Never post here

>never post here
>usually lurk Veeky Forums
>find jump drive today
>bunch of weird shit on it
>google file names
>realize it's a hard wallet for crypto
>950 btc


I would really like to return this to the original owner but there's no ID or name anywhere to be found. It doesn't feel right with this in my possession. I just don't want to hand it off to a scam artists. Any advice?

It is yours now.

>untraceable free money and he wants to give it back
kys

give some to me

If serious (and I hope you are), maybe poke around forums and see if you can find a poster using one of the public addresses.
Then rape them when/ if you meet up. They'll never see it coming.

email me the wallet bro and I'll launder it

send me the wallet.dat for inspection

congrats u are now rich

what are you retarded ?
God wanted you too have it

Oh thank christ dude thank you so much for finding it I've been searching everywhere - tell you what - send 85 to me but keep the 10 with my blessing - you're a diamond - not just any form of carbon:

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> Any advice?

Drink bleach

post adress

Do the right thing - give most of it away to people who post addresses on this thread and keep 5% for yourself.

send me 1 btc so i can make sure its real and not the chinese knock-off btc

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Transfer the newly found wealth to some Veeky Forumsbros

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send one right here pls

Considering the nature of crypto it's going to pretty tough to find this person unless they posted with a public address..

If you send some this way, I'll invest it wisely and benevolently

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send a 'test' money to check if it is legit m8,1btc or more would do.
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pls user

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It might be mine

Luck man

Also if you willing to share some I'd love to get into Crypto and would appreciate if you'd some some btc

thanks user

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If somebody actually lost a hard wallet with this much in it there's no chance they're alive anymore

its probably owned by a lambo dealership, just go in there and give it to them and they'll give you a lambo.

You are really lucky mate, I would really appreciate if you could send me 1 BTC:

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>tfw all memery aside, 950btc net you unironically a few lambos

Oh, I just rembered that I misplaced my btc wallet with 950 btc.

Anonym Ontis
PO Box 1606
Westhampton Beach, NY
11978

Share the wealth with some bizralites
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pls gib

Here's a cat video.

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Hmu with some B, spread the love urs now! 1MBcARf8R8TKhfnwHZCt8eXqQfdLeyt2LY

share it around here.
you wont be able to cash out that much i guess

keep most of it
drop a few 1btc here

OP if you ever return and aren't trolling come up with a fun way to dish this out

>crypto bubble
>OP just so happens to find one and figure out it's BTC

nigga get the fuck out of here with that BULLSHIT

nice larp

As a fellow Veeky Forumsizen, sell that shit and enjoy life man. Even if it doesn't crash now, BTC is bound to crash in June sometime

Share the luck and love

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If my post is NOT dubs, OP send me 1 btc or more

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bitcoin:18SWD5KiR49NMQiVraMrjVCnDd83x4HWfX

...

proof or fuck off

Give some to your fellow bros please.

Give me 5 and I'm set for life

seriously you have literally been given the power to change so many losers' lives.
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Pls OP, just a small nudge directed to the moon

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if real

sell 50 or 100 coins, depending on your current financial situation
keep the coins and protect them with your girlfriends life

the price for BTC is going to through the milkyway in a few months

i wouldn't mind a tip for that information
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>all these retards begging for coins from an obvious larper

lol u fags deserve to stay broke

op if you're real (which I know you're not) cash out and ball out

also buy a yacht not a lambo

Well OP,
seems like the ethical thing to do would be to donate 1 BTC to 950 people.

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Prove it

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my kneepads are ready senpai
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luv u op
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>not just going with the joke for some fun

0.5 of that would make an user so happy you won't believe it. Half a BTC.

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If he was real he should buy biz coin

BIZ needs more anons like you. Send me your Wallet so I can tip you kind sir.

Bro, put some bitcoin here for mad gains and >tfw gf.
For every 1 btc you increase your squat by 10kg!!

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You know that is worth $2.5 million right?
And you want to return it?
lol

Some user helping a poorfag? !

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A tiny little sliver of it please user, help me take care of my parents

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Posting adress in case OP start giving free BTC
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The guy is fucking dead now OP, he probaby hanged himself when bitcoin reached 2800$ and realized how much he lost.
But you can kickstart many new fortunes and autist happiness by just giving a fraction of that to Veeky Forumsmen here.

>1

If I could get 15 of those I could start going to school full time and finish before I turn 25. Honestly any fraction would help user

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pump bytecoin on polo

On the off chance OP decides to be a bro:

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gib bitshekels plox?
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>1 post by this ID

fake and gay

prove it OP by responding to this thread and giving coin

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Trollin

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gimme some or ill kill myself

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Please I just need help paying off school debt.

Please the 50kUSD of debt is crushing my soul.

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Share with your bizbros

Help a brother out

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please god one time

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Congrats on your new wealth, spread the love

help me get my start so i can start my own village in 10 years
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hey op you should help a struggling wagecuck get by, many thanks

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OP please

kill yourself

I'm not above begging for money, I'd appreciate this
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All of my friends have good PCs and I can't even play 5-6 years old games on Medium settings.

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Be a generous god

Im a nigerian prince that needs to bail my uncle out of prison for which he had been wrongfully put into because he fought corruption and got thrown into by the corrupt police chief, if you spare a few coin i might be able to bribe the cops and we can end the corrupt regime together!

My uncle holds all my billions and you will be richly compensated, one million times what you put in! Please save us, my family are starving and my little ones will die of malnutrition!!

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If it's real (it's probably not, but I'll bite anyway), the guy who lost the wallet probably bought them under $10 a coin, because if he invested a significant amount of fiat into bitcoin, he would've had hundreds of backups, cold wallets and all other shit.
So it's not that big of a deal if you just leave 2 fucking million dollars worth of btc to yourself, but you can't do that anyway, because you're just larping.

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Please send one BTC. Need to buy more protein power
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>Almost 1000 BTC
Will upload a nice wallpaper if you send one, or even 0.5 of one. If you don't feel it's right in your possession and you can't find the original owner you can't really do much, so godspeed if you spread the joy to this thread, where one man's lost BTC can buy happiness and spread it to many.

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pls op

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Sent ;)

plz gib, OP
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Sent ;)

Sent ;)

P-please OP.
I want to pay my brother's student loans.
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Sent ;)

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Sent ;)

Sent ;)

Im 18yo student trying to make some money out of crypto please send me thanks alot !!
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Sent ;)

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Sent ;)

>tfw when begged first but didn't get free btcs

>(You)

Sent ;)

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pls

>1 post by this ID
fuck you OP, go kill yourself

Is this actually real? Help a starting trader out, will you?

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