ITT: History through Spongebob quotes

ITT: History through Spongebob quotes
>F is for fire that burns down the whole town!
>U is for Uranium bombs!
>N is for no survivors!

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WE DID IT PATRICK!

WE SAVED THE CITY!

>IMAGINATION, Squidward!


>We are the romans now!

ahahahahah, its a giraffe

Who the fuck memorizes spongebob quotes?

SOILED IT

SOILED IT

SOILED IT

SOILED IT

>CHOOOOOOCLATE

...

Do you not?

>"Oh, these aren't homemade. They were made in a factory... a bomb factory. They're bombs."

"I'm ugly and I'm proud!"

>So you like kicking butts huh?
>HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?

>OUT OF MY WAY, OUT OF MY WAY, CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S GOING TO KICK MY BUTT?

"Win this one because I told you to."

"He's just standing there...menacingly!"

hehe

"I thought what we had was special"

"My leg!"

"At least I still have my personality."

It's evil. It's diabolical. It's lemon-scented.

THIS PLAN Z CAN'T POSSIBLY FAIL!

lol

If you grew up with the show much of it is ingrained into our subconscious

pinhead

>I call it bold and brash
>haha more like belongs in the trash

>*BRRRRRPPPP*
>I SURRENDER!

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."

best in thread

>FFFFUUUUUTTTTRRRRREEEE!!!!!!!
>FFFFFUUUUUUTTTTRRRREEEE!!!!!

Who you calling' pinhead?

"Aw, cheer up Squid! It could be worse!"
"Yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose!"

"Wow you destroyed that guy without even touching him."

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>Win this one because I told you to
>BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOOOOO

sometimes i see things and I can't for the life of me imagine the human being who actually created it.

What a fuck up.

Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.

Patrick, NO PATRICK DON'T NO PATRICK

Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.

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You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!

>S: "What could be worse than a giant bubble!?"

>P: "Oh I know! TWO giant bubbles!"

>S: "PAT NO!"

Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.

S: "Pat?"

P: "Yeah SpongeBob?"

S: "I don't think this bubble can get any bigger."

P: "Nonsense!"

a five letter word for happiness…money

Not really a quote, but relevant nonetheless.

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Kek

No matter the topical context, these threads are always funny

>HELLO IS THIS BYZANTINE EMPIRE
>NO THIS IS ROME