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I wish they made it so you could just sit out your first round instead of spawning with nomic.
God damnit I fucked up the URL to the new serverlist
Remember to always bully Nerds. It's the natural order of things.
096's screaming in the background sounds on the menu is a nice touch
ay
>NTF kills us because we had stolen CI LMG's
>retards didn't even look
>had on 05 card
>underage still hasnt left
reee
>be ntf
>come back to surface
>other ntfs spawn right as I get out of the elevator
>wait for them to be close enough
>throw a nade in a corner of the elevatir with a corpse
>they all get in and close the button
>boom
>look back at ntf spawn
>a late afk is coming
>do the same thing
>it works
>rush CI spawn
>wait for car
>nade them too
You LITERALLY cannot stop me.
>being proud of this
You stop that.
>Don't come here as often since the threads were moved to Veeky Forums
>See new OC every time I come back
>Was against the move to Veeky Forums because I thought interest would die down
>I was right
Man, that is just sad to hear. The game is still fun but the threads were much more entertaining on /v/
mister lister died as lanky to a tesla gate
that faggot josh keeps micspamming
No new players and whatnot. Who comes to Veeky Forums for new games? This place is for large, dedicated fanbases and communities, neither of which we are.
Hotpockets cursed us to death.
>the threads were much more entertaining on /v/
yes. now that we're in the containment board, we don't get the influx of new meat, it's just a stagnant pool of circle jerk forming secret club servers
>stare at peanut
>he doesnt stop moving
>no blinking
>constant running
>snap
wow gg hoobert
>posting the JSON endpoint
>not even the right URL
Anyways, the new server list should be live at memesystem.party:30000
Todo: make the info dynamic so you don't need to refresh the page.
For what it's worth, the Veeky Forums thread got me to start playing yesterday.
I put what was posted in the last thread in the OP
Who's the underage?
>play random shit on the intercom as CI
>big group of CI spawns and comes to intercom to kill me
>they rush in
>as theyre rushing down the stairs I embed myself in their big blob
>they tk about 5 of each other while trying to kill me
>taco tuesday
EQG fags be gone.
delightfully devilish seymour
>Go to take a piss
>Ask nerds not to shoot me up while I'm gone
>They shoot me up
Just use a coke bottle next time.
>D boys and Nerds trusting each other ever
You know better then this
How the hell is the nuke announcer even worse now?
Hubert is banging her.
I want the guy back, he sounded way more professional. These girls sound like they recorded through Skype and are bored as fuck the whole time.
If the girl can't do a decent impression of "Fire again", her voice isn't good for announcer.
>theres d-class/scientists STILL getting mad about getting shot
>in the year 2018
Is the doc like Lanky and Peanut in that he can just hold down left click and attack multiple times or am I better off clicking like a mad man?
What I liked about the guy was that he had a sense of urgency about it.
>Fire again
whats that
Remember restrained dclass spawn as mall cops
Restrained nerds spawn as cboys
Nep!
Well, yeah, that line's from containment breach and they're in the process of getting assblasted by 682, of course they say the line with urgency
Is something stopping us?
>Fat kid: detonation in progress
>its a general, take it to Veeky Forums
hes not wrong
im glad janitors are doing this. i hate seeing the same game over and over on /v/
It's from BR2049
Pic related
You're right, videogames don't belong on /v/
>Still using IRC
>literally the same games every day save a couple of threads
T. brainlets
i fucking hate Veeky Forums
>Be scientist
>Getting chased by SCPs
>Manage to get to entrance zone without high level key cards with D Boys and scientists
>An MTF finds us and starts gunning us all down in an attempt to kill d boys
>Manage to find entrance gate, but can't open it cause low level keycard
>MTF finds us but won't open gate
>Decides to give D Boys a smug villian speech at the gate while the SCP bangbus is closing in
>Shoot him dead with the pistol I found
>Everyone has a good laugh because fuck that guy
>Take his keycard and free the D Boys and Scientist
>Kicked from the server instantly
Was worth but did I really deserve a kick for that?
Veeky Forums is the superior board but you're right it's where games go to die, unless they're huge mmos, phone games, or league of legends
>baited into a tesla gate by a d-boi as peanut
There is no greater shame
>playing on pubbie servers
yes you deserved it
>faggot josh micspamming from phone
>doc on a gun spree died toa tesla gate
>NTF are still shooting D-Boyz on sight
>NTF just shoots them on sight instead of cuffing them, interrogating them, or doing fucking anything else
you guys have no god damn imagination or patience
I wish the cuffs made it so you could latch on to the person cuffed so you can move them where you want, would be nice for throwing dboys in the femur breaker.
why arn't the server 25-35 slots
stay salty, d-FAG, I just killed two of you niggers
Because it breaks mics to have more than 20 players
MIC BUG
Because voice chat breaks for player 21+
Maybe that will change now that some of the servermod devs can make changes to the game
Mic glitch hasn’t been fixed.
>Crash at round end, the only one apparently
>Load up just in time to be a spectator
JUST
Eternal Emperor is a faggot
He's the Totalbiscuit of this general
>Outplay all the D-Boys as a nerd and avoid getting killed three times
>SCPs baby them and let them go
Yes I'm mad
>people thinking you can reason with the nut
if you survive an encounter with him its because you didn't look away
>Mall cop escorting a D-boy out
>NTF shoots their teammate before finishing off the D-boy
Josh54 is Poon
All I did was play dogs barking over the intercom ONCE
>CI only spawns when I'm a nerd
Should add the vermintide and RoR threads along with all the others that are essentially general threads that have been on every day for months/years
how do i get exp soundboard to w ork?
all i want to do is play the seinfeld theme and all the guides are shit
>install voicemeeter
>install virtual audio cables
>set mic to first input
>exp to second
>set steam to read voicemeeter aux
>set mic input and exp input to b2
>Head to the other gate because I don't want to get elevator grenaded
>Get shot in the head
Fuck you guys
>being this much of a pussy
deserved it
Ding!
you played a bunch of garbage micspam and the entire server complained about you
your MTF team members even apologized on your behalf
YOU ARE
SPECTATOR
here's what I've been using
archive.nyafuu.org
just follow the first post, ignore the others
try not to micspam too often or you'll annoy the others
when timed correctly, micspam can make the game more fun
D-boy orgy was legendary.
HUBERT
Because the dev is a hack
I suppose I did get a bit carried away with it. I'll tone down the shitposting in-game.
anyone else in this last update has the problem late in the round the geometry of models implode making imposible to see due to flying polygons everywhere and then game crashing?
>Be nerd
>Wander around, trying to find upgrade room.
>meet some d-boys
>go walk around some more
>we end up finding NTF before finding the card room
>all of use encounter a SCP, end up collectively running away
>while on the surface, cuffed d-boys and the other nerd are confronted by the newly spawned NTF, their fate is unknown
>i end up escaping to my freedom
>but it's not the end, scp still roam the earth, and the CI's spawn are impending
>i go around to the other gate to avoid the elevator grenade
>at the entrance all the NTF are walking backwards, doing a tactical retreat.
>we all go to the NTF gate, only to be swarmed by all the SCPs in the server
>i cheese it all heavy containment and find a NTF at larry's room, but we both do not have the correct cards
>go around to light containment and find the upgrade room empty
>I upgrade to 05 card and super soaker
>nice
>i go back up and get lost in heavy containment
>meet with a NTF
>we both go to larry's room and he sacrifices himself
>larry comes and tries to damage control
>lol nope you're too late
>end up meeting with other NTF, all of the SCP but lanky have died.
>guy thought that the super soaker I had was used up
>boy, was he wrong
>we end up finding larry in the super soaker room
>i activate my super soaker, but at the same time, the other NTF decide to trap him in the armory to nuke him
>super soaker goes off
>guy realizes it's not empty
>guy opens the door and closes it behind me
>rape
>round over
no
This is BS
>tfw virtual mic is rigged up to only speak in kazoo noises
Post SCPs being silly.
>the one up on the balcony
>mfw mtf tries to use the shoop laser on me as 106
Clip of the orgy.
clipsDOTtwitchDOTtv/GiftedFilthyClamMrDestructoid
This dynamic occlusion culling is the buggiest piece of shit ever. Why the fuck did Hoobert pay money for this garbage?
This is awesome, nice
Wheres the aurora borealis guard that threw the grenade
Getting it right now.