We pretend it's 1816

We pretend it's 1816

Hey man, why we gotta pay taxes to vote in the election? Universal suffrage now!

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gonna punch the first island monkey I see.

FUCKING COALITION SHILLS WE WANT HIM BACK MAKE EUROPE GREAT AGAIN BONAPARTE2016!

Screencap this post, Napoleon will escape again.

>wants to talk about 1816
>post Napoleonic pic
You went full retard fast, dear OP

How have you served your god emperor Bonaparte today Veeky Forums?

>he thinks Napoleon won't come back

Ensuite, je me rendis chez Sa Majesté: introduit dans une des chambres qui précédaient celle du roi, je ne trouvai personne; je m'assis dans un coin et j'attendis. Tout à coup une porte s'ouvre: entre silencieusement le vice appuyé sur le bras du crime, M. de Talleyrand marchant soutenu par M. Fouché; la vision infernale passe lentement devant moi, pénètre dans le cabinet du roi et disparaît. Fouché venait jurer foi et hommage à son seigneur; le féal régicide, à genoux, mît les mains qui firent tomber la tête de Louis XVI entre les mains du frère du roi martyr; l'évêque apostat fut caution du serment.

>I'm cold
>Injuns are raiding again
>Fuck Lower Canada
>I want to go back home.

That's right assholes, we independent now

There's nothing but trees here in Minnesota. Now it's snowing. This is the worst expedition ever.

Time to work on my pork export monopoly.
To become a true forest jew.

Lower Canada? You French swine!

He would have to go to Brazil first. You think he can get Brazilians to fight?

Allez au diable, porc anglais!

So yeah, our country was taken over and all our colonies want independence. Rip españa

>be Russian
>be conscripted for life
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF NORMIE TSAAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How about that American ass-kicking lads?!

i hope things are less shitty 100 years from now

>go to rockstop
>ask for spearfighters 4
>ooglet behind uug say Rock vs Mineral 2 is better
>turn 360 and bash ooglet over head with club
>get thrown out of rockstop
FUCKING ROCKSTOP

Underrated

Kek

Lads ;_; When will Nappi comeback?

>All of Europe is dead because of Napoleon
>I'm just here growing potatoes

You chose to live as slaves when you burnt Moscow because your selfish masters told you to
Enjoy the fate you built for yourself, Ivan

>being rhinelander in 1816

It was good fight french bros

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I should invest in bitcoin and become part of the boujosie

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Napoleon so much, I had all the chalcography and paintings
>I pray to Napoleon every night before bed, thanking him for the liberte I’ve been given
>"Napoleon is love" I say; “Napoleon is life”
>The Duke of Wellington hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my fraternite liberte et egalite
>I called him a shopkeeper
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>I have flashbacks of Moscow burning
>it's Napoleon
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “Let the path be open to talent."
>He grabs me with his powerful caesaristic hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I bon apart my path
>He penetrates me with his talent
>It's so cold but I endure it for my little corporal
>I can feel my path widening as my eyes start to water
>I push further into russia
>I want to please Fleshy
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills me with patriotism and love
>the duke walks in
>Napoleon looks him straight in the eyes and says “my civil code will live forever”
>Le general entrepreneur leaves on a boat
>L’Autre is love. L’Autre is life.

REEE LIBERALES GET OUT

t.fernandovii

>He thinks he won

Yeah ok, remind me who controls New Orleans

kek

Our king just returned from his captivity in France after all the country fought for him, pretty sure he will accept the Constitution we made and will solve the problem we have in America.

Why are millennials so entitled?

Yeah, humans will never fight in a global war. We've learned our lesson.

Republicanism and Despotism was fun but now lets all agree never to get rid of the monarchy again

Hey guys, since we were loyal to the Spanish King even if Napoleon was raping him, maybe we could petition to be tr00 Spanish Subjects now and have equal rights with Spanish peeps. Dukedom of the Philippines sounds gr8.

What do you mean he said no? Latin American Spics are revolting left and right and we stayed loyal, and he says no?

>implying napoleon won't come back and fuck all your jewish asses back into the submission