Need a senior quote, let's hear some good historical quotes

"And to think that until 40 I thought it was made of wood"
Henry 4 of Navarre

"Grab her by the pussy"

-Future United States President

Father John Culkin - “We become what we behold. We shape our tools and then our tools shape us”

what's updog?

I just scratched my balls and I haven't showered in two weeks, sorry.

That's what's up.

nothin much, how about you?

>If I were not Alexander, I should wish to be Diogenes.
Alexander the Great

"Education is the passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to those who prepare for it today." Malcolm X

"Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made."
-Otto von Bismarck

From graffiti on the walls of Pompeii:

II.2.3 (Bar of Athictus; right of the door); 8442: I screwed the barmaid

Why is there so much sex in this?

Your yearbook isn't the place to gift everyone with a morsel of your superior personality and intellect. Word of advice, if you don't want to be made fun of by others now and yourself in 10 years, choose something funny.

U N D E R R A T E D

"I wish to be the little girl"- m00t

>What loss did Minerva herself first incur that led to her own disappearance? Was it, perhaps, the loss of her guards? There can be no doubt that their death made her removal possible - the image did not preserve the men; the men were preserving the image

From the same guy:
"History will be kind to me, for I intend to make it."

>cucking is the thinking man's fetish
-moot

"they don't think it be like it is but it do"

>amateurs are better at war
>was a professional soldier

really makes you think

memes, what did he mean by this?

*memes aside*

My GOAT is from Thucydides' History of the Peloponnesian War.

"We must not put off until tomorrow the duty of assisting those who must suffer today."

It's a very bittersweet quote, on one hand a message that we should live by today, but also a showpiece of the high ideals that the Peloponnesian War started with compared with the gritty mess it became and the betrayal it ended with.

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"This hurts less"

The motto of Zamoyski noble house

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That your brain capacity is too low

Do tell us a story about the Peloponnesian War!

It was the greatest event so far in the history of all the Greeks, and, dare I say, the entire world.
The chief cause of the war was the growth of Athenian power and the fear this inspired in Sparta.
After the Spartan elite got completely BTFO, they sent Brasidas off to Thrace to tear Athens' shit up. He did such a good job that lots of cities that he had liberated tore down the statues of their founders and put images of Brasidas in their place, saying he'd done more for their cities than the men who had made them.

>falsly implying natural selection still matters
That shit stopped matters 10,000 years ago.

>Literally Readdit: The Thread
This is why I only browse Leftypol these days.