/vtg/ - Vermintide General

An old ranger trick Edition

>Patch Notes (1.0.4.2)
steamcommunity.com/games/552500/announcements/detail/1656636041236380516

>Enemy HP spreadsheet that looks correct until the devs shit on it and don't contribute anything
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PiWoQOH9LeZVlbHv5GvTaToet5wKW6AdpKDf35StcBI/htmlview?sle=true#gid=0

>Information about chests and when to open them
pastebin.com/4tpB97Kb

>Grim/Tome locations
pastebin.com/mKeD7t6T

>Performance guide
pastebin.com/BKH7pNMy - Graphic settings
pastebin.com/eGYWAFsM - Game hosting optimization

>Mega of cool shit:
mega.nz/#F!dIt3HSJR!EjAlmKkPW1VwMqacbWzM5w

>Vermintide lore
dropbox.com/s/spag8tl6d6zewjg/lore.txt?dl=0

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First for slayer

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jesus christ

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RUMPY TUMPY DIDDLY DEE

UPON THIS THREAD A STORM OF POOPOO PEEPEE

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9000h ms paint

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I'll ask in this thread aswell, how is it elves/humans/dwarves even stand a chance in warhammer universe?

>could have had a game about slaanesh warriors
>or even khorne
>instead we get boring as fuck nurgle

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The magical power of cooperation and friendship, with a little help from the secret lizard overlords that run the world.

>love halberd
>red halberd has no illusion
At least give me the glowing blue shit to look forward to.

Vampire loli hero when?

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What's the ideal endgame Sienna build?

>lizard overlords
>gets crushed by a bunch of rats reeling in the moon

Go away, faggot.

>elves
strongest magic wielders, excellent navy, isolated home
>humans
gunpowder, steel, faith
>dwarfs
also gunpowder, advanced tech, fortified homes

All of these factions are also far more organized and united than any of the evil factions, like greenskins, chaos, or skaven.

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das a lot of megabytes

still stack crit and take heat sink with a beam staff, I believe

This can confirm

are there any melee weapons that can one-hit with light attacks chaos grunts at 600hp and 10% power v chaos?

chaos hordes are the fucking worst i swear to christ

Can I ask how crit works? I took that "temp health on crit" but headshots don't heal me.

Is it a matter of hitting the head and a % hit? anywhere on their body and %? I believed it was just headshots.

headshots are not critical hits. critical hits are where your weapon makes a sound effect on swinging and gains an orangeish-black aftertrail.

they happen regardless of whether you hit anything. try swinging it around in base

No. Vampire with big tits hero when?

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Headshots are not crits, headshots just do bonus damage. An attack can both crit and headshot.

THe

Shut the fuck up, elf.

wow you managed to make me look at one of the least attractive female vampires i've ever seen in fiction, good job

K H A Z U K

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Just wanted to share some OC with the thread for everybody.

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does everyone always do 2 grims in champion games? every party ive got so far does them without question, despite how much harder it makes the run and how much we wipe.
why dont people grab 1 if they are not succeeding?

Maybe, and thats a big maybe, the 2h axe can.

>Halescourge
>Put wood pillar between me and him to fight adds
>Still get hit by puke
>Twice
How the FUCK are you supposed to fight this guy aside from just bursting him down in the first 10 seconds?

Honestly full books on champion isn't that hard with a small amount of communication

Good timing.

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I usually ask before getting both, but frankly, if you arern't getting max loot then its not really worth it.

Is this the best trait for a Volley xbow? OR is there something better than the ammo return?

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I always ask in chat before getting the second grim if the team's struggling. I don't really mind the challenge; if I wanted easy chests, I could just spam Righteous Stand with bots.

critical restore ammo is far better

Don't get too close and remember you can hit him underneath through the wood floors.

Crit is better.

Didn't even know it was an option, thanks for the looking out!

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>play pub legends
>lose
>play with friends
>win

why aren't you friending other good players, /vtg/?

those rolls, fuck
I have 4 and 13 on mine now and I want to reroll so bad but greens are so limited

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They never invite me.

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I had perfect rolls once but it was on a 180ish power weapon so I had to let it go eventually.
I'll probably keep rolling it at some point but I keep hoping for a red volley xbow never fucking ever kms

Garbage
Reroll

Can someone help me with this?

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*sets your ass on fire*

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Not if you want your game to live.

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QUIT SCORCHING MY UNDESERVING ARSE

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notice how there's only one constant in those scenarios

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shouldn't it be, "you are the only variable"? constants are unchanging

>shoot him
>kill the boss
>revive him

>use huntsman longbow
>shoot once
>wait 16 years before I can switch to my melee weapon
>die
>every other class has smooth, fluid, instant swaps for seamless gameplay
im gonna rage vomit

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>got tricked into playing huntsman
AHHHHHHH YOU SAID HE WAS GOOD

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>soloing a rat ogre + a horde of other shit on BH
>alls going well, backstep to dodge, swap to volley, dump a blessed shots volley into him, swap back to falchion to block
>until it decides to not fucking swap when I press Q and I die for it
I'm so sick of this shit

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I want to spank smug elf.

>Ussingen
>Entire group has been playing well, we're on our way to escape with 3 tomes and 2 grims
>Chaos Spawn
>vicious discussion commences
>half of party wants to kill it, the other wants to run for the bridge and leave it alone
>stubborn pro-lifer slayer hops off into the fray to reach the bridge
>wanted to run as well but there's no fucking way we're gonna reach the slayer before he dies with a grim so might as stick with the pro-abortionists
>somehow we're actually doing ok in the midst of a horde and the chaos spawn, it's about to go down
>our targetted pyromancer says that he's lagging
>gets grabbed and replenishes chaos spawn hp, losing our second grim
>bounty hunter suddenly has a lapse of retardation after performing well earlier, goes down trying to help the pyromancer whilst targetted
>i say fuck this, use my trueshot like a shotgun to clear a path and boot for it, dodging gutter runners like a pro
>1 meter from bridge
>get succ'd by leech I didn't even know was there

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>joins your game
>dies in the first minute
>leaves your game

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Can't decide if I want Merc Kruber's GET THE FUCK UP or just more shouts. Inspire seems kinda limited in use but also an amazing backup.

sorry I meant he was good if you are good at the game

>speedrunning vet on a level 7 alt for exp
>group seems to be doing the same
>elf runs off alone to get a grimoire
>pounced by assassin, dies, leaves game as we run back for the bot
>new elf immediately joins
>runs back alone to the same grimoire
>dies to the same assassin
>leaves
That was probably the funniest moment I've had in this game

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isnt that his point? You are were the only thing that didn't change

try aiming for the head dumb wojakposter

>huntsman
Second worst ranged class but you can claim skill if you beat a Sienna, WS or BH!

Perfect stats but it's shit right?

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*record scratch*
Yup, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got into this little mess? Well, let's start from the beginning
*tape rewinds*
*woman screaming in labor*
Woah woah, not THAT far back!

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You can Just re-roll the trait my man

Are Siennas using Mace or Dagger?
Assuming Legend and maybe Champ

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But are the stats any good? I know monsters are basically mini bosses (ogre, troll, stormfiend, spawn) but not sure what counts as infantry or if it would make a difference at all in the hits it takes to kill
Math is hard

Infantry is any non-armored, non-berserker, non-monster

player level filter for matchmaking literally when

im so fucking tired of wiping because no one will kick the 15 out of the match

Holy shit so it's fucking garbage then?

Thoughts on Bardin Ranger melee? I've been using 1h hammer and it's all around decent but I feel it takes a little too long against armor. The mobility and stamina is great, though

Just completed my first legend as a Slayer and got a merchants.

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inb4 vet

that helmet looks rad

Pyro uses dagger,BW uses mace and Unchained uses fire sword.

Just bonk 'em on the head. It only takes a few bonks to bonk a bonk warrior.

Infantry is basically horde mobs.

Legend is just fucking crazy with the special spawns

And it's globadiers that really fuck ya

i meant to add "in champion"

hold lmb
And you're a ranger, grab a crossbow or grudgeraker and don't be shy about using ammo or doing old ranger tricks

reddit.com/r/Vermintide/comments/85q0sd/vermintide_2_enemy_health_spreadsheet/dvzhcf3/

This, an undocumented feature is that the smoke bomb actually gives your teammates a sliver of extra health. Make sure to use it near your buddies who are at 1hp and one hit away from actually dying!

>thinking you need to be 20 to do champ
you are the shitter
if you cannot 3 man champ then you are just bad there is really no other way to put it

Well, they don't really. Vermintide is set in the End Times, where the forces of Chaos triumph and everybody gets fucked.

>Pyro uses dagger,BW uses mace and Unchained uses fire sword.
The fuck, they all play the same
Could you elaborate on why?

its not like its impossible to carry a lowbie but if you're getting fucked by rngesus the extra dps from having an appropriately leveled 4th makes it much easier to survive.

>powerleveling a level 1 friend in champion
>basically soloing the entire maps on BH while he watches my back
>it's a fucking revolving door of people joining and leaving after saying something about the level 1-10
fuck off retard

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>community mods are over a month away

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The shout revive sounds good but it's not nearly as useful as you might think since it encourages you to hold your special ability for when people go down rather than preventing them from going down with it in the first place. CDR is the best imo with the bigger health buff choice being a close second.

I MUST KILL FAST AND BULLET TOO SLOW

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>basically soloing champion

sure thing kid im sure its nothing personnell

>a charm for dealing maximum damage to trash mobs and bosses
wouldn't this be good on a bolt staff sienna?

how do you solo a shield vermin

these niggers are devastating in a horde

have you ever seen a BH toggle refresh blessed shots?

>try out Hagbane bow
>headshot a trash monster
>it doesn't kill him
>neither does the poison

Epic meme bow guys

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No, the people I play with don't have mexican payphone dial up internet.

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