What are some Veeky Forums approved ways of making money? Other than trading crypto,...

whereismyname
whereismyname

What are some Veeky Forums approved ways of making money? Other than trading crypto, starting a business or sucking dicks.

King_Martha
King_Martha

.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Creating ponzies my goy

RavySnake
RavySnake

Sucking balls

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

welfare

TechHater
TechHater

Find crabs at the beach.

Dress them in barbie outfits.

Take photos of them.

Sell those photos at the beach.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

getting a job

Snarelure
Snarelure

Story time!
Join Army.
Go on personal Christian jihad to middle east. > Come back a mess.
Get 1750 a month in tax-free compensation. > Supplement with part time call center job at top 5 American bank.
Use GI Bill to get undergraduate degree.
While in school get an additional 1500 a month in gibmedats.
Free tuition. Free books. Free laptop.
Work part time job at call center after class. > Still a mess.
Get vocational rehabilitation benefits
Attend graduate school for free.
Get 2000 a month in gibmedats
Plus new computer, etc etc.
Finish graduate school with 5 years of experience at a well-regarded bank and degrees in economics and mathematics.
Get 200k/year job as an analyst.
MFW I literally get paid to mine the rumor mill that is Veeky Forums.
Still getting 1750 a month in tax-free disability money.

Seriously. Go to school for as cheaply as possible. Get involved in as many Veeky Forums related extracurriculars as possible (investor's club, small business association, etc etc), publish papers, push yourself, work part time in the sector you want to be in after graduation.

Lunatick
Lunatick

for you ... wage cucking till you die miserable, broken, and without accomplishing your dreams.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

put dicks in ass, much more money that way

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

open ass for dicks even more

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

That's admirable, if I were to receive a steady 1750 of gibs each month, i presume i'd just call it quits and live a sedentary life.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Eating ass

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Tough to live in the northeastern US on 1750 a month. Seriously debating doing this for 5 more years or so and then moving somewhere far, far cheaper.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

sucking cock

cum2soon
cum2soon

dealing cocaine

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Suck dicks for Bitcoin. The amount of dicks you'll have to suck year-over-year will decrease logarithmically over time and by year 3 you'll only be sucking your own dick.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Christian jihad
You mean Crusade? That just shows me how retarded the Murican military are. Fuck you faggots. I only wish you died by the blade of a taliban you scum.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

getting a job!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

sucking cocaine

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Sucking dick

Flameblow
Flameblow

cocaine

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

The concept of jihad differs wildly from a crusade, maybe he meant exactly what he wrote.

SniperGod
SniperGod

cocaine

WebTool
WebTool

selling kneepads

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

t. mohamad abdi

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Nope

happy_sad
happy_sad

cool clock ahmed

Booteefool
Booteefool

Some decent discussion around dropshipping was starting to happen a few weeks ago but it got drowned when the BTC & ETH rallies started.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

nothing

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Robbing peeple.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

fuck you.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Dick sucking is not volatile

cum2soon
cum2soon

investing in mooncoin, its literally free money at this point

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Are you kidding, the dropshipping ship has sailed long ago. That scam is very worn out at this point. It is practically impossible to make money doing it without huge amounts of startup capital at this point, and some serious SEO skills to match.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Seriously this though, just go to someplace where they have banned handguns and rob randos on the street, very very unlikely that any of them will be able to defend themselves, and then you can just hop in the car and drive home.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Dropshipping is not a scam if you set everything up yourself. However, you make better roi putting that work into affiliate marketing.

SniperWish
SniperWish

fgt

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Qt grill

Techpill
Techpill

food stamps lit

whereismyname
whereismyname

Depends, what are you ready to do ?
There are literally hundreds of things you could do. Are you looking for an easy buck ? That's going to cost you a lot. If you are prepared to work for it you can make your initial investment in no time.

I got a white, beater benz truck when I was 19 put some stickers on it, made a WIX homepage in two days and started posting ads on my local craigslist for moving services below market price. I was able to start making 100 euros/day just moving other people's shit.

"Oh, user, 100 a day is shit !!!!!"

I come from eastern europe where the average salary is 3 euro/hour and from those 100 I didn't pay shit in tax since it was always in cash.

After I gained a good amount of customers, I got another guy to move my shit and payed him 30 euro/ day.

I used the money I had made to buy a bit fancier black merc (used minivan) and made another WIX site. This time I placed ads for purchasing and delivering food ( later cooking and prepping it) for eldery. This became a really huge deal for me and I dropped out of Uni because I was making A LOT of money. Turns out there are a lot of people who are willing to pay for you to service their elderly dads/moms in a more ''classy'' way than sticking them in a fucking nursing home.

I have this business now as my primary income but I will be making a leap into manufacturing bio pellets for fuel. It's relatively cheap to get into and there are a lot of businesses who still need cheap heating fuel here in Eastern Europe.

It's really a question of what you are willing to do, and how lazy you are. I know that most of the guys here are interested only in shitcoins (including me) but that's just a fun leisure activity !

excuse my english

Hope that answers your question.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Sucking dick is am honorable profession.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Small business IT services in small towns. Be the only one they can choose from and offer everything. wifi, point of sale, web presence (deploy wordpress templates), networking, consultation. Everything. Offer managed services at an affordable monthly rate.

idontknow
idontknow

Nice man

You sound pretty cool

FastChef
FastChef

if nothing can save her it dosent matter if I post here

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Just don't come south and vote Democrat, so fucking sick of people moving here and voting for the policies they just left.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

nice trap

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

fuck

iluvmen
iluvmen

selling kneepads
You're doing it right

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

What are some Veeky Forums approved ways of making money? Other than trading crypto, starting a business or sucking dicks.
Sauce?

RavySnake
RavySnake

I think I can see some of her pubes

eGremlin
eGremlin

fux

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

reply

Flameblow
Flameblow

fuck man if i could enlist during the 2006 - 10 military budget booms.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

That's cool man. I'd like to aim by businesss to help elderly people also, I have always strongly felt they are not appropriated enough in society. I barely have anything I care about, but for some reason i care about old people a lot.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

hey (You)

SniperWish
SniperWish

fuck you

viagrandad
viagrandad

kys

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