/vtg/ - Vermintide General

An old ranger trick edition.

>Patch Notes (1.0.4.2)
steamcommunity.com/games/552500/announcements/detail/1656636041236380516

>Enemy HP spreadsheet that looks correct until the devs shit on it and don't contribute anything
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PiWoQOH9LeZVlbHv5GvTaToet5wKW6AdpKDf35StcBI/htmlview?sle=true#gid=0

>Information about chests and when to open them
pastebin.com/4tpB97Kb

>Grim/Tome locations
pastebin.com/mKeD7t6T

>Performance guide
pastebin.com/BKH7pNMy- Graphic settings
pastebin.com/eGYWAFsM - Game hosting optimization

>Mega of cool shit:
mega.nz/#F!dIt3HSJR!EjAlmKkPW1VwMqacbWzM5w

>Vermintide lore
dropbox.com/s/spag8tl6d6zewjg/lore.txt?dl=0

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nth for NEWLY CROPPED PORN

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Slaanesh-based DLC campaign when?

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nth again for CLASSIC CROPPED PORN

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Where's the elf?

xth for lumberfeet

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Did you got banned or where were you in the last threads? I hope you did

>when someone freaks out about you grabbing the first grim on champion Righteous Stand or Against the Grain without asking permission first

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>when the weed is too dank

I'm not even the same guy who does it, sorry, I'm the one who posted the crop the very first time though if that makes you any angrier.

god i wish that was me

how2witchhunter

is it just shit?
I like the theme of it

>when someone freaks out about grabbing grims anytime
sorry you don't like loot buddy but i do

>always host games
>have a great connection and upload speed
>decide to try a little experiment today
>at the beginning of games I say "sorry I hope it's not too laggy, my internet sucks XD"
>every time someone gets downed or hit by something stupid they scream about lag and disconnect
my fucking sides

>playing around with Hagbane bow and ammo regen
>Athel Yenlui
>Bile Troll boss happens in the second grim location
>Don't even think about it, just shoot it a few times
>instant perma aggro
>cue Benny Hill music as I do laps through the ruins then up towards the pushing bricks and then back down
>teammates can't do any damage to the troll this entire time until my poison makes it stagger
>this went on for 8 minutes

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>grabbing first grim on Righteous Stand
>when there's no guarantee your teammates can do the hardcore parkour for book 2.

Always give easy access tomes/grims to other people.

>implying I don't blame host everytime I get down

>tag fatties
>shoot things in the noggin
>flail around rapier
>Press F
>claim free real estate

>righteous stand
>hardcore parkour
Come back when you're good at Empire in Flames's second grim.

i cant do righteous stand's 2nd grim im pretty sure i'm retarded
empire in flame's second grim is easy to me

empire in flames 2nd grim is only harder because you cant just use an ult like slayer or handmaiden and skip the jump entirely

That one isn't too bad. Hardest grim in the game is the first one on War Camp imo. The one where you have to jump onto that fence post. The subsequent jumps are easy, just getting onto that first fence post feels like it requires pixel perfect accuracy. I've seen people fail the jump for 10 mins before.

I guarantee it's because you're jumping into the wall of the house as you jump from brick to brick, it's fucking annoying but you need to jump away from the wall best you can, or you just clip against it and lose momentum.

Game wasn't designed to be a platformer so I wish it didn't do it so often.

>People are still having trouble with that grimoire
Nigga just hold right while you're trying to jump on the lamp post. I can do it consistently on my first try now.

bardin's fat dwarven cock ripping kerillian's tight elven pussy

>bardin
>fat cock

Elf-hater please fuck off.

the worst grim in the game is the one in third act with the nurgle shrine, you know what grim I'm talking about

huge risk for attempting to get it and takes a fuckload of time, and you need two people to do it if you want to get it safely

Siennafags
Are crits+vents+beam still the goto meme strat?
What are the pros of the dagger and mace?

girth != length

i'm saying all dwarves got tiny pencil dicks

What? It's easy. If someone gets succed up there it's their own fault.

where are proofs

elf detected

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Manlets, when will they learn

TRUTHTH HURTSTS

It seems like they don't now their own game.

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How do Unchained?

>mace
I dunno, I like having a melee weapon that can actually damage anything with armour.

I didn't say it wasn't you stupid shitlord

I'm so tired of retards like this posting in this thread as if they knew what they were talking about. Mace is literally Sienna's strongest weapon against armor. Fuck sake.

can you kick without needing to vote now?

I think he meant without armour
Not that there's any point in not just switching to staff and shotgunning the lot and refreshing with skull

I'm just wondering if I should take Barrage or Vent?

full image when

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>people can't mario jump to empire in flames second grim on their first try

Git fucking good shitters, seriously.

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we already got the full image you dingus

kerillian sucking rat poophole with a big fucking conedick in the middle of the image

>use Handmaiden ult
>LUMBAHFEWWWWTS

What did she mean by this

How do I hook up with good players while my friends are offline?

No. Fag hosts acting high and mighty btfo. It'll be great when you get a mod that lets you do this but instead you'll get to stay in the modified shitter group for matchmaking.

The BH screaming "what the fuck" repeatedly made this even more hilarious.

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Try dagger charged attack combo. It also murders shieldvermin and does massive damage to bosses. Wish I knew what it was actually doing since it doesn't work in dummy, but it's certainly doing something.

why is your webm at least 25 seconds longer than it needs to be?

>massive damage to bosses
it does like a pixel of damage to armoured bosses

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE

Wish I knew. My friends all quit after a few days of Legendary because of how random the difficulty is. I've had a few good pugs but I haven't been able to clear one in three days. Two players die to the first horde + special combo every time...

Why the fuck would you ever melee chaos champ and verminlord? I'm talking about rat ogre and the likes.

What melee weapon should i bring for killing bosses on Bardin?

because staffs don't pierce their armour unless they crit or have a strength potion?

Better question is why the fuck would you melee unarmoured bosses when staffs demolish them

What I like to do is stay in lobbies after games finish if the game went well and ask if the other players if they'd like to go again.

Sometimes I end up doing 4-5 runs with the same person and they'll add me to friends after

>feel like playing anything but Legend is a waste of time
>Legend is too exhausting for longer sessions
what do, this game is draining my spirit

Does it affect the drops from a chest if you open it with a different Hero than the one you got it with?

WHC's deathknell is actually really fucking good, shame the rest of the class is so shit.

With identical gear (490 power), rapier as the weapon and unarmoured dummy
Zealot:
>37.75 damage on uncharged strong attack
>67.75 damage on charged strong attack

WHC:
>59.25 damage on uncharged strong attack
>106.5 damage on charged strong attack

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I stopped caring about reds, all my oranges have perfect or near perfect rolls anyway.
Once you stop chasing super low drop rate items you can focus on the game and having fun running the maps again. Maybe take a break if you're not having fun anymore.

>39 second long webm
>literally half of it is irrelevant
step it up next time

someone posted a tiny spreadsheet of their chest drops or something several threads ago. if you happen to be around, could you post it again or share what program you used to make such a spreadsheet?
im a retard with spreadsheets, i never used them so im pretty clueless. im trying to organize one with google spreadsheets and make it pretty but i cant rename some stuff

play short sessions

I just want a sweet illusion for my Kruber.

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So his basic headshots are also buffed? Why there's no tip about that (because obesetunas yeah).

One of the orange illusions looks much better than that. They really overdid it with the blue leds.

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He innately has a higher headshot damage multiplier, Deathknell (level 10 talent) further increases it.

>obesetunas
what

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If only I could even get those.

Not on Saltz' red repeater crossbow.
Not a single glowing dot. Not even an illusion to extract. Just a stock shitty model.

>ywn sneak off to a secluded area to take foot lewds of your elf slut gf

Nvm I'm retarded

please tell me you can REPLACE red illusions with something normal?

I wish you could stack temp health while still gaining the benefits of being at low actual health. Temp health on kill negates Zealot's passive among other things which kind of sucks but not running it is even worse.

>nobody notices the rat ogre hiding
>he fucking pops out right as we start the event
RIP

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Zealot's passive is broken anyway

People often try to jump for that one and for the life of me I still don't get why, I've never once fell all down by just crawling upwards from the bridge and dropping on the edge of the cliff

I think many people are still figuring it out.... Ive seen so many different ways to play her, from tanky pure caster to pure tank. I have the most fun playing like a 40/60 caster/melee.

The stacking hero power passive is broken, but the stacking crit power from talents works.
When you're high level with 5% crit on every possible piece of gear with the 5% crit talent that extra crit power is nice to have.

I like to just say fuck it to that route and straight up jump the cliff where you exit as Slayer for fast easy access.

This game died so fast. Takes 15+ mins to get a legend lobby going now. The new progression was a mistake.

takes less time than that to get a legend game at 11pm monday night in fucking australia so i don't know what to say m8

Man, entire 25% more cit power while you're at 1% hp?
What a strong and useful ability to have.

Just grind all your charas to 30 in the meantime. Legend plays arent going to get any better soon.

pls respond, I was surprised to get white items from Champion chests even though the Hero I opened them with was Level 30

Thank god, weed out the hyperactive shitters with the next novel blingy game already.

I played V1 Cata right up until beta of V2 without much problem.

Zealot is also pretty crappy. His charge needs a knockback or something. Using it now just means you take a bunch of hits.

Depends only on opening hero level.
It's still down to chance.

It's 50% actually which is nice since you can get 20-30% without having to be near dead.

Takes me 1 min to get a lego game

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Where do you live and what time you play user?

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You can block or attack mid charge. It's really not that hard to use effectively. Zealot is fine and will only get better once they fix his passives and talents.

>get to right to the end of a level
>horde
>elf gets pulled in to it
>suddenly a storm patrol just materializes behind us as my team rushes off to save her
>go from a perfect run to wiped in less than 5 seconds
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Mind if I crush here guys? Its so cold outside now that /pdg/ died. You wont even notice I'm here I swear.

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there's no way you don't take the stamina talent at level 15, it gives you a bonus 4 full stam shields or so when you need em.