Bitcoin

Techpill
Techpill

im reading some analysts are now saying btc could reach $6000 by the end of the year? i know it feels counter-intuitive to invest rn with the price at an all time high but how many of us have passed up chances to buy in cheap in the past? i dont think im gonna get left behind this time

cnbc.com/2017/05/25/bitcoin-price-correction-record-high.html

All urls found in this thread:

cnbc.com/2017/05/25/bitcoin-price-correction-record-high.html
salezabaw.pl/en/offer/spider-tower
voting.decred.org/
ozgld.com/
youtube.com/watch?v=ytDamqTjPwg
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_use_of_the_U.S._dollar
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulip_mania
youtube.com/watch?v=M-1FSSZNw68
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_Order_6102

Methshot
Methshot

wait for mid june for the price to drop then buy the shit

Methnerd
Methnerd

he's waiting for the dip

TreeEater
TreeEater

holy dicks that gif

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

What happened to the kid? Who the fuck built this?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I missed the ball in 2012.

I'd be pissed except i got some unrelated shares that rose 3000% in 5 years.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Here's a hot tip, invest in CYTR stock. It's about to be bought out by a larger pharma company at or just prior to the ASCO conference in early June. Shares hovering around $0.60 right now but at buyout will likely be $5-10. Don't miss the boat. Last call on this train.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Source?

Skullbone
Skullbone

fuck bitcoin BITbean is where is at

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Buy low sell high. Its not counter intuitive to buy on the high, it's straight retarded and highly risky.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Thanks grandpa

Emberfire
Emberfire

Fomo buy high, panic sell low

Evilember
Evilember

Yes good goy buy bitcoins now. Let me offload mine onto you before the dip.

Don't worry I'll buy them back when you panic sell the dip in June.

Firespawn
Firespawn

he's in hell now

Flameblow
Flameblow

Kid appears at the bottom, torn to pieces

SniperGod
SniperGod

Sold five coins @2200$. It must dip below that, right?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

All these Aussie shills pushing bitcoin's to idiots.

Take this shit to Veeky Forums or wherever else poor people go to talk about how they are rich with fake money but choose to eat top ramen.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Wtf is that playground even safe?

RavySnake
RavySnake

What the fuck? Is that kid dead? He has to be at least paralyzed.

WebTool
WebTool

it might. but it'll hit 5k-7.5k first.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

he's gone now

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

leddit tier

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

he's in a better place

RumChicken
RumChicken

Im buying platinum and waiting for the inevitable collapse of SA

StonedTime
StonedTime

Veeky Forums

Stop attracting nociones fag, also ETH > BTC

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

falling for the bitcoin jew
user pls

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

some say he's still falling to this day

DeathDog
DeathDog

didi the kid dieded?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

ITT Bitcoin shills.
And rubes.

Like, if your meme currency had any value, you wouldn't need to shill it.

TechHater
TechHater

Fuck Bitcoin, even if it does it 6k there are loads of altcoins that'll hit the thousands of percent rise. Just look at how over the last month so many altcoins have shot up 1500 to 2000 percent. For fast money bytecoin is the darling, buy when it's at 0.0026 and sell at 0.0040. It does this every single day. Do the math, say you invest 1000 dollars at 0.0026 gets you roughly 385,000, sell at 0.0040 and your return is roughly 1500. Bytecoin bounces like this at least once per day. Even if it falls for over 24 hours, it always rises back. This is easiest day trading ever. What else can guarantee you 500 bucks a day on a paltry 1000 dollar investment? Not fucking Bitcoin.

eGremlin
eGremlin

1 bitcoin = $2638.74 US Dollar

how the fuck do you withdraw that without being ripped off by the exchange.

It was lucky the fuck cunt that stole all the bitcoins got arrested because someone gave a tip.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

God you're fucking stupid. WHY would you do that? It immediately jumped back up.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Except no currency not even gold has any real value, joke is on you potatonigger.

FastChef
FastChef

wait until every man and his dog wants them then sell them to people you know for cash

JunkTop
JunkTop

I don't care about shitcoins i want to know more about that gif

why is it so high up
why is it designed so poorly
why did the kid jump into it
did the kid die

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

salezabaw.pl/en/offer/spider-tower

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Pay denbts

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Captial gains tax applies in Aust. on any profits you make on bitcoin.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Could have at least sold them 2 days ago @ 2750 $. And now you go weak hands mode and sell them @ 2200 $. Fucking hold and don't be a pussy.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

you just want money and don't care about tech. fluffy should have wrecked your ass.fucking BCN seriously?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Seriously, this. The moment you became able to withdraw it as 'real' money was the point everyone who believe in what it stood for knew the Jews had won.

I mean for fuck sake, the creator of the currency hard coded his own 10% ownership of ALL bitcoin in existence, why anyone would invest any time/money into this neo-kikery is absolutely beyond me.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Veeky Forums

Seriously, fuck off

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Fucking hold and don't be a pussy

This is exactly what people who start Ponzi schemes say

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

DON'T LET ME LEAVE MUUUURPH!!

whereismyname
whereismyname

this

Nojokur
Nojokur

It is a spider tower

tfw I missed out on this shit as a kid and had to play on rusted jungle gyms that cut me all to fuck

Illusionz
Illusionz

why will it drop in mid june?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

looks like a spine snapper

Supergrass
Supergrass

I had thousands of bitcoin backin the daym used to gamble them and play poker, eventually lost the usb.

fml

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

the price boost is caused by corrupt money fleeing china and also bribes. it'll take until june to be converted into canadian houses. you think i'm joking. i know things you wouldn't believe.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Sadly there's a great deal of truth to this. The part about money laundering anyway.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I'll keep an eye out
Thanks other user

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

HODL
MOON OR BUST

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

dat gif tho

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Source?

Lunatick
Lunatick

BITCOINS ARE GOING

TO

THE

MOON

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

t.penny stock salesman

Enjoy your retard bucks burger, if people fall for your shill they deserve it.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

guy pumps a stock: you're a fucking shill
guy pumps Bitcoin: you're a fucking genius

Booteefool
Booteefool

the most important thing to invest in is each other.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

fag

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

LETS GET RICH BOYS

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Nerve gas

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I just put all my life savings in to bitcoin. Fuck it, all or nothing.

MPmaster
MPmaster

i saw op and your posts and figured this was the place for me.

what motivates a man to become an OP. what heights of ego leads men into such madness.

King_Martha
King_Martha

gambling
not being poorer than before
implying

Spamalot
Spamalot

You're not getting rich you stupid fuck, you're blowing money on a pyramid scheme.

Fuck off to Veeky Forumscatalog#s=%2C but I bet you're laughed out of there.

Soft_member
Soft_member

I was responding to you fucking mong
try being more excellent

girlDog
girlDog

Buy low
it's never low

You're missing a train that will never pass again

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

not putting all your money into guns and ammo
It's like you want it to just disappear.

farquit
farquit

Buy etherium instead

viagrandad
viagrandad

What is Bitcoin pegging its value to?

If you can't define that there is no way to know its value.

For example the dollar pegs to gdp

happy_sad
happy_sad

buy gold and silver. when hyperinflation happens in 1-10 years and the market runs into real assets, you are rich as fuck.
i don't have any numbers, but it's obvious that at least 1 of 100 grams silver only exists on paper.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

lol i mean that at lest 99 of 100 grams silver only exists on paper

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

B..but crypto ...

5mileys
5mileys

I've been laughing my sides off for five minutes at this webm I hope the kid didn't die or something

cum2soon
cum2soon

post-apocalypse
"i wont give you food and shelter for bitcoins"
"but muh digital currency"

takes2long
takes2long

Th-this time it's different..

w8t4u
w8t4u

The world always makes it's way back to commodity money eventually after every fiat ponzi run.

The real question here: is Bitcoin a commodity?

I do think the blockchain has utility beyond simple transactions. But for that thesis, I'd go with etherium over bitcoin.

askme
askme

You sell them for cash.

Bidwell
Bidwell

If you follow your intuition you will lose big in crypto

You need to follow cold logic and reasoning

massdebater
massdebater

How do you even cash a bitcoin out?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Difference is that bitcoin always, without fail, stabilies at a higher price post-"crash" than it was at before the rally.

Inmate
Inmate

Find a sucker who will buy it with real currency.

idontknow
idontknow

have fun finding someone paying you 1200$ for a bitcoin.

likme
likme

I'm someone who's in crypto since bitcoin was a little below $2

I'll give you pro-tips that I usually never give, just because I sympathize with many of you, especially the NEETs that were screwed by this system we live in ,... with crappy jobs and no future ahead

I was in your shoes once... I do think Bitcoin is headed to $10k ... but that will only multiply your investment by x5

I know x5 is not "only" ... but in crypto it is... if you put $100 and you get $500 out of it, ... will anything really change for you?

You must forget Bitcoin and think about what's next. What are the problems in crypto that Bitcoin is not solving?

One great impasse we saw in Bitcoin is governance... who decides when Bitcoin needs an upgrade that requires a hard fork? How? What is the process? Chinese miners who own whole factories of GPUs?

I think stakeholders (owners of coins) should be able to decide... Decred is a crypto that was created by ex-Bitcoin devs and it does that... here: voting.decred.org/ you can see the voting process going on.

This coin will evolve in time according to coin owner's votes. Whatever they want implemented, the devs will implement (and it's self-funded). So for instance now they're voting on Lightning Network integration (will make Decred transactions almost INSTANT)

Another thing that is MISSING BADLY in crypto is a way to exchange coins without having to rely on (((middlemen))) exchanges like Kraken, Poloniex, that take large fees and provide SHITTY service ... people wait for weeks or even months to get support on issues.

Enter BlockNet --- "internet of blockchains" - it's a project that has a "blockchain routing " tech that can make different blockchain talk to each other. One of the thing this does is to allow for FULLY DECENTRALIZED exchanges in the future... this is definitely the next step for crypto, and the cost of this coin is like $3 right now.. max supply is very low, 4mil.

These are 100x opportunities

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

you think little chunks of metal or paper will be any better, friend?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

still looking at the latest bullrun and assuming this correction is coming, buying now doesn't seem smart to me.

hairygrape
hairygrape

real currency.
lol... yeah fiat printed paper or numbers added on a digital bank system on whim of some central bank is real money

I can find someone in 5 seconds.
Are you meming or really that stupid ?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

democracy in economy

Bad idea. It's called communism

Playboyize
Playboyize

lol, if people sell me goods for a piece of paper or digital numbers in a computer, they will for sure sell me goods for silver/gold when every other currency is gone.
just imagine a 20 year old going to a 60 yo farmer explaining him bitcoin. lmao
do what you want. i'm not in metals for gains, i'm in it for security/stability.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

So how does one cash out a bitcoin?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Yes but in this case, it's not 1 person 1 vote.
It's 1 coin 1 vote.

So if you have 5000 DCR, you get 100 votes
If you gave 50 DCR, you get 1 vote.

:)

Techpill
Techpill

I cash it out by sending to to Bitstamp, selling for EUR, and Bitstamp immediately wires it to my bank account

Fast and painless

Methshot
Methshot

Sell it to someone who wants to buy bitcoin.

Methnerd
Methnerd

The US government only accept US dollars. You can't pay taxes, fines, or bail with bitcoin. If it can't get you out of jail, it ain't real money.

TreeEater
TreeEater

so do you have a currency or do you have a commodity that can be traded for currency

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

lol... yeah fiat printed paper or numbers added on a digital bank system on whim of some central bank is real money

Even a currency backed only by debt is more stable than one backed only by confidence.

That said, commodity-backed bitcoins are the future: anonymous transactions, limited speculation, backed by secured, tangible assets. Not a "to-the-moon" type of investment, but definitely in keeping with the early intent of crypto-currencies.

ozgld.com/

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

You can change it almost immediately into what you call "real money" ...

In Japan you can already pay taxes and bills with Bitcoin

Give it some time ,it will be everywhere

American laws are bad for crypto... (((Wall Street))) doesn't want competition

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

You can change it almost immediately into what you call "real money" ...

so it's like owning a car and calling it money

Snarelure
Snarelure

I can buy things online with Bitcoin... I bought my PC with crypto... I bought e-books... I paid for hosting...

And I can change it into € with a few clicks

but keep being a crypto-skeptic , if you like

I'm not here to convince you

people who know crypto will reshape global finance will be the billionaires of tomorrow, iif they invest wisely and hold

Skullbone
Skullbone

mongolian intellectuals

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Hot tip for you gimps

Buy Golem (GNT). Likely to be added to Coinbase within a month or so which will double your returns atleast.

Emberburn
Emberburn

You can change it almost immediately into what you call "real money"
Exactly. Exchange it for real money.
In Japan you can already pay taxes and bills with Bitcoin
In Japan, you can pay a woman to be your girlfriend and snuggle with you for an hour. Doesn't mean she's your girlfriend.
Give it some time ,it will be everywhere
Oh sure, the Federal Reserve will start their own blockchain with actual dollars that won't oscillate wildly in value.

Emberfire
Emberfire

if people just believe that a car is worth 500 sheets of white paper with a rare image on it, cars will be sold for 500 sheets of paper. we live in a strange world.

Evilember
Evilember

no one ever game the source of that gif

Firespawn
Firespawn

RETARD alert

google how many countries are accepting crypto currency

it IS the future its the only way to destroy the central banking system and the jews

Flameblow
Flameblow

1 BTC will be worth $1 million in ten years. This is not a train leaving it's a fucking rocket ship to the moon.

If I had any money I would buy the shit out of them.

SniperGod
SniperGod

actually it's $2500 this morning. 10% swings are nothing in BTC.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

currency is a current moving to the bank.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Send Bitcoin to Bittpanda wallet
Click sell
Automatically sells at last market price
Money goes straight into my bank (with a $100,000 daily limit)
You nocoiners are truly retarded.

have fun finding someone paying you 1200$ for a bitcoin.
There are millions of people every day who do. And you can buy 0.000000001 of a Bitcoin, you don't have to buy 1.

RavySnake
RavySnake

literally spam from the 1990s
youtube.com/watch?v=ytDamqTjPwg

WebTool
WebTool

why

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_use_of_the_U.S._dollar

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

people who know crypto will reshape global finance will be the billionaires of tomorrow, iif they invest wisely and hold
this is exactly why we don't even want niggers who think "money comes from government" or "money has no real value" to have any BTC. who the fuck wants these idiots shaping anything? reality should steamroll them for what central bankers have done and what entire societies of these sycophants have condoned and continue to defend.

after they give us all "basic income" be sure to get yours in cash and pour it into BTC so that yours earns a return for you while they piss it away on cheetos and monster drinks.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Satoshi (or the group that made up his name) never cashed out the Genesis block. They have had so many chances, and it just never happened. Those coins are as close to burnt as we'll ever get.

RumChicken
RumChicken

How do I invest in bitcoin and other currencies, how do I buy them?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Yfw NoCoiners talk about cryptocurrency yet don't even know how to cash out, how to buy, how to exchange it for another crypto or how any of it works in the slightest, just meming about bubbles

BUT LE HOW DO U TURN IT INTO LE FIAT MONEY
Even Redditors know more than NoCoiners.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Its okay friendo ,you stay a poor pleb the rest of us capitalist are going to become rich from cypto currency investment. Ever stop to think why bitcoin is worth more than GOLD for some reason?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

hard coded his own 10% ownership
gosh, the man who killed fiat currency was allowed to name his own price, and he put his trust in his own system, and he expended his own effort to bootstrap the mining pool? it's almost like he believes in something

DeathDog
DeathDog

Can somebody for the love of God explain this gif? Are they on a construction site or something, why are those kids there and who was filming this? Nobody ever gives me a good answer.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Learn to Google you fucking retard. Jesus Christ.

TechHater
TechHater

Bitcoin has no future. All people treat it as, is a tradable commodity not a usable currency.

eGremlin
eGremlin

bitcoin is worth more than GOLD
Gold's about $1200 an ounce. How many ounces does a bitcoin weigh?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

BlockNet
on which exchanges is it traded?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

its just a piece of jungle gym equipment made up of elastic straps. youre supposed to climb up and down it, not leap into its gaping maw from above and flail around like a retard.

FastChef
FastChef

"You wanna buy this nice Tulip? It only costs you 2000 bucks but you can sell it for 6000 bucks at the end of the year! Trust me!"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulip_mania

JunkTop
JunkTop

Obviously the whole thing is retarded, but the truly smart people will make money off of it. Plain and simple.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger


thinks paper currency printed by jew central bankers is worth anything other than the value we attribute to it

doesn't understand that crypto currency is exactly the same

can't grasp that something that is a non existent asset like crypto currency is worth more than a real physical asset like gold and connect the dots

has never bought or traded crypto currency and thinks he knows anything about it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

"So why do you sell me this Tulip if it is worth 6000 bucks at the end of the year?"

...

"Because I want you to be rich, hmkay?"

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I think they're in one of those inflatable houses or whatever they call them.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Thanks user, it always creeps me out for some reason

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

implying the jews aren't behind bitcoin
mistaking worth for value
accidentally admitting that non-governmental crypto is not a real asset
assumes my gender

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Maybe its the muslim genes in you, but I said smart people will make money off of it. Not the retards buying into all time highs hysteria

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

ITT we post our balances?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

what the best places to buy and sell these currencies from?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

youtube.com/watch?v=M-1FSSZNw68

whereismyname
whereismyname

Oy vey look at all those shiney shekels. Heheh

Nojokur
Nojokur

feels good man

Illusionz
Illusionz

You're worth more than my entire country

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

shitcoin shills on /pol/ again

fuck off faggots

Only the real matters. Fiat aint real. digifiat? Fuck yourselves

Supergrass
Supergrass

How you going to sneak that into Venezuela? Bitcoin BTFO's GOLD!!!!1!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

its all monopoly money though, isnt it? why is a chunk of metal worth more than bits of paper or ones and zeros on a machine? if shit goes down its all worthless.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Gold is real wealth. I dont expect peasants on /pol/ to understand that though.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Gold is real wealth
what does real mean? if no one wants to buy it then how is it different from fiat or crypto or monopoly money?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

you can use a gold bar to kill someone in case of an apocalypse
you can sit on it too

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

you'd be better off investing in toilet paper than gold, dumbass boomer

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

You must be underage.

Gold has been "money" longer than every civilization that currently exists. Gold will always have inherent value. It will always a be a commodity that can be exchanged for other things of value, no matter what happens.

Lunatick
Lunatick

It will always a be a commodity
no it won't. you can't predict future. and if you want to use history as a background, you have now to consider the fact that humans now have something called nuclear apocalypse.
in case of one, it may still have it's value. but only after civilization has been restored.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

You're right user. As a species we just love shiny shit.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

What a surprise, the Brazilian is stupid.

Booteefool
Booteefool

bullshit. you can keep your shiny metals fag, i'll take the food and medicine

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

not this time burger. you guys are.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

its one or the other

lol
this is how I know /pol/ is all poor as shit

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Everyone is moving into eth, dgb and mooncoin while the normies buy their BTC. Then they will drag the normies into the "improved" like mooncoin with inane crap like smartlikes.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

post your balance

MPmaster
MPmaster

can somebody tell me how to import my bitcoins on a stick from 4 years ago into a new wallet?

King_Martha
King_Martha

be murican
think life is a fairy tale
stores gold on his basement
nukes happen
dies from hungry since can't eat all that gold
or die assassinated by someone when trying to trade it

Spamalot
Spamalot

you need the public and private key. Make a paper wallet.

Soft_member
Soft_member

be jap
nation hit by nuke
only two cities affected.
live as normal because you weren't in either

girlDog
girlDog

Hi Op, honestly I was in the same boat as you. I started investing in ETH at $ 40. It'll be great long term, btu in terms of breaking the barrier, getting lucky and hitting the moon? You should have a small portion in alt coins. 85% of my hodlings are in solid, long terms like NEM or ETH and such. But these shit/shillcoins can be used to really make a hefty profit if you time it right.

Just don't be manipulated by your FOMO. I think mooncoin and reddcoin are the two hottest shitcoins atm. I'm in a small bit of redd, and I thought mooncoin was a pure joke, but it seems they've gotten the dev active and the volume they generated on bleutrade is insane, so I threw in some at 2 sats.

Even if it goes to 3 sats, I've made 50%, whereas getting that off the bigger coins is a massive event, but happens all the time. Just be wise, get a general consensus, and go for it. Fortune favours the bold.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

be murican
shitposting on Veeky Forums
didn't consider the fact that if murica get nuked it won't be two nukes

farquit
farquit

Did that kid died?

viagrandad
viagrandad

I have a bc.dat file. Are they in there?

happy_sad
happy_sad

DESU I do like Brazilian Steakhouses. Yum

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

natural resources with real world applications have no value
Hmmmmmmmm

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Shit man you need to start googling. Or open a coinbase account.

5mileys
5mileys

Forget the bitcoin. ETH is the way to go.

cum2soon
cum2soon

kek approves apparently.

w8t4u
w8t4u

You can't play poker online anymore in Australia anyway.

askme
askme

nice

Bidwell
Bidwell

come on admit it

massdebater
massdebater

you read it, we all did

Inmate
Inmate

blocknet development has not been active since last year, stop shilling

idontknow
idontknow

is that hitler in the bg?

likme
likme

yes sir you are right.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

this means you are even more faggot than anyone else who read the bottle

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

It was great reading the beer bottle. :P

hairygrape
hairygrape

i have money, i would fuck with this if i knew how
i sit at my computer most of the day. can i get a quick rundown or some instructions

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

The Jews finally built their revenge for the masturbation machines

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

top kek

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Sold yesterday at 2600.
It's gonna crash hard guys.

Get those credit cards ready, buy buy buy when despair sets in.

Coinbase or gemini.com.

Since you're American I'd recommend Gemini, they are more safety concerned and have better up-time than Coinbase.

Sadly Gemini is not available in mainland yurop.

Techpill
Techpill

this is fake right? if you have this sum of money then why you are not some paradise full or girls on a yatch?

Methshot
Methshot

It's not my money my black friend.
It's from coinmarketcap.com

Methnerd
Methnerd

Why would you waste money on either of those things when you've already gotten laid and been on vacation before?

There's a reason you monkeys stay poor, because you are monkeys.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

huezil

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

there's a reason so many brazilians live in US nowadays
because you goys are monkeys too

search some more and you'll see it going the other way though

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

38 mil wouldn't even cover an American mortgage you fucking peasant

Snarelure
Snarelure

this thread got me thinking
I might buy mooncoins soon
Seems like BTC is a ship that has long long sailed past me, I can probably buy 1.5 before going dead ass broke.

If anybody got any tips for me please share, either way i'll spend 3 days reading shit on the internet

Skullbone
Skullbone

what makes you think i have any obbligation to know that? are you stupid or what?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

The USA is becoming a great nation to be a monkey or an elite Jew in. It just sucks to be a middle class white person, like really badly. Like getting slowly genocide badly.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Our jews rule the world

Bow down before them and rub thy hands

Emberfire
Emberfire

truth

Evilember
Evilember

meanwhile we all laugh at your disgrace
everytime you call a brazilian a nigger, a new one is created in miami

Firespawn
Firespawn

he's gone, the people of the rubber net have him now

Flameblow
Flameblow

what coins should us latefags been looking into?

SniperGod
SniperGod

yeah you're right

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Uhh this nigga is up 8,20% today

SniperWish
SniperWish

just buy bitcoin you

RavySnake
RavySnake

These coins

WebTool
WebTool

But we also house the most elite jews in the world and let their banks parasite off us forever

You just racemix and be degenerate

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

see my post:

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Ethereum.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Bittrex
Sorry for the late reply. Had to go somewhere

RumChicken
RumChicken

Bittrex right now
It's very active again now, I know the devs.

StonedTime
StonedTime

i got a sis living there since forever, so no need to pretend that your country is a paradise.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Here someone recommends: - it's a popular choice but keep in mind Ethereum has no hard cap on supply

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

i remember reading about some guy on the who was raging because he had like a $2 million worth of btc he bought for like $30 back in the day stored on an old pc, which he ended up throwing away kek.

theres probably hundreds of stories like this.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Only on Veeky Forums can you get this up to date info on cryptocurrencies while spreading Jew truths and memeing for an Egyptian frog god

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

come on, we know you just watch the conversations on irc. no need to say you are friends.

TechHater
TechHater

thank you sir

eGremlin
eGremlin

Poloniex doesn't have BlockNet anymore.
It does have Decred though.

I don't advise you use Poloniex right now, it's too overcrowded. If you need support you will have to wait weeks to receive a response to a support tickets - look at the TrollBox and see the number of complaints

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

If you're rich it is

Our politicians literally get to fuck and eat kids for satanic gods

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Ya. I was thinking of Decred. Deleted my comment.

FastChef
FastChef

well, yeah, this is the only place you can do this shit all together.
but if you are for real info, this is not the place and i'm not going to tell it where it is.

HOW MANY OF YOU MOFOS KNOW WHAT IS A SEGWIT? WHAT IS BIP148?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Not friends... I just know them. We talked maybe 2 or 3 times only. I just follow BlockNet development closely, and it's speeding up now

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

You're welcome. Some day when you're wealthy you'll remember the Slovenian who changed your life with that advice :)

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

WHAT WILL HAPPEN ON 1 AUGUST MOFOS?

pay attention goys. when you look too much closely to something you miss all the rest.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

tnx for the heads-up compatriot, I'll chuck in several hundred and hodl

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

It hasn't even been 10 years.
Not every cuck lives on a 1 week schedule like you.

Wait till it hits 10000$ and you will see the dump of the century

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

$100 worth of bitcon is worth $79 million. I have/had $10 worth. It was life changing.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

fuck and eat kids for satanic gods

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

eat

pizzagate development or are you memeing?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

If it winds up being true, this is how you start positive stereotypes

From now on whenever some goy mentions your country we will barge in and say "HEY THEY ARE THE NOT NIGGERS"

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Very wise decision, you won't regret it :)
just 4 mil supply... and it has the potential to become the "internet of blockchains" - if it reaches its full potential, and I believe it will, it could not only go 100x in price (to $300), but even 1000x
Decentralized exchange is a game changer

The other projects that are trying to do this like Waves, BitShares, Lykke etc- I know them all, but they are not REALLY decentralized...

whereismyname
whereismyname

i will. its pretty much exactly like you said, i'm a burger well below the poverty line making $300 a week at my job. i don't really have a lot of hope to move up. i've been constantly looking for ways to invest the money that i have without doing anything illegal, but its tough. youve given me a little framework to get started.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Mooncoin is going to 500 sats before July.
You faggits heard it here first.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Who ETH here?

Holding 22

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Thank you <3

Supergrass
Supergrass

1 Aug/17
write on your calendar.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Literally, if you can think of it, they're gettin away with it here

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

$300 a week

Doesnt matter what you do. Youll never make enough to do anything in this world

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

They never leave survivors marty

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

2017
not investing in mealworms

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I just put my entire savings in to bitcoins. Roughly 60,000 USD so it better fucking grow or i will become pissed off.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

define "anything"

Lunatick
Lunatick

Why you think we hate all the fucking Canadians?

Hope they all get blown up by a muslim

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

well you are just the dumbbest son of a cunt there is now aren't ya

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

what's some high quality shitposting mate.

eat kids? come on.

Booteefool
Booteefool

he fell for the shilling
research your shitcoin before you plunge in with lunch money mommy gave you

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I bought 400 btc at $0.75 a pop back in the college. I used it to buy drugs. Fucking kill me.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Inflation will merk your ass, youre too low, literally doesnt matter what you do with such chump change

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Sometimes you've got to gamble.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

mooncoin

MPmaster
MPmaster

It will always a be a commodity that can be exchanged for other things of value, no matter what happens.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_Order_6102
Executive Order 6102 is a United States presidential executive order signed on April 5, 1933, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt "forbidding the Hoarding of gold coin, gold bullion, and gold certificates within the continental United States". The effect of the order, in conjunction with the statute under which it was issued, was to criminalize the possession of monetary gold by any individual, partnership, association or corporation.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Don't listen to the depressing user
I was making $1000 a month in a shitty soul-crushing job
And now I don't have to work anymore because crypto investments

If you invest in something already big like BTC or ETH it cannot go 100x, obviously

But smaller projects CAN, and some WILL. Even 1000x if you catch an early one.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Is love

Soft_member
Soft_member

sorry for your loss

girlDog
girlDog

400 btc
$963992 today

fucking hell lad

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

the kid fell on the "Kid's eating machine"

farquit
farquit

How low can I start with to get my feet wet?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Whatever. Give me your email so i can taunt you when i am rich you son of a bitch.

happy_sad
happy_sad

that might be true, but i'm not going to let you decide my fate

thanks again, i'm reading up now

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Dude...

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

would you give us your e-mail so we can taunt you when you get to be poor?

5mileys
5mileys

You don't have to be mad.
But i will save this and post on /pol/ when we reach 100 sats.

Deal?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Fucking retard, like any real man would ever give up his gold.

Plenty of people buried their stash and went from rich to elite over the Great Depression

And you think in a world where governments are seizing gold your digifiat will be reliable? lol

So many people are going to get bodied over the next 10 years its going to be insane

takes2long
takes2long

Yeah but would you really have hold on to them by now? I doubt it. You would have sold during on of those early dips.

w8t4u
w8t4u

It's not SHITPOSTING

It's truthbombing

askme
askme

inb4 he bruteforces your email and ends up stealing your btc.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Yeah it's "[email protected]"

massdebater
massdebater

Im just telling you your grind is pointless. You dont have even 1/10 of enough to "invest" with. youre not at that level.

Instead of investing you should be looking into coming up with a way to generate more income like an online business. Youre literally too poor for investing

iluvmen
iluvmen

ok. since i never made a research on this subject, ill give you the benefit of the doubt.
but let me make you a question: have you researched for yourself? where? what's the sources? static html webpages? breitbart? cnn? rt?

Inmate
Inmate

no, i want your actual e-mail, not the one you are dreaming of.

idontknow
idontknow

Also you have been immortalized.

Methnerd
Methnerd

ugh
my eyes hurt
i hate this redirect
cya goys

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

we Veeky Forums now

MPmaster
MPmaster

Do not ask what happened to the kid, ask what is happening to the kid

5mileys
5mileys

They say that if you keep really quite you can still hear the rubber bands vibrate in the distance.

cum2soon
cum2soon

I am ready for this new life.

RumChicken
RumChicken

When bitcoin's falling "analysts" and "experts" say it's going to zero. When it's rising, they say it's going to a gorrilion.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

And you think in a world where governments are seizing gold your digifiat will be reliable? lol
It is more reliable already. Gold transfer over borders is heavily regulated and taxed. When crypto penetrates these regulation with ease.

Of course government can effectively ban anything if they want it hard but banning physical media is much easier.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I like how it predicted the dip at ~$2500

cum2soon
cum2soon

cut my
ethwallet
to pieces

farquit
farquit

alrite learn me senapi.

the ladle and bowl on the fine graph you have there- wat? is tis some kind of hypothetical truism,or a pattern that has been observed?

or have you randomy stuck a ladle and a owl next to a single graph that happens to form those shapes?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

even worse, literally feudalism. In your shitty system, rich people like Roger Ver could dictate policies with their retardness. No thanks.

massdebater
massdebater

It just didn't click in those early days. I realized during the 2013 bubble that crypto wasn't going to go away. Glad I did.

Firespawn
Firespawn

not noticing the druid

piss off normalfag

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

And when do I sell it

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

holy kek this site really does a number on my sides sometimes

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Unable to escape from the kingdom of the moles.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

if I had that many BTC, I would certainly not keep them with coinbase

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