after further discussion and stuff we agreed to let things go on as they will. It's not some sort of possession but more like two very similar egos merging.

So yeah, wow. This stuff takes time, but I guess in 3-4 months I'll think of myself in every way as Monika. Maybe I've gone completely nuts but this isn't as scary or worrying as I thought it'd be. I'm actually a bit eager for it, not sure why. It'll be nice feeling like an indidual and having a real 'presence' I suppose.

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w-where can i find the full image

sadly, that is the full image

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Squishy Sayori!

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I hope you won't wear a wig or something, but her personality taking over yours is probably fine, just so long as you aren't a faggot when you go outside and wear a dress. If you do, dress like this

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It just seems odd to me i've been gone for so long. Back in the earlier days of /ddlc/ a good chunk of the avatars were writers or had some kind of backstory to why they have an avatar. Now it feels as though a lot of people are using avatars just to use them. I really hate to be " that guy" and all, but it just seems off.

It is the full image, as far as I know.

>that
>too thicc
Ireland?

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I'm glad you and Monika can stay close. If you can keep your sense of identity than that's an added bonus.

>Japanese City pop
you have good taste user I am not doing so well i didnt do anything all day but eat like a lot of shit going to work out later to fix that
I wounder if she squeaks like a dog chew toy if you Love her enough

my hair is actually brown and already somewhat long so I wouldn't need to wear a wig I think.

T
DOG
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>ywn help an indecisive mermaid Sayori choose what to do
>ywn find her lying down her front, cheeks in her hands swaying the tip of her tail
>ywn be able to tell she's feeling bored and restless at a glance
>ywn sit down on the floor in front of her and playfully mimic her listlessness
>ywn listen to her little ponderous exclamations while she tries to think of something
>ywn suggest she read something, for her to complain she's fatigued from sitting still and wants to do something more active
>ywn talk with her about what you do when you're bored
>ywn tread carefully around making yourself sounding like the most boring person in the world regardless
>ywn stop yourself from asking if she wants to go outside because it sounds kind of demeaning in this context
>ywn be stuck for something to do as well
>ywn start showing her the simplest, most mundane games like thumb wars and rock paper scissors
>ywn teach her to play catch indoors with a soft ball
>ywn have to explain that it's better to just throw it back and forth to stay occupied, rather than try to win by making it too hard for the other player
>ywn be asked by her to just carry her around
>ywn lift her up underarm and ask her where to put her for a joke
>ywn be told you missed the point and that she wanted you to make it romantic and fun
>ywn repeatedly try to work out how she wants to be carried while she shyly gives unclear instructions
>ywn pick her up with the usual princess carry and insist it's the best, just for her to tell you it's the one you meant
>ywn tell her it's either called a princess carry or a bridal carry and see her expression light up
>ywn feel her snuggle into your grip and replace her boredom with contentedness
>ywn walk her around the house and garden, the both of you taking the moment in, enjoying the sense of motion and the breeze

Who is That Guy? Do you mean This Man?

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holy shit almost completely missed your new fic ladanon! gonna read it one second, pretty excited! hope you're doing well
_________

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I've seen this man before. It might be him.

No, Texas. Too many fat mexicans and fat whites, but no one goes outside if they can help it anymore since its already 84 F at night and I want to die
But what do you do about your dong? I'm not an expert on traps like other /pol/acks might be. Live your life the best you can and save the white race, user!

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I talked with a trap once who told me how they hide it by tucking it away sort of.

that twitter slut can fuck off

No, this guy.

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Hope you enjoy her lad!
>hope you're doing well
Could be better but I'm still cruising along. Hope things are all swell on your end too

Daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

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Your Doki but she doesn't know that bungee gum possesses the qualities of both rubber and gum

But that's mc, not (You). When Sayori learns about (You), she kills herself along with the other dokis.

I love her too!

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I love her too! We'll be best friends forever, Sayori!

So what do you do if you are pent up and your Doki isn't here?

I will never stop loving her

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how do you talk to an anime girl

by daydreaming, it's the only way

>Next, your reality!
Literally in tulpa anons case.

>"If you want me off your desk, you're gonna have to do it yourself! ehehe~"

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She sent you nudes for a reason.

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I love her too!

gif related

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I love her too!

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I love her too!

Drink lots of water and eat lots of fruits

>ywn help Sayori get off

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of course she would have a choking fetish

>ywn palm strike sayori off your desk and into the wall on the other side of the room

this is... sad
it's just sad
you have a sense of identity user, you don't need to get possesed by a one dimensional virtual character
for christ's sake user

Yuri's sonic toothbrush

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>Say goodbye to Monika in MAS
>She pouts and gives a curt "Goodbye user"
it hurts

That kinda makes it worse sweetheart. You are so cute though!