>"Okay guys it was a really funny joke and all but seriously untie me, I want to go score with those siren babes."
"Okay guys it was a really funny joke and all but seriously untie me, I want to go score with those siren babes."
Henry Cook
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Lucas Long
>aquatic sirens
Plebs, all of them. I'll never understand what made people change the siren from bird to fish.
Isaac Martin
>I'll use my dick to make them stop fucking screeching.
Elijah Nguyen
Was about to post that. It had nothing to do with them being fish babes. Sirens were winged women whose magic song attracted men. They sang well. That's it. And they looked like pigeon women.
At some point I guess they got mixed up with mermaids in people's minds.
Jonathan Lewis
Except that Circe warned him explicitly.
Odysseus was dumb.
Oliver Price
Nathaniel Perez
Why did Sirens even lure men into their deaths?
How could they possibly profit from it?
Levi Perez
Why didn't they just capture and gag some of the sirens? Everybody wins
Blake Gutierrez
What for? Chicken soup? No room for plucking a 6foot birdperson on board.
Justin Miller
Why did plants even lure insects into their deaths?
How could they possibly profit from it?
Nathan Diaz
Hmm, did sirens scavenge on drowned sailors?
Nathan Stewart
Thank for new band to listen to fren
Parker Kelly
Were drowned sailors a source of nutrition for sirens?
Landon Howard
>What for?
Gee, I wonder.
Lincoln Hughes
Aren't those like harpies?
Levi Turner
That is possibility. Another one common idea is that they just is just their nature to lure humans unto their death so entire event is the tragic one.
William Carter
wouldn't it be a evolutionary disadvantage, compared to sirenes who lost this instinct through random mutation?
John Sanders
Yes, but Harpies don't sing. The sirens were found only on their island and sang to cause shipwrecks.
Mischievous bird-bodied woman that snatches people = harpy
Mischievous bird-bodied woman that lives on an island and sings to sailors = Siren
Parker Baker
Y'know, i'm not confident Homer was thinking about evolutionary advantages and disadvantages when he composed the Odyssey, over two millenia ago.
Joseph Jenkins
were the rowers gay?
Mason Edwards
Current hypotheses favour them being scavengers. Their top speed is calculated to be unsuitable for hunting prey user.
Joseph Cruz
Hard to say. Their songs didn't target humans, so it depends what is their exact function.
Christopher Lopez
your post seem to imply that sirens were made up by homer
Josiah Sullivan
He didn't? I'll readily admit I'm not very versed in Greek mythology.
Eli Gutierrez
Sailors are all prison-gay
Cameron Smith
Wax in ears.
Angel Young
It is hard to watch these young men struggle with autism in this thread
Dylan Baker
>evolutionary disadvantage
>in mythology
I want worldbuilding autists to leave
Daniel King
it was a joke, friend
Jaxson Reyes
Seeing stage 5 autism in otherwise healthy young men is not a joke
It could be prevented
Alexander Wright
Typical creationists trying arguments of ridicule again.
Just look at the Siren fossil record
>inb4 hoax
Julian Allen
It makes me glad, that despite your lack of medical education, you are so deeply concerned with my health. You are a good person
Charles Powell
Why didn't they just tie up a siren to be a rape toy?
Benjamin Howard
I'd fuck one
Justin Richardson
Idiots, everyone knows sirens lure sailors to mate so they can reproduce. Or do you think there's some rooster siren flying around fucking these bitches?
Easton Hall
Yeah I mean why didn't they just take the wax out of their ears and leave the ship?
By the way i'm not a siren.