Now that we can examine the facts in a sober historical light; were they a Soviet psyop?

Now that we can examine the facts in a sober historical light; were they a Soviet psyop?

You go first.

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No, but they did tend to fall for every single "cool" new thing that came down the pike.

the dude in the back is fucking ugly

Everyone was ugly back then. All the lead pollution.

Ringo? The drummer? John had a funny line about him. Someone asked John if Ringo were the best drummer in rock 'n roll.

John: "He's not even the best drummer in the Beatles!"

Most beatles songs go in stanard blues chords/notes.
1-4-5
E-A-B
So soviet... Naah niggu

I've heard this quote a hundred times and hate it. The full thing is him going on to say that he wasn't the best drummer, but the best musician in the Beatles.
Ringo was the only one to be successful pre-Beatles, and there's a reason for it. He wasn't fancy or show-offy, but his technique and fundamentals were fucking there.

T. Triggered drummer

They're all ugly, but they made some pretty fuckin' good music.

>Implying there are non-triggered autist drummers in the world.

Q: What do you call a guy with long hair who hangs about with musicians?

A: A drummer!

Hey, how many guitarists you need to change a light bulb?

10, one to do it and 9 to sit there and go 'pffft, I could do it better'

That would be a sick burn if I knew how to play a guitar!

>any guitarists can actually play guitar

But yeah I'm just firing shots cuz I'm salty

Of all the flavors you could have picked....

the Beatles were fake and didn't exist

THE FACT THAT SO MANY BOOKS

No. Fuck off, reactionary idiot.

Huh, really made me think.

what does it mean if a drummer's drooling from both corners of his mouth?
>means the platform is level.

What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
>Homeless.

What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
>One will mature and make money.

Why do drummers have lots of kids?
>They're not too good at the Rhythm Method.

What do you do if you accidentally run over a drummer?
>Back up.

What has five legs and an arsehole?
>An occupied drum stool.

Did you hear about the bass player that locked his keys in the car?
>It took 3 hours to get the drummer out.

Adolescent marriage really deserves its own thread, Piedo.

They were a CIA psyop.

Either that or a Jewish entertainment plant. They're just too perfect to be real. I think Beatlemania was the first known instance of the Jews manipulating the media in such a large way.

>what is jazz
>what is blues

That's negro music, it's got nothing to do with the "chosen people". Rap on the other hand....

What record labels made jazz and blues popular....

There's a big difference between promotion of a music style and something like Beatlemania. If they had to do with jazz and blues they were simply dipping their feet in the water

Just like the army.

RINGO HAS A SEXY NOSE