>Be Bayezid I
>tfw desperately fight the Battle of Ankara, but lose and be captured by Timur
>tfw you're regularly forced inside an iron cage while Timur and guests are served dinner by your naked wife and daughter
>tfw your wife and daughter also "service" every need of Timur and company while you watch
>tfw Timur uses you as his personal mule and uses a leash so you can pull his carriage
>tfw you get so crazed from this never ending cucking that you smash your brains against a wall and kill yourself
Has there ever been a more thoroughly humiliated man in history?
Most humiliated and degraded person in history
Parker Turner
Jonathan Hughes
White men on 2017
Hudson Ross
You do know that all of that's bullshit right?
John Walker
so sorry
Nicholas Jenkins
Though Bayezid I did win a victory against the "crusaders" at nicopolis that was almost unbelievably humiliating for them. One of the most JUST battles in history, I have to say.
Nathaniel Rogers
>I read Tamburlaine the Great and that's pretty much it
Fiction =/= history
Nathaniel Rogers
...
Dylan Robinson
Timur was the embodiement of islam
I wish the civilized world would deal with this shitty ideology like it dealt with nazism
Asher Sanchez
>Many writers claim that Bayezid was mistreated by the Timurids. However, writers and historians from Timur's own court reported that Bayezid was treated well, and that Timur even mourned his death
Joseph Thomas
But Trump won...
Kayden Bell
Sounds pretty hot desu. Did tinur allow the wife to mourn him?
Carter James
how did bayezid poop?
William Rivera
She stopped caring after getting addicted to Timur's microscopic mogol penis
Christian Ross
Only National Socialists are civilized, non NS world are barbarians.
John Martin
>t. white cuck
How many children do you have?
Hunter Anderson
>More than two replies
>Nobody has bothered to make OP source his blatant lie
ok
Ryan Evans
"Everything's coming up Milhouse!"
Jacob Howard
>One night, in the middle of winter, when he was making his way home over the castle drawbrige, he was seized by four burly Grenadier Guards and dropped repeatedly onto the frozen moat below until his weight broke the ice, and he was ridiculed from above as he struggled in agony. Then the king left two young bears in his bedroom to terrify him. He frequently returned home to find his doorway bricked up, and on occasion the quiet of his study was shattered with firecrackers.
Hunter Richardson
>Implying whites are the Milhouse in reality
Cue curb your enthusiasm theme
Carson Kelly
This is beyond vicious.
The bit with the monkey is top banter, tho.
Anthony Young
Gundling died on 11 April 1731 in Potsdam as a consequence of his ulcers. Even in death the king did not spare him humiliation. By royal command he had been compelled for a number of years to keep, in his bedroom, a coffin made from a varnished wine barrel, on which the following verse was written:
Here there lies within his skin
Half man, half pig, a wondrous thing
Clever in his youth, in old age not so bright,
Full of wit at morning, full of drink at night.
Let the voice of Bacchus sing
This, my child, is Gundeling
[...]
Reader, say can you divine
Whether he was man or swine?[10]
After he died, the king had his body paraded through the streets of Potsdam and then publicly displayed, wearing the outlandish costume he required Gundling to wear for his own amusement, propped up in the barrel. Various ribald songs were composed specially for his funeral, but the king's antics were so outrageous that the local clergy categorically refused to have anything to do with this parody of a funeral ceremony.[11] Instead, the funeral sermon was delivered by none other than Gundling's long-time tormentor, David Fassman.[12]
Elijah Nelson
After his defeat, Vercingetorix spent 5 years in jail, whipped and underfed to the point where he's described as a broken man that can't even speak anymore. After 5 years of being tortured he was paraded around the city for Caesar's triumph and finally killed. In terms of degradation, Vercingetorix was a minor noble that rose to rule the Arverni tribe and eventually all of the gauls not under roman territory. From zero to hero to subzero
Jack Morales
What the fuck did his Bayezid's wife and daughter do with him on the battlefield?
Grayson Wright
So he's basically Veeky Forums and the king is /pol/.
Landon Butler
yeah that's pretty hot. Any more stories like this?
Caleb Ramirez
Alexander also captured Darius' entire family after defeating him.
Lucas Turner
It's a sandpeople tradition that if you about to fight to death, you bring all of your women and possesion in the rear.
The spoil really goes for the victor.
Chase Parker
After Cyrus died fighting Ataxerxes, Ataxerxes threw a huge banquet and Mithradeities (the guy who killed Cyrus) was told that he would be given honors for turning over all of Cyruses horses and finery and things, but Araxerxes wanted everyone to think HE killed Cyrus. It was going great until a drunk Mithradates loudly boasted about how much of a badass he was for killing Cyrus. He went from a soldier with high honors to the boats because he couldn't keep his goddamn mouth shut.
Brody Gonzalez
>Has there ever been a more thoroughly humiliated man in history?
>You do know that all of that's bullshit right?
Yeah OP where is your SAUCE at?
en.wikipedia.org
>Many writers claim that Bayezid was mistreated by the Timurids. However, writers and historians from Timur's own court reported that Bayezid was treated well, and that Timur even mourned his death.
Anthony Brooks
jokes on you i love honey and milk
t. Mithradates killer of Cyrus the pretender
Noah Flores
Jeb Bush
Andrew Diaz
At least Friedrich Wilhelm is only remembered to history as Frederick the Great's abusive father.
Never abuse a historian: they always get the last laugh.
Asher Phillips
>Has there ever been a more thoroughly humiliated man in history?
The serbs who fought to defend the Ottoman Empire from the Timurids.