What do you think of Mary, Veeky Forums?

What do you think of Mary, Veeky Forums?

not a virgin

Mary was a great woman, very virtuous. Banged by God

poor widow, her son turned out a hippie

>hippie
Jesus was a conservative proto-capitalist

at least he didn´t went full zealot

At what age?

Any

>blessed mary """ever""" virgin

>What do you think of Mary, Veeky Forums?

Well, I know that almost every artistic representation of Mary resembles in form the female vulva. Look at paintings of the virgin in which she is the only subject (i.e. no baby Jesus, Gabriel, etc.) Look closer.

>proto-capitalist
FLIPPED THE TABLES
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Colossal buttslut.

MARY IS A GREAT WOMEN!

MOTHER OF A RIGHTEOUS PROPHET, WHO'S BORN MIRACULOUSLY!

Does NOT HAVE COMMIT FILTHY FILTHY ACT WITH God or Holy Ghost or Roman soldier or whatever you Christians says about her!

>athiests believe the universe just exploded one day and out of that came every living thing in existence
>yet their minds can't stretch to god putting some spunk in her bath water

Perpetual virginity is a lie and Mariology is blasphemy

Cucked Joseph with some chad and then claimed it was God.

>Cuck your husband
>Spawn the world's biggest religion
Really makes your electrons fire

KEKED Joey and it got waaaaaay out of hand

Humour me and explain your line of reasoning why you'd consider someone who flipped the tables and whipped people who did nothing but spread capitalism, pirated fishes, bitch about about how it's easier for a camel to enter the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter heaven and proceeded to shit on everything traditional, to be a conservative proto-capitalism.

Pagan moon goddess or something like that

>men arent good enough, I want godly Chad
The ultimate Stacy

Nasty anal slut.

[spoiler]Would fug[/spoiler]

Blessed among women.

Reminder that anyone who uses cuck is a dumb /pol/ack baiter who probably practices cuckoldery.

THICC slut who got raped by a Roman solider, claimed she was actually still a virgin so they didn't stone her to death, and started a prank that went way too far.

This entire post reeks of fedora. Complete with shitty Reddit memes.

Based

Who?

Why's the moon crescent under her feet?

Introduced to the BHC (Big Heavenly Cock) while her husband watched.

Hail Mary
full of grace
the Lord is with thee
Blessed is thou among women
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus
Holy Mary, Mother of God
pray for us sinners
now and in the hour of our death

triggers protestants

astronomy was sort of popular

I love her, as should all of humanity.

Greatest woman who ever lived t b h

Mother! whose virgin bosom was uncrost
With the least shade of thought to sin allied.
Woman! above all women glorified,
Our tainted nature's solitary boast;
Purer than foam on central ocean tost;
Brighter than eastern skies at daybreak strewn
With fancied roses, than the unblemished moon
Before her wane begins on heaven's blue coast;
Thy image falls to earth. Yet some, I ween,
Not unforgiven the suppliant knee might bend,
As to a visible Power, in which did blend
All that was mixed and reconciled in thee
Of mother's love with maiden purity,
Of high with low, celestial with terrene!

Reported for harassment

Catholics worship her as a goddess, which is highly offensive to Christians

Fuck off muslimtard

she brought the son of the lord to us, why shouldnt she be honored?

Bet you don't have the ball to tell me your belief/religion? I'll roast it to the ground motherfucker.

I want to go back to the time where she was about to get impregnated and cuck "God" or whoever she commiting adultery with, and tell Joseph she's a lying whore.