Fancy job titles and their real duty

Fancy job titles and their real duty

>fluffer
>gets free meals everyday

kek'd

>Social Media Manager
>shills on facebook, rebbit, twitter and Veeky Forums

>steward
>actually dishwasher/janitor

>IRS Special Agent
>Extortionist

so much this

>Customer Aquisition Executive

Cold-caller

Cryptologic Systems Technician
>sit in office
>eat junk food
>does not actually work with cryptologic systems

>product specialist
>reads manuals

>exchange owner
>crook

>Office administrator
>Basically a secretary

>Veeky Forums moderator/janitor
>some fat fuck neckbeard with cheetos residue on his fingers 404'ing threads day and night for free

tfw I want to laugh because it's true but then I want to cry because it's true

>project manager
>bullshitter

>waste operative
cleaner

lol this x 2.
>Senior executive administrator.
>Old secretary

Actually a legitiamate job. Maximising operations is literally how all big companies maximise their profits lol

>President of the United States
>Putin's cockholster

Upvote if you agree!

>Veeky Forums
>social media

>anyone in HR
>buying orange juice, sucking dick and smiling

>housewife
>full time crypto trader

No, fuck off. Out of the 12 project managers I've had to work with so far only one, just one, actually did his job right and didn't leave a steaming pile of shit behind him

HERPA DERPA 1/5 OF OUR GOALS REACHED WELP BETTER CLOSE THIS ONE WE DONE HERE PROJECT SUCCESSFUL

Fuck project managers

>Audit Analyst

>Number cruncherer

Genuine one from the rail company I used to work for....

>Train presentation operative
>Cleaner

operative is becoming more fashionable now

>lunchtime operative
dinner lady

>collection operative
bin man

i once worked for a finance firm that was brave enough to sack all of their project managers. no shuffling or anything, just outright fired every single one of them and had the teams do scrums every day instead. it didn't make any difference to at all except for the company saving a ton and morale improving.