>be useless NEET living at home >every day face crippling depression and suffocating anxiety >can't find work, hard to leave the house >Dad tries to hide his disgust for me, can hear mom when she thinks she's alone talking to her friends about what to do about me >fail at everything, including killing myself >one day browsing Veeky Forums >see "Veeky Forums", decide to click on it instead of /b/ >cue chicago bulls theme song: youtube.com/watch?v=NsIB3-t2j3A >learn about crypto for the first time >watch autistic neets like me mooning to lamboland >look at bank account >$1000 and some change from birthday money over the years >start to spend my nights learning about crypto instead of jacking off >begin to trade, in the beginning get nervous and sell low buy high a lot >learn to steady my hands >6 weeks later, have made 28k >pull out 14k, pay off one of mom's maxed out credit cards >parents are in awe. mom cries. for the first time dad looks at me and smiles >celebrate as a family, haven't felt good at home since I was a child >for the first time in my life, I have a spark of confidence >maybe I don't have to be a retarded neet eating microwaved food my whole life >maybe can be something one day >take out $200 in BTC and buy some clothes that fit >mom hugs me, dad enjoys talking to me again >take my remaining 13.8k and hit the crypto markets, one day at a time, half my savings in HODL, day trading the other half >depression is waning, anxiety still not good but manageable >mfw see potential for a brighter future
Crypto turning NEETs into Elites all over the world
Jaxson Ross
Can't say I'm not happy to read stories like these, even if I'm a no-coiner.
I truely hope you make it far, friend. I'm certain you will do great.
Owen Hall
NEETs are ELITEs now
Aiden Sanchez
dont you have to pay capitol gains tax on those earnings?
Ethan Lee
>paid off my mom's credit card Wow, and I thought I was being a decent son by taking my parents out for Red Lobster and paying for them with some of my crypto gains.
Jonathan Torres
>telling uncle sam
Adam Nguyen
what are they supposed to do witha lobster
Gavin Gomez
>cue chicago bulls theme song
Who actually played it as they kept reading? Top kek.
Bentley Flores
>paying your moms credit car
Fucking pleb shit, now she's gonna rack up more debt and expect you to bail her out again. You could have used that money to make more money, now it's gone forever or probably gets blown on some worthless bullshit that your mom buys out of impulse
You'll never make it by being a nice guy
Robert Bennett
this
Joshua Watson
This is what i was thinking. Probably the least Veeky Forums thing to do
Then i remembered OP was a worthless NEET leeching off his parents and you could arguably attribute the debt directly to him. If the debt re-occurs now that OP is an self-sustaining, then we know who the real problem was.
Of course this is all larping in reality
Nathaniel Flores
Shitty parents. Their love for you depends on how much the blips on your computer screen is worth.
Ayden Rivera
>now We always have
Owen Brown
We ELITEs now
Jacob Howard
Good luck and God speed Veeky Forumscuck
Jacob Reyes
I would beat the shit out of my son if he got into gambling.
if you're not eating shit, congrats, bro! try to work your way up to 100k and move out of your parents house, go out more often, hit the gym, fuck my wife and write your memoirs.
Brayden Robinson
Where can I learn about crypto so I get a lambo
Matthew Anderson
lol you're parents sound like shit
Jordan Morris
GOOD JOB BRO. BE CAREFUL AND SAFE THOUGH! DON'T BLOW IT ALL PLEASE! BE SMART! STAY HAPPY!
