SCP: Secret Lab /scp/

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NA SERVERS
147.135.10.140
147.135.10.140:7778
147.135.10.140:7779
147.135.10.140:7780
memesystem.party:27070

EU
neo.shitpost.info

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A new OC!!!

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You can't actually disprove this

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Kill d-boy or pnut?

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>147.135.10.140:7778
neither desu

What the fuck is up with Lulu camping and hiding all the time and literally just waiting.

dboy so he doesnt escape and spawn chaos or shoot you in the back on his way out. Peanut can be easily mannaged with gun. Dboys will hide and get stuck and prolong the round, therfore bigger pests.

I don't know but he doesnt go AFK because he'll move around if there's a threat coming towards him. I've watched him do this multiple times and hes a fucking faggot I shoot on sight.

>MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING

>complaining about dbois hiding
?

If they add more SCP's what would you guys like to see?

There's a difference between hiding and staying in one place without a reason to the point where spectators can see you're there and all go to murder you and them still be there.

computer man

bug boy
an scp that can do recon, but can be squished and killed instantly

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blobby bois aka 428.
see here

thats the computer but way worse

Okay so you're just mad he's hiding from scp and NTF all the time as apparently he cannot hide.

Microsoft sam

no I'm mad that he doesnt hide from anything specific, he just fucking sits in one place and does nothing. Hes not hiding because he ran from something or something is nearby. He just fucking sits there for no reason, thats why I'm mad and I'm not the only one.

Could be a replacement

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Let me into either 7777 or 7778.

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Hes holding a spot using a macro to move while holding C.
The end result being him not being afk kicked and maintaining a spot on the server.

Reminder: Doc is dummy thicc

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Are we finally dead Bois?

on Veeky Forums
>AHAHA BULLY LANKY LMAO
>BULLY D-BOYS GAY FANFICTION LOL
>BULLY NERDS HOOHEE BULLY BULLY BULLY!!

on /v/
>p-please.. s-stop bullying us.. stop bullying us back to Veeky Forums based jannies please...

you guys are P A T H E T I C

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Reminder to SCPs to be friendly towards CI boys and vice a versa

>209846407
You deleted your post once, might as well delete the shit bait again.

Every time I try to make it clear I'm not aggressive, C-bois fire on sight anyway.

>it's a "chaos bois all end up killing each other after someone tks someone" episode

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How about just make the bug a passive npc that just spooks anyone that goes in his room, or better yet, once one person see's it and that person goes to somebody else it's spreads around sharing the spooks.

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seething he can't play on a full server.

I imagine it's something that is easy to get used to

>Gunlet
Myself

Why is 1471-A so perfect?

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>its an Usumu Dings half the server episode
At least they're quick

based patheticposter

fluffy tail

It's not, you're just a furfag.

>that one d class that's afk in spawn

Hey that's me

>not opening all the doors as you pass by when spawning as D class

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Those two D-Boys stuck outside one of the Gates to the surface

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based afk d boy at spawn

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Hey that's me!

kek, someone make a video edit

>walked into tesla gate as 106
just gonna bail for 20 minutes so people forget me

lmao that happened to me once, the SHAME

I think I was the NTF you were chasing that was panic-ing, if it makes you feel any better I died to the same exact Tesla gate when I was escorting some nerds because I lagged.

Hey that's me

>Every time I teleport back to my chamber as Larry the entrance door is open

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>Change my name to something generic
>Autists can no longer track me for whatever reason

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k Justsomeguy

Wrong

I found a use for the flashlight.

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>tfw made a new steam account to avoid my friends while having fun with this game

panicking

Thanks, have a webm, I think I actually tripped over Larry's invisible dead body.

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>shitpost hello on the intercom
>get grenaded by my comrades

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>z boy
>in charge of nuke duty
>let it go off
>someone else gets blamed

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Cut that gay weeb shit out.

>having fun
>game crashes

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>this butthurt /v/ janitor

Option to have actual lighting while having low texture/model settings when?

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To be fair it's just more fun to blame that other guy.

That just happened to me as 049 and now I'm pissed that I couldn't use my soundboard to it's fullest potential

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Yes...that's the joke.

>D-boy roughs my card
>"I'm sorry, I'm new and I don't know what I'm doing!"

Aw, buddy, it's ok..

Yea I heard those CB lines, RIP Doc.

>is too dumb to figure the INPUT OUTPUT and settings knobs to some degree
>doesn't bother to ask
boot

Public service announcement, you CANNOT turn the nuke off once it hits 10 seconds.

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>lock bullies in room as punishment
>they cry for someone to kill me

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>open intercom for comrades
>at least three pile in
>close them in

I don't know what came over me, but I turned off my radio, and left.

>Been playing for almost 100 hours
>Not once appeared in a webm or got a thread mention
Not sure how to feel about this

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what the heck they told me that you threw a grenade at me

stop being uninteresting

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The nader was Leeroy.

this tbqh

My monitor isn't even turned up bright and I have the game on the lowest settings and I can see people that try to hide there.

Close doors on people while being chased by SCP, nade the elevator, work with SCP as a non-SCP, betray your furry brethren, become a LCZ shooter as a nerd, and really get yourself into the game and roleplay as whoever you spawned as. The game gets so much better when you start roleplaying, to an extent. I mean, don't be full boring roleplay but live a little and enjoy yourself and maybe you'll catch some attention whether it's because you're funny or you end up pissing people off. I've pissed off an entire server before just for being a furry and working with the 096 while not letting the nuke go off and stopping all other furries from being able to get to the nuke switch. Even had people coming into the thread to complain about me.

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same

I have it on lowest brightness settings*. Little bit of a typo there, whoops.

>z-bois who feign friendliness to dbois
you will all be tortured in hell i hope you at least know that

>been in one webm so far
>it's just a ebin NTF elevator grenade

I don't want my name drop to be for being a shithead, that's easy.

The actual trick is to record them yourself.

we tend to confuse you with dad, what with the masks and all

Well, to be fair, when everyone got pissed at me it was precisely because I wasn't being a shithead. I was actually being nice to 096 because someone lured him into a room and locked him in there and he was in there for awhile by himself not being able to do anything. So, I let him out and worked with him because I thought he deserved to have some fun and actually be able to play rather than be locked in a room the whole game. The people who got mad at me were people who don't know how to have any sort of fun whatsoever and hate the chaotic mess that things can turn into. They were even being so much of douchebags that they were carrying what happened that round into other rounds and team killing me the second we spawned because they couldn't let go of something that happened in a previous round. As long as you're not one to hold a grudge over having fun and the people you play with aren't faggots, everything should be fine. Of course, I only do things in moderation since doing it every round would be shitty. I do however love when every round is chaotic because it adds to the fun. Hope that paints a better picture.

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she looks soft like hamster

What happens during one life stays in that life.

Except elevator nading.

come back to 147.135.10.140 bitches
its after restart

>been in a streamable
>it has me screaming like a bitch
no, it wasn't that one with peanut and the nerd

Although I have been mentioned 1 or 2 times in a positive way so I'm happy about that.

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>Spawn as Mall Cop initally
>Longest fucking round
>Crash to Desktop when it finally ends
>Hurry back into the server
>Spectator

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>never been name-dropped
>never been in the limelight of a streamable
>no facebook
>no traffic violations
he's a ghost

I think everything stays in that round, even elevator nading. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

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Post streamable.

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I did get mentioned as an SCP but I guess I should have said I've never been namedropped. I've had some good peanut kills that got talked about.

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satan has no mercy for people like you