>How do I connect to the servers? Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>OH GOD MY GAME FROZE BUT I CAN STILL SEE CHAT HOW 2 FIX?? Try the latest 512 version! It SHOULD be mostly functional If that doesn't work, downgrade your BYOND version to byond.com/download/build/510/510.1347_byond.exe
First i'd ask who are you, then i'd get mad that Nuke is a good boy who deserves +sound after sawbones fucked him over a joke. When the only joke sawbones ever told was his life
>it’s a cant make bar look cool because it’s to busy and all the shitters keep breaking your tables so they can make bats episode
Jace Diaz
Remember then cl*sterfack tried to get rid of fasteating in the sneakiest way possible with a non-descriptive title and trying to pass it off as a hotfix for a different thing and buggered his cabal to merge it as fast as possible
but it turned out *gasp!* he hadn't tested his code at all and the PR did literally fucking nothing?
Thomas Bell
Mask and full face helmets blocking eating when?
Brandon Butler
Nuke is a piece of shit who faked suicide as a "prank" because he didn't want to take responsibility for deleting the discord during a psychotic episode.
Bentley Smith
>lizards are either nice to me or antag and kill me >am human is this human privilege? ive seen a few other races but not many or much interaction
Jayden Sullivan
Just make eating the vast majority of foods require a fucking fork.
Lucas Sullivan
going by harmdragging implementation this would get merged but without increasing the number of forks on the map where you might expect them to compensate
Asher Smith
Folding survival forks in the internals box
Asher Stewart
I just took a massive shit. Catapulting turds with forks when?
Nathaniel Allen
wrong server nerd
Aaron White
>eating the vast majority of foods require a fucking fork. While your idea is fun that is one of the silliest ideas I've heard.
>I'm starving to death but I don't have a fork >Guess I'll just die then
Evan Butler
>be vox >people don't bully me What the fuck is this shit
still a relevant question regardless of the server
Carson Brooks
sure is Veeky Forums on the server right now
Anthony Hughes
Hey kolith how are you doing?
Grayson Smith
imagine for a moment me noisily eating an entire unsliced vegetable pizz through a space helmet and giving you the finger
Jack Wood
Just add a *chew emote and a *swallow emote, put delays on them, and require a certain amount of *chews before *swallow, or else you choke.
Christopher Cooper
>eat dexalin plus >now immune to choking >stuff my mouth full >30 minutes later I desperately inject more dexalin plus because it's faster and easier than chewing the entire pizza still in my mouth
Adam Clark
I dont see an issue with this since most of the "easy" foods are finger foods.
how about this:
>simple finger foods require no fork >foods that require forks give better nutrition >bonus nutrition/slight healing given if buckled in a chair in the bar dining area when eating with fork
Give incentives to slow the fuck down. Thats one of the biggest annoyances with this game, everyone is in too much of a damn rush these days. Stop running, walk! Eat with a fork! Talk to people! Fuck sakes.
begome plasmeme :-DD made by plasman gang for passive aggression all darn day
Nicholas Cruz
slower gamemodes when stuff like ragin, nuke ops, vox raiders, blob, & revs promotes GAS GAS GAS before it's even happening
Cameron Russell
*lingadings u in deff maint* oh double you oh see you in three hours bud :^)
Jack Ward
yikes, not that remove vamp and ling desu
Grayson Sullivan
But realistically speaking, what would prevent me from drinking a whole gallon of soup right from the pot, or eating a turkey dinner out of my backpack with my bare hands?
Cooper Baker
>be grey >people do bully me what the h*ck
Kevin Campbell
realism takes second fiddle to gameplay user. its not to be realistic with fork, its to use the fork as a speed brake, so you loiter around the bar and interact with others instead of jetting off back to sci to make more bombs
Joseph Taylor
Antag datums will come out the same day Mount & Blade: Bannerlord comes out
Aiden Rivera
that is unnecessarily cruel user
Jaxon Morgan
Add in sloppy eating and make it slower than clean eating. Spessmen walking around covered in grease and leaving gravy foot prints because they mashed Z to eat a plated dish without a fork in their other hand. No autistic pixel click games please, I don't like those, just wield a plate food and fork in both hands and smash Z to eat cleanly.
Juan Brown
was that a nontang onehuman or was it just psyops from some random traitor also why are our rounds shit tonight
Nolan Gonzalez
The latter.
Wyatt Howard
>also why are our rounds shit tonight The entire night has been nothing but greytiding and murderboning.
>randomname randombody made me an el goblino >get cured by turning into Brayden while I tell him about my indian heritage >tide around in the brig, steal an egun >spend a solid 10 minutes in a locker whispering shit about officers >get arrested and we both get fucked up >have a color spraying war with the doctor's colors >get fucked up by a skull >free aniki from a bird, turn him into another Brayden, and watch as he betrays us all pretty good round overall
>13:00 >Both antags are in space not doing too much antagonizing >Spawn wormholes >Jjenjr spawns the smallest rod possible >RANDOM EVENT: METEOR WAVE (SEVERE)
>Spawn an away mission once things calmed down >RANDOM EVENT: BLOB OVERMIND >RANDOM EVENT: RADIATION >RANDOM EVENT: ROD >RANDOM EVENT: >RANDOM EV
Sorry that went out of our control fast.
Josiah Lewis
Clusterfrack keeps fucking doing those kinds of PR's and pomf still does nothing. It's disgusting.
Oliver Lewis
When fucking Trash like you pull their weight so I don't have to do eight jobs by my goddamn self to make up for deadbeats. Until then fuck off and die, shit needs to be done and you sure as hell wont. Take that trash idea with you.
Jose Smith
I admit, the whole colour correction thing in Genetics made me chuckle.
Can't you just disable random events if you're gonna admeme stuff anyway?
Zachary Sanders
Just code a button to shut up random events
Carson Foster
>noninteracting powergaymr strikes out in fear
Jordan Sanchez
It exists already.
Kevin Howard
I like that Probe always posts in the thread. It's like I finally have a dad
-- the surfer girl
Daniel Cook
Hey! You're not me! But I agree, I want Probe to be my daddy and call me his daughter and be proud of my space escapades
John Adams
Probe is a faggot and I hope he and Zealotron get their just desserts.
Jackson Davis
>Read Surfer's notes in admin app >Floortiled a MoMMI, damaging it
Imagine having so much admin protection that someone gets a note just for throwing a floortile at you.
Samuel Phillips
I interact plenty given the chance. I'd like to interact more but I generally have more important things to do. Pitch in faggot, give me the room to be able to just hang out in the bar, order some eggs, a milkshake, and listen to the juke for 5 fucking minutes without essential functions being undone and crises happening.
Imagine if admins actually warned and stopped lawbreaking mommi's instead of just needing to fuck them up or kill them so they'd not interfere with your stuff and stuff that people clearly did.
Hunter Diaz
I (the surfer girl), am well hated by all thr admins. This is a known fact
Brandon Martinez
>you're a doctor >you're the only staff in medbay >critical patient needs treatment >the clown and two assistants are ringing your bell to ask for sulphuric acid, potassium, and space lube What do you do? Keep in mind if you don't treat the patient he'll probably die, you still don't have a cryo mix done because it's seven minutes into the round and you've already had to patch up two chucklefucks who got their face melted off by a botched door hack, and if you don't answer the bell in 15 seconds the assistants are going to break into Chemistry and steal all your beakers.
>quickly go to chemistry and take all the beakers to medical storage/disassemble the chem dispensers and take their boards >throw a chloral/smoke grenade i made earlier >let the patient die and clone them later while i bolt down chem and get sec to arrest the fuckwits any of these options work
Parker Williams
Hire the clown as a bouncer, promise him payment in chemistry access. Heal the critical guy with storage meds. Go to cargo/science/mechanics to get more beakers because the assistants killed the clown and stole them all anyway.
Ayden Stewart
>you don't have cryomix done because it's seven minutes into the round i kill myself for being bad
Jeremiah Harris
Feed the patient a dex+, bump the lobby door and tell them to figure it out. If they steal the large beakers, give them 50 chloral when you get the chance after rotating into cargo to get thirty large beakers without any delay Go back in time and fucking ignore them to finish cryo. They shouldn't be retards and the two of them can just hack in and sleeper each other. They don't need to waste your time
>7 minutes Imagine a world where you're concerned about other people's actions but can't make cryomix
Do or get help putting in lasgun turrets on the center beams of the brig cells then put three 3rtables so they can't be melee'd. Good shit.
Yeah that's rough, at least you can go thermite to the other blasma
John Hall
>the one time I got taken to perma the warden left me bucklecuffed to the bed with the perma blast doors still locked it was super gay
Oliver Gutierrez
Copypasta station >captains quarters Instead of wasting usable space on a packed style station, I dont want to have a useless bedroom. I intend to make this space a shuttle. The Captain's personal yacht. It will dock inside the captains office.
Any thoughts on the implementation of this?
Another semirelated idea, I intend all the heads to spawn at the head meeting room, what if each department head also had a personal shuttle? Unlikely to go this route, but was curious of any thoughts on it.
Aaron Bailey
Where would it go
David King
why would they not spawn in their departments? the heads can share a shuttle
Blake Young
I guess? Emags supposedly disable the access req's on shuttle consoles so they could call it back as traitors. It's still extremely dangerous for the RD though due to silicon mastery of the shuttles and the RD office's critical role in subverted/malf gameplay. If it sends the shuttle then kills the APC, 98% of the playerbase can't do dick cause they can't use an APC for shit nor just print replacements.
It's flavor at least for a leadership oriented map and it can work if you put in the camera consoles and intercomms for it. You'll want to playtest and experiment a lot. Don't open the station early cause that's how deff got and never lost its bad reputation. All cause Duny listened and let people play it before it was ready after months of shitposting clamoring for that playtest.
Who knows, maybe he can make a command satellite kind of like the dj sat but Bridge Edition.
Kayden Williams
>game screen is frozen but i can move around obviously because im clearly opening doors >have reconnected ok
Lincoln Lewis
>Plays game >Doesn't read the news >Complains when the news he didn't read fucks him Please cut your balls off.
Elijah Ward
The idea Im working with right now is that Ill have a central command satellite. This will hold the bridge, hop, captains, heads meeting, and science. It will be the prestine NT installation. All the other departments will be in 'roids and salvaged ship/station sections. The entire station z level will be basically a shoal zone of trashed shuttles and debris.
The captains shuttle will just allow him to dock at various points around the station. The head shuttles would also be within their offices.
Its just a thought, Ive not begun to organize the station bits yet so theres still alot of space for planning things out.
Jackson Nelson
Pristine
Samuel Gray
shuttles refuse to dock if another shuttle is in the spot and emagging overrides this fund it
Henry Foster
>;CMO MOVE YOUR FUCKING SHUTTLE
Samuel Davis
>AAHHHHHN~ COMDOM-SAMA, I'M INSIDE YOU~~~ Yeeees
Cameron Watson
This is gonna wind up like one of those nightmare TG maps that get posted in the thread every so often isn’t it Maybe we could use it to kill Meta once and for all
Brody King
>throw a chloral/smoke grenade i made earlier Is there some way to name grenades?
It’s an old basically unsupported TG map that reeks of 2014, not sure what’s objectively the best about that
Unlike Deff no one even cares enough about it to “fix” it either so there really is no reason to keep it
Isaiah Rodriguez
>best brig Tiny perma with no gimmick or functionality (check) 1airlocks into public maint (check) Bad LoS on the brig cells (check)
I don’t know how you could conclude that it’s objectively the best by any means unless you’re just goofing on us with some shit like “The BrigEva is better than the one in box so that means it’s the best Brig”
Jace Roberts
>best brig The lobby is awful >best medbay Chemistry is shit and it's only good because of the spectrometers
