I invest in cryptocurrencies

>I invest in cryptocurrencies

>i """"""""""invest"""""""""" in cryptocurrencies

fixed

>Yeah, I dabble in blockchain technologies

>my portfolio is nothing but cryptos baby

not everyone on Veeky Forums is a neet or pajeet buying shitcoins like bean, posw, and xby user. I've made 26k over the past month.

>actual car he owns

This is the only correct answer.

"Can you recommend me any stocks?"
"Well, following the advice of venture capitalists on Bloomberg, I think blockchain technologies are showing strong signs of an emerging industry and are worth investing in."

That's it. They either get the fucking picture or they don't.

>I'm a nocoiner

cryptocurrency is another invention by the white devil to keep the black man down

why is it that most hodlers are WHITE MALES
bitcoin is raciest misogynist and unfair to groups around the globe

what was your original investment?

> We invest in index funds, you can't beat the market! We made almost 6% returns last year!

Legit laughed out loud

>I invest in cryptocurrencies

~10k now valued at 36k. majority in eth + eth tokens

wrong pic

I propose whitey gives half his bitcoin to our culture
white people have enslaved and subverted african culture for centuries
we demand reparations and half of yo coin

>"8% per annum are great returns"

Give it up grandpa . The world has left you behind.

With a full time job it's really not terrible returns.

I dOn'T invEsT iN CryPtocUrRreNcIeS

>instragram memes

pls inject zyklon b into your veins and shoot up a kindergarden you fucking normiefag

kys my man, you're probably a normiefag noncoiner anyways.

>he has money to invest
Fucking capitalists. Money is the root of all evil. We need to destroy the capital. The capital belongs to the working class.

Get fucked pinko, you're lucky we give you food stamps.

>We need to destroy the capital
>The capital belongs to the working class
Aren't they going to get kind of pissed if you destroy their capital?
Just sayin