You die and meet up with god, before he sends you to the after-life he says that you can meet up with any dead historical figure and bant with them.
Who do you choose? What do you say?
I will meet with Cicero and tell him everything that happened to Rome and how historians agree the republic died during his lifetime.
I'll meet up with Otto I and say to him:
>H
>R
>E
>meet Attila
>have him impregnate me
>Attila god-tier genetics carry over
>child makes afterlife their bitch
>bring back angry ghostarmy to reestablish SPQR
>???
>profit
>agree the republic died during his lifetime
It'd be hard not to blame Cicero for helping it's fall though, he's the one who started the practice of killing Roman citizens with no questions asked
wasn't attila short, ugly, hunchedback, and died of a nosebleed?
I mean yeah he was good at leading but I wouldn't say he had good genetics (especially since no one before and after him was of note)
suggest someone else then
I would say Genghis Khan but likelihood you already have his genetics
probably Hannibal since Barcas seemed to be nothing but strategic geniuses.
Go to Jefferson and told them that he lost. People loves him, but completely threw away all his plans for the federalist ones.
If you got so old, that you died of something that produces nosebleed, chances are your genetics are alright
Can you elaborate?
t. Italian recently interested in American history
>genghis khan genetics
doubtful they were stopped a few hundred miles to the east from here
>Barcas
based idea
>died of a nosebleed
he got really drunk at his wedding, probably fell into bed, smashed his face on the banister and rolled over so the blood could fill his throat as he slept.
in summery
Jefferson
-Agricultural
-everyone gets land
-state > fed
-Ouiaboo
Federalist
-merchant-based
-strong central gov to the point of pseudo-monarchy
-abolitionist
-muh Bank of America (later abolished and resurrects are Federal Reserve)
-eternal anglo
I would go Augustus
>ask what Cicero etc were like irl
>teach him about dinosaurs since he like fossils
>suck his dick
>AYO Luther mah nigga
What's up with all the poopin', my man?
Benjamin Franklin
He seems like a real fun guy to talk to.
>you should've listened to Bismarack
I'd like to pat Majorian on the back.
Inform Otto von Bismarck of the subsequent decline of Germany.
Meet up with Physicist and all around cool human Richard Feynman, and have a qt bebe w him. :DDD
It would have to be my nigga Nobunaga Oda.
>ask him if he knew Mitsuhide would betray him
>Tell him his heirs achieved nothing of note apart from a modern-day ice skater.
>His childhood friend cucked his family and stole the country in 1600
top kek
Hitchens
I'd have a competition of who can write the longer sentence about masturbation
>Atatürk
Tell him about the current state of Turkey and Erdogan.
I'd like to have a beer with Tesla.
Maybe have him draw a few things before I go...
"FARMERS ARE YOUR ENEMY!"
Hemingway. I'd like to fight him and then share a bottle of whisky afterwards.
>teach him about dinosaurs since he likes fossils
That is actually a really cute answer user, I like it