New historical waifus thread

New historical waifus thread

I'll start.

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reeeeeee

>tfw she will never be your qt gf

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There's honestly no need for any other waifu but Joan.
>pretty
>virgin
>devout Catholic
>God's chosen
>national hero

I win

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Damn thats an awesome rendition of her too.

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>Let them eat cake

MOMMY

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>catholic

Dropped. The Anglican church is the religion of the Anglo, God's chosen race.

And there's no way I'd ever put my dick in a frog

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>Delilah (/dJˈlaJlə/; Hebrew: דלילה Dəlilah, meaning "[She who] weakened")[1] is a woman in the Book of Judges, where she is the "woman in the valley of Sorek" whom Samson loved, and who was his downfall. Her figure, one of several dangerous temptresses in the Hebrew Bible, has become emblematic: "Samson loved Delilah, she betrayed him, and, what is worse, she did it for money," Madlyn Kahr begins her study of the Delilah motif in European painting.[2]

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>tfw you will never reconquer Grenada and drive the moors out of Spain with her by your side