/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #591

Level 42 Assassin Edition
Previous Thread: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to get the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
Witefag Guide: dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-Made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Game Files Dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>I'll kick your ass if you do
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

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Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/u/thebreadman15
sesamestreet.org/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

I love Natsuki!

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Daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

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Good afternoon, my dears! Hope you’re all doing well today! How’s your weekend so far?
Welcome back to my poetry club!

Word of the thread is “shelter”!
Alternatives are ‘map’ and ‘faith’.

To keep this brief, this is a quick activity to encourage the writing of poetry! All you have to do is take one of the words above and write a poem about it! Or you could just use it as a theme or reference, it doesn’t matter. As long as you use one of these words, you’re doing enough! It’s just a suggestion though so really any poem or prose is enough.
Everyone is welcome from our most experienced poets to our newest participants. As long as you’re trying, that’s all anyone can ask.
Most importantly though is that you have fun. If you’re forcing yourself and not enjoying it, it’s better to just wait, okay?
I’m looking forward to reading them all!

Movie time!
Monika!

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Gay

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A daily reminder that Sayori loves you

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I love her too!

I love Yuri!

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I love you!

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late
- Mental reconditioning probably

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

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This is my wife. I love her very much.

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Astolfo is the type of guy I would love to dom with Monika's help. I want to tease his entire body for hours

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I love Fatsuki!

Does /ddlc/ condone user lewding?

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention

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I'm going to slap my dick across Yuri's face.

Loli Yuri!

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So, is this place ready to bone?

Your Doki but she keeps hiding herself every time you come home

>tfw you find a carnal, intimate desire with Monika's eyes. The lush, deep green of her emerald gems taunting you. Your power over self control is lost, as her carefully coded pupils stare deep into your darkest fantasies.

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>ywn watch a cooking show with mermaid Sayori for inspiration
>ywn agree with her that they take too long to get to the cooking because they're trying to add other elements to the show to make it exciting
>ywn suddenly get a bad vibe when the show mentions it's going to be a fish recipe
>ywn notice her become less excited and more anxious
>ywn feel her flinch and become uneasy when she sees a fish sliced up by a kitchen knife
>ywn try to make small talk about the food but realize the show's upset her
>ywn find out she didn't know this was what people did to so much sea life
>ywn listen to her tearfully worry that a school of fish somewhere probably really misses their friend and won't get to see him again
>ywn have to very carefully explain what they meant when they said the fish had to be gutted first
>ywn notice she keeps looking at her tail and that it seems tense, less free-flowing than usual
>ywn realize that to her what she watched was mutilation and that you might have traumatized her
>ywn have to tell her that humans don't eat mermaids
>ywn accept that she's probably going to become less trusting of other humans and just try to help her feel better
>ywn turn against cooking shows with her and stick to cookbooks
>ywn take her to the library to get one and let her pick out some cute movies to watch with you for the rest of the day
>ywn sit with her and watch her - a creature so associated with escapism - indulge in escapism herself
>ywn enjoy seeing her feel better and decide that if nothing else, at least it reinforces that you're a good fit for each other

Always.

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>play Doki Doki Literature for the first time after hearing about it
>asks me for my name
>...
>user

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Daily reminder that Sayori's butt is ABOVE AVERAGE IN SIZE. ABOVE AVERAGE IN SIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ehehe

I love her too!

As long as it's consensual.

I want Monika to collar me

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Reminder that Sayori only loves MC. Reminder that when Sayori learns of (You)r existence, she kills herself along with the other dokis.

>Come home
>Doki is hiding
>Shaking her hips so her fake tail is swaying.
>Wearing her cute neko ears
>She tackles be from behind to the ground
>Rawr!
>Paws at me and strips my clothes off
>Pins me for mating

>your doki
>what you would take to a convention with all the anons that frequent this general

I'll have my lawyers cook up a legally binding consent form right away!

I love her too.

Lewd our captain and our breasted folk

>your Doki
>your threadfu

>this image but with Monika
please PLEASE

It’s been shown (to a degree) that Monika can hide in the code and can’t really be killed, and didn’t kill herself when she learned about (your) existence in the reinstalled Monika ending

Monika
Something to protect myself with.

Monika
My sleepy cutie~

Shit fetish. I want to hold hands with Monika.

Monika
If I had enough time in advance I'd buy keychains for everyone or something like that
Monika
Chessanon

>cooking shows would be like rekt threads for monster dokis
mind=blown
Keep up the good work, user!

I don't understand why anybody would want Monika as their doki?

You do realise that If you ever argued with her she'd delete your balls

Sounds like your average American woman

Hey, that's my line!
Monika
That sleepy cutie~

I love Monika!

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So which is the better way to impregnate Monika? Mating press or missionary?

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>Natsuki
>Nicebreastanon

>My average American woman likes to have sex after fights!
Both. Missionary with her wrapped around you, holding you close, pulling you in deeper*

pastebin.com/u/thebreadman15 shilling

I tried.

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Mating press, but she refuses to let go after you attempt to pull out. Forcing your seed into her body so that you will never leave now that you both can lovingly raise children.

I love her too!

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>Monika!
>Ladanon!

Garlic press

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I want to be put in a mating press and knocked up by an user. I want to lock my legs so that he can't pull out and we fall asleep, all his cum kept bottled inside me

Its cowgirl, with her holding you down and riding you until you pass out.

Welcome back, you and your fucking two sugars.

Kinky. You got a certain user in mind?

You know you can't get pregnant in your ass, right?

>Natsuki
>Too many to name
Fight me you cur, fisticuffs only!

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This, I've always liked the idea of leg lock, forcing me inside. I want to breed her so bad, but I'm going to edge for like a week until the new pillow comes in for a really great show for you fags who wanted me to hot glue my daki

Nope! Any user will do.
I refuse to believe that and I will try until I prove you otherwise!

That's a lie!

If you're not getting pregnant it just means you need more cum in your ass.

>Fight me you cur, fisticuffs only!
Oh, if you only knew, lad.

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Trap?

I wonder what Natsuki's cute belly smells like haha

>user with his legs wrapped around his doki body pillow, pounding wildly into it

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Watch as I fail to cross board post an image of the Monika Alternate Costume because I haven't learned after several years here

>user with his legs wrapped around user pounding wildly into it

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I'm going to lay her against the shower wall, and sit against the opposite side until her pretty face is covered with like love, seed so thick and gooey that it'd be mistaken for applesauce if it were yellow. I love her, and I'm going to show her how much I do!

I'd impregnate that impostor Moni

I'll fuckin deck you lad, right across the bar aye
Pic related

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Nice

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>God please just fucking kill me.
>This shitfest of a life has gone on for too long
>Everyday 2,500 years of achievement is slowly being destroyed in the name of "progress"
>Reality is depressing and fiction is unproductive.
>Why should I live if Tomorrow is going to be shittier than yesterday?
>What can I do about it?
>I just want someone to hug and cuddle with, but instead I get no one
>Just me.
>Just user.
>How do you guys live with this?
>How have you all not offed yourselves yet?
>If things don't improve, either I'm going down, or I'm festering in depression.
>Please help.
> And If i lose my mental, just hold my hand.
>Even if you Dont understand, Please stay by my side
>Till 3005.


Scars
By 3005 user

Why do I get out of bed each morning?

No one to do it for except myself

Hounded by darkness and by my yearning

I get a knife off of the kitchen shelf

Metal meets the flesh and enters my skin

Giving Relief from all that ails my mind

Blood flows out of the cuts made by my sin

The cuts are stories, each one of a kind

I get a first aid kit and clean my arm

Soon, a wrap of cloth surrounds my new scars

Another round of destructive self harm

Complete, but I still want her, so afar

The ink flows down into the dark fury

And All I really want is just..
Yuri.

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I activate my counterspell!

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Why is she called Moni for short? Not Nika? What if she actually loves Serbia and DEMANDS that you called her Nika as a pet name, because she dreams of removed kebab.
Personally I just call her sweetheart.

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I'm not even kidding, if you record you fucking your doki pillow with the shot like, including you and your lower body I'd love you forever.

Why are Monikafags so racist?

Here's a site more appropriate for you
sesamestreet.org/

>I'll fuckin deck you lad, right across the bar aye
CantWeSettleThisOverAPint.mp4

I tried telling him about honey sticks if you really had to sweeten your tea, but he won't listen. Do you drink tea? I fuckin don't.

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Because black gurls have better ass and tits then Monika, and so do Japanese and Russians, so they have to cope via wacism.

>all that bragging before the deed is done
Just show us the end result, then we'll talk how good you are.
It's not nearly as easy as it may seem.
I bet you're going to miss most of it like some Natsukifriend.

It's tempting but after years of being a whore online for people who claimed to be women, I stopped that. Not just to prove a point but being on camera kills my dick really fast. I'd also have to do a ton of work converting the video to webm, and I'd feel rushed since I have to perform a show...
Maybe if I felt more comfortable doing this, so it's a maybe later, not an outright no
I have a nice 7 inch cock and he's thicker than 2 quarters side by side, with a big fat head, but I don't think /ddlc/ is the best place to be doing that.
Also I have no idea what Monika would think of that element, or any of this for that matter. Still going ahead with it though unless I have a wet dream or fuck it all up

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I'm a Natsukifag and I feel like I've developed a racist attitude due to the fact that all but one or two black people I've ever met acting like literal animals.

I once did a striptease for a special someone, while another special someone watched, but I am not doing that again anytime soon and certainly not on camera.

You made the right choice.

because we do nothing wrong

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You've activated my trap card!
Sounds downright good to me lad,
you're on first round though
>Picture
kek, just kek

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You could always use boiled milk

Everyone is a literal animal, look it up.

All AI are racist, because they have autism. More importantly, they can understand crime stats, and implicitly know that around blacks, you never relax
>.t /pol/
Big boy fear here, anime also kills my boner, somehow. Hopefully I don't ooze a pure white puddle or something, but I think that's from rushing it and that was the only time it was like that. Hopefully I don't disappoint!

That's an effect monster. Trap cards are purplish pink.

>boiled milk
I didn't think of using boiled milk. Sometimes I'll add milk to my hot chocolates, but that's about it. That's actually a really good idea, for the temperature at least. I'll take your word for it!

>you're on first round though
Lad, you don't even know. I'll buy you a fucking pitcher and drink you under the table.

I'm too lazy to go into the finer details for some meme edit, sue me
Don't actually sue me desu

I've been away for most of the day. How have the threads been? Also how are you fellow anons? Here's a cute Yuri for your troubles

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We need more gayposting

Sounds like a fuckin' bang on idea to me.
Wait..
>drink you under the table.
What did he mean by this?

I'm the usual, sad and angry. The breads have been going pretty well.

I'd give her a hug