ITT: We invent new nicknames for historical people.
I find a lot of times "The Great" is overused for so many people in history. So let's get a bit more creative.
Starting with Catherine II "It's Art Not Porn" of Russia (she collected erotic furniture).
Ghengis "Swaggity Swooty" Khan.
Christian VII "Busy Hands" of Denmark
Peter "Ottomans think they can have the black sea? We'll see" The Great
Alexander The Did Some Things Okay.
Frederick and Alexander "piggy back on the nation building of my father"
kek
Charles "Gee, How Come Charles' Mom Let's Him Have TWO Kingdoms?!" V of Spain
Augusto "make the commies scream for their mommies" Pinochet
Diego the Spicy
Frederick the Faggot of Prussia.
Jej
Charles "HNNNNG HURRRR REEE" ll of Spain
Constantine "The Useless Fuck-up" I of Greece
Enver "I Can Kill 50 Armenian Soldiers With A Single Blow of My Moustache" Pasha
Gustav "the fat cavalry commander" Adolf
quite alot of SEX she was into right?
He fucked Ottoman Empire in Crimea
Hard to say. Some of it seems likely but there was a lot of propaganda against her.
Conrad "The Empire Ruiner" von Hotzendorf
William Tecumseh "The South Makes Good Kindling" Sherman
underrated
Adolf "This Was My Backup Plan In Case Art School Didn't Work Out" Hitler.
Mahatma "Lolicon" Gandhi
Harry "fucking weaboos REEEE" Truman
What should we name Charlemagne the great?
Charlemagne "Remove Saxonbab"
>charlemagne the great
>Charles the great the great
Alfred "Fuck Vikings" Of Wessex
Georgy "I hate Krauts who want to kill me but I hate my soldiers even more" Zhukov
My thoughts too
What about Charles the let's divide the empire I created
Franklin "Give 'Em The D" Roosevelt
Benjamin "Birthday Suit" Franklin
He was probably the greatest.
So two times the great tells us the he was Great among the great
Alexander "Monarchy isn't that bad bro" Hamilton
Alexander "Teutons on ice" Nevsky
Louis "The Cuck of India" Mountbatten
Edward "Jimi" of Woodstock
James II "the Shite" of England.
Oh, wait.
>Akbar the Great
Henry "only head the church needs" the VIII
you win
also good
King Charles II "The Tongue" of Spain
Oh shit
Georgy "I must unite the russian people under one grave" Zhukov
Peter the Based
Basil "Gouge out Bulgarian eyes" II
Basil "Bulgarians on the slack get the wrack" II
Basil "Exterminate anyone of Bulgarian descent" II
Basil "The Based" II
Basil "Didn't go far enough" II
Basil "Nuke Bulgaria" II
Albert "The Carp" Fish
Olga "The cutie of Kiev"
What a fucking asshole.
Friedrich "Only German World War Champ" von Hohenzollern
Alfred "oh shit I left the stove on" of Wessex
Elizabeth "the technical virgin queen" of England
Vladimir "Putin' enemies of the state to sleep" I
Hedwig "Don't Name Any Fucking Owls After Me" of Poland
Hannibal "Roma Delenda Est" Barca
Hannibal "Pyreneese Pachyderm Patrol" Barca
Hannibal "Romans make me horny" Barca
Hannibal "Romanes Eunt Domus" Barca
Hannibal "Just Fuck My Shit Up Scipibro" Barca
Hannibal "People Will Remember A Fucking Make Believe Cannibal Before Me" Barca
King Cnut "Dyslexics Think I'm Sexy" of Denmark
"Body Bag" Douglas Haig.
good thread
Joan of Arc, "The Girl on Fire."
I like you.
Diogenes "Get Out Of My Fucking Sunlight Alexander" of Sinope
Dean "A golden ticket and you can see his candy factory" Corll
>Basil "Bitch maker, the Bulgar eye taker"
>Basil 'Basileus' Basilator
>Basil "I have 99 blind bulgars out of 10.000, but one"
>Basil "Boipussyright and bulgargenocide"
>Basil "Black sea, and bulgars can't see"
Charles "Remove Kebab" Martel.
>Yet another greek who thinks East Roman Empire was Greek Empire.
Krum "Head me to Constantinople"
Simeon "Beat the shit out of Romans" I
Tervel "Saver the Romans from Arab dicks"
Want some more?
>Alfred "the Baker"
>Charles "the Potato"
Constantine "the Who?"
>Frederick the Top
Alexander "the fine, i guess"Peter "the Weird"
Olga "the Toasty"
Alberto "We Wuz Kangs" Barbosa
Octavian the Touched
Peter "I fucking love ships" Alexeyevich
Anastasia "Bolshevik jailbait" Romanov
Props to the guy who raped her first.
I'm kind of envious.
Otto von "made germany great again" Bismark
Charlemagne the "WE WUZ ROMAN N SHEET"
Don't let this thread die.
Andrew "I'm not taking no for an answer" Jackson
plz no
Conrad "maybe the Russians will run out of cold weather" von Hotzendorf.
Dat hasburg chin
>Alexander The Privileged